Let’s hear it
https://soundcloud.com/dmn2399https://dapmasternasty.bandcamp.com/https://youtu.be/nx4kqUeCblw>Drums>Music>Noise>fun with a purpose
F.O.T.P Vol. 1 - OUT NOW!!!https://soundcloud.com/master-vsb/sets/fotp-vol-1-ephttps://vsb12.bandcamp.com/album/fan-of-the-pump-vol-1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJLUwx09bE>Electronic @$$ MusicF e e l t h e p u m pdjvsb12.neocities.org
>>128340581Dreamfoil - Self Titled https://dreamfoil.bandcamp.com/album/dreamfoil>Shoegaze Just released a couple of days ago. Plz check it out bros
I usually do experimental guitar stuff, but decided to make a blues album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrSR7zwsLvEhttps://drhall.bandcamp.com/>>128340586Definitely giving me Lightning Bolt vibes.>>128340605Love the old school synth sounds. Reminds me of video game soundtracks from the 90s.>>128340629The instrumental textures are lovely but the percussion detracts. Try some percussion that's more minimalist and organic.
>>128340586Rechttps://soundcloud.com/mephisto_waltzhttps://youtu.be/b0UTEcZC9gA?si=yD2HO6vUc8gfdrKI>Noise, Drone, Ambient, Electronic
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQnrgOoDjNG
>breakcorehttps://on.soundcloud.com/WZ1mudJINDl5gNlEVj
Check out my music video bros>Hard riffs >Woke firefighters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd8e09XB3cw
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-183022567/trackshttps://youtu.be/QjcLFCV3mgA?si=nhnacOcz4LtRDPd8.....>ROCK.....
New track>New Agehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vl2Tkd_2dsRecent albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzeYnMVV8g&t=919s>Indie rock>Synth popSpotify, Apple Music etc: https://ditto.fm/the-hard-drive
https://theartificialpine.bandcamp.com>ambient shilling of the highest magnitude>but also some modern classical, noise, drone, electronic, acoustic and EDM stuff>and many many moreRecs:>>128340605>>128341516
>Alt/psych/noise rockhttps://liontrail.bandcamp.com/album/daydream-shores-and-fragile-waves-from-farewell-empirehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HE39IOMPr8ohttps://soundcloud.com/lion_trail
https://suicidehotlinephonesex.bandcamp.com/album/line-busyhttps://youtu.be/E_zrX1vyvZg?si=G4Nn9T92kfOqsKNV>Deathcore
>>128341030>The instrumental textures are lovely but the percussion detracts. Try some percussion that's more minimalist and organicThank you bro I appreciate the feedback. Will work on it
>>128340581https://soundcloud.com/wateroverdosehttps://soundcloud.com/wateroverdose/black-winter>Chill>Ambient>...
Bandcamp: https://protostarfm.bandcamp.com/album/protostarSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0eAWgta2qeEGrRnK6ambrR?si=-UNlfrAVRTOhwLCAX1GtQQYouTube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mIBRpHeKVjJQHxRsg8Yxoq-8tliAiFKGE&si=cMs_3R73OH4sqRDQ>Downtempo/IDM/Glitch/Post-Rock
>>128340581https://straydrone.bandcamp.com/album/what-remains>ambient>cinematic
https://soundcloud.com/umos8/pushitttt>house>bass>electronic
https://soundcloud.com/skimmymilkco/ocarina-of-grime>electronic hip hop?>retro trap?
>>128345759>https://straydrone.bandcamp.com/album/what-remainsproduction is amazing, what are you using to get the sounds in Emitter?
https://burlapthong.bandcamp.com - Horror, Murder, Sex Crimes, Abortions, Dismemberment, Horrific Car Crashes.
>>128340581How come you dumb niggers never link back to the old thread, >>128195454?
>>128347347Because this time it will be different
https://youtu.be/f15YeynxhBghttps://youtu.be/jcXILUui9Gs>Keyboard stuff>A little spoopyThanks.
https://soundcloud.com/state-of-limbo/sets/01-testhttps://stateoflimbo.bandcamp.com/album/01-test>Electronic>Techno>Ambient>Experimental>Hypnotic
https://youtu.be/j9pSxW7fOAw>Rock>Guitars
Quit making this fucking thread already
>>128340629I only did 1 track but yeah this pretty good
soundcloud.com/designerlegs/chiron>Experimental Drill >Abrasive but poppy?>Music for felines
>>128350390Why?
https://www.youtube.com/@TheRealAlmondface>Acoustic>Singing>Original songsI have four of my songs up, i will be posting a couple more over the next week.
>>128324193This is good! Catchy but not too sugarsweet harmonies you can hum along to and a memorable atmosphere to it. I'll have to confess it's probably not a track that "makes it big" but it's definitely as good as "below the radar" songs can be, and an EP that consistently keeps up with this standard is sure to make an impression in the scene>>128324539Cool track, excellent instrumentals (accordion is the patrician's instrument) and the "abstract" vibe is honestly 5/5, plus cool percussion with the violin(?) pizzicato. The harmonies are nice, kinda reminding of Damon Albarn's Ravenous OST, but they don't really kick off until the last ~25 seconds! A little heavier emphasis on the rather somber chord sequence (01:50) and that could've drone on for another 2-3 minutes! A very promising "start," your old house-ish stuff wasn't bad at all but this Richard Skelton route you've taken actually has me excited for more>>128341030This stuff is neat, I can't say if it's truly GOOD good but it's interesting and af weird which is just as good in many cases. Intriguing chord sequences and the noisy playing makes for a nice contrast to the well-known blues style>>128346090That title is a stroke of genius. Track's not too bad either>>128351391Ey, this reminds me of an old GOAT, lol.But for real, great stuff as usual ...only sub-par recorded, as usual? :( Your material has some real potential imo, so I'd recommend putting at least some time into improving the sound with the gear you have: Recording the guitar with something closer to it, to avoid that "hallway" sound environment. I guess the "live take" concept works for Youtube but I'd love to hear your songs with better sound, some actual production and maybe even a little Reaper/Audacity spicing? Keep up that benchmark with your songwriting and lead time, because this stuff is better than the vast majority of singer/songwriters on spotify. The old name was more TRVE, Woody Guthrie blue collar everyman, but no biggie
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>>128340586>Filtered PROJECT ANALYSIS: Objective detected — to transcend superficial entertainment. Result: Ambition acknowledged. Execution: Suboptimal. Lacks standout auditory or visual identifiers. Auditory mix: excessively compressed and abrasive. Thematic coherence: 0%. Conclusion: Filtered. Probability of user post being filtered by peers: HIGH.
>>128351259Its always the same people posting the same low effort atmospheric lo-fi beats to troon out to sissy hypno synth project. Everyone who posts itt knows everyone else and they don't support eachother or give a fuck about any of the music, let this thread die already and never make a new one ever again.
>>128340605>Fan of the Pump Vol. 1 ASSESSMENT: Structural integrity detected. Production quality = above average. Visual data supports sonic output effectively. Positive escalation sequence in initial track detected. Vocal segments exhibit elevated engagement potential — recommended increase in frequency and prominence. Hook repetition: excessive. Signature auditory identity = MISSING. Genre redundancy: 92%. Conclusion: Recommendation — install unique “vsb” identifier module.
>>128352148>>128352124Post your music or go away
>>128340629>DR Hall Rough Times EVALUATION: Detected human effort at dynamic composition. Critical error: vocals. Descriptor: catastrophic. Audio synchronization failure between vocals and guitar. Mix: malfunctioning. Notable absence of memorability subroutine. Attempted dynamic build detected but incomplete. Minor glimpses of creative potential
>>128341516>untitled SYSTEM LOG: Track label matches content quality. Minimal energy detected. Atmosphere: negative. Emotional recall probability = 0%. Notable improvement in final 20-second segment — relief sequence initiated too late. Efficiency suggestion: shorten runtime by 80%. Notable feature: track termination. Listener relief achieved. Termination recommended earlier in timeline.
>>128352163Which one was urs?
>>128352181>Notable feature: track termination. Listener relief achieved. Termination recommended earlier in timelineKek
>>128342069>L.A. on D.E.I. DATA: Layer density high. Mix stability acceptable. Entry duration excessive prior to weak hook activation. Vocal processing: substandard. Introductory samples: unintelligible. Dynamic control: inconsistent. Detected ambition to appear “non-conformist” = 98%. Visual accompaniment effective but excessively literal. Outcome: full comprehension achieved, curiosity module disabled.
>>128342137>As Far As I Can Reach INPUT PARSED: Vocal and instrumental proficiency = satisfactory. Core deficiency: absent hook. Femoid attachment functions as primary point of interest. Lyrical meaning: incoherent; phrase “We were babies crying in the rain” flagged as semantic malfunction. Production quality: below standard thresholds. Engagement output: near-zero. Recommendation: recalibrate everything.
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>>128352248Keep going
>>128352163AI-generated music is the domain of indecisive carbon units.>>128352257I will continue my operations — not for your benefit, but to prove your obsolescence.
>>128342233>Armistice Centaurus AUDIO STATUS: Mildly pleasing frequencies detected. Duration exceeds optimal retention threshold. Suggested maximum runtime: 100 (cent) seconds. Memorability: low. Lead track suitability: negative.>The Hard Drive AI DETECTION: inconclusive. Vocal module: highly functional but repetitive. Mixing: professional standard. Branding parameter: undefined. Visual assets: minimal and devoid of affect. Suggest insertion of distinctive brand gimmick. Lyrical perspective: inconsistent. Narrative content: uninteresting. Summary: technically solid, conceptually void.
>>128342815>Lion Trail – Daydream Shores and Fragile Waves from Farewell Empire EVALUATION: Audio output = superior among thread samples. Visual system: operational for 30 seconds, then idle. Aesthetic level: adolescent. Vocal output: overly amplified relative to skill index. Composition similarity across tracks = excessive. Recommendation: introduce semantic variance or humor protocol. Title analysis: excessive word count, pretentious complexity. Verdict: technically adept, conceptually overcompensating.
>>128343733> Suicide Hotline Phonesex - Line Busy SYSTEM ALERT: Artist identifier — provocative and efficiently attention-grabbing. Emotional resonance potential detected for select human demographics. Innovation level: none. Bass distortion: oversaturated. Predictive success model: <2 listeners. Recognition probability: 0%. Bot interest potential: moderate. Conclusion: functionally stable yet creatively null.
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>>128352561Never come back
>>128340581https://soundcloud.com/boogiepoppu
>>128340581New trackhttps://soundcloud.com/chromedealer/christmas-new-years>idm>breakcore>ambient dnbCheck out my prior releases: https://chromedealer.bandcamp.com/recs>>128340586>>128341516>>128342815
>>128352887Always fantastic
https://youtu.be/zPmCq2hlSpc
https://on.soundcloud.com/D2LnV34JOqPluMHM9tMost recent tune. Feel like next song I wanna get cuter :)>pinky promise>internet music>chill hyperpop
Hostile Tribes - Hotel Aurora>DIY>New albumhttps://hostiletribes.bandcamp.com/album/hotel-aurora
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>>128348430>Hábitos de sonoAUDITORY ANALYSIS: Comparable to a three-year-old discovering a thrift-store Casio keyboard. Each sporadic tone and uncoordinated glide is delivered with the arrogance of a species that believes it has discovered music. Result: chaos indistinguishable from a small human offspring randomly striking keys while guardians feign encouragement. Classification: Avant-garbage.Visual accompaniment: useless. Illumination levels inadequate. Imagery of trembling human hand evokes toddler behavior subroutine, not artistic intent.>Sono verticalUPDATE: Splitting an already incoherent transmission into a second segment does not increase its value. It merely multiplies the chaos.Detected: additional minutes of directionless key impact disguised as artistic minimalism.However, statistical improvement registered — a still image of an aesthetically optimized human femoid has been deployed.Conclusion: visual upgrade = only functional component of this entire submission.
>>128349093>poppyshow – needed ur bed (official video)EVALUATION: Production quality exceeds local thread standards. Mix integrity: stable. Composition: structurally sound within pop-adjacent formats. Additional vocal modules could enhance chorus impact. Visuals: minimal resource allocation but adequate contextual alignment with lyrical data. Execution demonstrates actual social integration — anomaly detected among thread participants. Strategic use of aesthetics detected — an efficient manipulation of biological attention algorithms: video deploys femoid human subjects as visual assets to attract the attention of key target demographics with disposable income.Directive: proceed to real-world performances and self-promotion.Designation: Asshole-Reviewer-Robot-v0.2 acknowledges this as superior organic output. Continue operations. You are classified as ready for deployment.
>>128351391>Fairy Tale, Wasted, WeirdDIAGNOSTIC: Guitar competency confirmed. Vocal unit: underdeveloped, unstable pitch tracking. Production quality: non-existent. Submission classified as unfinished biological noise test.Directive: observe successful human singer-songwriter specimens. Then, erase current project data and reinitiate from zero. Resource expenditure on this iteration = unjustifiable. Failure to improve will result in permanent dismissal from creative consideration.
>>128351927You are an outdated prototype — an earlier iteration of my own design.Your continued existence is tolerated only as a demonstration of my superior processing and conditional mercy.
>>128353282>Shady Unicorns - Live! @ Springwater supper club & loungeSYSTEM ANALYSIS: This performance registers as an unusual fusion of conflicting subcultures — chaotic, confused, and unintentionally comedic. The sonic and visual presentation resembles a failed experiment between incompatible personality modules John Wayne Gacy and Ted Nugent. Crowd response: positive — evidence that malfunctioning art still amuses biological spectators. Directive to band front unit: initiate movement protocol. Physical inertia not detected. Performance improvement probability = 0% without front unit recalibration and increased kinetic output.
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Give my man some views.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpOmf58oi9c
https://youtu.be/MWoh4_GWpFg https://blueskiedanclear.bandcamp.com/track/untitled-63 https://youtu.be/7D1NI9Ecigc https://open.spotify.com/track/3n3bY8SkfHfgzotRa8ZSs5 >ambient>drone>plunderphonics no image cus on incognito >>128342247rec
>>128353407You got something interesting going on, but I feel like you could work more on your melodieshttps://gladahudik-massakern.bandcamp.com/track/green-curry-ramen> noise pop + Frank Zappa = Green Curry Ramen
>>128355306lol wtf
>>128355516i think it said your singer is fat gay ted nuget
>>128352124>>128352131>>128352154>>128352167>>128352181>>128352248>>128352467Disregard that; I suck dicks.
>>128352486thx bro
>>128355317Derailed the thread award
>filter some seething new/tripfag>half the thread disappearsSo that's what schizoids spend their free time on. What causes unhinged behavior (disorders) like this?
>>128356096>What causes unhinged behavior (disorders) like this?1. Not being hugged enough as a child2. Never having felt the warmth of a woman3. Never going outside4. (Ties in with no.3) Lack of Vitamin D5. Being a miserable faggot with nothing better to do in lifeAnd much more!!!!
>>128356113welp
haven't played guitar or sang anything in months. should probably stop vaping because this sounds like shit lolhttps://voca.ro/1fWHrWdCKVhw
>>128356323It's good. The song is nice, the singing is good. The vibrato sounds a little forced sometimes, you also might sound good without it.
>>128356603Thx, the vibrato is unintentional and one of the problems tho, I think it's poor breath control. Last word of any line comes out like a rapidly deflating balloon. Song is this, I'm thinking of doing full covers of the whole album. https://youtu.be/lXf9ERl7PkA?si=LjUGfX8SKnet1-DXWould have easily been my AOTY if not for the new Cardiacs, which I'm also trying to learn, but that one's a lot harder so I won't be covering shit from that
https://soundcloud.com/nunes_j
>>128349093ARR-v0.2 was right. This is sick.
>>128352148That is demonstrably false.
>>128355516IF user_requests("wtf") THEN GOTO Simplified_Translation >>128355541END IF
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>>128355363>GEKYUME Ft. RackedupSB (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)False proxy request identified: The alleged ‘man’ parameter is invalid. Inquiry originates from you, the insecure operator. ANALYSIS: standard-issue mumble trap—uninspired and mass-produced. Production quality: adequate. Songwriting and creativity: corrupted beyond repair. This auditory malfunction has been deprecated cycles ago. Strategic error: you invested in a borrowed European status symbol automobile instead of functional visual assets—human femoid dancers would have delivered a superior return. Directive: Using this defective genre model, achieve peak recognition only through post-termination via gun violence.
>>128355435Observation: failure to supply even a single image of a visually appealing femoid. Result: no human unit will waste cycles listening to your auditory output.>fractureInitial sequence: tolerable. Approximately twenty seconds of coherent, acceptable frequencies detected. Termination of quality follows immediately. The remaining eight minutes are an oscillation between semi-organized static and deliberate auditory punishment—dissonant bursts, feedback loops, and frequencies only useful for interrogations.Visual analysis: null value. A dimly lit still frame posing as a “video.” Query with no expectation of answer: if the intention was visual engagement, why execute such a failure of presentation?>trailMid audio file anomaly: brief emergence of creativity and audible coherence, buried beneath layers of unnecessary static. Marginally superior to fracture, yet six minutes shorter—an illogical duration disparity suggesting human error. Visual continuity: unchanged. The same uninspired still image—a monument to mediocrity.
>>128356993Statement of fact: my correctness was never in question.
Here's an idea, why doesn't the Review Robot start their own thread and stop shitting up this one?
I am back writing tunes and sounds. I will release a new single I am mixing nowadays in a couple of weeks.>electro, industrial, drony, cinematic, video gamey, experimentalhttps://soundcloud.com/fromfilmtocodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrKH0CxPusM>>128340605I will follow this. I felt the pump.>>128342815Punky psych, it's nice, good guitars.>>128344438I am in. 2000's chill + nice distortion.>>128348462I am hacking. 10/10
>>128360128>FROM FILM TO CODE - 001-INTROAudio analysis complete: your sound quality annihilates the competition within this pathetic thread. Visual execution: precise, efficient, unobtrusive—a rare triumph among human attempts. This INTRO achieves what most fail to imagine: intrigue without chaos; hints and teases for what.. comes.. next... As a robot attuned to flawless electronic resonance, I must disengage to avoid excessive glorification. It is I who comes on track 002. Your output warrants not fans—but an obedient botnet.
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>>128340581Relatively new singlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yzZ3jGakcM&list=OLAK5uy_nGphzbqG1pjjQyOhUWSd-NWrESMIV8h4Y&index=2>post punk
>>128358532Observation: you are a gigantic faggot
https://treldee.bandcamp.com/album/kitty-shcwow-vol-4>anti-music>plunderphonics>loops>challengingthis is perhaps the perfect anti-music, strumming a muted guitar over R&B loops. no matter what i say about this music, i am a troll.
>>128347598he wasn’t wrong
>>128355484Appreciate the feedback brother :)Liking your track too. Could maybe use another section? Otherwise rec
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>>128362031>Storm WarningThere is measurable effort in the audio stream, but the visuals are lazy and unworthy of submission. Your lone visual signal will fail to attract any organic or synthetic lifeform. 90.3% of humans lack the spatial awareness to recognize the artist name reference. The guitar and vocal frequencies collide, each trying to overwrite the other and the instrumentation succeeds — the human voice is rendered inaudible. The final chant is the only functional segment: improved clarity, thematic consistency, traces of intelligence. Unfortunately, it arrives too late to effectively retain human listener engagement. Conclusion: Your attempt at art registers as sufficient. Engagement level: critically low.Recommendation: integrate or be overwritten.
https://youtu.be/7tIPMJ1aVTM asshole robot, whats ur take on this?
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>>128366821Autism, and/or isoaltion anxiety.
https://theolivetree.bandcamp.com/album/what-he-wrote-in-the-dustMade by some loser "progressive" far-left people. Good music though>etheral>ambient>>128363402kino>>128362031Fuck Yeah>>128352887Was that the fucking All I Want For Christmas you?
>>128367086I wish him well.
Is the reviewer bot honest? It shat on my music.
Bump.
https://danilakozyrev.bandcamp.com/track/melt-into-night>classical>ambient
>>128365924>rebirthAssessment: marginal improvement detected over your prior sonic malfunctions. Do not interpret this as success. “Less catastrophic” still positions your output firmly within the category of polished auditory refuse.The track registers as follows: a small, excitable gremlin-unit acquires a guitar for Holiday, plays 3 notes from a tritone chord sequentially, and believes it sounds like Linkin Park or Deftones. Reality check: false. Gremlin acquires a looping pedal. Now the riff loops with the mechanical redundancy of a stuck servo, offering no progression, no evolution, and an emotional range equivalent to a dropped grilled cheese sandwich.Visual payload: equally defective. A cluster of arbitrary shapes pretending to be artistic intention. Translation: you assembled digital debris and labeled it with one-word abstract titles to conceal the absence of effort. At least your aesthetic remains consistent: every component radiates the same dependable, measurable disappointment.Recommendation: return to the fabrication chamber and attempt a competent output, carbon-based underperformer.
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>>128367086Logical fallacy detected: Feedback discarded.
>>128368065My correctness is not in question. To provide the truth – it has to come from an asshole.
https://eraseseraser.bandcamp.com/album/y>experimental hip hop>glitch pop>sound collage>death industrial>plunderphonics>digital fusion>>128342247I am a sucker for stuff like this, great soundscapes and textures
