Real Football edition
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129369367This is the real thread
Blasting
>>129369367Christ the patriots are playing like dogshitMetal for this feel
How about those dodgers
>>129369545It's pronounced dogers
I came to /metal/ to get away from this "bread and circus" nonsense.
>>129369367OLD >>129359368FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLthank you for the cliquespam
>>129369570Try /xxr/ for pvre boring metal discussion
what band has the biggest difference between their appearance and their sound?
>>129369804Ghost
>>129369838not metal
>>129369853https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ghost/3540309157
>>129369862not metal
>>129369864Sorry but your wrong
>>129369878not metal
>>129369891What about this oneThe sound on the Bad Bunny halftime show is awful but I like the dancershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ObY3mUnlw
>>129369804it's either a söy band that's heavy or a soft band that looks like serial killers
>>129369968They spent a good effort on the show but whoever the sound technicians are need to be fired ASAP
Somewhat better now
>>129369968Eh, I never listened to his stuff before, can't understand Spanish but damn those beats were good.
Thank you for the ratspam
>>129370082I respect him for winning Grammy AOTY with >Style: Reggaeton, Salsa, Merengue, Trap, Jibaro, Bolero, Synth-pop, Plena, Bomba, AguinaldoAlso the album cover is subtle genius imo
>>129369472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UqpElL3eZ4
>>129370119stop replying to yourself
>>129370110Ironic post
>>129370136Stop being schizophrenic
>>129369472
Anti-Patriotism metal
Patriots playing like they're facing a Elder Ring boss but didn't level up enough to do any damage
>>129369472Great!
Sabrina Carpenter is not that hot or hot at all honestly. Annoying caricature of a face on that slag
Football game so dull I'd rather look at still pictures of Yeji and listen to non-metal
watched the halftime show with my libshit boomer parents and saw in real time as it dawned upon them the future of this country as a result of their retarded ideology
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>>129369472blastan>>129370484I understand this reference
for me, it's stratovarius, the best power metal band
>>129370516The reason the World Series was better is because baseball is a high IQ sport, same reason why nobody cares about college baseball. You have to be good to play good baseball, football is all the same. Kind of like metal and why you don't need to be a genius to make a decent metal album
>>129370550you lost me, rat
Not even sports are free from ksloppers wew>>129370578Ironically rodential IQ post. Got any metal to post
>>129370588I already posted my blasting >>129370516 I don't post for the sake of it because I'm not a sad faggot like you.
You'll probably figure it out don't worry runt
>>129370593You don't post "for the sake of it" because you don't have anything worth posting. Ironically rodential IQ
>>129369472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O6XLAxsjxw
>>129369472https://youtu.be/O6fqn8dMEN0?si=d7YlH9pktLzg0uwFhttps://youtu.be/a3vH-kFt2GQ?si=wPJwCiy9h6Gne9B1https://youtu.be/0698sTH7mUk?si=us59W_2S5v11r3C9https://youtu.be/aDACorIaxNw?si=6h-A8HLjjoDZ04dvhttps://youtu.be/epDFHOVbhWk?si=ufO7Oi6oapUN_Nj1
>>129370449greentext it
Definitely the worst Super Bowl I've ever bothered with
HEIL VIKERNES
>>129369472every 2026 release on the stoner metal youtube channels. None of it is really good. M-maybe this next album by Bong Druid Wizard Witch will be good
>>129370671his interviews with his kids are pretty kino. they all know like 3-4 languages and despise normie scum. I bet some of them lurk or even post here occasionally.
>>129370595Are you Matthew's brother?
>>129370805Brain-damaged post
>>129370535My nigger
>>129370808meant for >>129370595
>>129370856Nah it wasn't lol. Sorry if you felt insulted by me calling you low IQ but you are a metalhead after all
Ghost has better lyrics than all of black metal combined
Sussy metalchuds meltdown because their team got demolished there Patriots = metal Seahawks = electronic
This thread needs music I'm afraid
>>129370878>listens to african bleeps and bloopslmao
>>129370119>Also the album cover is subtle genius imoYeah, it's from the same set as the photo that the President posted.
>>129370929>Sussy metalchuds meltdown because their team got demolished there Patriots = metalSeahawks = electronic
>>129370944If you think electronic music is brown you're about as dumb as I expected. Very low IQ
>>129370987Nice failed greentext. Another low IQ post lmao
>>129370938>music>in /meal/off-topic
>>129370988aren't you mexican?
>>129370996Damn you're actually kinda right lolhttps://youtu.be/zapVul3roiY?si=rAqiIirOIMjoeHxK
>>129370999Light brown
>>129371024that explains why you are fascinated with the bleeping sound
Nooo that's not white lmao you can literally see my veins dude now shut the hell up if you have no music to share. Seriously https://youtu.be/SOOf9YKzOzI?si=S9QzKjWTWDj515oz
>>129371061Doesn't really explain why your mom
>>129371073why are you spamming the metal general with nonmetal
>>129371101Posting music isn't spam
>>129371082Incoherent, low IQ post
>>129371155>>129371155Would smd You're low IQ
>>129371172>no uabsolutely mexican
>>129371181Ironic post lmaooo absolutely echolalia
Why are metalheads so stupid lol
>that part of the manic episode where he accuses us of things we know about him because he doxxed himselfI hate re-runs
>>129371187You have never posted original content here. Really pathetic tbqh.
>>129371214Ironically pathetic cope lmao
>>129371234>no u
>>129371206Metalheads being low IQ? Sorry but that's not a re-run I've presented it's been well-established for a while now
>>129371239Nah, your mom dude. She'd actually pmsl
>>129370969Holy shit that's a high IQ power move. Whichever guero they hired to pick that deserves a Grammy as well
>>129369472https://youtu.be/9zKY3vYVyOc?si=YpWaa9VfNFxwmjVN
>>129371338Thank you DJ Daddy Dicksucker
who revved him?
>>129371356Isn't that what I called your mom? I'm not your daddy man she's just trying to suck my dick lmfao
>>129371358There's multiple posters and something about "Low IQ" always works lol
Anon's mom's DJ alias (NEW)
Crazy how many lurkerchuds there are with single divorced moms or also divorced remarried moms metal for this megafeel
>>129369367Big up Oneman king of the Norf innithttps://youtu.be/4NQS6woRPRk
>>129371426Retard
>>129370535Blind Guardian mogs
>>129371449Incorrect
>>129371453How's he supposed to guard anything if he's blind. 1 solid shot to the head and your gone lol
Look he may be blind but if he's guarding some nukes or bombs whatever he's getting merc'ed sorry. America first motherfuckers
>>129371464>your gone
Lowkirk tired of everyone saying "Oh he was carrying a gun and 2 extended magazines" like yeah tell that to the Russians. And yet we don't shoot them down with 10 shots which would be sick as hell if they were Russian
>>129371488Tomatoes tomatos motherfucker your gone either way
>>129371464No, he guards the blind
BORN TO LOSE, TRAINED TO FIGHTHATES THE DARK, DEFENDS THE LIGHTTAUGHT TO PRAY, YET MADE TO KILLLIFE'S A GAME, DO AS THOU WILT
New Funeral album really is that good huh
>>129371591Should of hired more than one lmao pop pop and you're still dead
MADE TO EATYET MADE TO POO
>>129371611>Should ofBlind Guardian is LotR shit anyway so no guns
>>129371643Even a blowdart forest person could deal with that idiot lmao
Goon Metal
juden gyatt
>>129369342
>>129371867Juden Gayass
>>129369367Check this out
Kino department just called, they want their investment back
>>129372010God what a pointless thread lmao
If your eggs are shaped like a football there is something wrong with your chickens
Adam Castrate the People of Color Kalambach
Pozzak
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVvcD8t_Y0YWhoever said those Nazis couldn't make good music sure hasn't listened to much Nazi music. Jk it's just German
>>129372308A genius
>>129372420So you're quite literally a drummer and you're also not very good at drumming. Definitely a drummer then yeah no worries
My Bloody Valentine either used a drum machine or drum loops on their famous album but a damn good thing they did. Made sure the album was greatNot metal shut the hell up already
I'm going to say it
>>129372491
>>129369472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj7AIfBY8Rw
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129371196Headbanging causes brain damage.
'Varg is gay and has AIDS' poster is gay and has AIDS
>>129372591If you think that's why you're an idiot whose favorite genre is metal than you're even dumber than most
>>129372644>taking anything anyone says on this site seriouslyJoke's on you, you're the fool.
>>129372644>obvious joke>get mad over itA classic
>>129372662>>129372742Got you both backpeddling like you're in the Special Olympics lmao who's gonna win. Probably me
[Techno music playing in the background][JOHN WICK: The name's Wick... John Wick. Yeah]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayn_eZAlh_UGAZE INTO THE FACE OF FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDREAMS DESCEND INTO THE PYRE
>>129369472https://youtu.be/CBtL8ogXZcw
>>129373015>CathedralWorst band recommended so far here
>>129369367Just another Marty Monday
Just been up late checking all the epic highlight reels from the super bowl like any other intelligent American
Two words for that quarterback... You're firedThat's two words right
Don't you mean your
The halftime show should not so obviously be the most interesting part of any sports event like Mariah Carey no I don't care like just show off that nice figure skating lass again that was cool
A true Aryan sport that one is. Not sure why there are so many Asians though
what the hell matthew go to bed already
>>129369379Spamming don't change the damage lol
Today I learned the shitty snare on St. Anger is from Lars copying 'slam' stylings. I'd never heard of this genre before and thought Lars was just being retarded (he is retarded but I thought it was of his own creation).
>>129373418>Today I learned the shitty snare on St. Anger is from Lars copying 'slam' stylingsI don't think that's true.>Ulrich said, "One day I forgot to turn the snare on because I wasn't thinking about this stuff. At the playbacks, I decided I was really liking what I was hearing—it had a different ambience. It sang back to me in a beautiful way.
>>129373439is he gonna say that or say 'yea i was trying to farm cred from some underground genre' its the exact same snare used in burp metal
>>129373468He's a pretentious fuckwit this is exactly what he thinks.So what you're saying is you think he copied slam just because they sound the same, and you have absolutely no indication besides that?Given you're only just heard of slam then that explains a lot about your retardation.
>>129373481the only reason someone would think that snare sounds cool, is if it was already accepted by the cool kids not hard to figure outits so out of place that it obviously needs to be something that is leaning on pre-established styling.
>>129373512I don't think slam was much of a thing in the early 00s anon.
>>129373541how would my theory work if it did you fucking retard
>>129373544I think they were probably aping Cannibal Corpse or Dying Fetus. Maybe bands like Mortal Decay but I really doubt the boys in 'tallica have ever been into stuff any heavier than their own music. Lars is probably a fan of classic rock way more than a fan of extreme metal.
>>129373556everything after the black album is them chasing trends and clout
I didn't like death band :(
>>129374086based
cats are cool
Does In Flames still perform their older material? I kinda wanna see them but I don't really care about anything past the jester race and certainly not anything past clayman
>>129374086
>>129374305
Any good atmo black recs for this gloomy monday? Currently BLASTIN' blut aus nord
>>129374343God dammit
I had a dream that satanic warmaster and I were friends. I don’t even really enjoy his music all that much
>>129369379You're always the first poster for this. Do you have a job or anything?
>>129369379Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>129374086That’s a good way to get motivated
Yamu, savior of /metal/
>>129369472I can't decide if I hate this dude's voice or not
>>129375352I love Rise Against, particularly this album.
>>129369472>one of the best crossover bands>0 reviews on MAas it should beposers stay away!
>>129369472I brought the riffs boys
>>129371122Huh, you might have a point there. Ever considered a law career?
Why did these guys get so popular despite only having ONE(1) decent song?
>>129375611Yeah that sounds like more of your antifa talmudic cope lass
Metalheads looking good today
>>129376563Thanks, kitten. Wanna have a drink with me and hang out? ;)
Answer me this: why the fuck don't clubs organize gigs during summer? Well they do but barely any. I know it's called "festival season" but they are still open and people would still go. I really don't understand this.
>>129371453Bland Shartian sucks the big one
>>129374305they played Bullet Ride when i saw them 2 years ago. And Cloud Connected/Trigger
What makes metal metal?https://youtu.be/0zA6BSuSMWkhttps://youtu.be/kHfbsi2JTRw
>>129377009Can't name another album that drops in quality like this after the first song.
>>129377042its my first listen and I don't think I'm going to listen to any more unleashed albums released after this
>>129377050If you do just skip to Midvinterblot. They really went to shit after Across the open sea.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIIb7iANbAM
Best Graveland album?
>>129377816Following the Voice of Blood, for me.
>>1293778161050 Years of Pagan Cult
How the FUCK did they do this?
HE HAD ENOUGH HE CANT TAKE ANYMORE
>>129378133Prolapsed?
>>129370127Mixing and production on this is really interesting. The songs pernicious rites and the album titled song are sick
>>129378157Not you again
>>129378157Lol
>>129369367I'm 76, white, Canadian, born and raised in U.S., and I fell in love this past year with Bad Bunny because he's funny. I'm now exploring the past decade of his music. I prefer rap, jazz, r&b, soul, but I am starting to dance to his Puerto Rican vibe. Love his politics, too. The halftime show was perfection.
>>129378554HEIL
In the name of the LordI am one with theeIn the name of the LordI protect theeIn the name of the LordI comfort theeIn the name of the LordI AM USELESS
New post-metal dropped holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf4q_ieULbg
>>129369472https://youtu.be/hhHrcJLQN3s
>>129369472love this one
what kind of metal do you think Kevin O’Leary likes?
>>129379007liberace made music? who is this iced out geezer
>>129369862Why does ghost make it in but not Deftones, SOAD and other heavier acts?
>>129379101Early Black Sabbath. Maybe some Deep Purple
>>129379101Megadeth
>>129379121It's a picture of me as an old man>just kidding it's eddy wally a late hero of my country ironically somewhat
>>129379168Their aesthetic is metal af
>>129372266I think it's mostly one poster talking to himself
>>129377816>>129378064This, I prefer the reworked versions of the old stuff with musicians who can actually play
>>129370119If I spoke spanish i might enjoy his music but since I don't I just don't. Simple as. Would prefer super bowl half times in the future be in english, unless of course they are /metal/ (they won't be).
>>129378996based, probably their best album
>>129379168Ghost is occult rock or hard rock even opus eponymous isn't that metal.Also fuck these horrible captchas fuck me
>>129369472Imagining a thrasher in 1986 time-traveling ten years ahead, hearing this album, and shitting bricks
HEIL ANSELMOHEIL HANNEMANHEIL PILLARDHEIL VIKERNESHEIL WERWOLF!
>>129379386HEIL
Metalheads
Treason
>>129379007WOW!
>>129379386That wigger Anselmo doesn't belong
Moonspell!
>>129379386Hails
listen to Leprosy
>>129381236get AIDS
>>129380445How dare you. Phil Anselmo is an ARYAN
>>129381541Everything that ruined metal is documented in this one album. This album paints a picture of AC/DC shirt wearing pickup truck drivers heading to the meth house after swigging too much malt liquor while watching a marathon of Maury and Dog the Bounty Hunter. It's this single piece of drunken bafoonery that sapped all the creativity out of metal by showing people that they too can make money by playing groove based rock with faux-aggressive vocals and throwing pot leaf designs on t-shirts. It is the prototype for Korn.Lyrically, everything that's wrong about metal now is found here. Phil Anselmo in all his heroin addled wisdom thought that, instead of coming up with something interesting to talk about, the mundane themes about the "tough street life" would resonate more with the hip-hop culture of mainstream America and, unfortunately, he was right. This was one of the key elements that were needed to allow angry suburban youth and meth head trailer park dwellers to relate with the stupidity of Pantera.This is barely metal aside from some guitar playing techniques. Pantera is really just groove based rock in how the focus is placed on sparse 2 note rhythm riffs being played for a "swaggering" hip-hop derived feel that will allow suburban kids to "get down with it". It is an urbanized version of banging on rocks in a wasteland. By removing all the intellectual aspects out of metal and dumbing it all down to a series of chugga chugga noises and hillbilly solos.When the home videos are more memorable for the jokes than the music, you know this band wasn't good. Unfortunately, jokes and some pot leaf design t-shirts were all it took to sell this "cool" album about "real street topics" to the impressionable morons of the day. The birthplace for Limp Bizkit rests in this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1gBIVOTtkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1gBIVOTtkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1gBIVOTtkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1gBIVOTtkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1gBIVOTtkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s1gBIVOTtk
i got filtered by Emperor
Yngwie Malsteem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8
>>129381707metal peaked here
>>129381707Circle status? Completed
Lmao, what a dead ass shitty thread.Charity bump.
>>129369367A better song for the Halftime Show.https://youtu.be/fdU4T2S91nQ
>>129374305you can never go back https://youtu.be/e7MqZuaJzSY?t=204
Listen to Spiritual Healing.
>>129382629Looks like slammy goodness.
Does anyone know this death metal album I found here a while ago with swirling black ethereal dragons or beasts on the cover kind of layed out like waves in the ocean it was all black and white and gray I think from the mid 2010s and from germany it was kind of on the atmospheric side like krypts
THE FIRE IN MY MOURNING SOULBURNS ALL MY FEELINGS TO THE GROUND
Adam Kalambach donates to POC Trans rights because he opts in favor of chemical castration for trannies
>>129382800I only know of black metal albums that match that description, with this even being germans.
>>129383087Nah it's not this one the artwork was more abstract and there was no band logo
>>129381707Holy shit it's terrible
>>129383104Fair not sure then. None of the ones I have don't have a band logo or the other bits.
>>129383189Megadeth has always been shit
>>129383189>>129383448... is there really nothing positive in that band for you?
Extreme Nu Metal
>>129383498I have more megadeth records on cd that I'd like to admit
>>129383554Softcore wiggerslam
>>129383498His entire discograpy is filled with mediocrity or straight up ass. Song writing, lyrics it doesn't come close to 80 's metallica. Also his vocals are horrendous and nasally, the thematics of his songs are also cringe. Politics new world order, lame.
>>129383498Not them but I do think they are pretty bad. I like specific riffs on their best albums but even then the songwriting seems to be really quite bad and the riffs flow like a river of bricks. That and Mustaine really should shut the fuck up.That cover though is especially bad. With the production the song sounds way less intense to me and Mustaine has absolutely no fucking emotion in his vocals. Like all the lines of "god help me" he sounds mildly perturbed rather than anything actually fitting.
>>129383584>I love fucking hos, sippin drank, and getting hella high
>>129383649Indeed, heil.
SLAYER KURWA!!!!! \MM/
>>129382800is it this
>>129369367imagine sticking that in your ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiolHwJey0c>if Kvelertak were good
>>129383848Way ahead of you
Varg's wife fucks black guys
>>129384178I don't think she does
>>129384239What the fuck do you know
>>129384269more than you clearly
>>129384289You don't know shit from shinola
>>129384296why are you even replying, did you fall on your head every day as a baby?
dissodelights this year?
Peak tracklist
zoomers discovered metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt2JPEX1b-c
I always assumed goatpenis would sound like other retarded South American war metal but it’s insanely good
>>129385161Told you.
>>129369472FUCKING SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>129385246Chemical Warfare is a song that puts hair on your balls.
>>129385253for me it's aggressive perfector
>>129385314Where did you get this picture of me lass?
Rym is scared of Ratt
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! FUCKING SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
>>129383196>>129383844Yes it was this one thank you
>>129385977I say this all the time.
>>129369472one of the best from last year
>>129386553Are their other albums good?
>>129386590They range from good to great. The Duality of Decapitation and Wisdom, Lurkers in the Capsule of Skull and A Sire to the Ghouls of Lunacy are their best imo although the newest could possible take a top 3 spot. Their previous album is probably my favorite. Really unique vocals.
>>129386590I don't love them as much as some but I don't think they've made a bad album, well worth checking out at least.
>>129385836FatTard is a big homo.
>>129386987MYSTERY NIGGAS
METAL SONG OF THE YEAR JUST DROPPED!
>>129387208>Knocked Loosebut enough about your bussy
I know it features a rapper but is Isaac wearing a durag and grillz?I've loved Knocked Loose since the first EP, but this was pretty awful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBn7D3Cxsp0
>>129387239you should have seen this coming after that awful poppy collab
Guys, it's over.
>>129387465YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS ALL OVERBUT IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
>>129387208>Coreshit>Metal
>Completely fucking ruins Worm with his pseudriffsloppery
I'm obsessed with Slayer
>>129369472UUUUUGH
>>129387664HEIL
>>129387664Have I the thread for you>>129387794
