Portal editionOLD: >>129892606FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
choosedeath vs. cannibal corpsedeicide vs. morbid angelincantation vs. immolationsuffocation vs. dying fetusdismember vs. entombedcarnage vs. nihilistnapalm death vs. carcass
KINO
/varg/ - Varg General
>>129907641Shalom friends, what are we vibing to?
>soft piano part in the new Hellripper albumfucking dropped
>>129907708>had to double check to make sure he didn't always have a Michael Jackson jacket onholy shit I'm high
>nooo not the heckin faggot PIANO
>>129907684>Death>Morbid Angel>Immolation>Dying Fetus>Entombed>Carnage>Carcass
>>129907684Morbid Angel
>>129907817Annie, are you OK?
>>129907858if you wanna talk shit then you can reply directly to my post ya fuckin' nonce
>if you wanna talk shit then you can reply directly to my post ya fuckin' nonce
>>129907684Deicide mogs all
>>129907729
>>129907666Checked, satan
>>129907885my name is Mohammed
>>129907909That's definitely not an accurate portrayal
>>129907684death because of their discography, Cannbial starts bettermorbid angelincantationsuffocationI dont know why but i never liked swedish stuffnihilist but barley, tough callnapalm death, carcass is way more influential and avant but i think napalm death has such a big discograpy that it gets a little underrated
>>129907943First and last?
I have just received the sad news that our beloved Varg Vikernes has passed away due to complications from full-blown fucking AIDS.
>>129907666
>>129907992This is a lie. You will be hearing from my lawyers soon.
>>129908015lollmao even
>>129907992i heard he caught the AIDS from sodomizing your mother
>>129908103to be fair, Anon's mother *is* a whore
>>129907684death has better music over all but I like cannibal bettermorbid angel has more variety but deicide is WAY more consistent so it's tough but if you're forcing me to choose then deicideimmolationsuffocation dismember carnagecarcass but I really like early napalm
how do you go from Bleed for the Devil to Thy Kingdom Come to Desolate Ways to fucking THIS?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whNEtxCEVJQ
Vrildom - Kristallnacht (Kristallnacht cover) (2026)https://youtu.be/zbZEcd0GE7U?t=1087
>>129908163/metal/ isn't ready for this conversation, but Illud Divinum Insanus is a masterpiece
>>129908203wow and I bet you can totally articulate WHY it's a masterpiece and cite examples of the excellent songwriting and musicianship that would make you qualify this album as a "masterpiece" and definitely won't find a reason not to post any of that and 100% will not resort to "you just don't get it" or some other variant of an empty, hollow, non-answer to weasel your way out of giving an genuine response!
>>129908185The number of Kristallnacht/SV covers I have heard in the past year is extremely high. Why are they just now finally being worshipped?
>>129908203I own this version:https://www.discogs.com/release/2960650-Morbid-Angel-Illud-Divinum-Insanus
>>129907666Vinyl just showed up in the mail today.
>>129908240More and more people are "noticing" every day...
>>129908237ok y u mad tho
>>129907858imagine listening to a kickass blackened thrash album for 10 minutes with all kinds of riffs n' shit but then suddenly your dad walks in as the third track starts with a sissy piano part so he gives you this look
>>129908296>giving a shit what others think of the music you're listening toholy based
thought you meme loving fucks might like this
>>129907724This is actually /vhwwg/ - Varg-Hitler-Wotan-Wagner General
>>129908163you spend too much time watching power rangers and sail to the moon and drinking
wow this general really is dead without schizos
That thing ain't cute
>>129908585It's actually better. Chill, metal discussion. No spam, no retards, no schizos. Eventually, the good posters will show up once they see this.
There will never not be schizos. As soon as one stops another one sees it as an opportunity to make a name for themselves
>>129908780>/metal/>good posters
What the fuck was his problem?
>>129908904He got kicked out of Emperor before they became big and has been seething since.
>>129908912>gets kicked out >All of their music ends up just being unlistenable riffless carnivalslop
>>129908950It was a mistake to let that dork Ihsahn take control. The demo and s/t EP was kvlt then they went to shit.
>>129908379Correct.
>>129908904Never trust a gnome
>releases at the start of the century>still still the undisputed best DM album of the past 26 yearshow did they do it?
>>129909333not even the best DM album from the year 2000
>>129909333Autism
>>129909353sorry wrong pic
>>129907666In the mood for a classic.
>>129909383That's war metal
>>129909333Trey is a genius.
>>129909353no, just no loldawn of possession and majesty and decay are better immolation albums anyway
>>129909402I love war metal.
>>129909410sorry kid but I don't make the rules
>>129909431Idc about a faggy hipster rating site. No soul, no substance
>>129909413Me too. Which reminds me I've had a hankering to listen to picrel recently.
>>129909728delete this album then delete yourself
I will be voting Gelal For Congress btw
>>129909738
>>129909738Aryan Hammer is actually a good band. Great RIFFS.
>>129909771racist riffs
>>129909783Inherently.
>>129909728why does Mannerheim look like a jeet
>>129909798Who?
Pantera?!? Nothin's heavier than PANTERA!
Gojira obviously.
>>129909507>>129909507>>129909507>>129909507
>>129910036Check this >>129910094 out
Did TDBM think that having their album cover be a big gray gaping asshole would help smooth over having to switch to an inferior vocalist to fill Trevor's shoes?
>>129910715Cool cover art. Is it good?
>>129910752Yes if you like blackened death metal
Post polyphonic metal
>>129910876The majority of metal is polyphonic, what did this poster mean by that
>>129910893/shreddit/ iq strikes again
>>129910893No, it's homophonic. True polyphony is really quite rare in popular music. BG got pretty polyphonic around Nightfall and Night at the Opera. Listen and you'll see that there are often two independent guitar melodies along with the vocal lines at a lot of points instead of the typical riff + vocal line following the riff.
>>129910912dunning kruger ahh post
>>129910973>ahhOpinion discarded.
>>129908585>>129908780>>129908802because without hot women being involved only spergs like (you) care about anything
>>129907641Blasting
no idea why youtube decided to recommend this to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFPV2loNTw
Fags
>>129911388>t. rizzless unc
>>129911207Incoherent post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwH8NDCeA0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U
What we have now wont be here againlet the sunshine shine right inits been too real
>>129911854Correct.
>>129907729AAAAARRGHGHHHHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JSRzFj9gls
>>129911854o/
>>129907641Been blasting Vexovoid recently and it's good.
>>129909935Mannerheim, he's the guy on the right in the original photo. Guy served as Commander-Chief of their Armed forces for WW2, and President from 1944 to 1946.
this is not music
Feel like od9 i'm a dragon
Portal is like Jute Gyte but mediocre
Adam Kalmbach has yet to write one metal riff
>>129912389And that's why we love him so much, we hate riffs here.
>>129912395Correct.
Hector has indirectly donated to trans rights
>>129912401Why are you replying to yourself, lass
>>129912375Your larp is off, H likes Portal.
>>129912403He donated to a charity that supports the chemical castration of POC, based Hec and hails to the ultrafascist Adam KalmBACH.
>>129912434I suppose you also hail Hillary Clinton who indirectly deleted a gorillion super predators
>>129912450Idk who that is lass. Not an amerimutt
ok but why did Euronymous have a shit-stained dildo
>>129912467why do you think?
>>129912467source?
https://youtu.be/TqWsNnbhCW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KkMyDSrBVI
>>1299124832017 Portal
>>129912499I ain't a rodent lass.
Re: Racist giving you a bad rep on 4chan
>I wanna cock>COCK>*...*>I want two cocks>COCK>I wanna suck>COCK>...>I want to suck>COCK
>>129912481Varg
>>129912519Portal to /metal/ Easter edition?
>>129912532>129892606
>>129912483
>>129912483Inherently
>>129912521very reliable source then
It doesn't matter how many bbc she has taken, she's still european you'll still have european childs with her
Metal about seething amerimutts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxN9Aph_io!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
ThanksForThe Cliquespam
https://youtu.be/BKZPk_gN9Y0?si=tsQPv-FMLWPBi3JcVocals reminds me a lot of Grima/Ultar, really good band discovered few days ago!
>>129907666perkele
FATHERLAND - BLADE OF VENGEANCEhttps://files.catbox.moe/ru5xts.mp3
goatpenis
motorpenis
imagine the amount of pussy I'll get with my goregrind project
>>129913125a number times zero is still zero
The second track on this EP is one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SgDeGumOJ0&t=410s
>>129913211One of the gayest things I've ever heard.
>>129913252That's fine, nobody expects melanated individuals to understand black metal
>>129913137incorrent
imagine the amount of pussy I'll get with my nsbm project
>>129913303About 3 nazi-goth pussy and at least 30 nazi bussy
>>129913382Shalom.
Why are metalheads like this?
>>129913533Chicken and the egg.
>>129913382>About 3 nazi-goth pussySounds great to me. Working on a demo right now
Any good metal so far this year? (don't dare post nsbm)
>>129907666https://youtu.be/IIGhQ1gUhD4?si=7BiGmqCA0uW79uZD
>>129909783Correct. Which also makes them homosexual.
>>129913795>>129913992Hello matthew
Which albums are the pinnacle of Florida DM? I've never really been able to get into it and want to give it another try.
>>129914002Take your meds
>>129914067Morbid Angel albums.
>>129914067probably this
>>129914067don't even know where florida is
>>129914067Malevolent Creation
>>129914093Thanks, currently listening to this, it's great.
Anthems of Gomorrah - Aosoth Massacres the Populace of Kâznus Aelvâ for the Blasphemous Worship of the False God Kalânis:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELbGfSJpdlM
>>129914093>buy album on bandcamp>includes lyrics commentaryBased. You've created a new fan, Anon.
I don't like that Suffocation never properly re-recorded Breeding the Spawn. Hope they'll at least give us the final song on the next album.
>>129914067>>129914068
OSDM is for balding redditors
>>129915143Correct.
>>129914074This noone else comes close
>>129914067
>>129915143>>129915147thank you xister
>>129915143No lies detected in this post
>>129915143This
thoughts on battle jackets?
>>129915257Obligatory fashion piece when you're at a fest seeing 60-year olds play music from their youth
>>129915143Undeniably true
>>129915257Only battle jacket I need is my bulletproof vest, oorah
>>129915143Inherently.
>>129915143Factually true
>>129915257These two are pretty fucking cringe, they can but rarely are cool
Metal to demolish an entire Middle Eastern country to?
>>129915372Nile - those whom the gods detest
>>129915257That one is so orderly and has too many patches making it very cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csBnzSU0RB0One of the worst things I've ever heard.
>>129915372Morbid Angel - World of Shit (The Promised Land)
>>129915143What even is “new school death metal” at this point
>>129907684>death>morbid angel>immolation>suffocation>dismember>dont care>bolt thrower
>>129915332>These twobrightest shut-in
>>129915498I don't think I ever hugged a woman that's not a relative
>>129915603To be fair the color is slightly different in the two pictures, it's hard to tell.
>>129907684Genuinely never listened to any of these bands and probably never will
>>129915631too late, take off your pants and stand in the corner
>>129915646You're not missing out on anything, just baldcucking and grindrcore
>>129915498I would love Spanish guitar themed DM
What is your general normalfag-tier metal that you give a pass to for whatever reasonFor me it is Mushroom head and Nothingface
>>129915740korn
>>129915631Thanks for stopping by on your way to >>>/lgbt/
>>129915257Cringe 98% of the time
Kultur is for 12% body fat Chadchuds with full heads of blonde hair (me)
NEWFUCKINGW A R N I N Ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x49aT-WREO0
>>129915966>Kultur is for 12% body fat Chadchuds with full heads of blonde hair (me)
>>129915966Can I taste your cum?
>>129915740Knocked Loose
>>129907684DeathMorbid AngeltiedSuffocationDismemberdon't know themCarcass
>>129915969Pallbearer: uncslop edition
>>129915669Wasn't going to, thanks
Jesus Christ is slainWotan rides once again
>>129916208you're going to Hell lol
>>129916208Not interested chud
>>129916253>NOOO YOU CAN’T HAVE MUSIC THAT MOCKS MY MAGICAL RABBI!Leave the hall
>>129916293Not the best representative for anti-Christianity...
Ok let's talk about metal and science
>>129916300how do i stop teeth grinding, is it because of listening to metal
>>129916310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CagSY1QUBvA
>>129916300Did you know it's called metal because it's heavier than rock? Pretty cool imo.
>>129916549Rodential logic
>>129916563They're called "heavy metals" for a reason.
>>129916293>posts an image of a crypto-Muslim
>>129916208Really excited for this one. What a crazy day, new Kvasir's Blood, Vrildom, and Fatherland!
>>129916588Your digits mock you
>>129916631Incoherent post
>>129916654Subhuman IQ post
>>129916665Ironic post
>>129916631why do you believe in bullshit like numerology?do you have a vagina?
>>129916735Why do you type like a bitch?
CHVRCHES are honourary black metal.
>>129916770I have very soft, pale hands
POWA POWAPOWA FROM HELLLLLLLL
>>129916818Shoe on tits
i smell rat shit
>>129916917Grim
>>129916892I'm flat ;_;
>>129916946Sorry didn't mean to inadvertently body shame. You are valid
>>129916810o/
lmao
>>129912306Read about him after asking, thanks. Apparently the Finns still love him even though he sided with Hitler for a bit? Must have been great at parties I suppose, haha.
I fear Führertreue has riffs
One has to be a real man to appreciate this albumHe needs high IQ, high T, and a deep understanding of ancient Greek culture Each of these qualities are uncommon on their own, so possessing all three means that the only man who can appreciate this album is a Renaissance Man and will automatically filter 99% of /meal/
>>129917091Power metal reigns supreme, heils.
What do you guys think of the new Warning track?https://youtu.be/x49aT-WREO0
>>129917132I really couldn't give less of a fuck.
>>129917132Better than just about everything shared so far. And it's shit.
>>129916300https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W31QsA8NA&pp=ygUMc29hZCBzY2llbmNl
>>129917148Not metal.
>>129917132Stupid artwork but the track is allright
>>129916549
>>129917163more metal than you, sissy
>>129917172Incorrect.
>>129917171How many metalheads didn't even realize this you reckon? I'm guessing somewhere between 40 and 60 percent.
>>129912897Based. The guitar sounds way more abrasive at times than their older stuff, but they still have it
>>129917202Poppy the Metal Musician
>>129917217we don't talk about that hag here
>>129917217A foid can’t be a metal musician
>>129916300Synthesizers, drum machines, and talking / rhythmic spoken word are the logical progression from rock instrumentation / vocalizations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxTa1AUqps
>>129917225this
>>129917234>logical progression>inferior to Mithras who did experimental DM 100% better
>>129917225A bit exclusionary don't you think
>>129917247women will never understand metalthey can listen to the musicthey can wear the clothesthey can even be in a bandbut they will never truly understand it
>>129917225They can because I love women and their smell
>>129917225>>129917239>>129917247>>129917263Wrong againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2p31tkTho
>>129917263this>>129917268not this and fag
>>129917269I will never click this link
>>129917234If you were an actual metalhead and not a tourist you would recognize that album wasn't a "logical progression" but a dumbing down that has nothing to offer aside from novelty
>he posted it again
>>129917269did they?
Britney Spears metal
>>129917347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XyK2pk2kR8
>>129917354Love this cover. Meanwhile there's Taylor Swift metal: https://youtu.be/r1LvKP72wcI
What happened to /xxr/?
Why did all the stupid tripfags disappear at the same time?
>>129917422they were all Negruevery single one
>>129917418The 2 posters gave up
>>129917422It was all the same person
>>129917418It's only really needed when Matthew doesn't take his medication
>>129917279Most metalheads disagree, not sure what that means regarding your statement than.
>>129917472>uninformed opinion of the masses
>>129917347>>129917369(Serbian AI metal version)
>>129917438Fucking Negra
>>129917489Metalheads are a disenfranchised minority althoughbeit.
>>129917509that's just because most metalheads are brown
>>129917515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGdPOv__hpg
>>129916735Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>129911207
>>129917642More like Popeye am i right
>>129917225*blocks your pathhttps://youtu.be/08qqPvUf_RQ
>>129917674I'd let her sail my ship if you catch my drift, haha.
>>129917741She's hot
>>129917741>metal is bendable>yoga is about being bendableholy shit
>>129917741Based autism
Why do metalheads hate women in metal so much? Or is it just the "actual metalheads" like: >>129917447
I can’t stop heiling to NSBM
>>129917850just look at them
Louis Cachet
>>129917862epic
>>129917893are top hats metal
>>129917913Dis nigga lookin zesty
>>129917893Thanks for not posting the Werwolf one
>>129917862
>>129917987>>129917987>>129917987
>>129915814Incoherent post.
>>129918582Correct
>>129907987LELDiving into picrelated with zero expectations
>>129910273maybe they did but it didn't work...I miss Trevor bros :'(
>>129914093This band is awesome but they're from Tennessee or some other southern state. Albeit, they take a lot from MA and Deicide.>>129914067Deicide first 3