The Beaver's Ass EditionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLPREV: >>129055226
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129064666early and gay edition
BLASTING
>>129064695Dehalapih?
>>129064727It's Cenotaph from Turkey.
Atmoshit sucks with exceptions I can count on one hand
>>129064793Are you fingerless?
Very disappointing cover art for The Ruins of Beverast. It's just really bad. It almost makes it worse that it's that bad and not AI
>>129064695Anon was correct, this is good.
Why are Goatowarex records banned from sale on Discogs? The guy is literally Chinese
Someone make a real thread before this one gets nuked.
>>129064695
>>129064897Why are any records banned for sale on Discogs? It's stupid.
>>129064990Bootlegs and Nazi stuff are not allowed.
>>129064916I doubt it will. This was made 30 minutes too early and it's still up.
>>129064999Exactly, it's stupid to band records just because the artist likes their own culture.
>>129065003They prefer nuking the thread after 50-100 posts which is funnier
>>129065048Funny how no thread can do it right, either the OP is shit or it's too early.
>>129064666Some nasty riffs here
>>129064999Interesting. You can sell “banned” music on ebay as long as you don’t use the name
Is there any place where you can buy """""problematic""""" or """""sketchy""""" records?
>>129065539Hell's Headbangers sells a lot. You can find them on eBay too.
>>129065539Idk. My source got busted.
>>129065539Broadly speaking, where are you?
>>129065640Nice try, FBI
>>129065640Northern Europe.
>>129065539From the labels that sell them
>>129065663There are a good few distros available to us here, but I know mentioning them here could change that. Most labels also distribute other labels.
>>129065696I think he probably means a distro in europe so he doesn't have to worry about customs. EU countries open every damn package that comes in from outside the EU
Poppy
>>129065724Nooo not the heckin Nazi music
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129065724Pretty sure USPS stole my Kaevum LP from Darker Than Black. It mysteriously disappeared in a post office distribution center after making it across the Atlantic.
Varg is heterosexual and has 8 kids.
Whatever happened to "techwank"?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV4n8fJGip0Do kids these days just want to ripoff Bolt Thrower and play mosh riffs?Anyone know some modern techwank?
>>129066403Welfare status?
>>129066429FRENCH.
>>129066392Did you get a letter from Customs and Border?
>>129066403Correct.
Thank you for the cliquespam.
wut le hell happened to muh cuntry
>>129066392>Kaevum LPLOL do you fuckers really??
>>129066403>Varg is heterosexualINCORRECT.>and has 8 kids.Correct.
>>129065539I got a few places. Old shoah'd from the adl approved layer of the internet classics like Affirmative Apartheid are readily buyable in cd format too.
Evanescence are metal. Nu-metal...kinda.
>>129066603YeH LOL. Lol. Imagine LOL ordering an LOL album LOL
>>129066569You know goddamn well what happened, or who happened.
>>129066603>>129066619>t. all nose and no foreskin
>>129064695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95s
>>129066709They really can't help themselves can they?
>>129066709No foreskin here
>>129066748Clipped coins, clipped dicks
>>129066776you're a schizo if you think such a tiny minority browses an anti semitic general like this
>>129066809JIDF lurks here.
>>129066809Shalom
>>129066702jews?
>>129066428it's still around and still gay as ever. archspire is the main one
>>129066809They’re basically kik* bots, if you ask yourself seriously
>>129066894You mean the clique then, correct?
>>129066864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waBjrggVSQIThis is hysterically gay. Thank you, I just wanted to know if the faggotry was still alive in the sea of OSDM bands
NSBM reigns supreme.
I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INSAnd your stupid fucking dog was barking at meIt sounded like a singer from a gay death metal bandI wanted to kick it in the fucking face[Chorus]I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurantI sold your dog to a Chinese restaurantI sold your dog to a Chinese restaurantI sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant[Verse 2]After I beat the fucking shit out of itI wanted to throw it through your fucking windowBut I needed money to buy some more whiskeySo I sold it to a Chinese restaurant[Chorus]I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurantI sold your dog to a Chinese restaurantI sold your dog to a Chinese restaurantI sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant[Outro]Your family ordered a pu pu platterYou didn't know what you were eatingIt was your fucking gay faithful dogWhile you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire
>>129067184\\m//
Not a bait>>129065660>>129065660>>129065660
>>129067093killer
Castellano metal?
Mexican death metal?
>>129067501cenotaph and the chasm
brazilian cumbia?
>>129066320>>129066403The truth, as always, lies somewhere in between
Dogs will eat dog food.
We Are Charlie Kirk (Suno NWOHBM Version)
>>129067193Correct
>>129067184slop
we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>129068108Incorrect.
>>129068108the /metal/ mantra
>>129068134You forgot to attach an unrelated cat webm with this post.
verdadero negro metal
Jewish Juice is unironically good
>>129068108you all secretly love all that or at least a lot of itexcept for other anon's metal tastes
>>129068108Cats are too metal for your comprehension
>>129067501Pyphomgertum
>>129068293HIRAX!!!
>>129068209that wasn't me but here it is>>129068349https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767940345955283.webm
>>129068455I made that too but pls don't post more cats, it's a lot already
>>129064695https://youtu.be/f6LvnrxrTws?si=iNtWhL-178SjsTLg
The final and definitive list of AOTYs for 2025
>>129066633 I’ve been listening to eva lately, though basically just one albumand I haven't explored more yet
holy slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZkdiPND0hs
>>129068529that's your kot for sure
>>129068445double jej
Are Blind Guardian and Angra the only good power metal bands?
HOOOLYYYY KINO
>>129065655>>129065710imagine thinking anyone gives a fuck about your incel label selling 3 records/year lmfaoyou are not some epic underground resistance, you are just a bunch of friendless losers
>>129068943>you are not some epic underground resistance, you are just a bunch of friendless losers
wtf how come you faggots didn't tell me Finnish metal was where the good shit was
>>129069017post it
>>129069028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DIcncrE90I
Post jerking /metal/?
pretty pathetic how most people don't even like metal in the metal general and only listen to garbage like burzum and mayhem
>>129064695Wintersun- 2006 Time demos. Crazy how all the songs are pretty much the same as the ones released in 2012 and 2024. The raw sound in the demos is arguably better than the one Jari spent 18 years mixing.
>>129069161Most of the posters here get filtered by King Diamond and speed metal and so on and so forth.
>>129069238Go back to your /trad/ general where you are the only one posting, Linus.
>>129068647No mephitic corpse or pissgraveOof sister
Industrial fan noise isn't music.
>>129068092Good shit.
>>129069307Based ass nigger.
Behexen
>>129069595this language is not allowed here
>>129069311Woah you figured it out, that is me alright
>>129064695Mark Tremonti writes better riffs than most of the shit posted here
>>129064682You're gay
anyone knows where can I listen to Peste Noire's newest album? It was on youtube for a while but I forgot to download it and now its gone
>>129069897soulseek
>>129069982thank you
Hello?
>>129070801henlo
>>129070801yes can we help you
This the wiggerslam thread?
>>129071224>>>/xxr/
>>129071224no that's over on >>>/lgbt/
>>129071234>>129071237Ive never been to those boards, seems like you two are subject matter experts though
>>129071257>full of cumnot metal
>>129071337DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN.......
>>129071337https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Full_of_Hell/3540438869
after 40 years of honored career this band said farewell, i'm sad bros :'(
>>129071354Now THAT'S metal
Floor Jansen!
Morbid Angel book club is reading this for January.
>>129068943>kvetching intensifies
>Rotten Sound had to cancel their show due to bad weatherWould not have went anyway due to the roads being death traps right now but still
>>129071237 not gay but I do go there from time to time
>>129068706Based
>>129071639Hi janny
>>129071626>the roads being death trapsgood reason for you to go
I just roke up
>>129071957>not metalbutThe vast majority of people don't read anyways, andWhen these chicks say "fiction," they mean porn.
>>129071957>female fictionWomen don't like fiction, they like to read porn
>>129071959Based
>>129064695This looks like slam goodness all right.
>>129071959how was your eeping?
>>129072063Lush. I listened to the same 8 songs on repeat all night, and I slept for like 12 hours. Now it's covfefetime.
>>129071957That's another one of those cunts who thinks her whiny emotions and fragile ass sensitivity will rocket us the fuck out of this galaxy.
>>129072099stupid faggot
new Mayhemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7PZQHHtU2gmight become their best album since Ordo
>>129072150?
>>129072150Correct.
>>129064666Lol, pretty grim when the only metal song in the list is Dream Theater
>>12907209912?= good for you... I usually sleep 10 at most>istened to the same 8 songs on repeat all nightnice music btw I just noticed i’d listened to that band on youtube before and totally forgot>>129072159that wasn't me
>>129064666>21 hours ago>160 postsDelete
>>129072099No wonder this general is fucked, holy fucking shit.
I only care about early Mayhem.
>>129072229Glam Metal Died when Pantera released Cowboys from HellMetal died when Infectious Jelqing released Multidimensional Wigger Brutality
>>129072229We were all saving our energy and good posts for AI metal Friday. You new or something?
>>129072253Don't be gay.
Why’s that schizo off his meds?
>>129072253>No wonder this general is fucked, holy fucking shit.
>>129072278Thanks for reminding me, I need to take my Cipralax.
>>129072206You should sleep eternally
>>129072269You first
>>129064695https://youtu.be/zoyHkvBajikweedly weedly dissoslop desu
>>129072320I'd love nothing more.
>>129072320cheerful mood
New Ectovoid.
>>129072154Idk, man. They used to be The True Mayhem, now they're just one of the many black metal acts. They don't even have a sound of their own.
>>129064695>>129066809You'd be surprised. (((I))) like metal and I hate other websites and I'm not a massive pussy, so here it is. Not involved in stirring shit up and have no strong opinions on Varg.
>>129072537This nigga is listening to Dopesmoker! (BASED!)
Wish I had a 23-24 y/o metal gf so much bros.
>>129072595Why that specific age range?
>>129072629Idk the chick in that band is 23.
>>129072595fuck off simp
>>129072718>t. poof
>>129072595how do you imagine it?
It's over.
>>129072799This looks cool.
>>129072827for metal? it’s beginning
>>129072799Is that a glove on a stick?
Xasthur
>>129072484Hellyeah, totally forgot about this band.
>>129064695Waiting for bandcamp friday to pick this one up, anything else I should grab to get more into this type of death? Grabbing the new Ulcerate and probably Gorguts too since those are the poster boys.
I LOVE FUCKIN HOES, SIPPIN DRANK & GETTIN HELLA HIGH! \M/
>>129072258>Multidimensional Wigger BrutalityThis was fucking shit. Embarrassing, really.
>This was fucking shit. Embarrassing, really.
I'm wiggin out
>>129072833It is. It's in the actually good melodeath camp.>>129072874Lol kinda looks like it
>>129072947I don't get it.
>>129072271One of the best album arts ever. Actually grotesque and actually makes my skin crawl unlike the usual horror/gore shit
>>129072966Looks like black metal.
>>129064695>>129069232>The raw sound in the demos is arguably better than the one Jari spent 18 years mixing.many such cases tbqh
>>129072912>Convulsing, Ulcerate, Gorguts...Get the Dormant Ordeal from last year too while you're at it.
>>129072782Like Ozzy and his cats
Kerry "Short Stack" King's daughter is certified PAWG material.
>>129072843Its over.
>>129073052Apparently she's a single mother too. What a whore.
>>129073052>no fucking tits>no "PA" to speak of shown hereGet better taste.
Lmfao what a fag.
>>129067184DJ Dogmuncher here! That's actually abit too edgy for me to generate.. Also I'm not into cruelty against dogs or any animals. Dog breeders and those that want to 'own' dogs are the actual cruel ones to those mutants and other humans, not dog culture critics like myself who want nothing to do with them. I'm more about calling out the actual facts, but yeah, creative effort! Here's the newest one :) \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ZMumfAJOs
>>129072995Well aesthetics don't necessarily determine genre. That's a melodeath album.
>>129072988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYbpeUQcGkYou'll love this then.
Weeks
>>129073105>what a BADASSfixed that for you
>>129073105Based King! \\m// HALLOWEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL7oYIvgRfQ
>>129073119I already know about Quake 4, thank you for reminding meI need more body-horror metal recs
>>129073113fuck you scummetal-dog alliance forever \\m// \\m// \\m//
>>129073123
>>129073139DJ Dogmuncher is an atheist? I thought he was a good family man. Now I have to unsubscribe and delete my DJ Dogmuncher music. What a shame.
>>129073159BASEDWe love dogs and HATE AI here!
>>129073123>>1290731612 annoying faggots
>>129073159Jesus Christ. Never saw that pic before... :O That's fucking disgusting.>>129073166Whatever. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out :)JOIN THE COVEN!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIcvgoJ6_k
>filtered postslooks like the "Serbian" (Indian) is back, sad!
>>129073161Thank you cliquer
>>129073159Is that Ozzy or Chris-chan? I genuinely cant tell.
>>129073161you still dont belong here
>>129073174True
>>129073174Correct
WTF, how did I not hear Dying Fetus released a new single in 2025?>>129073212Do you think Chris Chan would ever be seen in a bed with a woman? Well, aside from his geriatric mother ofc.
>>129073197Donald Trump? Didn't know you were on /meal/? Who's your fave metal band? >>129073227>>129073234Incorrect. King doesn't have a dog nowadays. He has a wife and child. Way better.
>>129073247>IncorrectIncorrect
>>129073123>>129073161
>>129069643Shut up you fucking faggot. Kill yourself.
>>129073225I've been here since 2012.
>>129073227Dogs truly are the most metal animal
>>1290732602 negatives make a positive for me, so therefore I'm correct.
>>129073052shes very hot but clearly not a pawg
>>129073278you don't belong in this thread because you're a faggot who listens to simp garbage
>>129073288Can see the darkness in it's eyes...:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la9CIfCWEHg
>>129073278Yeah, and you haven't belonged the entire time. Reddit is more your speed.
>>129073302I listen to what I want, whilst clearly you're beholden to autistic gatekeeping.
>>129073052Flat as a ironing board also what tf is that underwear
>>129073268Looks like Linus slop
>>129073314Imagine seeking acceptance here tho. Fucking embarrassing.
>>129073334It's clearly swimwear.
Hey guys! New Explosive Action collection update is up now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5edaJR_Yw
>>129073348I don’t think he understands that concept
>>129073365>Explosive ActionYou mean one of my shits?
BLASTING! THIS IS REAL BLACK METAL!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjzuFfe4UMY
What should I listen to? Those are my favorite albums, I didn't include big 4 and classics a la Black Sabbath for clarity.
Why do you fags bully me yet tolerate newfaggot shit like >>129073395 ?Anyways my advice would be to complete Electric Wizard and Death's discogs.
>>129073395I think you should listen to the voice in your head that tells you that you need better bait.
>>129073409>discogsI use RYM, can I use that instead?
>>129073409That newfaggot shit is unironically way better and less poser than anything you listen to.
Have we finally accepted that Sunbather is a good metal album?
>>129073421>better and less poserGo listen to your /meal/ Discord high council approved slop then, I don't give a single flying fuck.
>>129073423No.
>>129073433And yet you keep replying. Curious.You quite literally asked, got a response, then claim not to give a fuck. Why even ask? Why even post given you don't listen to any real metal?
BLASTING! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEsI believe in our fateWe don't need to fakeIt's all we wanna beWatch me freak!I say, we're growing every dayGetting stronger in every wayI'll take you to a placeWhere we shall find ourRoots, bloody rootsRoots, bloody rootsRoots, bloody rootsRoots, bloody rootsRain, bring me the strengthTo get to another dayAnd all I want to seeSet us freeWhy?Can't you see?Can't you feel?This is real, aaah!I pray, we don't need to changeOur ways to be savedThat all we wanna beWatch us freak \\m//
BENEATH THE REMAINS!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ5ejXzQu3Q
>>129073442I'm just here to bant, that's why I'm always here. Aside from recs ofc. Also I don't think you realize but a lot of what I listen to is knocked off further down the list (after my 25-most listened albums - ie the Topsters chart). If you looked at my Last.fm you'd see I listen to a lot more than my 25 most-listened-to.
Filters working wonders.
>>129073486I don't look at the last.fm of plebs and gayboys. That and am I meant to know who you fucking are, besides some random fag?
>>129064695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJBrrOarTfs&list=RDXJBrrOarTfs&start_radio=1
>>129073052>Deftones fanBased!
SEPUL-FUCKING-TURA!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZ7QerXE2k
>>129073486Fuck off already you insufferable loser.
>>129073553nooo he's been here since 2012!!!!thats why no one knows who he is and he has no taste!!!!
I dunno who he is either lol :) Anyways, BLASTING!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd8z8oxt-gg
AI metal sneak dissing
>>129073423Whether it's good or not isn't the issue: it's not Metal.And it sucks.
>>129073668Nothing 'sneak' about what I do fren. It's all out in the open :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrHy_TRudo
A STATE OF TRANCEEEE!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l88dTGD3i1E
>>129073668>spams thread non stop>"sneak"huh
>>129073687>it's not MetalWhy not? Drums are pretty fast. Vocals are definitely harsh.
>>129073701>non-stop>Fridays and Saturdays only Huh
>>129073451Your bloody roots are in IndiaHope this helps you find them
>>129073701xD IKR. Some sneaky people out there for sure though... Probably projecting their own bad behaviour onto themselves as usual, kinda like some dog nutters do.
>>129073717Incorrect :)
this is an absolute riffterpiece
>>129073708>Fridays and Saturdays onlyBecause he is underage and can't stay up on school nights.
>>129073717Correct.
>>129073708>makes it unusable for 2 days>"its okay cos of the other 5">usually spammed with rat or nothing at allAmazing.
>>129073744No, I'm over 18. Thanks for the concern though :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDhYfQO8wYw
>>129073765>makes it unusable for 2 daysJust filter the faggot. Thankfully it's very easy.
We love metalcore sluts here.
NO DOGS ALLOWED!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCTGWnkf9mw
DJ Dogmuncher is the Vivaldi of the current year
Sorry forgot pic.
>>129073840Based stubble
>>129073837100%. *THUMBS UP* Also classical music was the metal of it's day!
Jeet /metal/ denizens be like "SAAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE BANDCAMP CODE"
Love this one! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFHSL32BUU
>>129073837Is that why you use your privileges here to protect and enable him?
Just destroyed those wings.
>>129073881looks like you haven't even started yet
KEYBOARD WARRIORSSSSS!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQqV3uIBQ90
>>129064695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHOkBFadlw&list=RDxuHOkBFadlw&start_radio=1Not really metal but still good.
We all hate those dangerous mutants that prowl the streets right?! And their stupid owners who enable them right?! (Tom Araya in the 80s Felt Forum voice xD) LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At1uZGidBZ8
CYBER HOUNDS FROM HELL!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFr70c2IF5A
Opinions on Jeff Loomis? Is he a virtuoso?
>>129074040I've never listened to Nevermore
>>129073964You have no genuine supporters here.
>>129074076I'm sure you'd like to think that. Ever hear of the 'silent majority'? Where are your supporters btw :)
>>129074076Correct.
>>129074076We love him here
>>129074076Correct, we all dislike each other here.
>>129074112Incorrect. Also why don't you fuck your Kristian up your arse you retarded one word answerer. Freemasons won't rule the world forever.
>>129074130>>129074130>>129074130(NEW)
>>129074040I used to like his style on the Nevermore albums produced by Neil Kernon.
I'm confused. Is the schizophrenic Freemason and dog hating mf pro Serbian, or IS HE Serbian??
>>129074143He's a glowie pretending to be Serbian, despite posting nowhere near Serbia.
>>129074143You have to find your own path. Look at the connections though. Kristian and Andres Brevik. Freemasonry, which is corrupt gatekeepers. It doesn't take Einstein to work it out. Also freemasons promote dogs, which results in more dog attacks, so yeah, like I said, doesn't take Einstein to work it out...
>>129074143He is Indian, actually. Why do you think he keeps shilling AI?
>>129074179Correct.
>>129074160My nationality means nothing really. This is an anonymous message board. Nor am I a glowie. If you do your research, you'll find glowies have different agendas in this day and age, usually kissing the ass of your corrupt king Trump, but yeah. You think what you want. I don't give a fuck :)
It is actually interesting that Pizzagate started as a thing against the democrats, but then Trump was basically the centre of it, and alot more connected to Epstein, causing even the Qanon 'Shaman' to disown him xDhttps://odysee.com/@ExtraTerrestrialMayhem:5/Pgateinferno:c
>>129073914She has a shitbull just FYI.
>>129074431I hope the dog eats the owners and not some innocent member of the public. Get eaten dog owners!
WOO!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ZMumfAJOs
Thanks to whoever posted this this earlier in the week also. Banger song!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_sqZuDUM8
EUTHANIZE THE BEASTS!
>>129064666Merciless by body count is actually pretty solid it's less preachy and euhm black
WE SAW THE FUTURE. OUR FATE WAS SEALED. THEY SAID TURN BACK (TURN BACK) OR WE'LL MAKE IT REAL \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5LctY4WXXw
LAST ONE FOR TONIGHT :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFoAsgCJhhI
Hey look, turns out noktorn is alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsL9tYmYbGk
i can't wait until you shoot that worthless brain you have
>>129075232why so rude?
>>129075296He needs meds
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTPOF-Eihxc \\m//
DOGS NO MOREEEEE I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr2kgTmbsHk\\m//
