Atrophy editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129188709
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
1st for cute metal waifus
BLASTINGS
>>129201501
I'm da joker baby
Clown metal?
>>129201819immortal
>>129201819Except the pedo clown
>>129201067>>129201067
>>129201819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXX-0DFcB1QThe previous album has a clown on the cover to boot, it's just not as good though.
>>129201501Praise the Lord!
>>129201501>copycat band surpasses the original band they're copyingany other notable examples of this?
new myrkur single is out. somehow it just keeps getting worse. she should really quit music and create an onlyfans at this point. shame too because her first three albums had such a nice sound
>54% on MAthought this band was supposed to be good?
>>129201893their riffs suck balls compared to arghoslenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi0Kr41-50
>>129201929No need to be rude about it
>>129201893It only surpasses Resuscitation of the Revanchists which isn't hard.The new Grenadier album was good too, but I need more listens to figure out if it's better than that one or not.
>>129201929>shame too because her first three albums had such a nice soundNo she always sucked.
>>129201947the mods deleted the positive reviews which didn't repeatedly apologize for liking it
>>129202017trueshe's sucking me right now ;)
>>129202021really?
>>129202021>ANOTHER schizo chud conspiracy
>>129202029Man i she's too busy blowing you to release shit music, you can have her all you want.
>>129201947>MA>unbiaseddohohoho
rip my nigga ghost of kievum
>>129201957>less guitar harmonies>shittier production?
>>129201947galloping at least deserves like a 90% rating>>129202061grenadier is mid dude, not sure what to tell you, sorry
>>129202061not NS so chuds won't admit they are better
I've never listened to Arghoslent, GBK or Kaevum solely because of their meme status in this general.
Reading Mein Kampf within milliseconds through my Neuralink so I can create more authentic Nazi metal songs through my human ability
>>129201501Based and intig pilled
>>129202100>not sure what to tell youBecause you don't know? I doubt you could actually explain why 'Galloping through Battle Ruins' deserves 90% eitherWhy don't you try to EXPLAIN your opinion you dumb fuck. If you're inarticulate don't come to a fucking discussion board
How to pronouence Kaevum anyway?
>>129202267>If you're inarticulate don't come to a fucking discussion boardThis is 4chan my guy
Show me a better music videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYou53vOZE
>>129202144Understandable but you're missing out.Just listen to the albums that aren't memed as they're usually the best ones anyway. /metal/ only shills the slop.
>>129202283Check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA
>>129202283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLoThat was easy.
>>129202299Nah>>129202316That's just call of the wintermoon but lolsoironikxD, try again
>>129202331>That's just call of the wintermoon but lolsoironikxD, try againAnd yet better than your shit.
>>129202267asshurt fag
>>129202299>>129202316Correct.
>>129202274K-vum
>>129202388luc lemay's gay son
>>129202388IDK what they're talking about but it's probably hammed up for views and engagement.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*saves music*
>>129202401Old news.
>>129202411His smug aura mocks me.
>>129202411When gramps shat his pants at the table again but refuses to go anywhere
Shitting is my Business... and Business is Good!
>>129202401I don't get my news from shitty outdated sources, sorry.
>>129201501In all of my years never listened to anything between Black album and Death Magnetic by them. I am so fucking disappointed right now, it's just a lame and gay album. There's ok parts here and there but overall its incredibly mediocre. No wonder everyone turned on them because of this shit, Black album was different but still heavy and mostly sounded nice in contrast. I guess I should listen to reload next...
>>129202572reload is even shittier, so brace yourself
>>129202572SHE AINT MY BAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYTCH...AHHHH
>>129201474That album cover brought back memories of Batman: Arkham Asylum.https://youtu.be/oVpe04Xn3mw&t=720
>>129202572Nothing past 80's is good from metallica besides death magnetic
I just roke up.>>129201501Listening to Windhand again FUCK!!!!!!!
I hope Metallica continues their tradition of one-upping Megadeth and continuously dunking on Mustaine by putting out an even shittier subsequent album.
>>129202786Metallica won. Very grim.
Megeadeth: Kino, soul, chads
Dave's ripped jeans have more talent and charisma in them than the entirety of James' downpicking hand.
>>129202816Megadeth: Shit vocals, bad songwriting, comedic lyrics
>>129202826Don't you mean filled diaper
>>129202600I'm starting to think a lot of the hate towards Lars should actually go towards James for being such an up his own ass faggot and making the band do a style they evidently couldn't pull off to save their lives. What a fucking waste.
Anything that sounds like this?>>129201720When metal guys say punk sucks I always point them to this, Axegrinder, Sacrilege, GISM and Deviated Instinct. Excellent album.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129201501https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LnLzL6NBB2c
>>129202873Where to start with GISM?
Those Wolves in the Throne Room Ain't Cute
>>129202945You're cute you fucking guy ;D
>>129202939Detestation and M.A.N.Also worth checking out is guitarist Randy Uchida's side project Randy Uchida Group
Starting a one man industrial band and I'm calling it lebensborn
>>129202714nu-male faggot
I don't care.
>>129203010Trite faggot, get new material.
>>129202966>>129203010
Thank you sisters.
>>129203042
My dad overheard me listening to Ghost the other day and he said that Ghost sounds like Dokken he recommended that I listen to Dokken instead because it "isn't satanic"
>>129203174your dad has better taste than you
Serious question... Best misogynist metal?
>>129203223Anything with cut up naked ladies on the front cover aka death metal
>>129203223BITCH YOU MAKE ME SICKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMe4U7rG0g4
there isn't enough metal about harming womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHnHl1V0dw
>>129203325its called slam anon
>>129203325Grim little freak then aren't you
>be walking in the park after sundown>see woman in the near distance jogging by herself>think, "Hey, she could be my friend maybe" >start running towards her>she sees me>she starts running in the opposite direction >I start running faster >she starts running faster>repeat>finally she loses me>go home and cry because I failed at making a friend AGAINMetal for this feel???
>>129203355even though that genre oppresses women, it still sucks, you fucking wigger
>>129203325>>129203379Two ladies out late walking their dogsThey're old, the city is damned from the faultI approach from the back with the speed of a sharkCloaked by dark, I rip their backs apartThe violence is incredibly sexual to meI'm a blood fiend, makes me bust nuts in my jeans
>>129203379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9AOpp4wZQ
>>129201501https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhF311vGgs&si=DWRYFNID7nyhqNZt
>>129203382Slam rules supreme you prude.
>>129203382Correct.
Who is the Kaevum of Wigger Slam?
>>129203174>it "isn't satanic"But Dokken is scary... Mr. Scary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=621plHIyNFw
>>129203223Interestedfuck bitches
>>129203223W.A.S.P.
>>129202388Saw this fag standing around at a show just begging to be recognized. Total fag.
Insufferable retard hour
>>129203174Tell your dad dokken is for gays and ghost at least can get you some pussy
>>129203529You've never gotten pussy, and you believe girls can have cocks, so what do you listen to?
>>129203520Based af honestly.
>>129203529You're like a Negru Jr.
>>129203554Negru would like dokken he's into all that gay boomer shit and power metal
>>129203540>Black metal obviously
>>129203552Loser taste
>>129203571Thank you, sister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6289WNvRI50
Just another /metal/ Monday.
>>129203529Tobias Forge is the father of twins. A son and daughter; both have a penis.Forge is a member of the Swedish Order of Freemasons.Which band is for the gays again?
>>129203575Nobody likes you, you're just autistic unfunny and weird. Loser as hell
>>129203587Deeply unfunny and uncharismatic poster, go to a different general seriously. Weird freak with posts that nobody likes here
>>129203595Leave Matthew alone
>>129203594Who would have guessed a Zogbot goyband like Ghost would hold disgusting modern-day values?
We're all weird freaks here HOWEVER.
>>129203594I honestly don't take this shit seriously anyway but dokken is hela gay, they're glam metal also so yea
>>129203595>>129203599>both posts exactly one minute apart You're trying too hard, lass.
>>129203614Fuck off already you unlikeable runt
How about those dodgers
>>129203619Careful lass, I will heem you from afar with the powers of my mind.
>>129203638I'm a dude and you're a subhuman even by metalhead standards
Genuinely subhuman and autistically braindead posts and not in a slightly entertaining way like Serbslopper
>>129203653Why are you talking about the anonymous users like that?
>>129203653Thank this guy >>129203647
>>129203608Nah you're just lowering the average far lower than usual when you're posting here
>>129203657Your faggot vibes are weird and sus, your posts and style is cringe as all hell, and the thread is better without you posting here. Just so you know
4 inches
>>129203663You sound schizophrenic
>>129203669The length of >>129203663 this guy's cock.
>>129203672Correct
>>129203669>>129203671>>129203672>>129203678Yeah case in point. Lower quality thread
Ts this the point of the night where matthew tries to fill the thread with bullshit just so he can make the next one? What a grim existence lmao.
What is all this schizo telepathy going on. How can you nigs tell each other apart without a tripcode
>>129203689Literally that's how schizophrenia works. You see patterns that aren't really there.
>>12920322380's glam metal about pumping and dumping groupies. GnR, although Rocket Queen throws a kino twist into the whole thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMbl1ntpIXQ>inb4 "not metal"GnR is and always will be more metal than your edgelord Anal Cunt viking poseur shit
>What a grim existence lmao.We say this about metalheads every day lmfao
>>129203692Yes and autism works in ways that makes people have lower social awareness and inability to read rooms whether digital or literal rooms. Awkward lame 1/10 charisma stat type mfers
>>129203698>We
>>129203698>Weyou and the voices in your head?
>>129203706Dude you're the one sperging out right now.
See we prefer not to bully those with cognitive impairments here BUT we also do have a bar to uphold. And sorry man you are still not quite there yet. Keep practicing somewhere else
Great metal discussion guys.
Sperging out? No, I'm punching down at some lower-level lifeform on my temporary blogspot. Many such cases!
Who kicked the cage this time?
>>129203725>>129203716>>129203709>>129203624>>129203587Robotic
>>129201501Jackoff
I'll engage in a music discussion with those I deem worthy, in a metal thread though that is a VERY rare occasion lmfao.
>>129203738Okay but no one was talking to rats
>>129201500
>>129203594>Tobias Forge is the father of twins. A son and daughter; both have a penis.>Forge is a member of the Swedish Order of Freemasons.B-b-based?!
>>129203743Keep the topics music-related and you won't have to.
>>129203762Holy shit
>>129203762That basement on Gilroy was fire as hell actually, great noise cancellation with a lemon tree and a 5-minute walk to the beach
>>129203762kys
Help me I'm dying, someone inject the metal directly into my veins
Has Matthew even had one relevant thought pertaining to music during his time here?
>>129203778I think i might have rabies or some guy put bathsalts in my research chemicals
Going to use Neuralink to become the first epic Nazi rapper in history
>>129203782No, he's been bitching about the very behaviour he's been exhibiting. Total projection and mindbroke.
>>129203788digits
Funny how he immediately shuts up when his info gets posted lol
Nooo not the heckin doxarinos
>>129203803I'm somewhat sure this >>129203788 is him posting again though
>>129203807You sound schizophrenic
I just roke up and sucked a huge cock
FUCK ME!ive been fucking up my band tshirts this whole time and wasnt aware til now!i bought 2 tshirts from a band i like at a show not too long ago. 1 of the shirts hasnt been worn, while the other i just gave its first wash. For the first time i realized that the color of the black fabric is significantly washed out because this time i was able to compare it side by side with the new unworn tshirt.how do i prevent this from happening in the future when i get new T's?? i already turn them inside out before washing/drying(so the artwork doesnt get fucked) and only dry on the delicate setting(so it doesnt shrink). Wtf else am to do. I use those clean and clear detergents, like the kind with no fragrants and irritants so i thought i was fine
Anyone got a QRD on Chuck Schuldiner?
>>129203930cold wash
>>129203930t shirts are disposable, get over it
>>129203930Nothing to do with the colour but I always hang dry.
>>129203950I'm older than this nigga? Cool ig.
>>129203932straightest man who ever lived
>>129203223Any slam or brutal death like Kraanium, Menstrual Disconsumed, Infernal Torment or even porno gore bandscheck out this page is full of these bandshttps://deathgrind.club/
818
>>129203981>he just discovered DGCGet with the times, bro.
>>129203982HAH?HR?
>>129203999You turn the number sideways
>>129202411My hairline is similar to his, and I am only 34. He should stop dyeing it though. The metal grandpa look is cool
Can I get a link to Megadeth's RTL cover?
>>129203981every time I find a site like this I just think "fuck there is so much music I still haven't heard"
>>129204001Incoherent post.
>>129203930If you really care that much you should handwash them. Only use a very tiny bit of detergent or you won't be able to rinse all of it out.
This was a step down from their previous material IMO.
>>129204062still way better than anything they released afterwards
>>129203950lol
>>129204068Enemy of God and Phantom Antichrist are good...especially Phantom. Haven't listened to the albums between Coma and Enemy though.
>>129204022Too complex for your understanding, no worries
>>129201501Holy shit!
>>129201501https://youtu.be/jR0yiOTtzrU?si=OtXYa46mwAq6hCmG
>>129204088Yeah?
>>129204120Not a very high bar althoughbeit
>>129203930stop being a manchild and stop wearing graphic clothing
>>129203933i only did hot wash cuz my pants n socks get dirt and shit from hiking all the time>>129203956ackshually sometimes shirts arent printed anymore due to various reasons. you can see countless examples of this on tshirtslayer.com. plus theres some senitmental value from buying it at a show ig one could argue>>129203959i did this at first but then id have a bunch of lint and cathair all over my shit. so now i do delicate cycle and that gets rid of the lint and etc. A lot of times its not even all the way dry so its kind of a hybrid of machine drying and hang drying process 4me>>129204036Thanks for the tip but im likely not gonna do that, too much effort and id probably fuck it up
>>129204200
>>129204221going to buy this in two sizes too large and wear it exclusively at Walmarts and local swap meets
>>129204250Woman moment
>>129204523do you play any instruments because i'd recommend picking up a hobby like that to stay sane
>>129204523
Don't you mean krill
>>129204589Yes.
>>129203932A promiscuous homosexual who took it raw and died of AIDS.
>>129203223>>129203325
>>129204729Death metal.
>>129203223Kaveum
Boring edition.
>>129204781not off topic enough for you? FAGGOT go suck your dads dick
>>129204752That isn't misogynist
>>129204752They simps
Cannibal Corpse is soo good wen u dont have a bihh in ur ear tellin u dey nasty
>>129204788Ask yr mom how my dick tastes again LOL
Gem alert!!https://youtu.be/8Gbj08NHYsU
Anyone have a dl link to the whole album?
>>129205186It was released today, wait a few days. Or hours even.
>>129205244Well I see it's up on YouTube but It's not out properly yet and listening to full video album streams on YouTube fucks up my scrobbles so I prefer to listen to the mp3 files ya know
>>129205279https://openscrobbler.com/
>>129205279Great joke
>>129205337Why?
>female in a death metal band back when that was a huge rarity>played with them for 39 out of their 40 years>basically nothing is known about her as a personwhat gives
>>129205427She's probably not an attention whore and likes her privacy
That thing ain't cute
>>129201501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWsbL7GzYFo
ITS JUST ANOTHER BAD DAY. ANOTHER BAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD DAYYYYYYY
>>129205491Great day for a mass shooting though eh? Just a joke haha. Metal for this feel?
>>129202401Ending on a split is weird. Just release an ep
>>129201501https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rJHGDhlFFEM&si=-GjnrHrY-nedVzu8
>>129205427>>129205447The most male woman in metal ever (in a good way)
>>129203223
>>129205343Cleverly autistic larphttps://nosdam.bandcamp.com/album/clouddead-instrumentals-1998-2000
ON THE HIGH ROAD I WILL TAKE YOU HIGHER TIL THE WORLD EXPLODES JUST LIKE A SUPER COLLIDER
>>129205820Explodes like a megadiaper disaster more like
>>129201947>it's so good not even half of the communists can deny it
>>129205820>fake shilling filenameheh
>>12920194754% isn't bad, it's above average
>>129203382Only pure slam sucks. Slamming bdm is good.
>>129205871BDM is shit as well
>>129205885You wouldn't know shit if it was up your own ass.
>>129205871Incorrect.
>>129205881Based bee appreciator.
>>129205820I'm with you Anon. fuckin love that song.>>129205591Literally the entire genre is "school shooter music". Unfortunately since troons started shooting up schools that now confirms Dragonforce is metal
>>129205828Anon, you seem obsessed with diapers. please take your fetish to a pink board where it belongs. We'll all be happier and so will you.
>>129205976Diaper Dave
>>129205881Solid for an older lady tbqh
>>129206283How shit is it?
Who wore it better?
>>129206317Both are better than the official cover but probably HTEDDETH.I think the flames look pretty bad but it might just be because of the plain white background. A dark suit and background would look better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM4oQWX-AaMNew Poppy song!
>>129206520Wrong thread?
>>129201501>outvothana's vothana in you're path
Does Grima use a real accordion or a synthesized one? They don't seem to play it on live which I'm curious
>>129206930Sergei Pastukh is credited on MA so it's probably real.
>>129206961ThanksI find it odd how we never see one even in their music video (unless I'm mistaken)
>>129201501https://youtu.be/KgkBWZXVLyk?si=Rl_oh-V31z1AlkXYhttps://youtu.be/Xq0ohwH0CCg?si=UuGijD-yGXjgnEXKhttps://youtu.be/iCLKIcrL61s?si=_5KDlEW8lcEMTYp_https://youtu.be/BmhFLL-41bs?si=A1-E8vLKBtjOWEPAhttps://youtu.be/dppCCl2MZAM?si=4I_SH5mkkpu4I61k
Megadoodoo davecumstain
>>129203223I respect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CmFhneifgg
>>129201501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJi2ILoXSOI
>>129201893Most Mastodon clones
>>129201500SAMOA MO SAMOAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yffob24Jeag
>>129203223>bestHere ya gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra6qBP4Upv8
>Genres: Black 'n' Roll/US Power Metal
>>129207523aren't you bored by them at this point?
ÖÜGH
Poppy!
>>129208668this is an anti-foid generalexcept for>>129205427
>>129208839
>>129208523everyone was bored of overkill after about 1990
>>129202572>>129201501Even fucking worse. Now it's not even a lame Metallica hard rock album, this really just a bad rock album that is very unenjoyable and grating to get through, and Load was already bad enough. No clue what the fuck was going through James and Lars' head, maybe they somehow believed they could do GnR, they definitely didn't. This is way worse. Reload of shit, absolutely embarrassing and worthless.
>>129208882simp
I have hands but the wind still hands me shit, correct
>>129209083Marianne Faithfull's contribution to that album is something I couldn't listen to twice.
>>129209234>another thinly veiled windhand simp post
>>129209083They were supposedly pals with Coorosion of Conformity around that time, or at least James did some backing vocals for one of their songs, so maybe there was some influence. But Corrosion do that kind of sound much better.
megadeth's new album has such a shitty thin canny sound
>>129209294is it a slam album?
>>129209083>absolutely embarrassing and worthlessAnd yet they sold like 10 million copies of Load+Reload in the states only.
>>129208523yes extremely but i have this masochistic affinity to thrashslop
>>129209045Horrorscope (1991) was still good
>>129209650That's their best>>129201501
>>129209375Yes and shit like Creed was a very successful too, evidently there is a market.
>>129201501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI5JkRJnm9s&list=RDCI5JkRJnm9s&start_radio=1
>>129208523>>129209045They are way more consistent than the big 4 thrash bands and Ironbound was genuinely fantastic album
>>129202572>>129209083You should check Grange Inc. There are some ok covers in there
>>129209083At least Memory Remains and Unforgiven II are nice
>>129201501>BLAST
>>129210105ULTRA BASED
this general really suck
>>129210302Correct.
>>129210302Make it great
PLAYING GOD HAND AND LISTENING TO OLD SCHOOL DEATH METAL WITH A FEW ICE COLD BEVE'S ON THE SIDE.WHAT A NIGHT LADS, *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP*
>>129209991lol they are not, even new metallica albums are leagues ahead of all this crap
which napalm death albums are good?
>>129210420You are wrong, Overkill is very based.
Bump
>>129210456Scum and FETO, but their best release is their Peel Sessions compilation.
>>129210456That one harmony something or the other. Scum sucks by the way.
>>129210456None, they are commie cucks
>>129210456not metal
>>129210456first half of scum, harmony corruption and the EP before that
>>129210701>>129210701>>129210701
