That thing's not cute edition
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
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>>129055226I enjoy Archspire
>>129055226>the thing that cute not be
this reminds me, where is the cat poster?
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129055250Gay
https://spiter.bandcamp.com/album/enter-the-gates-of-fucking-hellheres another
>>129054977damnit, stop blasting shit I likemy taste has been held in utmost disdain herewhat happinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdUyhJw5NtQ
>>129055289I stayed at their place in Philly for a week and played with em once or twice. Cool guys to drink and take acid with.
>>129055322thats bad ass dude
>>129055309Sorry, been on a TBDM binge since a couple of days.
>>129055327Yeah I guess
>>129055237>>129055247thanks
>>129055286Ur gay actually.
>>129055311lol fuck 'em, this is firmly a pro-kot general
>>129055338>TBDMHEIL
>>129055393So many ears and eyes but only one nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pu3KCBg4hIlets get a little heavy shall we
THE BLOOD RUNS REDTHE BLOOD RUNS RED
BLASTING?fucking hell, I was a huge fan of these guys in highschool but haven't listened to them in 15+ yearswhat a fucking blast to the pastand why am I so old already?!
Black metallers getting into their 30s, realizing there's no community there, and then going to the orthodox church. Lmfao.
>no real blasting post
>>129055283Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon my gaping anus>Im gay
>>129055506I understand anon that you're in a nostalgic mood but Disturbed is the worst pick to start a BLASTING thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saK_lNMdPjIBLASTING
>>129055506>>129055548>BLAST>>129055272Cheers
>>129055506you must be old as fuck because i got that album in 4th grade and i'm 35 now
>>129055521>Wigger>Im gayChecks out
BLASTING?I've been listening to saint vitus and dishcarge all day, happy now?
>>12905556033 here. Does your lower back hurt too
>>129055577Saint Diaper sucks
>>129055567Thats the lyrics to the song b. Pansyfaust are avowed nazi-furs
>>129055560I'm 33, uncLOLOH WAH AH AH AH
>>129055577Saint Vitus rules
>>129055601correct
>>129055506>>129055548WE ARE UN BREAK A BLE
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129055704When will these bands learn the breakdowns don't really hit when there's 2 in every song?
alright I reached Numb and it reminded me of metallica so a turned that shit offlet's serve some metal herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3G9MZAKzWg
>>129055250Very gay
HEIL VIKERNES
>>129055250Their early stuff is better.
>>129055529i have more respect for macho wwe butt metal than whiny daddy hits me butt metal
>>129055757HEIL
J-Dawg
>>129055787>Varg isn't aware of the research that suggests women absorb their partners' DNA (from their sperm) on a genetic level Forever BLACKED.
>>129055795HEILhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjoHMM0h38o
>>129055289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF_ha8JJYus
>Varg is a reddit cuck posterHoly fucking kek
>>129055577YEAHI fucked one in the basementI fucked one in the hallFucked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stallFucked one in an alleyUp against the wallI fucked em allI fucked one in ExoticaWhen I got the bluesThen I fucked a college girlDidn't have a clueFucked one kinda sidewaysLike a China dollI fucked em all
https://youtu.be/e-cOlBe75owhttps://youtu.be/3MA0gSSRb0UI love female-led grrrrlcore so fucking much, lads.
>>129055846Not metal.
>>129055704That thing ain't metal
>>129055838Looks Twatter to me.
>>129055846I fucking despise it.
>>129055844Cool but not metal
>>129055846worst shit i've heard in a while thanks retard
>>129055854>>129055856>>129055869>>129055881Faggots.
>>129055890You're the one listening to music for 14 year old girls
>>129055902Don't gaslight me faggot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5bATWyPIo0good list? what do (You) think?
>>129055890take a hike bozo. and delete your post before anyone else accidentally listens to that garbage
>>129055774Lucid Collective Somambulation!
>>129055890Lad if you remove the simp aspect from this shit, the music is fucking wank.That and I'd tell you to get better taste in women to simp over anyway.
>>129055846This is like not metal dude
>>129055922wow that girl sounds an awful lot like a man
>>129055957Do you say the same thing about the front woman for Arch Enemy?
>>129055980Not him but yeah I do.
>>129055226>Come to this thread to talk about metal>Get called a gay faggot a bunchWow great thread
>>129055937I never said I was simping. I like the music.
Taint Shitus and Yentagram are awful buttrock
>>129055846>female singer>in a metal bandCringe. I dont want to hear some roastgroid scream about cock hunting and fabricating rape allegations
>>129055922>Beaver Mosh>MaddieThat's an American jewish man
>>129056007Saint Vitus are GOAT but yeah Pentagram suck.
>>129055922That thing ain't cute
>>129055980Arch Enemy is unlistenable. Would be much better with a male vocalist
>>129055999Stop posting faggot music then.
>>129056030Correct.
>>129056001Just because you don't think you are simping doesn't mean you aren't. That music is fucking trash regardless of the sex of the frontman.Take that shit to fucking reddit and keep it there.
'Varg is gay and has AIDS' is gay and has AIDS
>>129056053>Take that shit to fucking reddit and keep it there.I'd much rather annoy you retarded assoles :)
>>129055748Would you call this very gay?https://youtu.be/WEuiZFb2wHY?si=KfIycky_qMl_dJ5N
Varg is gay and has AIDS. >Shalom. Correct. >You're correct, you fucking guy. Correct.
>>129056064>post dogshit>get laughed at>"hehe i win :)"Okay retard
>>129056040You first gayboi
>Frontman Dave Mustaine retrospectively referred to Poland as "an amazing guitar player—he can play circles around me" in a Behind the Music episode that aired on VH1 in 2001.
>>129056069No. I'd call it "the gayest thing I've ever heard", actually.
Mike Portnoy
>>129056088Uh huh. You need to work on your musical tastes my man.
>>129056094I wonder how insufferable he is that even the Avenged Sevenfold guys didn't let him permanently join
>>129056085Chris Poland & Jeff Young > Friedman
>>129055957>>129056018>>129056030your rudeness aside, what do you think of her list
I actually met Chris Poland at an OHM show in LA. Cool guy, after the show he talked to me for like 30 minutes then asked me if I could drop him off at his studio apartment.
https://youtu.be/E3Yow54MEAkhttps://youtu.be/RaFZXbnLjoAhttps://youtu.be/_hs2BZF-ckchttps://youtu.be/sVPooKsLxIIhttps://youtu.be/y3axH18idJchttps://youtu.be/Q2O96Hh8Yww
Don't you mean krill
>>129056180
>>129055577
>>129056078wigger!
>>129055577I am finally ready to admit that this is the greatest album of all time
>>129056114>her
>>129055506
>>129056309I don't think its AOTYAY but it's definitely great.
>>129056222FISCUSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss
>>129056131At least he isn't a feminine platform shoe wearing weeb who had to run away from the states because he couldn't hack it here
>>129056326focus on the music please.
>>129056582You know full well you didnt post the fucking link to get opinions on the music.
>>129055506>>129055548I'M A ZOMBIEEEMY SKIN IS NOW PEELING A-WAYYYYYY
>>129056582Hard to focus on the music when she looks so hot.
>>129055922Lmfao
>>129056591dont project your bigotry onto me
>>129056632kek
>>129056632why did her voice change back, can't get estradiol anymore? fuck blumpf
>>129056614Correct.
>>129056658If you wanted an opinion you could have just posted the list without the video that is obvious "PLEASE GIVE ME TRANNY BASED (YOU)S".Instead you chose cheap bait.
>>129056627ask the ICE help desk, not here
>>129055289>we have hellripper at home
>>129056632Does she post here?
>>129056632Unfortunate you can see his mustache
>>129056632You niggas post shit like this and try to tell me what I like is gsy?
>>129056922Stop lusting over hideous trannies you vile swine
>>129056582Fuck you and your cats, tranny.
>>129056959Cats>black metal incelery.
>>129056955I said HE has a mustache. Reading comprehension zero
>>129056834He kvetches about NSBM, so it's likely. Is he from Chicago?
>>129056988Yeah but the unfortunate implies that you consider that thing attractive otherwise
>>129056994No it's like saying unfortunate creature, unfortunate to troon yourself like this
>>129057014Do you think you could beat Bongman in a fistfight?
>>129057041I would heem Bongman.
>>129056970>CatsAfrican>Black MetalEuropeanAmerican moment
>>129057055Black cats are the companions of witches. Pretty black metal if you think about it.
>>129056632most heteronormitive blackmetal fan
>>129057041Most def https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UamXXvHW3BQ&list=RDUamXXvHW3BQ&start_radio=1
>>129056955Stop posting off-topic please! Thanks!
>>129057099Your Brazilian treegoblin genetics would probably make you a formidable fighter, just like Blanka from Street Fighter 2.
>>129057066go back to tumblr
Someone post the webm
Bongman and Nebula Nox having a kickboxing match at the Diddy Party while Dragonforce plays a live concert
>>129057219
>>129057232Idea: curbstomping the everloving piss out of the fascist dictator of the United States while "Holy Wars" by Megadeth plays over loudspeakers at an absurd volume.
Idea: putting all faggots, liberals, jews, and non-whites into camps and exterminating them systematically whilst Spear of Longinus blasts over loudspeakers
>>129057436ULTRA BASED
New Moose Metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyWRgbLlCmw
>>129057710looks gay
>>129057402>>129057436The duality of man
>>129057402gay and not metal>>129057436metal
>>129055250>>129055506faggots
>>129057782No u
>>129056085that's not a matter of opinion, that's just a fact: he is much more technically apt. his solo stuff is underrated as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q957K2Z4CV8
>>129057834I love his jazz sensibilities. Sounds a lot better than Sharty's bug-man style.
>>129055226I don't really like wearing merch anymore but I bought an emperor hoodie for some reason
>>12905793031 here. Leather jackets are still cool.
summoning hector
I prefer Nebula, Negru, Wigger and I don't remember if there's another triptard
>>129057436How can one person be so based
>>129057710I DON’T WANNA BE BURIEDIN A PETSEMETAAARY I DON’T WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AGAIIIIN
>>129055226Why is the OP not metal related? Kind of don't want to post in a thread if the very first post is not even about metal.
>>129055273Thank you for this metal webm, cat poster.
>>129058747>t. tranny-chaser
>>129055548Havin' fun blasting this one.
>>129058871based
Këkht Aräkh and his consequences… Seriously, why aren’t these niggas being drafted?
It's uphttps://youtu.be/HGBIiZPzRHw?si=wHQfFigh9OBWIJjk
>>129057710Why does it look like something released on Razorback in 2010?
>>129058339trad doom guy, also gif very related
>no more Best Blastings
i can be your best blasting
>>129059146what is this brand of poser black metal called? twink black metal, or what?
>>129059203He stopped doing it
Metalcore fucking rocks
Hating metalcore is ok
Hear me out
blastinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNB4ucAvJ8g
>>129059520We prefer deathcore here.
>>129059633Fag
Is Arab Black Metal strictly forbidden by Allah ?
>>129059633>deathcore>Nu-Metalfixd
Adore this one.
Brutal Indu metal
>>129056959it's funny you think of me whenever someone else writes something kind
>>129059917whos u
Well I've just learned that youtube took down most uploads of Carnivore's Jesus Hitler despite the subtext being comedic and also saying that this character "Jesus Hitler" that it's about is an "unholy abomination". YouTube needs seized or threatened into incorperating strict 2nd ammendment policy. I don't know why this hasn't been done already. It's a monopoly, THE video monopoly. No amount of alternatives solves it's faggoty problem.
>>129059927i’m nobody... yet they still use me as a punching bag whenever they can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MozClYi5g4
>>129059964im nobody too. im sorry they treat you that way
>>129059616this is cringe
>>129059984ur not wrong...... but i still really love it
Bump
>>129059941Freedom of speech is the first amendment you dunce. I agree with your sentiment however.
>>129060138LOL, I can't beleive I made such a retarded fucking mistake. Forgive me I'm tiredposting.
>>129059147he made a video just to call it a classic
>>129057930>>129057964I started to dress like a gigolo. I'm still an incel.
>>129058871>Havin' funposer
>>129055506>>129055548>it's pretty good actuallyHoly shit.
>>129060206i only play the best
>>129060237How do you know something is good until you've listened to it? By that time you could be listening to shit. Or do you trust RYM like a good little goy?
>>129060260i dont use rym
>>129060260is there a single moment in your daily life when you don't think about jews?
>>129060288Sometimes I think about why I'm almost 32 and a khhv.
BABY I'M A STRUTTING COCK
What's a super gay band to listen to? I want super gay metal.
>>129060621burzum
>>129057964Yes of course i still dress all black n stuff but I don't really wear actual merch that often.
>>129060621Dream Theatre, DragonForce.
I came to the conclusion that Dehumanizer is the BEST Black Sabbath album. Sure the first six are important, but they have plenty of flaws, not to mention that Paranoid gets old pretty quickly. Dehumanizer had it all. Riff, Doom, Heaviness, and some Power and variety
>>129061193for me it's mob rules
Nowadays when I feel the need to listen to Black Sabbath I either reach right for Vol. 4 or just listen to Saint Vitus instead.
>>129061257That's a great album as well to be fair. Who knows, you might be right
>>129061347Idk man, Vol 4 is sandwiched between the better albums. Sure it has charm, but the amount of drugs spilling from the songs could make anyone intoxicated
To be fair, the only truly weak BS albums are Technical Ecstasy and to some extent Never Say Die. Forbidden is way overhated.
>>129061526and to finish my ranting about BS, they very often had the case of their albums being frontloaded, with the second half being some noodling jam sessions. Sometimes it worked, other times it annoyed. Very rarely they had a great album from A-Z, beside the Dio albums, The Eternal Idol is also incredible, even if nobody here will ever acknowledge itOkay, I'm done
Anyone else heard this album? Spics make some interesting melodeath
>>129061550yeah it's their best imo, love the schizo melodeath like early kataklysm
>>129061550I even own it. I never understood the phenomenon of Cenotaph and The Chasm, but I still have them, because they're acclaimed
>metal album booklet has "special thanks" to video game characters
>>129061646to be fair Chun Li was hot
>>129061697Of course
>>129060288Do you mean the people who have forced themselves onto every government and into every conversation?
>>129061697Bad news pal. The characters this booklet thanks are male.
Yeah, this kinda sucks.
occult/pagan black metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>> national socialist black metal
>>129061952Same diff.
>>129061526>truly weak BS albums are Technical Ecstasy and to some extent Never Say DieNo.
Dave Mustaine is dying
>>129061919>posts cover art in ~7% higher resolution just to dunk on the album ‒ and, by extension, the anon who called it their bestkinda based
>>129059941>I don't know why this hasn't been done alreadyMight be because monopoly laws don't work on megablionaire tech giants like Google who spend millions on lobbying every year?If disney could change public domain laws several times for something as petty as Mickey becoming public domain, imagine what Google can do when it's a threat to their main social media platform.
>>129061952Paganism is national socialism.
>>129055577https://agoniarecords.bandcamp.com/album/only-death-can-save-you
>>129062288Correct.
>>129062288Incorrect.
>>129055890It's not the girl that makes it not metal, it's the music.
>>129062330You're incorrect, you fucking guy.
>>129062342Correct.
>>129062339Metalcore is metal, chud.
>>129062358Only 50% at the most
>>129062358Thoughts on Lauren Babic?
>>129057436You don't need to hate yourself that much, Pablo
>>129061526Ecstasy is way better than NSD
>>129062462We're still talking about albums, right?
Thinking of Riley Pinkerton's pretty pink pussy & pink puffy nipples
>>129062601For me it's her hairy pits
>>129062609For me it's her orange bush
>>129062601Is she related to the detective agency?
>>129062717Feels like the toilet seat design should be rotated 90°.
>>129062609disgusting
>>129062745>t. pedo
>>129062717Are you fucking kidding me !!!!!!!
when is hector coming back? Enough of you midwits
>>129063044I'm guessing he is here but pretending not to be. Hopefully that never stops.
Jute Gyte
>>129063044>coming backWhat are you talking about? He's never here
>>129063115Juew Kyke
Icelandic black metal is actually good when you ignore dissoslop
>>129063163why is dissoshit such a big trend, what bands even contributed to that besides deathspell omega? i dont know shit about it so that's the only band that comes to mind
>>129063163MisþyrmingSólstafir
>>129063189its a slop genre devoid of any idealism that is crucial to the essence of black metal, it's essentialy a black metal made for non-black metal fans, usually tech death faggots. No wonder the biggest scene is from Iceland as it is probably the gayest country on earth
>>129063163Imperial triumphant seems popular
someone post the webm
>>129057436Correct.
>>129063512
>>129063568Ktim
sup devils
>>129062601for me? it's DROPPED because of the hairy asshole(and because she's a retarded mouthbreather who can't close her fucking mouth)
>>129063568the disso one...
Riley Pinkerton's awful morning breath
DSO Reigns supreme.
>>129063568I love that stupid webm.
not gonna lie, deathspell omega was pretty good before they started playing dissoslop
how in the fuck is perturbator in the top
bashing the skull of a pathetic simp into the concrete with my boot until their brains come out
would anyone bring me to fire in the mountains ive never been to a festival before
metal is a white man's genre
>>129059520Yoo which bands you like?
>>129063788that's funny I'm a black woman
>>129063788Latinos are the ones who lead the world in metal consumption
>>129063788Digits confirm it.
>>129063883This is true south Americans love death thrash n stuff.
drinkin and smokin bros and im listening to sum gud shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqE-I_9_Pw>inb4 its not le metaldontgiveashit.net>>129063868tits or gtfo
how do I get into Scriabin?
>>129063868Yeah?
>>129063939The overwhelming majority do not: they listen to funk and samba
>>129063971Learn how to pronounce the name for starters
>>129063950cheers mate, it's survival of the fitness
>>129063939except sub genres like black metal
SHUT UP, PUNKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWtQKzwazds
>>129055577>>129055548>>129055506magyar death doomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVwO-a8SorQ
>>129064242jó cucc
>>129064242őket is elraktároztam meghallgatásra már hónapok óta de manapság ami zenét hallgatok az vagy motorhead vagy dwarves...asszem öregszek
CRIES OF HELPCRIES OF PAIN
this is pretty good!
>>129064370CRIES OF CRINGE
>>129064278Correct.
>>129064010>SARCOFAGO
>>129064495Thrash Metal
>>129064533Correct.
this kills the bmcelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdgLR9RttZQ
>>129064469Wat dat
DRINKING IS GOOD FOR YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
NEW>>129064666>>129064666>>129064666
>>129064670Way too early.
>>129064876based
>>129064637private prisons- excommunication
>>129064658ULTRA BASED
