First Fragment reigns supreme EditionOld: >>129741157FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
real thread, no fat nigger on the opBLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129748510>no fat nigger on the opJust as Baal intended, back to basicsSpeaking of, anything that came out after this is bullshit
>>12974851020 years and they still kick ass
>>129748530BASED
>>129748510kill yourself
BLASTING (real)
8th for rip kaevum
>>129748537Cuck metal
>>129748530not metal; also>true pioneers of occult rockJacula and Black Widow would like a word>>129748565and nothing of value was lost
Forest (NEW)>>129747155
>>129748543Mah niggah
>>129748561it's ok
>>129748588just looked up Wicked woman bass tab yesterday, not long ago someone thankfully uploaded a playthrough on youtubegonna try learning it
>>129748593This band was a good gateway but I haven't even touched them in like 8 years probably. Anything worth hearing?
>>129748510>>129748561We love neoclassical metal here!
>>129748633Yeah, their early stuff, since they haven't deviated from the formula an inch
>>129748476why didn't you link your last.fm this time bro?
>>129748668Because he deleted it a month ago. That was a sad day for the shitheap.
>>129748675KWAB
>>129748579>JaculaPrimitive atmospheric dollar-store halloween shit for all the dungeon synth nerds to jizz themselves to, truly innovative work in the art of bullshitting and filling an entire album with intermission tracks, coven made ACTUAL music for once>Black Widow70s gay theatre kid shit, also, ain't that the band that made sabbath drop the occultist act from paranoid and onward? Kek
>>129748686>wah wah wah wah hey sure
>>129748561>>129748510
>le brutal thrash
>>129748686>>129748693Take it to /trad/ nobody cares about this shit here
>>129748710>/trad/Coven is not metal
>>129748698was actually really disappointed by this and converge is the only -core band i'd pay to watch
>>129748718Not very good music either lmaohttps://youtu.be/piMk0TP914k?si=ruMUIJ3aFbRiqnuB
VVarma ᛋter, ᛋatanic
>>129748733well yeah but that's besides the point
>>129748723i'm on my 2nd listen. there are some worthwhile riffs but i haven't been blown away.
>>129748561
>>129748733It's got SOVL, nigga
>>129748754I'm white and it's just bad music
>>129748754>>>/mu/
>>129748748its not terrible or anything, just very unremarkablegive when forever comes crashing a listen for converge at their best
>>129748759Do the aryan genes make you a sommelier or something?
>>129748776roger that will do.
>>129748767FUCK
>>129748786Don't try to make Coven being shit into a racial issue, poptimist
>>129748786Dunno but go share your shitty rock music somewhere else mate
>>129748798>Racial issueEveryone's racist here man, no need to overcomplicate things>>129748810Where else to do that but /metal/? The home of shitty rock music
>>129748845>I dislike this place and the music discussed in itFuck off then>>>/mu/
>>129748845>Everyone's racist here manSpeak for yourself you pointless chud
>>129748510
>Being racist makes me special bro >No I totally dont have insecurities and nothing else special about me except that i'm racist/nationalistThe average nsbm fan, not like rabm retards are any better
>>129748937We should all go back to nature-worshipping, misanthropic black metal. Everyone gets a cabin in the woods or the equivalent their particular biome will allow and we never speak to or see eachother again.
>>129748960that will be bad for the economy though
>>129748974fuck you and your economy
>>129748960>>129748991Agreed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNUwqD9wzgg
>>129748960>Everyone gets a cabin in the woods or the equivalent their particular biome will allowAll the Africans in this thread are gonna STARVE
Saturday morning cringe
>>129748753this has some slight TBDM influence, good album
>>129749003They've been living in mud huts in the middle of country-wide flats of bare nothingness for millenia, I think they'll be fine
for me? it's redneck hard rock
>>129748686>and filling an entire album with intermission tracks, coven made ACTUAL music for onceCoven's not metal debut had a 13 minute track of chanting to pad out their lack of songs (and complete lack of metal songs)
>>129749087let's not keep discussing music that is neither metal nor good in this general please
>>129748937Stop forcing yourself on others. Take a hint.
>>129749126>Stop forcing yourself on othersBut anon, he sympathizes with the receiving end
>>129749126Ad hominen.
>>129749126nazis kill yourselves
>>129748937Surface level midwit opinion from a tourist. In the trash it goes
>>129749172>>129749141
>>129749172>>129749149
>>129749141Very topical.
>It's beginning to look a lot like reddit
>>129749193BASED AS FVCK
>If you're not a nazi you're redditMore fallacies, this one is called a false dichotomy.
chuds on life supporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdkdR92a7dU
>Poison the Well releases a new album after 17 years>immediately overshadowed by Neurosis surprise dropping a new album the same day lol!
Anything worthwhile come out this year so far? pic not related
>>129749276this shit is just as gay ngl
>>129749276Oh no, I think I'm fucking off-ACK!
>>129749283Nothing as we said last thread. Maybe something worthwile from Noevdia.
>>129749280we only care about poison idea here
>>129749283New Monstrosity is aight
>>129749283Daemon should've been the death of Mayhem. That album should've destroyed what little credibility and likeableness they still had, after the best songwriter the band ever had fucked off and they started pandering to the revivalists and cashing out on old, frankly bad live recordings. But they sure knew how to capture the zoomer marked, enamoured with the early years and sound of a style that is just old enough for them to idealize but not so old that they would feel instinctively rebellious against. Oh well.
>>129749283Feels like 2026 will be even worse than last year.I'm crossing my fingers the new "Forest" album releases this year and is more than decent.
>>129749342I thought Teloch and Ghul did fairly well with Esoteric Warfare, though it's a watering down of Ordo ad Chao.
>>129749283Pic related, while his worst album since his sophomore, is still better than anything else released so far>>129749348>Feels like [current year] will be even worse than [previous year].That's been the case without fail for a solid decade now, why should it be any different this time?
>>129749364Yeah, it was a decent if, as you say, watered down follow-up to what is perhaps Mayhem's greatest album along with DMDS but when they realised their forces combined couldn't make up for the loss of Blasphemer they defaulted to shitting out generic Euronymous riffs, and the kiddies ate. That. Shit. Up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a3d2aWccCQ
Fucking awful thread
>>129749283Picrel. Talk about a comeback
>>129749505not nazi enough for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVdxWsS_UdQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVdxWsS_UdQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVdxWsS_UdQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVdxWsS_UdQ
>>129749582The anti-nazis are even more insufferable tbqh ya
>>129749640spoken like a proper chud
>>129749650Case in point
>>129749283
>>129749660kill yourself
>>129749737you've done this already you senile chud
>>129749276How's Jello doin-ACK!
Why is 99% of metal chud musick?
>>129749843no real irl repercussions
>>129749868>>129749699Why are you trolling a /metal/ thread?
>>129749876Telling nazis to kill themselves is never trolling, even when it is. It obeys a moral imperative, even when done ironically.
>>129749892Shalom.
>>129749892Correct.
>>129749672>>129749369The gothic-style vocals actually work with whatever other genres are here, nice. 7/10
>>129749921Nazis must be eradicated, and so must Israel
>>129749369>That's been the case without fail for a solid decade nowIn total, yes it looks that way. The average music will often be average, and smother what's underground or overlooked in its time. >why should it be any different this time?One baseless theory I have is that 2020's lockdowns, and the many historic events since then, have given many people a kick in the ass to make compelling underground metal, and also shifted the focus of metal fans further to online spaces where "scenes" of bands sprinkled across the world can coalesce.But I think with 2025 and now 2026 you're seeing that urgency and burst of inspiration running out. We'll see if this year inspires good metal in 2027.
>>129749369>while his worst album since his sophomoreBut enough about Exuvia
>>129749962Sounds like something a Nazi would say.
>>129749983Nobody asked
>>129750008He literally asked, and you should ask your family for forgiveness.
Christians must be eradicated, and so must muslims
>>129750015Don't care, shut the hell up nerd
>driving dad to his home since he broke his foot>celtic frost comes on playlist>"hmmm, anon this sounds like metallica">fucking bathory comes on after>"you're fucking with me right, this is metallica"I love my dad but he literally listens to nothing but metallica and therefore thinks any metal music is just "metallica"this is why they are a 60+ boomer band.
>>129749983>In total, yes it looks that way.It *is* that way>2020's lockdownsThe lockdowns were a brief period six years ago. Shit's been steadily downhill for a decade now. >We'll see if this year inspires good metal in 2027.It won't
>>129750036>listens to nothing but metallica>can't fucking tell murkan overproduced thrash from primeval european raw black metalbro ur dad is rarted
>>129750045he is sometimes, but he is a good person and i love him.
>>129749962>>129750023Correct.
HEIL ________
>>129750000nazis never did a thing to harm the dumb fucking holy land the god damned cowards>>129750055fair enough, rarted people deserve love too, on the whole
>>129750064Varg
>>129750064Snorre
>>129750064TRINITYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKma7vcsgr4
>>1297500825/10
>>129750068>retards deserve love on their holeanon I never
>>129750055Good lad.
this album is really fuckin gooooood
>>129750064
>>129750090I'd say 6.5/10. Still miles above the 0/10 and -1/10 releases that followed
>>129750093Why are metalheads like this?
https://www.last.fm/user/Only_Perception
>>129750117Get a sense of whimsy, or die.
>>129750145Why are you cringe?
>>129750168Instead of changing for the better since you can't change the world around you, you choose to remain alive in this world you hate and be miserable about it.
>>129749524Indeed. Listening through a second time and I am really enjoying it. I haven't gone through their discography in a while to see where it stacks. Definitely higher than the last two, that's for sure.
>>129750196You are cringe.
>>129750232And happier than you
>>129750236Nah you're a loser.
>>129750242Are you upset because you, as a retard, don't get any love in your hole?
>>129750256Case in point.
>>129749672>>129749944I feel the same about the more gothic tones represented. While my favorites of theirs are Unlock the Shrine and Blood Vaults, this one is not quite there, but a different kinda vibe.>>129749283>pic relatedIt sure is overbloated, but I can't help but have a smile on my face and appreciate the earnestness in which this band plays it. "The Night Has Fangs" is my song of the year so far.https://youtu.be/Xw02IQgL-74?si=dGq2LFS1p3L4XV73
>>129750295forgot mah pic
>>129749283The new Iron Firmament was worth a listen or two imo
I can't take cassette people seriously
>>129749283New Fossilization record is pretty killer.
https://youtu.be/La_8ws3Pn-I?si=tENAFLCrya21T4rn
>>129749283Trelldom's return two years ago should've been a disaster and instead turned out to be one of the most memorable and refreshing experiences of 2024, so I'm pretty hyped about their upcoming album. Conversely, Lantlos's return was such a hilarious and unpredicable disaster that I'm looking forward to his next one just for the comedic value
>>129750357based
>>129748510https://youtu.be/WhU9ihQabv4?si=uIKvtMrfkWqQtR3Fhttps://youtu.be/hF-QqKiT1bI?si=rKcte8jfUmF8nrnDhttps://youtu.be/ghNcDH9QDTg?si=VO-pujWXR0Oga-Crhttps://youtu.be/BsBDrD3nV5E?si=nnrSO1DtjgW4F8KGhttps://youtu.be/4JsEqyonNqM?si=mLhIR_nO2QFuRcXyhttps://youtu.be/2KWpuVrRek4?si=BWSUJgCLV9UVDRQJhttps://youtu.be/MKJNbSKOoFw?si=x_RAnmcbar-Yqrlo
>>129750510Not metal.
>>129750510Incredible: Not one metal song in seven links
I can't beat it bros...I always go back to the booze doesnt matter how long or hard I try to quit
>>129750559Not metal.
Whats up you Kristian Vikernes worshipping cunts xD Find better role models. Honestly..
I haven't been here in a while: What were y'all's AOTY 2025? Mine was pic related, though there weren't a lot of particularly good choices I'm afraid. I was pleasantly surprised by ...And Ocean's The Regeneration Itinerary, though, which unlike the other two comeback albums managed to be distinct and memorable. Same goes for Ethereal Horizons, which felt closer to the Memoria Vetusta series than to the Disharmonium twins (I really thought they were going to go for another trilogy there...). There was also Strigiform's Aconite and Coroner's unexpected and not unwelcome return, but sadly not much else worth remembering.
the chud is falseflagging as a retard to make the antinazis look bad (also his name is Louie the Hidden One, don't deadname the Count)
>>129750559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwdwZ80uinw
Varg is a genius
Serbian AI metal... Saturday?!?
>>129750618This would've been undisputably true in 1999. Disputably true in 2010. Utterly false now. His good albums were all a fluke.
UP THE DJ DOGMUCHER AND BAN ALL BEARDY WEIRDYS WHO STABBED DECENT PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
Needy dog nutters are weak af :)
>>129750341i member asking my cousin who the actual fuck is buying tapes in 2026 before remembering she runs a record label that publishes tapes lol
>>129750746>she
>>129749283I've been on a retard slam/grind kick and this one really hits the spot. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *clangclangclangclangclangclangclang*
>>129750746Vinyl I get, it's a nice object all things considered, bigger art, and people swear up and down it sounds better (in all my years of listening to all kinds of music the format has never appeared to me to make nearly as much of a difference in the quality of sound as the tool being used to play it has, and in equal conditions a CD and a record are exactly as good), but cassettes are inexcusable. It's 100% retro fetish. Cassettes were supposed to be an awkward but necessary alternative to not having music at all, and they were meant to be transitory. The tape is extremely unreliable and delicate, the sound is palbably worse, and the art is a fucking joke. Commodity fetishism and nothing more, I swear to fuck
>>129750766whaddya think of pic rel>>129750767yeah cassettes were great for cheap and accessible demos back when making and distributing them actually meant something and made a difference, now not so much
>>129750759yes, she's unironically a very pretty goth lady>>129750767basically what i said to her.vinyl is inconvenient but a argument can be made they are more collectable (if your into that gay shit) and its a whole experience of cleaning the vinyl, setting up the speed of the turntable, letting the album pop as it gets started, etc.tapes sound worse, are inconvenient as a portable music solution AND you cant rip them easily.they are pointless.
>>129750785I only ever listened to their first one but I remember it being pretty good, will add to my list
>>129750523Stoner Rock (subgenre of heavy metal)Industrial MetalNu MetalGothic MetalFunk Metal
>>129750819Pointless and extremely popular among people who are too young to even remember them becoming obsolete, nevermind why. >>129750829>Stoner Rock (subgenre of heavy metal)Stoner metal is a style of metal. Stoner rock is rock. How is this even debatable?>>129750829>Nu Metal>Gothic Metal>Funk MetalNone of those are metal. Adding the word "metal" to it doesn't make it metal.>Industrial MetalManson fucking wishes. Even Ministry managed to be more metal than Manson, and Ministry's not metal.
>>129750848Slight amendment: Gothic metal sure is a thing, but that shit ain't it.
>>129750618Correct.
>>129750819what label
>>129750618Incorrect.
>>129750869>dox your good looking female family member to people who will 100% email for foot picsno.
>>129750819>are inconvenient as a portable music solutionToday, yes, but not before you were born.
>>129750899I love how much determination and passion you put in this irrelevant non-argument
>>129750819>they are pointlessjust like your posts lmao
>>129750898>make up some bullshit>prove it>erm I won't dox her!yeah OK retard, why even post all that shit, no one fucking cares
>>129750829All metal.
>>129751049>>129751041why are you replying to my posts then dumb dumbs
>>129751041>>129751049consider suicide
>>129751056Incorrect.
It’s officially demo o’clockhttps://youtu.be/F8vxXk60344
>>129751108it's 41' past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK3HUTNJX0This bands get up is one of the more schizophrenic I've seen.
Me and all my friends faces when listening to metal
>>129751198He looks so uncomfortable surrounded by beautiful women. Really makes you think
>>129751209There's too many for him clearaly
>>129751064>>129751069seething idiot
>>129751205>CorrectAlright: Varg is not a genius. There: I corrected as you demanded.
>>129751198Troonxistercels….we will never experience the glory of NSBM
>>129751229clueless clown>>129751224I agree, nazis are manlets
>>129748506Thank you
>>129751247>t.
>>129751326>;_; n-no, uFeel better yet, li'l nazi boy?
>>129751334Seething idiot
>>129751349clueless clown
>cassettes sound like shitProbably the same people listening to low-fi NSBM demos and wondering why their epic Nazi music isn't pressed on vinyls records
>>129751231He's a genius when it comes to being an intentional idiot. Now do you feel stupid?
>>129750848Im sorry none of that is shitty enough to fit with your gay definition of metal
>None of those are metal. Adding the word "metal" to it doesn't make it metal.Who let the dunce use the village iPad again
>>1297512476’1” tall actually and blasting my new Aktion T4 record
Metal is a feeling
>>129751198Rodential post.
>>129751240It's the oppositeOnly troons gain enjoyment out of NSBM
>>129750819>they are pointlessUnlike the top of your head
Heill Óðinn!Sæll Óðinn!
>>129751651Black Metal is inherently Wagnerian and Hitlero-Wotanic
>>129750036My brother-in-law said this when I was listening to Aspid. The fact it wasn't in english didn't clue him in.
>>129751601was thinking the same thing
Cryptic Shit
Why is it so much better than anything that came after?
>>1297517855/10 album.>much better than anything that came afterCorrect.
>>129751688Can't argue with those digits.
>>129751444It's alright
bought the Judas Priest ticket
>>129751508Based AF
>>129751854Buy an ad
>>129751438I do feel a bit stupider after every interaction that we have, anon. I didn't think it could be that contagious, but here we are.
>>129751508That's manlet behaviour no matter how tall you are, pencil dick
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
poster above me has aids
>>129751875>anonSorry but you were already dumb to begin with.
>>129751688The only thing more patent than your impotence is your pointlessness
>>129751508HEIL
>HEIL
is there a more generic band than aktion t4?
>>129751854Only times I saw them live, Downing and Tipton were playing.
>>129751869another bot post
Caller of the Storms
>>129751912Why do you type like a bitch
>>129751911That was such a clever and witty response! You must feel so proud! Go along, run and tell your playmates about the "sick burn" you just gave a stranger on the internet, I'll wait.
Collector of the Bicycles
Uh oh melty
>>129751935Hard to say, all NSBM sounds exactly the fucking same>>129751969Giving up just like that, huh? Typical nazi.
Blaphemy mogs your meme NS bands, OUGH
*ahem**adjusts tie**grabs microphone stand with both hands*FUCKING SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>129751928Based Daffy
>>129751977If you think every person is this "anon" you're either brain-damaged or really really stupid. Just sayin'.
Blasphemy were NS before NSBM was even a thing. Yet they have a hulking brack guy in the band. Curious.
>>129752039Blasphemy are not political
Now that the dust has settled and big H deleted his 'fm, what is the new exemplar, /metal/ council approved last.fm account?
>>129752037You refer to anyone here as anon, anon. Is this your first day on the internet?
>>129752064Rick Beato's last.fm account
>>129752061All art is inherently political, you sweet summer chud
top 3 all time best metal bands:1. Judas Priest2. Death3. whatever, who cares
>>129752039a) Factually wrongb) So were the Sex Pistols, if using nazi imagery equals being NSc) It's a shock tactic, not an honest manifestation of a political beliefd) Eat a dick
>>129752039He's a virulent anti-Semite
>>129752075Gaahl's WYRD, that way you'll have all gay bands on the top 3
>>129751785I don't agree, but damn is it good.
>>129752074>chudthat's a zesty word
>>129752088That's why he's our nigga
>>129751969Ratsissy, you're typing the exact same way as him.
>>129752039>1987
>>129752074This is what metaphysically challenged people think.
>>129752102The whole thread is in a pretty gay state right now, I thought it'd fit :(
>>129752129Nono, you do
>>129752126>believes in metaphysicstypical chud
>>129752126Metaphysically retarded people virtue-signal and post about "punching le natzees" on the /metal/ thread of the music board of 4chan.org
>>129752064https://www.last.fm/user/Permafrostt
>>129752154have you taken your pills today, dear
>>129752126Correct.
>>129749505Correct
>>129752157>"So fragile is the earthly domain of human life. Much it wriggles in agony."
wanted to ask if any of you have read Rob Halford's book but I'm actually amazed you are even being able to post herefucking chimps
>>129752154>virtue-signalIt is always correct to punch a nazi, even if you're a piece of shit with no other redeeming qualities.
>>129752184These guys are married and own houses
HEILL TOM G WARRIOR AND HIS ÖÖÖUGHH
>>129752184who posted that terrible quote on top of that picture of my and my brother in christ leaving church two sundays ago
>>129752184Based as fuck though
>>129752210HYEAHH
>>129752195Shalom.
>>129752195>t.
>>129752222CHECKED
Ngl bros I miss lurking on Hec's profile. Good recs
>>129752224>>129752227Extremely cerebral comebacks as usual, dear chuds
>>129752195>even if you're a piece of shit with no other redeeming qualitiesYeah, them antifa niggers do be like that
>>129752242Glad we agree. Punch a nazi today.
>>129752236>>129751969
>>129752250>>129752236
>>129751688
>>129752236Correct.
>>129752246Not punching myself like a retard mane, I'll leave the self-harm to you anon, you know, for when you're blasting your little RABM playlist while your uncle's raping ya, take care kek
>>129752246I do, my friends and I box every week
>>129752195Correct.
>>129752271Which one is the Nazi? Hope they're the ones getting punched more.
>>129752270Whoa dude don't use all your clever comebacks in one post, you know it takes you a week to respond to most stimuli
>>129752271oh is that what you call it lmoa
>>129752270>maneniggerspeak
>>129752282>You don't refresh the page constantly and respond fast enoughIf you don't got nothing better to do on a saturday, that's none of my business, little chuddy
>>129752302Gotta throw 'em a curveball, niggerman!
>>129752222ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜGGGHHHH
>>129752305The irony of your post will be as lost in your skull as any other kind of thought you could possibly have
>>129751626KEK
Is this /metal/?
>>129752331I'm unsure
>>129752331Yes.
>>129752305On the one hand, that greentext has fuckall to do with what I said, so congrats on being even less literate than I first assumed, and on the other hand, I'm actually going to go watch a film in a bit. Looking forward to that. I'm sure you'll be happy to have the thread all for yourself ya wee nazi honeybee, bzz bzz
>>129748510https://youtu.be/LTrk4X9ACtw
>>129752340Honeybees are great and literally produce liquid candy
>>129752346hector approved
>>129752340try not you let your diabetes get the better of you, kvnty
>>129752340>On the one hand, that greentext has fuckall to do with what I saidOh really? I don't listen to fags all too well, my bad G>I'm actually going to go watch a film in a bitGay porn ain't cinema anon, I'm sure you'll keep on lurking this thread regardless, like the little bottom-feeding little gremling chud you are
>>129748490>>129748490>>129748490
Can't wait for this thread to fucking die
NIGGER
>>129752387uncalled for
