Battles In The North edition.FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129219813
what's he BLASTAN?
>>129233666These are literally my goat albums
>>129233667ice cream truck riffs
Based
>>129233667Der Ring des Nibelungen
>>129233688BASEDRisk plus Dave's nudes on OF made me a superfan. I have backstage passes and hot tub privileges at the upcoming show in Tucson btw
>Solves death metal
BLASTING
>>129233667The newest Yeji single
>>129233780How would you know? You don't listen to metal
>>129233682All riffs are ice cream truck riffs. If it wouldn’t work as an ice cream truck jingle it’s not a riff
>>129233793Jumping on the bandwagon.
>>129233844Not even close to being correct
>>129233822Imagine the smell
My buddy just told me "I really want to like Woods of Ypres but they're just so fucking gay"
>>129233878unwashed feet and hair
sneedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XBTB7NVvvM
>>129233902mhmm bet it nice. dirty hair smells so good, you can smell the oil of the person instead of their shampoo
>>129233793
>>129233895kill him bc hes so fucking gay
>>129233793yep still can't stand king diaper
>>129233969try the EP
Any good demos out this year? Last year was weak for new bands.
more like this
>>129233995Castle Rat
>>129233969Enlightenment is no longer being filtered by KD's vox. Don't Break the Oath is a better record anyways.
King Diaper is comedy metal
>>129233878Sushi breath
FEEL THE ENDLESS PAIN
>>129234018He's also a dog nutter
>>129234021the only downside of dating an asian girl is having to navigate the seafood dishes for me. vietnamese was hardest cuisine to endure for pussy
New Grizelda album. I never thought I’d see ithttps://youtu.be/wjeo9YZwx04
>>129234035I was going to say English literacy but let's be honest, that's a feature. That way she won't talk too much
HEIL HORVALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXzejKGsdOo
>>129234060she'll talk regardless but it helps to not know what she's saying. keeps the relationship mysterious and interesting that way
>>129234094Big Chungus?
>>129233995Booba.
>>129233666https://www.deathmetal.org/article/how-the-internet-ruined-metal/
>>129233981>demossorry but this is the sex haver general, sweaty
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Varg is heterosexual and has 8 kids.
Varg Vikernes killed Euronymous in self-defence.
>>129234230Correct. Varg had to do it to 'em.
Every thread must be about Varg.
varg is negro coded
Jute Gyte
>>129234240kek
RIP Ozzy
>>129234266HEIL
>>129233793UUUGH
Varg is posting exclusively on Tiktok now. He's more chink coded than anything else. He spouts a lot of wumao talking points as well.
Dave Jewstein
>>129234291>exclusively on Tiktok nowIncorrect.
>>129234239Varg is to metal what Hitler is to politics. His shadow looms eternally over all discussion
I call my bussy my vargina because im saving it for varg
I am albino. You wish to see me?
>>129234317literally no one gives a fuck about varg outside bmcels and bmtroons
>>129234322This girl would not date or sleep with any of us btw.
Incorrect
>>129234340Correct. If she ran me over in her BMW the police would arrest me.
>>129234353We are all ugly /metal/cels, correct.
>>129234366Speak for yourself.
janny has a tight little sexy butt
>>129234674Good evening doc
>>129234687hi princess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrLB3bHtHwtell me this shit doesnt slap
chuck>varg
Chuck Schuldiner was gay and died of AIDS.
Varg and Chuck do not and never have had any form of immunodeficiency virus
Babe come to bed the metal thread is talking about charg again
Still haven't given the new Megadave album a listen. Probably won't ever.
>>129234674Fag
>>129234910Same. There's no good diaper metal releases being released in 2026. Just forgetable running over the same ground songs.
>>129234910>>129234926You should, it's the best
>>129233995that is basically a continuation of this record
>>129234925janny can clench so hard he can snap a carrot in half. nothing gay about that dude.
What NSBM has the horniest riffs
>>129234951Holy AI sloppa
>>129235118comedy genius award
https://voca.ro/1cx7F2H91g8K
Vocarunt is back
>>129235263Correct.
>>129235098The NSBM scene is full of fudge packers unfortunately.
I'm not gay or anything, but when I see a blonde Norwegian twink dancing to the music i imagine my hands wrapped around his tiny waist kissing his lush lips. Is this normal?
>>129234046CW Productions is perhaps the best USBM label.
>>129235336>Norwegiantvrist spotted
>>129235360Actually he was swedish. Was testing you guys to make sure you're real metalists and not posers. You passed brother. Are you cute?
>>129233895no lies detected
>>129234910It's actually good minus the Metallica cover at the end. Just stop at the end of the last note
>>129234046This is the best thing from 2026 so far
>>129235531For some reason I've never been fond of Ride the Lightning's title track. So I don't really care to listen to Dave's cover anyway.
I'm liking this.
>>129235665Atmoshit?
>>129235669No. Pretty stock bm, but it's got some good riffs.
Holy shit Megadeth are finished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8
>>129235703>at 1 million views alreadyThank James, Kirk, Cliff & Lars.
>>129235703If it really is his song/riffs, I don’t understand why he also had to copy the guitar solos
>>129235703Megadweebs are the lamest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUeOwTTDDU8
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU, WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE FIREI'LL BE THERE FOR YOU, WHEN THE FLAMES GET HIGHERWHEN NOTHING FITS AND NOTHING SEEMS RIGHTTIL THE VERY LAST BREATH OF MY LIFEI'LL BE THERE FOR YOU, I'LL BE THERE
Cursed Realms (of the Winterdemons)
>>129233793https://youtu.be/09Nmh0rHMP4?si=F7pVg_6ajGNUp_Jx
>>129233780Death Metal was already solved in 1993. Which album do I mean?
>>129235879either Nespithe or The Erosion of Sanity
>>129235879
>>129235879It was already solved in 92 with Tomb of the Mutilated
>>129235924Based Tomb of the Mutilated fan. A few days ago I listened to all the Barnes CC albums again and TotM always stands out.
>>129235935Based. It's pretty much perfect death metal
The best death metal album is still only a 5/10 overall compared to real music
>>129235981but ONLY death is real.
>>129235985Yeah, real bad
>>129235981>t. calls death metal "life metal"
>>129236102Just reads like a robot at this point
The Great Kat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxMbPCUTwvw>bass strumming>opening riff>OUGH>blasting ensuesbyotiful
>>129236148Digital Beethoven on Cyber Speed
>album ends with a toilet flushWew
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGs_lZykK84
>>129233585Why did Saxon never get as big as Iron Maiden or Judas Priest?
what albums have your favorite production/mixing ?
>>129236359Anything by Jens Bogren
>>129236350Mostly to do with the fact they weren't quite as good, I reckon. Not bad, just not as good
are there anti communist bands that are also anti fascist? I mean bands that hate both sides equally
>>129236359Alice in hell, reign in blood, mercenary, the number of the beast, master of reality, det som engang var, destiny by stratovarius . For me it's not a particular sound and varies, just what makes the music sound proper and pleasing
>>129236359Satanic Warmaster - Carelian Satanist Madness
>>129236359transilvanian hunger, obviously
>>129236952Anarchist bands will hate both sides even if they skew more towards the commies.Otherwise there are just "anti-system/politics" bands like Dystopia. I suspect they just hate fucking everyone.
>>129236952Unironically Megadeth.
>>129236952SOAD
>>129235276bruh
>>129236359Reign in bloodElectric wizard - Time to dieVader - Litany
Post your one man black metal project
>>129234910Bands from the 80s thinking they're still relevant 40 years later is hilarious
>>129234340Who would she date and sleep with? I can guess your response, but I wanna hear you say it.
>>129236359I don't have one favorite mix/production. But I am one of those people who tests any and all new audio equipment with the Black Album.
>>129233793haven't heard this since it came out
>be melodeath fag>never really liked BM>since October force myself to listen to BM>discovered hundreds of different artist and various BM styles>no longer like MelodeathI just tried listening to my playlist i even remade in September, but I no longer like it:/
>playlist
>>129236350>discography so bland and repetitive it makes Motorhead's catalog seem varied in comparison
>>129233793better than the debut
>>129233793>BLAST
>>129238665DEATH TO FALSE PUNKS
>>129236359HeartworkChoirs of the eyeMaster of puppetsOperation mindcrimeCountdown to extinction Anything Pytten produced pretty muchSleeps holy mountain
>>129238284You first
>>129233793https://youtu.be/mdwZV4Y95Nw?si=6aSwPKLAaon8SBauhttps://youtu.be/OCLMZFNYRgc?si=j9mpOfzvhmJ3yRLwhttps://youtu.be/NuR3UoaSzG4?si=90_DHzVk5xcJEqYuhttps://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0?si=UPj2m9tzRtV8anX-https://youtu.be/9346rQ1d8ik?si=DT3jNU_c3q2bOCea
>>129238877what's your deal? why do you always post 5 links of non-metal garbage?
>>129239031Just your typical schizo trying to make a name for themselves with cliquespam
kino solohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORYI3aPSrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEI-6CKDltg
>>129238755based
>>129236350They named themselves after something feared by too many.
>>129236359>production/mixingNot the same thing. But prod & mixing wise I have to say Dopethrone and it's the only one that comes to mind without thinking too much.Not the same thing, prod is the general production of the album like how many tracks do you put, what you make the musicians perform in the studio, the gear used to record, etc. it's the general production of the album. Mixing really is just mastering the tracks like mixing, yeah. Not really the same thing, sometimes prod, and mastering are done separately by people with different better skills.But Dopethrone most definitely. The OG release.
>>129239145mastering and mixing is not the same either
Why is bm so much better than dm?
>>129239145>prod is the general production of the album like how many tracks do you put, what you make the musicians perform in the studio, the gear used to record, etc. it's the general production of the album. This is true, but metalheads and other music fans will continue to use it wrong anyway. >Mixing really is just mastering the tracks like mixing, yeahNo, mixing is exactly what it sounds like. Getting all the tracks to the right levels and making sure they sound good together. Mastering is preparing the mixed album for transfer to a specific medium (vinyl, CD, etc). Metal fans will often say "this needs a remaster" when they mean a new mix. Death Magnetic for ex. needed a remaster.
>>129239234because it's mostly made by chuds
>>129239234any good black metal you’d recommend?
>>129239386Det Som Engang Var
>Why is bm so much better than dm?
I love this band, I love this song and I love this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn_t_1NdA8
>>129239418>Country of origin: United States>Age: 24 (born Apr 7th, 2001)LOLLMAO
>>129239173>>129239260You're both right, and but that's not my domain of competence yet. Good thing you're there.
>>129233793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzRZws0pFLgthe student far surpasses the Masterdon
is there a tactic to making frens at local gigs? ive tried drinking a little to become more socially lubricated and then chatting to people and whilst it has worked sometimes even with hanging with people for the gig nothing ever really seems to stick because everyone already has friends. It would just be nice to have a few friends to go to gigs with and such who are local, everyone moved away after uni and since starting to work full time it feels as though the idea of making new friends as an adult is an impossible task.
>>129240072>making new friends as an adult is an impossible taskCorrect. You probably won't make new friends after 20.
what are your impressions of this playlist guys?
>>129240125damn, over at 24, so im supposed to do this until what? 80 if im ''lucky''. Kinda gay.
>>129239234I read that as b minor and d minor
>>129239234A combo of both is the best
>>129240304"No!"
>>129240190normie/core/
>>129240190Peak 14-year-old deep playlist energy.
>>129240304Correct.
>>129240399>>129240500it was automatically generated by youtube btw
>>129240264I prefer being alone so it's fine for me.
Metal to get hacked up by a cannibal tribe to?
>>129240748
>>129240748There's actually this band called Cannibal Corpse lol. Pretty badass name right?
>>129240848>an undead corpse that's going to eat youNot related to cannibalistic tribes
>>129236952Didn’t Enslaved literally call themselves enlightened centrists?
>TOE>MUS>CLES>!!!!
https://voca.ro/1lKi6K0NBWS8
>>129240894Still a sick name though lol.
>>129240977https://voca.ro/18P5cMrYw2xa
Why are metalheads like this
>>129241120https://voca.ro/13KQQSJOBUDY
>>129241122This general is a big science experiment to find out
>>129241033they probably make gourmets with the meat
>>129241159dimmu borgir king
Kerry The Short
>>129241152Thank you ESL
>>129241224
best Bathory worship?
I just roke up
>>129241621Bonehunter!
>>129241671why roke?
this thread died the minute they started the classic metal thread
>>129241731woke comes out as "roke" when you have a mouthful of cum
>>129241743there was more variety, and everyone was motivated to share different genres
>>129241743yea that thread is gay as hell. i'm a trad chad but shan't be posting in that circlejerk on principle.
>>129241772The vibe in that other thread is friendly and supportive, the spirit metal was supposed to have and in here it's not. Classic metal was about coming together and celebrating and the extreme metal categories seems to be about being isolated and hating everyone.
>>129241782This is exactly what I'm talking about. 'I'm too good and special for friends' lol ok Eliot Rodger
>>129241804it's an anonymous message board m8. if you want friends go outside
>>129241795>friendly and supportive, the spirit metal was supposed to haveNo it wasn't
>>129241826You know nothing about metal then
>>129241851
>>129241882Doesn't say no frens :)
>>129241851Metal is edgy and angry, you're low IQ
>>129236952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujwXZDzJHegEvil boysThat forgot wigs at homeCreate new historyScreaming something about warYou little stupid nazi!Who never used to thinkWhy you love to wear the shirtIn color of own shit?SHIT COMES BROWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMGTsrd4RMSub-standard, sub nationUnder red flag, get out of my way!I spit on you, I disdain youYou are all insaneCommunist, community of red HitlersGet out of my way!!!Your chance is lost, you are less than dustYou're living corpsesBASTARDS!I see you in my dreamsTo hang on treesHanged on treesHanged on trees
>>129241795You're a zoomer: a product of the internet.
>>129241945>SHIT COMES BROWNBit racist, mate
>>129241945>band is named Krabathor Lol?
I WAS BURIIIIIEEEEEEDDDDDDDIN MOUNT PLEASANT CEMETERYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ALONEE AND UNCEREMONIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Listen Beherit
>>129242010BASED
HEIL HANNEMAN
>>129241882Extreme metal.
Hitler would have listened to classical, that's why I prefer metal
>>129242341Good goy.
>>129242372I'm anti-Zionist
I should have joined a band as a kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt9sFsupa4E
>>129240072>nothing ever really seems to stick because everyone already has friends???people are generally open to the idea of making new friends
janny let me hit that thangg
>>129241743idk, that thread is like 4 people at bestalso they're posting thrash now because they ran out of 3rd-rate NWOBHM to post lol
>>129242509There are not many more people here desu, at least not on weekdays
Finally, some good music,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po4GAzP0kHU
>>129242579Who is she?
>>129242583Timberly, hottest chick you'll ever lay eyes on.
>>129242509how dare you. apologize to me right now. that's my favorite thread
>>129242591Tim Henson's butt should be in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. Not his music, just his butt.
>>129242579this made me chinese
>>129242613>hisYou mean her, and shes going into the flamenco hall of hall for her music and perfect body.
where this nigga been at
>>129242634https://youtu.be/kw9Z9ZSEHQQ?si=dAxomln1-YrohY5g
>>129242659When is she going to release fire n00ds so i can see that sweet rack?
>>129242678Thank you China sister
>>129242682Alright happened, shit was so cash. Better save it quick before the janitors notice the exposed breasts.
>>128692902*taps the sign*
Do you think metal has the most autistic fans of any genre?
Jcuckold's hairline and heir line has passed away..
>>129242714lol so he's build like any other Asian woman then
>>129242727No people overuse the word autistic. Guitar nerds are complete normies it's gamers that are autistic.
>>129242739Flat is justice. >heYou missed the "s" that goes in front, no big deal, just letting you know.
>>129242777You really made that up though. I looked online and they're referring to him as a he. Maybe he's just bisexual and likes women and men's willards and there's no need to push the trans thing onto him.
>>129242792I already proved that shes a biological woman, maybe lay off the /pol/cel transgender hysteria/obsession for a bit and readjust your eyes. This is a real woman with xx chromosomes you insufferable bigot.
>>129242810Maybe go back to your home general
janny has a tight hungry hole! hehe
>>129242810oh ok whatever is not like i masturbate to him or anything weirdo
I lied i do masturbate to him
kill yourselves KILL YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW
>>129242810Find a real woman, you faggot
>>129242848ULTRABASED.
>>129243226This is a music board, for the discussion of music.
>>129242840We love that here. >>129243075How many times do I have to tell you deranged /pol/cels that this is a B I O L O G I C A L woman, lay off the tranny porn you brainrotted incel.
>>129243340No shit but kino movies and partician music go hand in hand
>>129243371Could you imagine riding off into the sunset with her on the back of your motorcycle?
More cat posting less gay shithttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LGINnz-7bC4
>>129243500https://youtu.be/zX_wwlIZ6koThis what I be listenin' to rn
>>129243514Don't really listen to led zeppelin but Jimmy page is based
>>129243340https://voca.ro/19k6r7qc7Nwc
>>129243485God if only reality were so delightful sweet... Timberly as my backpack and a rip through the Swisss mountainside...
>>129243550Stop posting that man, tranny lover >>129242810
>>129243514https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0KkvMUclOsPretty kewl cover
https://voca.ro/1nnVmll4DiTO
>>129205105>>129205105>>129205105>>129205105>>129205105>>129205105>>129205105
https://voca.ro/17e1lKQ4czKJ
>>129243550>>129243620Was hoping this was going to be a message from the Bongman...
>>129243684https://voca.ro/1dYjyRbFsuGK
>>129243696how new are you?
>>129242391damn that kid riffs hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhdKezcvFfg
>>129243722He’s not new, he just pretends to be. He lives in this thread all the time and spams different things pretending to be someone else
>>129243722https://voca.ro/13cAPIEb4Gbl
Awful thread.
Nigga is just voiceposting, no big deal.
https://voca.ro/1dKbpxOERiI8
>>129233793Still rvles after all these years.
Kill yourselves
https://voca.ro/13BxSdPx7trt
I will NOT click the vocaroos!
https://voca.ro/16MNu7x5XbYb
i don't listen to vocaroos any more than I open AIjeet or ratthew links
>he's a multiple‑personality maniac right now he’s making audios to reply to his own posts
Let there be shredthew
>>129243884It's a bit annoying, listening to them is a lot slower than reading the same post.
>>129244057Correct
>>129244057Way ahead of you bud.
>>129244457Don't, we can't lose any more posters
Thank you sisters.
cooking up a SICK new thread broskis, seriously you guys are going to love this one
>No mention of Francis Buchholz deathRIP I loved his basslines like you wouldn't believe
deadass fr jannys bussy is a bop
>>129244826>>129244826>>129244826NEW
>>129244831early
>>129244846You're early, you fucking guy.
>>129244846What shitty edition did you have planned to make?
