Trad edition.OLD: >>130074653FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
I want to see Riley Pinkerton's castle rat
BLASTING
Ok
>>130078978It looks like a rat's nest
>>130078990
>>130078969What an angel.
>>130079103anon...
>>130079117>literally wearing metalMetal.
>>130079133You're metal, you fucking guy :D>>130079117I love her.
>>130079117bitches will have tattoos that say "Be Nomadic" then get the ick when you live in a tent
>>130079141Get a job mate
>>130079141That just means she’s Open Borders
>>130079117>That little smidge of red bush in-between her cheeks
>>130079161A popular attraction visited by many
Mercyful Fate ruleeeeeeee
kill yourself simps
>>130079441>*bullies you*
what's some good girl metal to listen to while i touch my micropenis and save thousands of pictures of women i will never touch to my harddrive? also favorite olivia rodrigo song? i want to olivia her rodrigo xD.
>>130079530Who cares post hot girls but also in a metal way
>>130079530Get a grip mate
>>130079565i can't stop jerking my tiny peepee and posting ugly whores in /metal/ what can i say i'm a freak my dad molested me and i'm honry all the time xD
HAEVY METAL ROLLS /m/
>>130079587https://youtu.be/RHQSW9CONks?si=cv6Ox74f4xXyqZng
>>130079587>chick cosplaying Gene DOESN'T have her tongue out
>>130079574You sound severely mentally ill
>>130079625Here's a better one
>>130079630i'm daddies little faggot
>>130079665Vocaroo this please
>>130079665What about your mom
i'm addicted to masturbating but instead of posting in one of the 50 other simp threads i think i'll be a freak in the metal thread. i'm a retarded gooner cumbrained faggot so i constantly have to be gooned out listening to sissy hypno and looking at pictures of HOT GIRLS YES mmm i love boobs and ass yes i need olivia's rodrigo
>>130079727
https://youtube.com/shorts/Emf0UkDSqPo?si=98dW5YZ_i9MLXXQx
Shalom, my fellow mu creatures, may the God of Israel bless the hearts of each of you
Jannifer you hot little slut you. I've finally gotten your alone.
>>130078969Kate bush hot af, is she still single? Music>>130079117
>>130080465Lol
wow janny is a little homosexual treat isn't she
>>130080665At first i was looking at the pussy area but then the guitar distracted me. Who's Dead Sara
>>130080704>>130060346
>>130080727Well this is handy. Thank you.
>>130080740:)
>disgusting mouthbreather jaw>recessed maxilla>this is a a 10/10 to metalheads What's the appeal? She's a textbook example of a butterface
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130080761If you wouldn't eagerly fuck the op chick you're gay bruv
>>130080704>looking at pussy>guitar distracted meBoth extremely based and heterosexual
>>130080816Thanks but I'm also gay. I'm straight gay though.
>>130080828kek
Fucking great music discussion so far guys. Truly top notch.Gas all simps, I swear.
>>130080803Correct.
>>130080843This but faggots in /metal/
The chad hsts metal janny posting bangers and muscle studsThe virgin AGP metal janny posting wpop slop and girls he can't date
Chuck Schuldiner died of...
Writing BANGERZ
>>130081030Correct.
>>130081052wtf is that dracula tier hairlineshit is triangular
>>130081060His hairline sculpted itself into and M to signal Megadeth
Faggot metal
Weeks
Metal is inherently straight and full of testosterone. No women allowed.
>>130079587>HAEVY METAL ROLLS>posts girls that aren't even fat enough to have rollshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTuhnKZJWCY&list=OLAK5uy_kPgu8ziqE4zoGD3mK3elDh20RtJ3Ws83s&index=5
>>130081145Fit>fat
>>130081145That's the best shit I've heard in here in ages im diggin it
>>130081177too big
>>130081207Gay
>>130081030you can't convince me "Evil" Chuck didn't have sugar in the tank
Kek what a retarded thread>>130080263
>>130081300Who gives a hot fuck i don't
>>130081134
Chuck "The Sneed" Schuldiner
>>130081124
>>130081313>implying Chuck wouldn't be a hot fuck
>>130081368I would feed him my Sneed
new nécropole album was just made avaliable on his website
>>130081407need a leak of that bad boy NOW
>>130081350Based af>>130081368Lol. Not my preference. But really idc if he was gay and getting clapped by freddie mercury if i like his artistic output. Same goes for trannies that make good music. Idc
>>130081454>Same goes for trannies that make good musicpost 'em
>>130081469I used to listen to vaporwave when I was on drugs lol. It made sense to me then.
>>130081483you seem simultaneously awesome and dreadful to hang out with
>>130081469
>>130081469As a tranny music connoisseur it depends where you draw the line.The Absu tranny was on good albums but obviously wasn't the primary songwriter.For actual "a tranny made this" shit, Nameless Mist is "okay" if you like that sort of thing, I find it to be competent but boring.Most other stuff is actually fucking woefully bad, but that's because most of it is one man bedroom atmoshit/DSBM which is easy to be terrible at.>>130081497He just acts like one but isn't one. Same with Violet Cold I think.
>>130081553>As a tranny music connoisseurthis is still pretty niche, so you could make a YT channel to cover the scene (or go the boomer route with a webblog)
>>130081636Really good and not ironic post
>>130081636No point really it's all mostly trash. I get them out of curiosity and get underwhelmed each time.Sometimes they have comedic value though, like this with having a track called "Dead Name"
>>130081762>comedic valueeducational value tooart, especially obscure metal, is unfiltered as fvck, allowing a window into their gay, messed up world, and the powers that be don't want people exposed to tranny metal
>>130081780>allowing a window into their gay, messed up worldIt's not a window I think there's much value in. Annoyingly I think it'd be a good lyrical theme to explore given self-hate is already decent to write about and this is the body literally rejecting itself, but really they're all just fake or self obsessed or probably doing it for the fetish.
>>130081806at any rate, it's decent documentation of Weimar 2.0
>>130081553>He just acts like one but isn't one.acting like something you're not is the definition of troonism
>>130081124Didn't listen to much music this week, and didn't listen to much metal.
>>130081977based trance enjoyer
A light in the black...or just a Fear...Is The Key
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>130079662needs to be thiccer
Are any deicide albums besides the first four worth checking out? Or is it a waste of time.
>>130078990which autopsy demo comp is the best one
Just another laughable Poozak moment
Kek, it really shows the hectorian spirit reigns supreme - Poozak master of word salad and pseudo-intellectual faggotry, vs Us, Hectorians, unafraid to analyze a piece of music as it should be done.
the Hectorian fears the Hessian
>>130082561Incorrect.
>>130082548>master of word salad and pseudo-intellectual faggotryBut enough about kektor
>>130082604Clearly untrue
>Prozak>has legendary essays and blogposts that have been critically analyzed by discerning metalheads all over the world for over 30 years>Cucktor>has a bloated collection of nearly unintelligible shitposts read only by small subsection of basement dwelling virgins on an anime imageboard
>>130082639>read only by small subsection of basement dwelling virgins on an anime imageboardDon't forget they only got read to be laughed at and often proven wrong with ease.
>>130082639>>130082663Nice ad populum, poozak iq on display
>>130082691nice fallacy fallacy
>>130082700Not really, given you have no argument to begin with.>has legendary essays and blogpostsSays who?>that have been critically analyzed by discerning metalheadsMind proving that?
>>130082216Hell yes
well there goes my hellripper collection
>>130082758You haven't done that for YOUR favourite retard lolcow either, fuckwit.
>>130082776Why would you let fantano influence what you listen to? Are you that weak willed?
>>130082776
>>130082777I made a clear statement here >>130082548 though, lass.Who remembers how Pozzak literally got defeated by Hec in 2 posts? Top 10 legendary hector moments!
>>130081350>no synths>no female vocals>gets mogged by Emperor and picrel
'member when Cucktor's Jute Gyte purchases were donated to trans rights
>>130082808Not a valid argument, plus we support the chemical castration of POC in this general. HAILS TO ADAM KALMBACH THE ULTRAFASCIST
>>130081350Would be unfathomably based if it was a better band than Tsjuden
Based Hec JR, another easy Hectorian W it seems.
>human = average /metal/ poster of average intelligence recognizing the absurdity of the situation they find themselves in>pigeon = Hector shitting all over the board and screeching loudly before strutting around and posing like a flamboyant faggot
>>130082799>Your comment is awaiting moderation.These fucking ba1dcucks have to go through that humiliating ritual every time they post on DMU, lmfao!
I miss the days of being a humble Noktorn drone Hector who?
>>130082844Incoherent post lass, don't you have some osdm sloppa to listen to? This general is for the third wave kings.
>>130082861That's the funniest part. There are several notable Metallum reviewers whose work is discussed in the metal scene, whereas Hector is just an annoying schizo devoid of any serious thought. Actually, Hector is LITERALLY unknown, nobody knows who the fuck he is except a handful of /metal/ posters tormented by his immense stupidity.
Anyone got some powerchordal skeletal renderings of abstract concept with counterpoint modal resolution iterating structure? Need some metal for the feel, and easy on the slave morality, ok????
>>130082874Thanks for another W for the hectorians, another ad populum I'm afraid.
>>130082885no legacy?
Reviewer DESTROYS new Immolation albumhttps://hatemeditations.com/2026/04/15/the-riddle-of-immolation-a-beats-and-yelling-feature/
Hector is memorable in the sense that you see a naked retard getting tased by police after escaping a mental asylum. It sticks with you in your mind for a while and you might get a chuckle out of it, but ultimately it provides no intellectual stimulation or anything of lasting worth, it's just a passing memory of "that one time I watched a naked retard get electrocuted."
And another fallacy from /shreddit/'s greatest minds!
New nécropole
>>130082776Newest album sucked absolute ass tbf
Anything similar in terms of rawness & vocals to:Ulver - Nattens Madrigal&Peste Noire - La Sanie des siècles – Panégyrique de la dégénérescence??
Hector doesn't even have a charteven Bongman had a chart
>>130083117First thing that comes to mind for "Nattens Madrigal" is "Pure Holocaust" from Immortal.Peste Noire, it's hard to find a soundalike because they're very unique. The album itself is excellent, near perfect, but I can't think of a similar album apart from the rest of PN's discography. A one-of-a-kind band. ...I actually do know a soundalike: Ungfell, but they're not chuddy and disgusting, more like trad and nasty
>>130083159
>>130083203I kneel
still not sure if its a loser pretending to be hec or hec larping as his own larper
>>130080465Kate Bush is 67 and married
>>130078975Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>130083263is it tho
>>130083263Correct.
>>130083263>>130083299and that's a good thing
>>130083278Nope
>>130083263then explain this>https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Salem/465
>>130083263Mind proving that? Pro-tip: you can't.
>>130078990>every song is fast as fuck>except 1 where they decide to play doom metal for some reasonwhat compels bands to do this shit? fill up runtime?>>130082429Waste of time>>130083009True, what the fuck happened?
>>130083263
>>130078990I WANNA BE IN YOUR EYE LIKE A EYELASHI WANNA BE ON YOUR APPS LIKE A IPADI WANNA BE ON YOUR MAP LIKE AN ISLANDBABY, YOU'RE BROKE, BUT I'M NOT, I'M NOT IN FINANCEYOU SAY YOU GOT FLAWS, I CAN'T FIND THEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-M4-XBujQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-M4-XBujQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-M4-XBujQ
>>130083712Literally a masterpiece, ngl bladee is the best metal artist.https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Bladee/1117298
>>130083712>I WANNA BE ON YOUR MAP LIKE AN ISLAND>BABY, YOU'RE BROKE, BUT I'M NOT, I'M NOT IN FINANCEEpstein-encoded
>>130082485I like the latest one they released the best, it's got a shit-ton of rehearsal recordings in it too, it makes all the previous demo compilations pretty much obsolete, but hey, I'm sure that if you wait around for another 6-7 years, they'll release ANOTHER demo compilation, with the same two demos and some rehearsal tapes of the members shitting on the carpet of the recording studio, I personally CAN'T WAIT
it's insane how talented bladee is
are Sludge/Stoner fans usually more into Punk/Alternative than into Metal?
>>130083712every time i open of these links it's the gayest fucking cracker shit i've ever heard. if you like this you are a FAGGOT no exceptions
>>130083261>SIX SEVENN
>>130083812It's not gay nor is it for crackers. You don't get it... Literally just pure emotions and pretty lyrics, if these synth melodies dont make you emotional you may not be human
Based drainers
>>130083812Brown
More of a DJ Smokey man myself
He's called DJ Smokey because he smokes pole
>>130083885it's not 2019 anymore. meme is over
>>130083977I miss these days, but tbqh bladee coming up with tracks like eyelash proves the feeling of drain is still alive.
so underratedhttps://open.spotify.com/track/3hTk9gfSOksQahKazJMaOg
>>130084049needs a beat
>>130083888is the color the pussies who make this faggot wigger shit want to be
>>130084070Go back to grindrcore lass. We love drain gang in this general.
>>130083560Mein Kampf, Ch. 3
>>130084090we don't know what the fuck drain gang is here because we aren't effeminate wigger pussies. this is the /metal/ general. go talk about that homo shit on /lgbt/ or whatever trooncord you crawled out fromthis is why metal is dead, because everyone under the age of 35 are black worshipping faggot trannies. i would beat the shit out of every single one of you irl
>>130084147Correct. It's time to reclaim this general from the simp rodents, tranime troons, and wigger worms.
>>130084101Post the words. BM not in there my little queen lol
It's up
>>130084218>t.
>>130084300Omg is that Her?
Einsatzgruppen - Tunnel Vermin (2026)https://youtu.be/ev3FbCu2bNk
is any of this shit even remotely good?
>>130084300Not a good look for Trantifa
>>130078990ODZ MANOUGG :DD
>>130084424>Deathno
>>130084422Is this band racist?
>>130084427You mean the she-fag lol
>>130084422HEIL
>>130084439>no usubhuman IQ
>>130084457But you're not white lol
>>130078990been really enjoying these guys lately
>>130078975Mentally ill poster
>>130084479Inherently
>>130084504It's ok. You can't help it or control it. Lmfao
>>130083117nattens madrigal is the classic second wave sound, lots of bands sounded like that. but without the nice melodic elements.maybe Paysage d'Hiver if you want even more raw and lo-fi?
>>130084586Look in the mirror Heinz. Game over lmfao
OH GOD IS THAT A GIRL WITH A GUITAROH MY GOD IM SIMPING SO HARD RIGHT NOWkill yourself
>>130084642Why are metalheads like this?
>>130084632>Herman-Rosenblat-mind intensifies
>>130084688What's it like waking up brown? Explain.
>>130084667>Behold.Total.Female.Rejection
>>130084688kek and digits check
>>130084796Why are you replying to yourself, lass?
Why can't metal be less racist?!
>>130084811prove it
>>130084642>>130084667
>>130078990https://youtu.be/GfpEMHeFvzk
I was never sure if I actually like Dodheimsgard or I'm just pretending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mMl_jOyLZ4
>>130084844Easy. No 2 people could literally be that stupid so has to be one idiot.
>>130084720Rekt kek
>>130079530Die Spitz has a shitty band but I felt really bad for them getting lowkey banned from Coachella and stuck in some tent with bad sound.
>>130085074LMAO, disgusting fat shartzi swine.
>>130085353whimpy ahh r*dditor
>>130079530Why are simps like this?
The reality is that metalheads would stop listening to metal the same day they ever got a girlfriend. This is why they obsess over the mythical metalhead gf
>>130081490Im a loner
>>130078990best thrash album of 2025
>>130085278Why are you replying to yourself, lass?
>>130084720>American jew calls Northern European "brown"You are reaching new levels of desperation today. Kek
Shat my fursuit while rocking out to Jute Gyte too hard...again.
>>130085693Prove it. Pro-tip: you can't.
>>130085061Great demoHEIL the guest vocalist
>>130085730Except...not Jewish. You really want that to be true...but...nope lmfao
>>130085771Easy. No 2 people could literally be that stupid so has to be one idiot.
Post metal or fuck off
>>130085771You have been replying to your own posts multiple times in this thread.You are extremely naive about the workings of this site.
>>130086032Ummm...prove that. You want that to be true too but...nope.
>>130085896
>>130085868Kek
>>130085074Reminder: this fascist concert was in Chicago and the local antifa were too busy sucking each other's cocks to stop it.
>>130086091or they couldn't be bothered because a few fat fucks from Virginia pose zero (0) threat
>>130085786>not Jewishwhy do you deny what has been proven years ago? are you ashamed? understandable
>>130086192Correct.
Try making some metal posts for once then you might not care who is brown or jewish
kates bush lol
>>130086232
>>130086192Can you articulate what you have against Jews?
Some of you are going to get a knock at your doorJust sayin'
>>130086298She can't. Doesn't have the ability.
>>130082776People who care for music reviews be like
>>130086091Correct.
>>130086557There you go again
>"They chimpin' out!">*wiggalicious riffing with blast beats*
Summoning AI metal Fridays
>>130086870We despise those here
>>130078990dissodelight
>>130086870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oa-FNTrxkTEETH AT THE GATE!! Just uploaded this! Also have a pretty good black metal remaster that I'll probably upload tomorrow \\m//
>>130087164Holy shit, this is the best thing I ever heard in years...where are you getting these bangers?
Blasteng
>>130087179lol thanks! Basically it's just Suno V5.5 and I tell it to write a song about dogs being overrated and dangerous mostly, then edit the lyrics to make them less cringe and vary the styles abit. V5.5 is very impressive, but it might change in the future because of the deal they did with WMG last year. Hopefully it doesn't though!
>>130084424Death by Metal and Reign of Terror are kino, pure neckbreaking raw savageryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjIBAnvfrakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7krFJ8qDh4
>>130087217The best OSDM album
>>130087235I wish there was a pro-trans AI song.
>>130086267based fluffy kate and her based fluffy bush
>>130087351It'd be easy to make one. I won't be making one though lol.
>>130087415Based but not metal related
>>130087431Very sad that you seem to be very hateful and bigoted. You just lost a fan, AI Serb.Hope you are happy. Nazi bastard.
Fuck that Serb AI freak, Knew he was a chud. I'm buying a pitbull right now...and a Burzum shirt.
>>130087477>You just lost a fanHe doesn't have any. Any claiming to be are just him talking to himself. Likely using AI.
>>130087505based, we fucking hate AI and love dogs here
>>130087477lol. Oh well. Its just not a topic I'd be interested in creating a song about. Conspiracy, truth, psyops and anti-dog culture stuff is more my kinda thing than 'identity politics'. Also not a nazi as you've probably guessed if you've seen my posts here over the years ;D
AIjeet on suicide watch lmao. TOTAL AI REJECTIONmetal winsjeetSLOP losesHEIL DOGS
>>130087164Holy shit, this fucking sucks! If I prompted this in my slop generator I'd fucking kill myself!
>>130087514Actually I've over 300 fans on all platforms ;) How many are posting in here right now? 5 or something...? :D
>>130087567Not my problem if you can't use a computer ;D>>130087591I bet you love it really tho lol.
>>130087593>Actually I've over 300 fans on all platformsSo that hasn't changed in months, huh?
>>130087612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-n2WcYEhks
>>130087593So why are you shilling your "music" here (for free)?
If you aren't paying, you are the product.
>>130087641Well, it trends upwards all the time. Other creators don't have massive numbers compared to 'mainstream' creators on those kinda topics either, but they're slowly growing their numbers too. It's about raising awareness and calling out violent dogs and their owners who get one usually as a substitute for human relations, and then make it everyone elses problem in public spaces.
>>130087707I don't shill anything. AI Metal Friday is metal related, and this is a metal board, so ja :) Also none of my stuff is monetized.>>130087714100%
Blastin!!! MERCILESS!!!!!! \\m//
>>130087727I support dogs harassing you in public spaces. And the only "people" impressed with AI garbage are sub 80 iq indians.
>>130087926And that's why you're a bad person. I dunno where you get the idea that only 'indians' use AI for music also. India isn't a big black metal or 80s metal country now, is it? Also if you own a dog, it's more likely to turn on you than me.
>>130086888That's just your opinion
>>130087986It's a popular one
>>130087997Has there been an official poll?
>>130088020'fraid so
>>130088103Got a link?
I just roke up
Death to Dissoslop, Progslop, Techslop, Avant-Gardeslop, and all other non-music. Only tremolo riffs are real.
>>130087132ayo dat a tiddy
>>130088544no
>>130087164The remastered versions are probably popular for some of the newer fans, but personally you can't beat the mixing of the OG versions. I'm a purist at heart.
>>130088601I know what you mean. V3.5 has some bangers and they sound 'darker' or so also. Dark Barkhowl is probably my favourite from that era!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YHkLpJ8-s
>>130088672Why are you talking to yourself
he still never generated a song about bush
>>130088693Why are you schizophrenic?
>>130079117taylor swift but hairier
>>130088699Bush? Huh? :D>>130088693>>130088700Schizo metal! \\m// (No, not my one lol)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NV5Vu8m3kY
>>130088717
Euronymous was a coward.
For me, it's Lavren Mayberry, lead singer of honourary black metal band CHVRCHES \m/
Where's the real thread at?
>>130088815Kristian stabbed him in the back. Backstabbers are cowards.
>>130088862Ergo Euro was running away (like a coward).
We could only be royals You can be my queen bee
>>130088815Even worse, he was a SAMI
>>130088862Backstabbers have more dice rolls for sneak attack damageVarg was just being a grognard as usual
>>130088875Oops I did it againI played with your heart
fuck off cliquer
>>130088866>>130088875Kristian acted like a glowie, then ran away to live in France. He's the coward and Euronymous was always based.
Hit me baby one more time
Is this /metal/'s favourite Rush album?
>>130088906*Knivstikker deg*
>>130088906>communist>based>inb4 he was just a commie because he was edgy for thinking communism is kvlt because it killed so many people
Kisz from a rose lady
>>130088914nope
Where's the new then huh janny huh
a return to normalcy>>130088974>>130088974>>130088974
>>130088918>>he was just a commie because he was edgy for thinking communism is kvlt because it killed so many peopleIndeed, heil.
>>130088918Surre, Euronymous had contacts all over the world and mentioned about Karl Marx in the letter to Merciless etc. Old skool communism is based. Some were jealous of that I'm sure, especially 'assets' who didn't want black metal getting 'too big'. Kristian ruined it, and like I said, he acted like a glowie.
>>130088930Not what I expected, that one is super underrated. Good taste.
>>130088914Lakeside park is really good, band their most underrated track ever
