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>>129947769Whos streaming it
>main5:30 PM - Teddy Swims7:00 PM - The xx9:05 PM - Sabrina Carpenter12:00 AM - Anyma Presents ÆDEN>outdoor4:00 PM - Dabeull5:20 PM - Lykke Li6:40 PM - Dijon8:05 PM - Turnstile10:35 PM - Disclosure11:55 PM - Bonus Set from Do LaB>Sahara4:00 PM - Youna4:50 PM - Hugel6:15 PM - Marlon Hoffstadt8:00 PM - Katseye9:15 PM - Levity10:50 PM - Swae Lee12:05 AM - Sexyy Red>Mojave (usually the best)4:15 PM - Bini5:30 PM - Central Cee6:45 PM - Devo8:10 PM - Moby9:20 PM - Slayyyter10:35 PM - Ethel Cain11:55 PM - Blood Orange>Gobi4:00 PM - Bob Baker Marionettes4:45 PM - NewDad5:30 PM - Joyce Manor6:15 PM - CMAT7:20 PM - Fakemink8:25 PM - Holly Humberstone9:50 PM - Joost11:05 PM - Creepy Nuts>Sonora4:00 PM - Wednesday4:50 PM - Fleshwater6:00 PM - The Two Lips7:10 PM - Ninajirachi8:25 PM - Cachirula & Loojan9:15 PM - Febuary10:00 PM - Hot Mulligan10:55 PM - Carolina Durante11:50 PM - Not for Radio
>>129947783Read the OP
sorry the thread was so quiet, i had to go walk me dog. but i'm back and watching the joyce manor set i missed because everything live right now is butt and i'm not in the mood for quasar/sahara rn
terrible lineupwhens Nine Inch Noize
>>129947814>Nine Inch Noizeis that what you call your boyfriend
Wednesday really milked her Coachella performance
>>129947814Should have called them Nine Inch Boyz
>steely dan once played coachellahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3CWIHQNsGood times
Devo starting
>>>>129947749both :'(
devo more like devold ha ha ha
>>129947871Who listens to shit like that? Embarrassing just like the whole lineup
>>129947857Sorry to hear that, my friend.Socializing is highly overrated anyway.
Dijon is such fucking dogshit
>>129947888yeah i usually eat mdma and have a blast anyway
>>129947900How so? Thought they sounded decent. Never heard of them
Never missed a coachella watchalong before but fucking devo? Saw them live once in another festival, they blew dog cock, horrible shit, cyaKraftwerk sucked dick too last chella. Geezers need to just croak, so awful.
>>129947902Lol that's the way to go. >do drugs >blend in with the crowd >be a happy ghost
>>129947912Yeah, this shit is embarrassing. Pure, unbridled boomer slop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2s9p12QyMsImagine being able to see Thundercat w Michael Mcdonald at Coachella and now you get dogshit like this year's lineup
Fuck, I should have bought some cocaine. I guess coffee will have to suffice.
>>129947912>>129947926>>129947940>>129947900>>129947886jesus christ all you fags do is bitch, why are you here if you hate the lineup so much? go outside
is freese drumming with devo?
YouTube fucking up the @Coachella page made me vibecode a more useful UI so I'm kinda glad they did. Feels comfy to have the stream / schedule logic into a single place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7DyZIa0o3QAnother coachella performance from a duo i've become a big fan of since their Tiny Desk went mega viral. Seen them live twice and was awesome both times
>>129947953Bitching is an essential part of /mu/chella. You should know this, unless you're brand new.
There's something kinda funny about a bunch of rich college students and spics watching The xx. They are not really the audience for such intimate music
i will watch the xx rn. come join me please
>>129947976it's a 4chan thing for the most part (they came from reddit after all)
Just don't diss on Devo I don't care how "young" you are. You aren't ever becoming a famous actor anyway get over yourselves.
>>129947960sickkkthe time bar is a nice touch
fug I should've recorded this DEEP DISH IS ON
>>129947769Not music
>>129947990Inshallah
>>129947989the xx is crappy vibeslop by brittle-boned trustfunders, they're the perfect nuchella band
>>129947967thanks for the rec. i will watch it later, including their tiny desk concert.
whip it is one of the best hooks of all time
How come Coachella is the only streaming festival /mu/ has threads for?
So far, the only artist I've thoroughly enjoyed was Dabeull.
>>129947989>such intimate musiclmao
>>129948000Don't even you me my trips have spoken.Devo giving the crowd their hats is cute, I cannot waste my time on xx this music is for the fart sniffers out there.
>>129948022No other festival livestreams.
>>129947769the lineup gets more schizophrenic every year
just realised that jamie xx who had that song with young thug is the same guy in this band called the xx.
>>129948022What else is there?
>>129948013This the xx sucks, jamies solo stuff is much better
>>129948024I used to throw them on when I sucked face with hipster girls wearing galaxy leggings, I think intimate is a fine word to describe them
>>129948022Ye concerts get streamed and /mu/ has a thread every time. lurk more
>>129948022Speaking of Jesus Christ, jesus christ Wacken get a livestream already! At least Bonaroo.
>>129948029His solo stuff is actually much better than The XX.
>>129948018Retard
>>129948049???
>>129948029how old are you?
Devos music goes weirdly well with Sahara stream, you can pretend all these youths are just dancing the twist lmao
I used to listen The xx while driving through the backroads of my hometown and smoking pot
>>129948032UMF
>>129948039Based
>>129947769Only Ninajirachi is sovl rest is for fags
Jerry Casale singing Planet Earth is weird because it's usually Mark who sings it live.
>>129948014Fyi on the surface they might look like rap/trap artists (and they are) but they're actually both grads from music school and actually wanted to be prog rockers (but that didn't pay the bills) so they are legit musicians with eclectic tasteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBdco69DSCARotating their new album with Thundercat's new one
/ourqueen/ nina is on
Almost everyone walking out of Devos stage with this cheesy speech playing made me laugh so hard.
Outside of subsaharan Africa, does any country have uglier women than Britbongistan?
The xx is like the oldest child of Everything but the Girl
Next year I'm getting a separate Coachella stylist for every day. Having only one stylist just isn't cutting it anymore.
>>129948080nina kraviz isn't playing this year anon
The xx fucking suck. Literal talentless hacks ultra-turbo normie dogshit slop. Music for people that have never played an instrument
>>129948027>>129948032Off the top of my head, I know these other festivals all routinely have live streamsLollapalooza BrazilUltra MiamiStagecoachEDCBonnarooGlastonburyLollapalooza ChicagoTomorrowlandOutside LandsAustin City LimitsCamp Flog Gnaw
>>129948102Most of this is unts unts shit and I would rather die than watch a Glastonbury stream, fucking geriatric UK bands
>>129948101you do realize they were like 17 when they wrote this stuff, right?
>>129948101what do you like tough guy?
>>129948101What do you have against nonstop arpeggios?
Oh wow these dudes are 75 years old thats cool.
/mu/'s theme song
>>129948102I don't know about most of those festivals, but I know Glastonbury is Jewed and BBC-pilled. Can't watch it outside of the UK without a VPN.
Fuck I love NinaJirachi so much it's unreal
DEVO NOOOYOU'LL BE CANCELLED
Ninajirachi is the exact type of ADHD zoomer sped retard music I routinely shit on, fucking atrocious
>>129948151Fill me in, fäm
>>129948085>sudan>ugly womenDem nubian kweens are tall and slender perfection>>129948126Currently listening toThundercatCa7riel y Paco>>129948125>>129948127I don't want to hate but that kind of talentless beige middle of the road shit is just so appalling
Remember when Coachella was known for reuniting bands? That was sick, now it's just known for what surprise guest is gonna be brought out for one song by the major headliners.
>>129948146she has a cute voice :3
>>129948168Lmao you listen to Thundercat, a guy who took 6 years to make the same shitty album he always makes. You're a moron
geez this anon is so desperate for a you he shits on anything anyone mentions lol
>>129948178Lol zoomies are like, Deep who?
>>129948162mongoloid is considered an offensive term for people with down syndrome. I was just joking.
Damn Ninajirachi is fucking annoying. Try hard chronically online NEET cosplay music by a rich zoomer from fucking down unda.
>>129948022I think there is just not enough people here interested in other festivals. There were some attempts to create but they just ending up dying with barely any replies.
fakemink without voice distortion
>>129948191Lol oh, I was like, are they voicing their support for Israel or something?
Why does fakemink have hype? He's terrible
thinking im gonna start stroking my shit to KATSEYE and then bust to Sabrina Carpenter
Moby watching Devo LOL, he's such an autist
>>129948141My dad went to Glasto in 70s. Too woke now>>129948179>trying to dog on Thundercat and defend the shitxxSay what you like at least he can play bass
>>129948173Agreed but I hate she keeps using it so say something random at every 2 minutes.Just shut the fuck up if you're DJing.
>>129948226Sounds like a solid (or should I say hard) plan
>>129948234Cute froggo
ninajirachi just hitting play
>paying money to watch someone press play on their laptop and occasionally shout at the crowdI don't see the point of a DJ other than for a wedding do
>>129948196other streams are either geolocked, have bad angles or static cameras, poor audio, not streaming the full set, etcwith coachella you at least get the desert backdrop and sunlight
>>129948226STROKE ZUCCHINI
I feel like I'm watching a lifeless husk that was once a medium for artistic output being relegated to a rich kid circle jerk. Please tell me there is good music here or some kind of positive at least. I don't want to feel this way.
>>129948261>don't see the point of a DJskill issuesee better djs
Porter Robinson @ Ninajirachi
>>129948268Moby playing Porcelain is going to hit like a ton of bricks, fucking majestic song
>>129948261The point is to get high or drunk and dance. Unfortunately, most people who go to major American festivals don't understand this. The only US festival worth attending is Movement in Detroit.
unc porter living his best life
>>129948268it's over anon. everything's over.
>>129948286I'm actually getting a little excited for Moby. I used to listen to Play pretty frequently in the early 2000s.Gonna be nostalgicasfuck
the xx stepped it up a notch...based!
Does turnstile have some appeal that I'm missing beyond being safe hardcore?
>>129948312I saw them in DC when they were starting to blow up and they were terrible.
>>129948312This song hits very hard tbqhwyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a95G2GzB3t0&pp=ygUVdHVybnN0aWxlIHNlZWluIHN0YXJzBasically just super smooth pop music
big murder turnstile
>>129948261You have an idiotic view of what DJing actually is.Good DJs do way beyond just pressing play and it's actually hard to actually do it properly.
>>129948268If there is i've yet to hear it. But we live in hope>>129948284For clubs DJs work but for a music gig i really want to see and hear live musicians (i know even gigs are neutered by backing tracks now but still)>>129948287I get high off the music don't need substances
>>129948286remember buying his play alhum way back when it came out haven't listened to it since that time but i'll tune in for nostalgia once these out of tune dadrockers are done
>>129948327>I get high off the music don't need substancesI respect that.As long as you're not just standing there gawking at the DJ like an autist.
>>129948286I'm not even a massive Moby fan, but that music perfectly encapsulates the feeling of the late 90s early 00s
>>129948353All Moby needs to do is play Porcelain and Extreme Ways and it's a good set.
>>129948322second half is sick
the xx... truly the WOATs
>>129948324>take already popular hits and stick them in a playlist and fade between themNah they are hacks. I liked Fstboy Slim and Chemical Brothers back in the day. Prodigy too
Devo didn't play Beautiful World? And no Booji boy?
Listening to these new DJs gives me a whole new level of respect for artists like Ricardo Villalobos. Gonna have to dust off Alcachofa later.
>>129948366No one can take prime Portman away from his scorecard
>>129948381The Prodigys set last year was sick. I was dancing first song in.
>>129948378this is really...uhh...not good
>>129947940Woah, /mu/chella deep cut
>>129948381>>take already popular hits and stick them in a playlist and fade between themthis is exactly how i know you don't know good djs lol
>>129948395For me it's Jeff Mills aka The Wizard
>>129948400They call him the Prime Yid griller.
I don't know if I'm just old and have fried my brain with weed and booze too much, but most of this music is terrible
something sickeningly millennial about xx, in the arcade fire vein
>>129948359I can't say i have rhythm but i'll always bounce at a good gig even when others around aren't>>129948361I'd say Waysis for 90s encapsulation it really was a better time in the world. Moby was a weird one i'll have to listen back and see
Anybody else see similarities with The XX and The Pixies?
>>129947960Basissimo
>>129948440Based Love Mills, but I prefer Robert Hood. Internal Empire is untouchable.
>>129948381>>take already popular hits and stick them in a playlist and fade between themYou just described wedding DJs.Good actual DJs don't do that.Adapting to the environment and seamlessly mixing between tracks are crafts in its own right.
>ywn be a 6/10 aussie DJ getting fucked in every position on a world tourbros…
>>129948454My thoughts exactly
THAT was the xx climax? timmy banging on a cymbal? lmao
THe XX are the pinnacle of mediocrity. Imagine being moved by one of those songs
>>129948478My reward for betraying the humans for Anthropic AI will be being locked into The Matrix as a Aussie DJ.
>katseyewhoreslop
My wife is obsessed with Katseye. Gabriella is actually a decent pop song
What are we watching now, Turnstile or Katseye? I think I'll switch back and forth.
>>129948401Their stuff still holds up it's timeless, i'll still listen to their hits ocassionally>>129948436Dw i get you but it just ain't for me i like live musicians playing instruments>>129948435Thundercat is amazing and a MASSIVE Steely Dan fan. Deepest 'chella for me is watching Jai Paul's first ever live performance
countdown to Moby...lets go!I'm also cooking burgers
>>129948558This is my all-time Coachella moment too, watching a living legend perform is second to none
>>129948575>I'm also cooking burgersShow us the results or else.This thread is in desperate need of food OC.
>>129948575Oh shit, I forgot about Moby. Thank you.
>>129947769Damn, why don't good artists want to headline Coachella anymore?
gooning to GOONSEYE and ordering dominoes #fridayvibes
This is the only Kpop band I've ever heard that doesnt lip sync
>>129948558I was at Coachella 2012 when Flying Lotus brought out Thundercat. Crowd was crazy.
this choreo is insanekatseye is killing it
katseye is straight up noise pollution
turnstile is so fucking cringe that it's entertaining
ok they gotta work on this banter lol
Turn WE'RE STILL HARDCORE WE SWEAR GUYS PLEASE HARDCORE IS LOVE AND WE ARE HARDCORE WE SWEAR WE DIDNT SELL OUT -stile all to the soundtrack of a synthesizer
>>129948454arcade fire >>> zoomer shite https://youtu.be/hv1514WChRw
>>129948633They're one of the most zoomertastic bands. I feel like they'll be one of the few who are actually remembered.
>>129948647they're like the pure distillation of taking a product and making it the most safe, commercially viable and corporate version possible
>>129948268Everything is a lifeless husk now
>>129948656I don't disagree, but I actually sense good things to come from this band. I think they're gonna take things in a more gloriously poppy direction - which could actually be awesome.
>>129948548turnstile ofc
>mfw first time listening to "turnstile"Tf is this slop? This is not only bad, and not only straight out sellout made by comitee music, its literally made for 8yos, doesnt get more PG than this shit holy lol
God I hope I have this much energy at 60
>yeah we're fucking HARDCORE that's why we want you to FUCK SHIT UP but in a FUN and HAPPY way. YEAH we're REVOLTING, with LOVE. got a PROBLEM with it?
>>129948676I think they have a good record in them but I have yet to hear it. Supercharged arena pop with hardcore origins sounds interesting
you fuckers are going to make me tune into turnstile
Ok, it's MOBY TIME
TUNE INTO DEEP DISH RIGHT NOW PARTY ALL THE TIME
>>129948558>Jai PaulI 'member
Devo have the best VJing yet, I'll give them that
>thread dead>coachella super low energy>majority of artists literal whosIt's never been more over
>>129948578TC has elite music taste. Mindbending he played bass for Suicidal Tendanices for 10 years and they're playing Coachella this yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztS0T_3X-3w>>129948620Wow lucky you. Not really a rap listener I came to Thundercat via shared appreciation for Steely Dan (and hence Mike McDonald and Show You The Way) but just starting to dig into his stuff with FL
MOBY, NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO
katseye x kpop demon hunters
>FUCK ICE hatbased based based
>>129948692kek
Uncle Moby bustin' out the Amen Break with an Eminem sample.
>>129948689that's the power of veganism
>Moby didn't include the line about being a "bald headed fag"
>>129948268>relegated to a rich kid circlejerk>relegated Always was, retard
>>129948742Who's wearing?
Guys I actually like zoomzoom rock I think... or hardcore.
Porcelain. Here comes the feels.
I don't think Turnstile is musically adept enough to make anything more interesting than what they're doing right now. The last record sounded like this new one.
>>129948733somehow only the worst and most negative uncs remembered to show up this year. vibes are off, i'm just watching and not posting.
PORCELINEOYOU ZOOMZOOMS BETTER SHOW AS MUCH ENERGY AS A 60 YEAR OLD GRAND UNC!
>>129948791FUCK. YES.I forgot how much I love Moby
Moby, you can get stomped by ObieYou 60 year old bald headed fag, blow me
>>129948787yeah turnstile sounds good, singer's vocal style reminds me of perry ferrell in spots
Moby sucks dog cock
>>129948787Turnstile are one of the few zoomie bands I see promise in.
>>129948794all their songs are blending together for me. its not bad but not great
>>129948714>out of nowhere does coachella>debuted a new song So Long (still unreleased)>got over his trauma of the leaks snd released the official unfinished Bait Ones>along with 2 new old songs DYLHN and He>performed some gigs (was lucky enough to win the ticket lottery to his homecoming gig)>disappears again>no more new musicIt hurts so bad
>>129948812Makes me feel like a kid again. Long car rides home at night with this playing.
Moby's studio stuff is alright. but I can't stand watching this dork perform
>>129948733>>129948796It really is. They really are.
>>129948821yeah I agree, it's not offensive, but it is formulaic if you listen to these last two records, prolly fun in person but beyond that not much for me
>tfw you'll never be moby dating prime Natalie Portman
>>129948822His brother recently appeared on NTS Radio and basically dropped an album in the form of a mix. Apparently it's amazing, can't wait to listen and rate
imagine being 36 and making "hardcore" music
getting corey feldman and the angels vibes from moby
>>129948692metalheads stay vindicated
>>129948599it's chopped unc hypebeast shit from 20 years ago. pretty much totally irrelevant. costs like $200,000 to go so the crowds fucking suck. you have to do two weeks in east bumfuck, the desert. probably have to twist arms and break fingers at goldenvoice to release your own sets. the list goes on and on. if anything it's a warning signal for your career and you'd be better off at any other festival or venue
>>129948841>""prime"" Natalie PortmanShe had filmed Leon many years ago though?
>>129948855lol
>>129948847oh just you wait til the black flag set lmfao
>>129948850Wacko Jackonreally did a number on that dude
This is the purest vocal ive heard in a minute...Moby's black gospel era is so pure.
>>129948800>(((guardian)))>>129948813Kek i now remember buying flipping Dido's album with Moby's
>>129948847Wait, who's 36?
i am unironically shaking when the violins drop in top Coachella things of all time implications.
>>129948867Hello, fellow unc.
>>129948873lead singer of Turnstile
Girl groups back then had more than just choreography, fucking snooooore
Moby killin' it right now frfr
>>129948887That dude is 36?? LolFucking hell, Turnstile was actually giving me something to be proud of zoomers for.
Holly Humberstone is a QT.
listening to Moby and getting bricked up watching Holly Humbe stone
>>129948844Thanks I'll be on the lookout for that. I liked some of their Paul Institute stuff as well but they gone too deep on their 80s minimalist electro retro vibe esp Fabiana Palladino's stuff. What made Bsit Ones so good to me was the variety and pure energy in the drum grooves
>>129948841yeah and neither will moby
>>129948855Man of taste
So Moby just gave up and turned his set over to black people?
Only garbage playing right now. Perfect time to make something to eat.
>>129948940Whatcha makin'? Give us some food porn pls
>>129948892If this is a real concert I think I will go its this rebirth of Mobys music with real vocalists and its so uplifting to me and then this kicks in and you are crying and dancing at the same time lmao
>>129948937He's gotta man the roto toms, give the muhfucka a break
Yeah Moby wins for night 1
>>129948937what's next, trannies on the stage?
>>129948967Mojave stage, 10:35/1:35 EST. Gonna go mask off and drive these zoomers crazy
this is the face of performative hardcore
>>129948957I expected it to be pretty good, but this is exceeding expectations.Gonna be listening to Play tomorrow morning.
>>129948982Pure söy tbqh
>>129948891right, like fifth h*rmony? blackpink?these girls are way more talented
Awwww shit another Amen Break.Love iiiiiiit
>>129948891I wouldn't even consider this choreography, I feel bad for the people who paid for that nonsense
everyone should check out creepy nuts tonight
Speciesist Trumpers BTFO
>>129949025Only the retardiest of the retards still give a fuck about that fat orange pedo
Moby must have been one of those illegals who voted for Kamala
the first coachella in 1999
this bitch
>>129948951Made a small pizza from scratch. It looks terrible but tastes alright.
Yay he's celebrating only children with Asperger's
>>129949040We used to be a country...
>>129949040That's a helluva lineup
>>129949040>no chart topping mainstream rappersRacists
>>129949040Moby is eternal
>>129948584I had a delicious seafood risotto but I finished it already sorry :/
>>129949053Would fucking wreck it, needed more oven thoooo, and sauce, and oreganoLazy fuck
>>129949053Lol looks fucking deliciousHere's my current snacky. Baguette and stout cheddar. Simple but effective.
>>129948584I had nice bread with nice avocado and nicest cheese, but ate it all
nothing is real anymore. it's just an emulation of something that's already passed
God damn YouTube really locked down on downloading live streams in anything but AVC quality (which doesn't get you the 4K streams they introduced this year)
We're all watching Sabrina now, right?
Is Sabrina any good? Worth tuning in or garbage?
>>129949107of course
>>129949113If her Coachella show a few years ago is any indication, it's definitely worth watching.Don't expect high art, obvs. It's just good pop slop.
>>129949107Not until Holly is done.
ima be doing something else while watching sabrina :)
meanwhile, on the mexican stage
>>129949126Playing scrabble?
>>129949124is she the flattest woman on the planet or was she born a man
Am I really the only one who's drunk right now?
how was XX?
Sabrina is probably having sex right now and lost track of time.
>>129949147sucked and they knew it, they kept mentioning how they hadn't played together in 8 years
>>129949131Based Slutinx
>>129949147they sounded like The XX
Sabrina got arrested and her set is cancelledRIP
is this the fucking guy from the big lebowski
is that sam elliott
>>129949160I'd live to arrest her, if you know what I mean
>>129949098You have 4k?
>>129949172huhwat u mean
Sabrina is such a fun little skank.
>>129949172Go on...
>>129949176>cant simply say hotGrim.
>>129949174Ok, hmm, how do I explain this. I'd like to suck on each one of her toes until they're all thoroughly pruned.
fun entrance
MexicansI mean, slay queen(off my schizophrenia meds)
>>129949173There was a press release last week about it. Main Stage, Outdoor Theatre, and Sahara are in 4K this year.
>>129949092Nice. Baguette and cheddar sounds like a good snack as well.
>>129949192They really upped their game this year... technically. If only we could save it too.
Sabrina's house has a backdoor ;)
Such a HO
is she lip syncing?
When will they learn
>>129949228Looks like it
>>129949228If it frees her to be a performance queen I am okay with this her voice is just okay anyway. I need my Sabrina to be spunky!
Kinda want to watch Slayyter but Sabrina already started so I guess I'll have to catch her on the replay
>>129948854Based and correct
Imagine watching Sabrina instead of vibbing to Slayyter right now
>>129949273Bina
SERVE FOR THE GAES!
>>129949273sabrina is a really good performer, i'm good
Hold up, why is it daytime for Slayyter? I thought everything was streamed live.
this is already so much better than gaga's pretentious slog from last year
Her sound sucks. What the fuck
>Hey menThey're dogs
"HEY MEN" AND THEY'RE PI--DOGS
4CHAN TRIGGER WARNINGSONG HAS ANTI MEN LYRICSHIT MUTE
>>129949273She's surprisingly decent
>>129949291Slayyyter can just do that
>>129949292weak bait.
Sabrina is putting on quite a show.Also, Jameson + Butterscotch Schnapps is so good it's unreal.
>>129949214
>>129949291Pre-recorded apparently
even black women like sabrina, she's a charmer
Justin bieber is gonna BTFO this performance tomorrow.
>he's not tuning into Febuaryngmi
how much would they have to pay you for you to agree to be one of those dogs /mu/?
>>129949331I don't doubt itI feel like that lil nigga has been preparing his entire life for this moment.
>post-African syncopations
>>129949339If Brina stepped on my balls and spit on me while I was in costume... for free
>>129949339Negative 5,000 dollars
>>129949344nah I can't see him being theatrical like this.
>>129949352Based Stockhausen acolyte
lol theres a band called Febuary.
Is this Slayer bitch trying to be an Charli?
>>129949331Justin hasn't given a good performance in decades, he's gonna bomb
Charli
this song in particular is straight up nails on a chalkboard
Sabrina has the next level staging man.
>>129949373He won't need to be. Dude will manifest his entire soul in a profound display of emotion.
I bet the lead singer of Febuary has a hairy bush.
too bad she makes the most generic pop..fuck this
They need to fucking fire the cameramen.
>>129949387you've seen him live for decades?
>>129949294
>>129949405yeah why didnt they have heckin death grips headline and scare the hoes FR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what are we watching? i watched 5 mins of that sabrina carpenter slut and there were trannys. watching levity now but will take recs
>>129949377Oh Febuary is the actual spelling? Whoever made the live stream schedule didn't even know.
Who is "Slayyter", and why are her fans so fucking annoying?
ANYA TAYLOR JOY
HOLY SHIT ITS ALIEN WAIFU THE KILLER OF BUCCAL FAT AND SOMBR!
That was Ana Taylor Joy in the crowd.
>>129949419If anyone is totally mogging Sabrina, I'll check it out.
unchill azn bro ripping guitar solo
This band Febuary fucks.
DUBSTEP NEVER DIED BITCH
Fuck what a shitty show. Last year was so much more fun. I could switch between channels and have lots of options. This general was way more active too.
>>129949461your yellow fever is showing
SLAYER
AYYYLMAO
>>129949490AYYLMAO ALMOND JOY
>>129949467Yeah because it was never alive
>>129949472The general was more active because you didn't have to register an email in order to make posting relatively simple
>>129949477Well it's certainly heavier than of the other shit these people like.
>>129949505I never had to do that.
>>129949510I didI wonder if it had to do with my viciously antisemitic posts.
>>129949505?You still don't need to do that. The catpcha difficulty is inversely proportional to how often you post.
>>129949490what artist is she watching?
>>129949472Thread is just dead because everyone has to be a baby about her couple of tongue in cheek misandry songs, 96% of her songs are just praying to find love or some other topic.
So what I'm getting is Sabrina Carpenter is a poor man's Katy Perry (when she was good)?
JOOST
Sabrina Carpenter
>>129949528shes waiting for Sexxxy to save day 1
>>129949529nah it's moreso Sabrina doesn't have many good songs and isn't really headliner worthy.
This lineup is a who's who of literal whos
Bina Carptender
>>129949505Oh I remember what you are referring too, 4chan didn't make you that was just /biz/. When they were trying to purge bots pumping cryptocurrencies.
>>129949529they are about having sex and being a whore
susan sarandon now?
do you think about me
>>129949556did it work?
>>129949548I must admit the last few songs I didn't really feel they are all right, I mean if I had to listen to it on the way driving my girls to school I would survive.SUSAN SARANDON KINO!
>>129949556I hadn't posted in quite a while. I thought it had to do with the hack.
>>129949566Sabrina doesn't know you exist.
>>129949567Yes traffic crashed hard and then it recovered a bit but crypto really fell off at the same time and people barely ever try to pump coins anymore.
nederlands bij coachella. zo mooi.
>>129947769how did they fuck this schedule image up so much, I can't even parse it
>>129949472Remember we only had a general for the first week last year. The second week was when 4chan got hacked and was down.
i like susan but this isn't working very well. shit writing, shit story
>>129949472>>129949505>>129949529The thread falloff in just one year needs to be studied.
Damn bitch shut the fuck up. Stop reading from your diary and go back to singing. FUCK!!!!!
>Sabrina is a headliner>there's other artists who are on after herI don't get it?
>SabrinaHow is this still going
who watching joost
>>129949590i think its just the line up sucking shit really really bad this year
They put music for men on at Gobi channel JOOST.
>>129949587I could've sworn the hack happened in may or June.
>>129949598This is a mostly streamed event now. No one is staying up on the east coast until 3am to catch the headliner.
>>129949590It's really not that much slower than it was last year. 4chan has been dying a fairly rapid death over the past few years. Ever since the hack, it's taken a plunge.
Dude holy fucking shit what happened they put a 10 minute one woman play in the middle of the concert?
i’m lost with susan. must be a huge costume and set change for the last 30 mins
>>129949604IK OOK
>>129949616im assuming costume and set change
>>129949616Yeah, this is really dumb
was I supposed to know who those people were
>>129949616it's just a way to get a break for the performer and get the stage moved around without people watching.
Did Disclosure just not show up or something?
>new setwell that answers that. hope they shorten it next week, cuz that killed the entire concert
>>129949625feminist on da block!
>>129949629If you're referring to Susan Sarandon, you need to climb out of your mother's womb.
>>129949604Just switched to it and now I'm definitely switching to something else.
>>129949626This set is pretty huge I get itTheres some stone cold hotties in this crew too this is for all the people who have 80s workout clothes fetishes.
>>12994963635 more minutes anon
>>129949653Oh I don't understand time zones I guess
>>129949649yeah go back to sabrina carpenter you soiboi
Based Joost is the only artist to ever get kicked out of Eurovision in between performing in the semifinals and the final
Hot Mulligan kinda sounds like Fall Out Boy
>>129949629This thread might need some boobs of Susan Sarandon.
Joost just brought up a legend on stage. yall missing out
>>129949685who?
>>129949688OJ Simpson
>>129949679Legendary tiddies
>>129949679have seem some downright despicable ai animations of her
>>129949691he's dead.
I am not even hating Sabrina but this is too much Sabrina for me I think I'm tired of it now. Nothing has any grit whatsoever and all of her vocals run together, the songs are nice but are mostly just about being horny.Remember when artists could have songs about, saving the whales, sunsets, dogs, giant monsters and some gambler in gay love? Like song variety?
>>129949705hologram
>>129949688
>>129949709yes I remember all those KISS hits about important stuff and not about them being horny.
>>129949709Yeah, it's weird that her entire persona is basically Huge Whore
>>129949713hahahaha
>>129949723hot
yeah im binapilled
bina
joost clears
jooly?
>>129949613the hack happened April 14
>>129949747was it you that did it?
>dude sex>dude im horny>dude men
>>129949709She's just boring as fuck and all of her music is made for corpopilled NPCs like Todd in the Shadows who think that the 100,000th pop chord progression will really hit different
was hoping joost would do friesenjung
New >>129949763
i preferred her performance two years ago. tighter, and higher average quality of song
No weebs watching Creepy Nuts?
Disclosure is so cool
