Abyssal editionOLD: >>129748490FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>129758143
>>129758143>CUNT!!
>>129758130Isn't it about time these fuckers release something new?
Krallice owns
>>129758209What, real estate?
would you go see poppy
>>129758227my grandfather died before I was born
>>129758227yes I would go kneel at the feet of the queen of metal
Your honest thoughts on : OpethDream Theater
>>129758227If she were asking me to bone backstage after the show, sure, under any other pretenses or circumstances, fuck no!
>>129758273>OpethI still like them. they're never gonna release anything as good as their 2000s stuff again, but I still enjoy them.>Dream Theater90s stuff is fine, haven't been able to get into them since then tho
>>129758273Used to be decent, aren't anymore.Were always terrible.
Okay, wow.
>>129758249Better than Hero
>>129758273>Gay>& Gayer
>>129758299poppy carries this. the song sucks
>>129758299The Michael Jackson impersonator market is booming!
>>129758273>OpethEarly stuff is an amazing blend of swedish-style melodic death metal and british death doom, even back then they displayed some very '70s proggy elements. Their latter stuff is also really cool, and pretty unique for its time. They managed not to lose the heaviness for quite a while as the prog began to dominate. It helps that I like prog, though. Everything after Ghost Reveries, or perhaps starting there, suffers from Steven Wilson's Sameness syndrome and isn't worth anyone's time.>Dream TheaterNonentity. No thoughts at all. Pointless band.
>>129758262who is that man?
>>129758306Many such cases.
>>129758313yer da
>and all the stones I've thrown>they come back twice as strong>and all the stones I've thrown>tell me that nothing lasts
>>129758273Used to listen to them a lot when I was younger. DT is cheesy to me now, good musicians though. First albums are fine. Opeth I still like some of the old stuff, more than DT
>It helps that I like prog, though.
>>129758337Yes, that's part of my post. Did you get too excited and hit reply before actually writing a reply?
>>129758273foid "metal"neckbeard "metal"
bought the judas priest ticket
>>129758361>>129758301>>129758337Wonder what these posters shitting on prog listen to, my guess is death metal or grindcore
Lauren Hart of Arch Enemy
>>129758361what the fuck is a foid
>>129758381fuck off simp
>>129758379corekids
>>129758381More like Lauren Hart-breaker, wow!
>>129758379NSBM, naturally
I think Knocked Loose are the next big festival headliners in metal
>>129758403HEIL
being a chud is the most non-metal thing you could be. go listen to jelly roll
>>129758403
>>129758418IGE NACHT
>>129758423Disingenuous post.
>muh prog
>It's beginning to look a lot like reddit...
>>129758445How, chud?
rate my taste out of 10
>muh hale hetler
https://youtu.be/BqcncnBWsio?si=5jwXPXA8nR1_NvoG
>>129758465am I crazy or is there not a single metal band there
>>129758491ffaa, shadow of intent, and trivium are on the archives
>>129758495Not metal.
>>129758465The coreshit bands are not even good coreshit.
>>129758466Such an uneven but ultimately charming album>>129758495I missed Trivium somehow, and don't know the other two. What the "archives" say however has fuckall to do with whether they're metal or not.
>>129758495>it's on muuh metallum archvivium XDso are Wongraven, Lord Wind, Mortiis, Deep Purple, Budgie, Rush, etc
Finally a good thread
>>129758567>Posts 59
I coomed so hard it sprayed everywhere and made me go cross eyed.Slayer
>>129758586hope some of it got in your mouthMetallica
black metal kinda sucks. death metal is better
>>129758660Leave the hall
>>129758635no but sometimes some end up in my hair and on my face and sometimes dribbles down to my mouthDeath
death metal kinda sucks. black metal is better
>>129758670hotMegadeth
>>129758635Yeah, I hope some of it gets in my mouth tooMeggerdeth
>>129758749Megagay
to be honest lads I wish I looked like young Dave
to be honest lads I wish I looked like Poppy
>>129758235kek
to be Dave, youngs, I wish Poppy lads looked like honest
Poster above me is a massive faggot
Poster above me is gay and has aids.
Poster below me is a submissive bottom. For me. I am the dom in this scenario.
has anyone heard Ellefson’s other band. any good?
Don't reply to this post if you're low IQ
Best thread ever
>>129759137looks like sloppa
>>129759175Correct.
reply to this post if you're low IQ
>>129759175based!
Anyone going to the Decibel tour this year? If anyone goes to the Portland show I'll buy you a drink.
>>129759197I love death metal and grindrcore
>>129758273Opeth got me into heavier music so I still have a soft spot for themDream Theater are overhated, their early albums are classics and their new ones were decent
Post your last.fm lads I wanna see that taste
>>129759353NSBM, supreme king of faggotry
>>129758273Edge of Sanity > OpethFates Warning >>> Dream Theater
>>129759379why would I have one of those
>>129759385That's a retarded comparison
>>129759385I always found EoS and Swano's other projects to be generic. What do you like about this band?
>>129759385>Edge of SanityMikael sings on their most popular album
HEIL
>>129759400I think he just wanted to be controversial and namedropped the obvious "proggy" DM band with some ties to Opeth as if that's enough of a basis for comparison
>>129759350you totally would not drug and rape me
>>129759400>genericWho else besides Opeth or Death was doing prog death at the time?His solo album is like Rush playing death metal
>>129759413AND DOPPELBOCKLIQUEUR
>>129759379My taste is too good for you peasants
>>129759399Which one?
>>129759433Shut up Permafrostt
>>129759427That album would be better without the clean vocals
>>129759427Pan.Thy.Monium, Afflicted, Creepmime, Misanthrope, arguably Sadist and Amorphis
>>129759413worst track on the album yawn
>>129758143japanese metalcore, we love that here
>>129759444Literally who
>>129759435first one; I don't care about fates or dt>>129759455no, you
>>129759455thats Internecine Iatrogenesis
>>129759458As the day stops deadAt the place where we're lostI will drug you and fuck youOn the permafrost
>>129759350>nu-topsy live
Shots fired!
>>129759451This anon knows the good stuff
>>129759472gesundheit>>129759485>dramawho cares
>>129759472the opening minute mogs the entirety of Ravin thoughbeit
>>129759485Based as shit.
>>129759502I think the album is too short not to be uniformly good, and it's very, very good
>>129759502Nah that's the worst part of Synarchy, Hec would agree with me
>>129759379
>>129759514How's the transition going?
>>129759511except for the insta-skip that is Ravin>>129759513that just proves that your take is shit and wrong
>>129759511Brainlet take. Bet you like The long Defecate>>129759529Ad hominem
>>129759541>"I think person would agree with me and that means I'm right B)">actually that proves you're a retard>"WTF YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S CHEAP"About on par for Synarchy-IQ
>>129759451Cool I'm familiar with Afflicted and Amorphis but not the others
>>129759529>>129759541you need to relax
>>129759553Hec may be a faggot sometimes but he knows Synarchy better than any of us do.>the album is too short not to be uniformly goodWow great critique, you'd fit right in on rym
>>129759541>Brainlet take. Bet you like The long DefecateMan, someone's willing to discuss music that you like with you, something that everyday becomes more and more of a rarity here, and you sperg out like that? Regardless, I was quite disappointed with The Long Defeat. Maybe if you were more pleasant to be around I'd discuss it with you.>>129759529>except for the insta-skip that is RavinNah, noting to skip from that album, not even the noisy first minute. I think it's excellent.
>>129759599>Hec may be a faggot sometimes but he knows Synarchy better than any of us dodoesn't stop him being a retard, and frankly I suspect I've listened to it more than himalso I'm not the one who said uniformly good shit, so invest in some meds
>>129759481pleb
>NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT METAL THIS GENERAL IS GONE TO SHIT>I have this opinion about this album>WOW LOW IQ REDDIT TAKE LOL WHY DON'T YOU GO TO RYM PLEB LMAO
>>129759620Understanding an album is more important than the number of times you’ve listened to it.>>129759604Another post with no substance, anyway what's your favorite track on Synarchy and why?
>>129759663You squandered the opportunity to have a pleasant talk about Synarchy. Settle with flinging shit back and forth with >>129759620
>>129759663the only thing he understands is how to sniff his own farts
>>129759651Try /reddit/ if you're looking for people to agree with.
>>129759676>WOW LOW IQ REDDIT TAKE LOL WHY DON'T YOU GO TO RYM PLEB LMAO
>>129759686I didn't tell you to go to RYM.
>>129759673You're not that important faggot, and you type like a queer>I was quite disappointed >Maybe if you were more pleasantAs for me my favorite track on Synarchy is the title track. Flawless structure, phrases and transitions between parts.
>>129759485>DEM FEEL THREATEN BY MI PRESENCE AND TING
>>129759735Cool story bro
Two hidden posts
>>129759912Only a Varg and Chuck hater could come up with this
Why are metalheads like this?
Not a good look
>>129759940>VargNo one mentioned him.
>>129758143https://youtu.be/s88r_q7oufE?si=2AYrdZYBBRwi8Zvyhttps://youtu.be/9ygsixNsPSc?si=kZ2hY1JNngtp6kfVhttps://youtu.be/gRvo4x6pdZI?si=ICeM_HyGIxnKv-eHhttps://youtu.be/9d4ui9q7eDM?si=XlEQGlTwQKLSlOXihttps://youtu.be/2EJf7yQCtGA?si=TZ2bbgs96MJnt9_Zhttps://youtu.be/5R682M3ZEyk?si=ge9DPIkcTdfs4icThttps://youtu.be/pdSPKDGcYvk?si=JnnLfDmKu3k1Ly2r
Not metal
>>129759940lol what the fuck does hiding louie have to do with this
>>129759959Just to be clear: you're male?
>>129758143From various Noevdia artists like Deathspell and Abigor. I overlooked this album.https://nedxxx.bandcamp.com/album/nedxxx
>>129760000
>>129760027I am, in all respects, biological, sociological, gender- and sex-wise infinitely more of a Man than anyone else in this thread, especially you, could ever dream to be
Metalheads have to be the most musically illiterate bunch, never once do they explain why something isn't metal
>>129760027why, wanna fuck
>>129760062someone's angwy their favowite band isn't metawl
Prog metal - 130 IQBlack metal - 120 IQDeath metal - 110 IQThrash metal - 100 IQPower metal - 90 IQGrindcore - 80 IQ
Tier lists of any kind - 37 IQ
>>129759993>>129760023Varg haters are homosexuals
>>129760098Correct.
>>129760126still too much of a stretch, homie
>>129760062Correct
>>129760078Correct.
Ehnahre
>>129760062If you need it explained to you, it's because you're not, and never will be, a Metalhead.
>>129760126Correct.And so are Chuck fanboys.
Bros where do you get music posters from?
>>129760308I don't.
>>129760308what is this, the '00s
>>129760324yesMy room WILL have music posters and anime postersMy room WILL be a time capsuleI don't give a frickin heck if it isn't cool or if it isn't heckin le sigma alpha
>>129760337>heckin le sigma alphaSpeaking like this, even ironically, should be a bannable offense.
>>129760308Print out your own. It's never been easier to plaster your walls in posters.
>>129760364It's NOT shitposting if it's ironic
>>129760380Retard. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Bump.
>>129760573you bump......but why?
>>129758130I hate how there's a resurgence in alt culture, it's like the new norm due to insta tumblr and especially tiktok.A good 10 years ago I never saw as many "goths" especially among women it's prevalent. They want embody the goth gf archetype https://youtu.be/qQcv3f2G3rw?si=7220TV3tOMmPoC6Ghttps://youtu.be/ONuQVIRdBu8?si=FImB1IsBmdKqqA7Y
>>129760624Wow, who gives a shit
>>129760624Not metal.
>>129760624Kill yourself.
>>129760308I hope you're an adult and frame your posters.
>>129760624>caring about this sort of decadent endeavoursare you maychancehaps a homosexuelle
It’s truly incredible that one man can riff so hard that no matter what band covers his songs they sound amazing
>>129760624How can "alt" be the new norm you retard
>>129760660>mishmash hodgepodge of symbols from like five different mythologieswhy can't nazis make up their damned minds
>>129760662Its simple to understand really just how right is the new left etc
>>129760691>right is the new leftyou won't see a more retarded post only because jannies deleted them
>>129760640It is, it's literally related to metal sub culture i saw a few threads ago someone complaining about celebs wearing metal merch
>>129760705Not metal.
Kill yourself you retarded tripfag
Hajdukhttps://youtu.be/ihqi_Ogo43Y
>>129760712
where the fuck did this nebulous nonce come from and can he fuck off back to wherever it is please
>>129760740What are these Bulg-Aryans talking about
>>129760744Newfag
>>129760677Since they are culturally null as well as morally bankrupt, they must subsist by coopting elements from proper cultures and claiming they've been their ab initio, so as to convince themselves they are justified by time and "tradition"
>>129760752rich coming from a rambling tripfag that can't make a topical comment to save xirs life
>>129760773My posts are on topic and yes you're literally a newfag
>>129760755Nazis had a pretty distinct kultur.
Metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cSWWY08rA
>>129760809sure thing store brand Goebbels
I am a nonce and a groomerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
>>129760851Thank you, ghost of Euronymous
>>129760857>Euronymousnow that's unfair, fella just liked puttin' things up his chute, nothing wrong with that
>>129760851>>129760804>>129760752You're not important you fucking loser, bold of you to expect anyone to care about you. You're just coming here to rage bait anons, kill yourself retard.
>>129760880That's not me lmao you can't even tell the difference
>>129760880Rage bait >Actively taking the bait
>>129760892My point still stands, dick sucking attention whore.
>>129760914Seething newfag hates getting called out
>>129760266This, it is intuitive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhiIZKaRixsthis song makes my neovagina wet, any more like it?
Holy mother of RIFFShttps://youtu.be/Ln5fmGa1-xA
Where's the decent music?
>>129760677We have not changed our minds.
>>129760970Not any in sight.
>WHITE POWER, BLACK METAAAAAL!
>>129760970>>129760036
based nebula making the timmies seethe
>>129761019put your trip back on, nonce
>>129760624"Alternative" anything was only briefly alternative to the blandest of late 20th century normalfag culture. So I am not surprised at this. Also>Why [thing] is [slang for bad, passé]>Why Every[thing] is [thing] Now>[This] is [That], Here's WhySHUT UUUUUUP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>129761039Nonce it's this the British dickhead calling people lad and shit, I've noticed
>>129760970go on Spotify, search “poppy”
>>129760958For a second I thought the band's name was RIFFAUS>>129760970this is a place of indecency, friend
>>129760974you're right, that would require you to have one on the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBhXyKE4-2chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoJTemOjaw0
>>129761070>I've noticedPeople say lad all the time here, lad
happiest metal band?
>>129761130Rostorchester
>>129761130fellowship
>>129761070will you for HALF A FUCKING SECOND stop lusting after toddlers for fuck's sake>>129761130latter Finntroll and Korpiklaani, probably, or something equally braindead
>>129761130Devin Townsend
>>129761130We don't like being happy here.
>>129761158Incorrect.
>>129761152Most reddit band I can think of
>>129761130look up triumphant black metal
>>129761177I see where you're confused: He said "happy", not "gay".
>>129761130chuds are incapable of happiness. just self-made misery
Hahaha holy shit reddit faggots are patheticthe red shit is there because I fitler this site btw
>>129761207they are rather good at performative happiness though, which is as fake as anything else they're "proud" of
only milleniboomer uncs and incels listen to metalit takes literally 0 skill to make
>>129761218>reddit faggots are patheticsaid the faggot fishing out and posting literal reddit shit, you sad cringey redditor-in-denial
>FAQ:What are things that are hated here?ParalLEL fifths, Blastdrum gimmicks, unresolved Consonance, and especially riffs
>>129761104>on the first placesaar
>>129761130
>>129761239HAHAHA that was your reddit post LMAO
>>129761130power metal>>129761306
>>129761307I'm literally calling you a redditor and telling you that your website is garbage, how fucking stupid can you manage to be
>>129761306>Stratovariusdisneyland "metal"
>>129761323Power metal can get pretty angsty though
I miss kektor.
>>129761350I find myself looking back at the days when everyone was losing their shit over Terminal(ly boring) Redux with something dangerously close to nostalgia
Necropole might suck even more than Caverne, pure tremolosloppa
>>129761373this sentence almost looks like english
PSYCHO METAL KILLS
Post an album you really don't see discussed anywhere but really should behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOByW7dNmMk
>>129761497
>>129761525HEIL
>>129761525>>129761530shut up
>>129761533cry more
>>129761539stop raping children
Yamu
>KULTUR xd>HEIL lmao
The Great Kat
The Gay Rat
Hans folk og hans rike
The Red Gyatt
>>129761639HEIL
>>129761639Why did they spread poop over their faces for a band photo shoot
>>129761776metal?
>>129761768nazis tend to be into shit and piss play
OBTAINED. ENSLAVEMENT.
>>129761948What about it?
>>129761545Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>129762011kill yourself, chud
>>129761350He's here larping as his own larper
>>129762161that's a bit narcissistic isn't it
I'm lonely
>>129762179Correct
>>129762210What do you intend to do to fix it, bro?
>>129762280stay here and seethe, probably
>>129762210Same
>>129762280stop drinking because it only makes it worsesurely attempt #7565 will be successful finally h-haha
>>129762210Probably everyone here, just that some care more than others
>>129762455I'm not lonely, but I sure could use a blowjobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_IwdgWXYvU
pozzy
>>129758378only metal post ITT
>>129762431Orrrrrrrrrrr, you could drink MORE and not feel anything ever again because you'll be deadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_z6Lj5aN28
>>129762527TWU
>>129762552Transport Workers Union?
Black metal if it was goodhttps://youtu.be/c6a945GOmjg
>>129762584Texas Womens University actually
>>129762605literally indistinguishable from any other two-bit lo-fi bedroom black metal project that's existed at any point the past 20 years
>>129762605I remember that cover when i was listening to stuff that had a red/black covers. Don't remember the music though
https://youtu.be/YxAb9SOtEF8?si=McsA_rhWDtWbFLWEhttps://youtu.be/YxAb9SOtEF8?si=McsA_rhWDtWbFLWEhttps://youtu.be/YxAb9SOtEF8?si=McsA_rhWDtWbFLWEhttps://youtu.be/YxAb9SOtEF8?si=McsA_rhWDtWbFLWE\\m//
In this house we Heil Vikernes
THICC riffs
>>129762738in this house we laugh at louie the hidden frenchman
>>129762738Correct.
>>129762902Correct.
>>129762738HEIL
>>129762738DAS RITE
One day, someday / I will cuckold Cachet
>>129762969This I promise, to you I say: / I will cuckhold Louis Cachet
>>129762989>>129762989>>129762989>>129762989
>>129761588>>129761776>>129762943>>129762960Stop your spam.
>>129763090for once it's been removed
>>129758378don't forget to take your pills before the show gramps
