Yungblud editionOLD: >>129684807FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129696530BLASTING
>>129696545HEIL
Where's the real metal thread?
>>129696564The diapershit stuff you mean? They got a thread up with 30-something replies just now, you might wanna go there and give the grandpas in there a handie or two
>>129696530Rock... is dead.
>>129696545
Danzig, motherfucker.
>>129696603Groovy
>>129696530Not metal.
>>129696780If music could sound like Jared Leto's Joker, this guy nailed it.
This is actually good.
>>129697102joke metal
>joke metalInherently.
joke metal is more metal than...
grind gore slam war
holy cow..
>>129697235Shouldn't have unchained the wolves after all...
>>129697219correct (×4)
>>129696545 https://infectiousjelqing.bandcamp.com/album/absolute-core-annihilation
>>129696580other anon meant that op's pic is inaccurate
>>129697119metal is a joke
>>129697333why do you keep posting that
>>129697346new ratcore I guess
When do you think metal peaked?
>>129697577Still waiting over here.
>>129697577depends on the genreDeath metal? 90'sBlack Metal? 2000'sThrash Metal? 80'sUS Power Metal? this one is difficult,but I'd probably say 80's as well
What are some albums you're embarrassed to enjoy as a trve kvlt elitist metalfag? I'll start
>he enjoys musicposer
>>129697968If you're embarrassed to like this record you're a weak fucking faggot as a human being, no label required.
>>129698000I strive to discard my humanity
At dawn they sleep
>>129697968Anything by Soilwork and In Flames
call me a total goy consooomer if you want but I really like when bands make special type releases instead of your standard vinyl/cd case.Any more black metal albums released in unusual way? M8l8th's stonebox has the most aura so far
someone posted this in the prog rock thread, do you guys think this is the earliest thing resembling extreme metal?>>129698311
>>129698445Sounds like Neoandertals.
>>129697968
>>129698507I'm usually the type to say that not listening to an album you like because it's cringe is at least just as if not more cringe than just listening to it with your full chest, but this might change my perspective
>>129698547Joke's on you I like all the albums I like even if they're cringe, but I like their entire discography and that's probably the peak of "you should find this cringe".
>>129698566u r gae
>>129698585I know.
>Testamentthoughts?
>>129698625I think The Legacy is a great album and the new album was surprisingly good for "thrash band that still hasn't given up" even if it had a couple stinkers on it.Don't really care much more than that.
>>129698625Most consistent band in the genreBrotherhood of the Snake is the best modern album by a classic thrash band
who keeps letting the nonce make the thread?
>>129698688varg
SUCH IS THE BLOOD LUST OF THESE BEARDED HUSTLERS
>>129698663>Most consistent band in the genreThis is true. They are consistently mediocre though.
>>129698927But enough about Overkill
>Status: Disputedthis is always sad to see
>>129699047It's funny for Batushka thoughbeit
>>129698927That's not Anthrax
>>129696545https://youtu.be/qLlLZ4hdSnM
>>129698327Elffor has a big book thing with his discographyhttps://gsproduction.bandcamp.com/album/age-of-blackness
>>129697756>US Power Metal? this one is difficult,but I'd probably say 80's as wellpeaked with virgin steele's marriage of heaven and hell.
The a-lex album by sepultura isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
>>129697334Oh, I see
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0mEYYO64nQA
>>129697968Flaming Ouroboros and this entire new wave of nsbm kids playing pop-punk riffs in Totale Vernichtung’s guitar style. https://youtu.be/tCu774-TTgU?si=K_lgL3TE6KU8sJ0H
Why would you be embarrassed to enjoy the best kind of riffs?
Progressive Tech-NSPM
>>129697968Colors was my entryway into prog, for that I'll love it forever.
doom metal with slayer riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGGwv3Zjq88AT FAINTEST WHIM THEY WOULD IMPALE THE SUNAND THUS THE SHEEP IN ME BECAME THE WOLF IN MANI AM THE FLY THAT FLEW FORTH FROM THE ARKMY THOUGHTS LIKE INSECTSWHORING WOUNDS DIVINEBEEN BORED WITH COSMOS, MY DEAR OLD FOETHIS UNIVERSE HAS NEVER BEEN ENOUGHCOMPELLED TO LIBERATE THE SPRING OV LIFEWHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS GUSH FORTH O' STREAM OV ICEI DECOMPOSE IN RAPTURE OV HELLSDISSOLVE, DIVIDE, DISINTEGRATEI AM YOURSIN EUPHORIA BELOWI CAST MY HALO FROM PERDITION'S CLAYBEHOLD MY BLISS PROFANEBORN OV A LIECONDEMNED TO LURKLIVE IN DENIALYET COILED AFLAME...
>>129700295you do realize everyone just hides your posts the moment they see the tranime pic?
>>129700315We hate sing along posts here, tranime pic or no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ
>>129700315do you refresh the page until you get a non-anime banner too?
>>129700295i recall wanting to have sex with that anime girl
>>129700455nigga u ain't even 2D
>>129700520how would you know
>>129700574Now that you ask, I'm not so sure
I just roke up
>>129700315I like to look at them to remind me how fucking awful his taste is.Imagine posting The Satanist unironically.
In a world populated by fags, NSBM reigns supreme.
>>129701150the world being his moms basement and the staff room at Buckees
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129701150Correct. In that homosexual fantasy world you have envisioned, NSBM would indeed be the most popular music genre.
>>129696545gettin 'bogged
1488 nazi bands! eternal hails
How would you rank all the main metal genres?imo Black Metal > US Power Metal > Heavy Metal > Doom Metal > Thrash Metal > Death Metal > Euro Power Metal > Gothic Metal > Progressive Metal
>>129701205Glad you agree lol
>>129701205>In any homosexual world
>>129701300highest IQ chudcel
>>129696530Post brutal black metal
>>129701179Correct.
>>129701150Correct
>>129701373wtf is even happening in this cover
TOTAL NSBM SUPREMACY
>>129701502Talking out of my ass but knowing their usual lyrics and edginess I always looked at it that it's a 16th birthday of one of the girls but it's 666 for extra edginess and she's pouring that sugary garbage onto the spoon like she's going to shoot herself up with heroin. Album name is Sugarfix btw.
now you remember that video when the chick singer of some rage against the machine tribute band or whatever pissed on the face of some dude on stage
>>129701652that dude's name? albert einstein
And everybody clapped
>>129701652And yet Niklas Kvarforth tosses out razorblades into the crowd and tells people to use them, but he snogs Hoest ONE time and no one ever lets him live it down.
>>129701444>>129701444>>129701444
https://www.discogs.com/release/3776455-Chuck-Schuldiner-Is-Gay-Chuck-Schuldiner-Is-Gay
>>129697968Great Misdirect is their best
>>129697365POUNDEDINTODAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>129701807gayfagth has been talking about suicide since 1996 yet he's still alive, what a hypocrite
>>129702267The Abyssic Hate guy took til his 50s and then died of natural causes the fucking poser.
>>129702267>>129702386this is why DSBM is gay
New album when?!
>>129702399But plenty of DSBM lads offed themselves.
>>129702424except nattramni"m sure that motherfucker works as a window cleaner in a swedish hotel o algo
>>129702442I remember Kim Carlsson just worked as like an assistant chef or something in a restaurant, just because he's too fucking anxious, bipolar and weird to be customer facing I presume.
>>129696545I wonder if ol' Jean-Baptitste realises your ultra edgy album kinda becomes a bit silly sounding when you have tracks called things like "Choke The Woke".
>Choke The Woke".glen benton-tier title
>>129702521that song is based
>>129702534I know which one of these you are then.
>>129702415Not metal
Finally, I am now a cool trve metalhead.
>>129702521>"Choke The Woke"Correct.
>>129696545https://youtu.be/gXLY1Svth-w?si=elzjFgWzkwa8OXJjhttps://youtu.be/oM81q5WlDlc?si=h24sRbDu1aJilOPfhttps://youtu.be/iu4xJqmgKrs?si=2U771xC7MbiuL1gGhttps://youtu.be/aDACorIaxNw?si=JJyTfI_aiFUuFjIshttps://youtu.be/srN1GsnBui8?si=1ZrIxwKG0MPITObd
>>129702625>album cover predicts your face when listening to it
>>129702534>>129702626Is "Stairway To Oven" also cool and not goofy in the slightest?
>>129702102...and died of AIDS.
what happened to the chuck schuldiner/hitler morph posterhaven't been here in 5 years
>>129702849I still see it posted, but not often.here
>>129702867all is well
>>129696545was absurd in the epstein files
How do they consistently make the most evil fucking music imaginable?
>>129696603yes and metal
>>129702549>Please grow up
do you like slav metal women? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVuqPui0t_M
>>129697102>>129697235Poseur Thrash
metal peaked 20 years ago
>>12970318030*
Everyone knows metal and arguably music peaked in 2010.
Rate my bass skills. For some reason the recording went mute after 1 minute. And I farted at 26 seconds.https://vocaroo.com/1afwLXa78sCv
>>12970330610/10no one can hear the bass live mate
>>129703343trve
>>129703306sorry, but thats horrible.
>>129703157guitar have 6 strings while bass have 4fuck off with this poser bullshit, go play a harp, bitch*0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0*
>>129703442the best death metal is made on 8 string
>>129703157god this modern trendy metal production and mixing is absolute cancerthe bass drum alone is enough to piss me off
>>129703464post it
>>129702956There would never have been an Epstein if Absurd got their way.
>>129703514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QjQ27rKdRY&list=PLILBWAuVJNw9BvhfmAJbSxv_h-rDOZ-M6they don't makem like they used to
>>129703157I bet she's a good fuck.
>>129701205Correct
>>129703157Way better than any of the female metal "musicians" out there.
>>129702549Pure black warfare was conducted on Varg's Arctic circle in the sweltering hot summer of '95
>>129703573>she
>>129696545posting non-incel stuffI'M A BATTERING RAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAM COMING THORUGH TO YOU
>>129701150You thought you cooked with this one, huh?
>>129703157That thing ain't cute
what should I expect?
>>129703740gay music
>>129703740furries
I shed a single solitary tear every time Kultur ends
>>129703758kwab
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3VI682XsAAJ1Eu.jpg
>>129701577Correct.
Currently listening
SOME SAY SHE'S NAIVE SHE'S A STUPID BITCH
THIS THREAD IS GAY
>>129703644So proud of you sister, heckin' valid!
IF YOU SQUEEZE MY LIZARDI'LL PUT MY SNAKE ON YOUI'M A ROMANTIC ADVENTUREAND I'M A REPTILE TOOBUT IT DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE'CAUSE I AIN'T GONNA BE EASY, EASYTHE ONLY TIME I'M GOING TO BE EASY IS WHEN I'MKILLED BY DEATHKILLED BY DEATHKILLED BY DEATH
>>129704520Song?
>>129704594Death - Living Monstrosity
Not a good look for metalheads
>>129704605Thanks dude
>>129704628having a 3 incher?
True Black Metal embodies the spirit of Wotan and by the transitive property the Führer
>>129704665especially the tripfags
>>129704628Long hair in current year?
>>129696545Almost done listening to this. Pike is a fucking monster when given free rein. I wonder if he'll ever release another album under the "Pike vs Automaton" project, because he should.
>>129705498Not metal.
>>129705532Nonsensical post.
>>129705563Shitty stoner rock album.
>>129705569It's stoner METAL you dunce.
stone n' roll
rollin' riffs
>>129704628is this a good look?
>>129705794No.
>>129703644Based
>>129696545Fun!
>>129705833What about this one?
>>129696545Old Man, look at my life
>>129705995This looks gay ass fuck.
>>129696545INTO CRYPT OF RAYSINTO CRYPT OF RAYSINTO CRYPT OF RAYSINTO CRYPT OF RAYS
>>129705971I see she likes Christian Death. But does she know whose lawn the crosses are burning on? Would she be happy to tell?
>>129696545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoDx8TyYLUYholy shit
>>129696530Based yungblood bringing back metal
>>129706113shut the FUCK up retard, before I RAPE you
>>129706012I like it, it's basically Dimmu Borgir
>>129706135that's gay
post the cringest album you enjoy
Dimmu BurgersEnsteakedBroththroneTchowderSaladiconSandwiching GlazeBoildom RiceCarpathian Foie-grasGorgonzola
>>129706276Probably that one
>>129706135DB fucking suck.
It's not my fault I'm pregnant and I love drugsWho caresFuck the baby, let it die
Which subgenre of death metal is the best
>>129696545>>129706854Based on the average albums being released in each subgenre lately, brutal death metal.
>>129706854Wiggerslam (wiggerslam is a subgenre of slam which in turn is a subgenre of brutal death metal). Also based album brother I'm currently listening to The Art of Self Defence. >>129696545
>>129706895Meant to quote >>129706870 ass well. Sorry I'm a bit high rn.
>>129706895>the best subgenre of death metal is the meme sub-sub-subgenre where they play very little death metal if ever
Idea: stoner doom/brutal death metal. Any bands like that?>>129706920Lol
>>129706897Why is she so fat now
>>129706960She's like 40 now, and she had a kid. (Poor kid.) Metal for aging alt/goth whores btw?
>>129706276>>129697968We've been over this.
>>129707007>please buy my old videos for dirt cheapbeyond grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEG8KWUpmRY
>>129697968Many such cases but if I had to pick one...
>>129707048Here's some cool ultra obscure shit for you:>https://totaldeathrecords1.bandcamp.com/track/waffentr-ger-luzifers-slut-of-hell>https://totaldeathrecords1.bandcamp.com/track/heretic-mr-chainsaw
>>129704665You know the Nsbm is gonna be good when they have micropenises
>>129706960It’s unironically because her ex that filmed all the original stuff with her became a junkie and he tried to rip off their dealer. His was found decapitated in a dumpster.
>>129707497any little excuse to get fat as fuck huh
>>129706135no, it's what dimmu borgir could have been without clean singing and opera and whatever else they put in
>>129707497imagine your life being wiggerslam lyrics
>>129707520Lol fuck yea
>>129707510kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRkSVWIso3UANTIKRISTUKSIEN ARMEIJAMETSÄSTÄÄ SIELUJALAITTOMUUDEN VÄÄRÄ KIRKKORAATELEE TOTUUDENLOPULLINEN VALEHTELIJAISTUU YLIMPÄNÄ TEMPPELISSÄVOIDELLUT TIETÄVÄT SENNYT ON AIKA VIIMEINENLOPPU ON TULOSSASE ON NURKAN TAKANAPAHOLAISEN MUSTA KÄSION KIINNI OVENKAHVASSAPORTTI HELVETTIIN ON AVOINNAPORTTI HELVETTIIN ON AVOINNA
>>129707572This seems like it would be much more enjoyable with a BAC 3 times over the legal limit
>>129707572God I love the finns.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIUXIJhkXE
We love fat fucks here albeit.
>>129707628do we tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE2sD4sccqI&list=OLAK5uy_kb33Yneh-ARympfnG1Ik7LndCFRBUJ-X4&index=7
fuck you nigga
metal?
>>129707771I have a few whipstriker tracks from a split they did with Evil Army and a coulpe of other bands and they were pretty good. Never really checked them out because they are one of those bands where most of their discography is spread out across a thousand splits. Do they have any standout releases? Should I just stick with the full lengths?
>>129707836damn he looks old, is he still going? I remember watching him in 2011
>>129707989
>>129696530where do you guys buy shirts? im in europe
>>129708031At shows or online
>>129707997Cool, I'll probably blast Crude Rock n Roll later.
>>129708034which site then
>>129708067Depends on the band you want to buy merch from. Just search the band name you like and "merch".
>>129708073i see i was planning on getting a bathory shirt thanks
>>129708031*inside* the shows or on their label's site is what I used to do. definitely not from the guys in wheelchairs on the freeway offramp in LA peddling low effort knockoffs
>>129708031Last few I got were Season Of Mist but the choice is kinda meh. Otherwise just bandcamp sometimes.
>>129708107fuck you bigot
>>129708236huh?
>>129696545more like holy moly!
>when my buddy puts on Mudoven in the jukebox
>>129709164lol
>>129709164Shit's too catchy. I feel like even the most anti-chud has to groove out to Back To Africa.
>>129707939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fncun4ObQk !
>>129710045You might not like it, but you have to admit it is metal.
>>129710045Vessel's vocals on this one really are something else.
>>129710080>>129710081the last minute is pure gold
>>129697968i fucking love ABBA
>>129706854caverncore or anything with Lovecraft autism
>>129706955Couple Skate/Haggus Split (2017)Phyllomedusa - Fijian Holiday
>>129709164this is the feller who will take our jobs, mate
how come peter tägtgrens pain gets to be on metal archives but rammstein don't
>>129710647rammstein is gay
>>129710667low t
>>129710647metal archives mods are the most elitist sweaty sweatlords alive in the metal community.you think this general is bad? MA mods are on par with reddit mods, if not worse
>>129710675whatever you say kiddo
>>129710691looks straight for germans
Pete, can i hear your kick drums, please?
>>129710691DU HAST
>rammstein is now in their 60s they are 40 in my head
>>129710675that too
>Metalcore>thinly disguised RAC posing as Black Metal>the sames albums over and over>they all suckwhy are these threads so shit?
Nobody actually listens to this nigger and AI posts these threads
>>129711067Healthy board culture
>over one day old threadThis general is dead
>>129710647I like how they have White Zombie but not Rob Zombie
>>129711209WPWW
>>129711196metal is at a low point
this thread is slower than any Funeral Doom album
>>129711196>>129711345>>129711504threads are always slower when the OP is shitty
>>129711599These threads are just always slow now.It also slows down towards the end of the thread as the said shitty OPs wait for it to hit 310 so they can force their shitty OP.
>>129710944feuer frei is the better jam imho
>>129711874
>>129711880Lad you are so fucking early.
>>129711886if we build it they will come
>>129711762ratthew drove most of the good posters away>>129711894no it will get deleted as soon as the janny sees it
>>129712395Kekky did more damage than Ratthew but both were the peak of schizospam that killed it, among several others.
>>129712451>werekektor might be gone but ratthew is still here regularly
Jute Gyte anyone?
>>129712605The thread was dead before the cucktor left, and he still pops up in much the same way he did all the other times he claimed "I was never here lmao mindbroken", just actually rare thank fuck.
>>129698082source?
Hitlero-Vikernesian metal
Metalhead delusion lmao
these less than 20 replies will take at least 12 hourslmaoing@the state of this general
>>129713229only dead /meal/ is real
Bump.
Nope, i'm not going to bail you guys out this time. you need to make good metal posts to reach the bump limit
Satan is a friend of mine
>>129713435This guy thinks he's the only poster here.
>>129713440Satan more like Gaytan lmoa
>>129713450prove that xhe isn't
>>129713490>lmoalaugh my ovaries away?
>>129713496When you take your meds you will have all the proof you need.
why did no one tell me melodic metalcore was fucking based
>>129713528that cover looks like butt metal brah brah
>>129713503new
>>129709164Trying to stop that thing looks like a good way to get your wrist broke
>>129701300HEIL
>>129713440Whatever you say
>>129713702Cringe
I guess we already have a new>>129711874>>129711874>>129711874
>>129713741>>129713741>>129713741New
>>129703923>1 day ago>still up
