Blonde L5 edition
good OP bad guitar
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>>130273183Based
Amor Indiferenca by Garoto https://voca.ro/11ImD3X4tQqL
>>130273204>4 minutesGonna be honest the first minute was good didnt have tome for the rest
>>130273204 >00:03>00:07
https://voca.ro/1hARptAzZwy6>>130273255ty>>130273346u try 2 play it https://www.classtab.org/garoto_jorge_do_fusa.txt
>SNAP
>>130273368Watch your step, that was a $3k gibson
>>130273368does this video still make poorfags seethe?
>>130273406What doesn't?
>>130273355rubber band guitar nice
>ESnobody plays those anyways, it's a vanity model
>>130273421rubber bandeez
WE PASSED UPON THE STAIRSWE SPOKE OF WAS AND WHEN
>>130273421i remember some fat retard in alabama who had a fag voice crying on youtube because gibson was going to millionaire musicians houses and letting them show off their vintage gibsons>NO!!!!!>WHAAAAAAAA>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND LOOK AT MY PILE OF CHINK SHITPLANKS!!!!!it's like lmao what the fuck do you expect them to do? that's not the way the world works dumbshit
>>130273452was meant for >>130273411
>people who own great guitars and cant play them vs people who own shit guitars and cant play them
>>130273452lmao, what a weenie
people who hold a bias against Mexican guitars are missing out on quality gear.
>>130273491nah you can never get that beaner bo smell off your shit, it's not worth it>all white people know exactly what i'm talking about
>divorcedyeah, not gonna play a divorce guy guitar. I think I'll choose Fender, don't wanna deal with that stigma
>>130273591stigma balls
>>130273606GOT HIS ASS
I dont even know a single Les Paul song. Not playing a guys sig who's music I dont even like.
>>130273674>i'm a stupid twat and proud of itfair enough
>>130273591 >be Les Paul >go to Gibson in 1948 well before Leo Fender started working on the Telecaster and try to convince them to build a solid body guitar... which they refuse to do because it was such a revolutionary idea at the time>after that fuck around and invent multitrack tape recording in your garage while waiting for a world of retards to catch up to what you're doing>get in a terrible car accident and injure your right arm so badly that the doctors try for months to convince you to amputate it, instead you tell them to eat shit and lock it into a permanent guitar playing position for the rest of your life>after the accident you become so technically skilled NPCs of the day couldn't fathom how you were playing guitar like that and thought it must be some kind of fake recording trick because you invented multitrack recording>boomers sometimes say Les Paul was the EVH of the 1950's but in reality EVH was the Les Paul of the late 70's if EVH could even be compared to Les PaulReally though, if your main guitar isn't a Gibson Les Paul Standard Goldtop or a black Gibson Les Paul Custom with gold hardware it's because you're a faggot who sucks dicks, swallows cum, and takes cock up your ass on a regular basis.
>breaks his armrather use a product that isn't endorsed by a clumsy, accident prone drunk thanks though
>>130273765>t. fender tranny>>go to Gibson in 1948 well before Leo Fender started working on the Telecasterit was 1941 not 48 dumbass
>>130254507You should post more you got cool chops m8.Took me awhile to copy your arpeggio but even then it's still sloppy specially the E sus #5? thingYour version I just added some shit rhythm section to ithttps://voca.ro/1eYTumjh95ZSThen I covered it and added some wankery at the end cause the arpeggio and the Eadd at the end was quite inspiringhttps://voca.ro/1hRqETJTUxE4Here's the same with the wank track muted if any anons wanna solo over ithttps://voca.ro/17urccFPecKn>>130273204>>130273355Nice>>130273752> fake recording trick But didn't he actually do this to some effect on certain songs? It escapes me but there was one that the recording tape was sped up after so the phrases were faster but it was also pitched up as well. But I aint denigrating the man, Les Paul is awesome.
I like my guitars like I like my women, built in a factory by japanese dudes.
>>130273787Based transexual
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bros it's high time i admit that i like the telecaster because i can take the strings and tuners off and use the headstock to dill my bussy like a fat juicy CAWK
>>130273794>>130273796Hell yeah
https://voca.ro/13DWOAX6C7p5
which one should I play
>>130273902just b urself
post sleeper guitars
>>130273916ugly ass shit
>>130273971But does it sound good
>>130273992a sloppy fat black bitch (i.e. your mother) might have the tightest pussy in town but i still wouldn't be caught dead fucking it
>>130273752LP are for manlets tho. real niggas would play a ESthe black beauty les paul custom gets mogged by a black es-355
>>130274053That's cause your dick is limp and your guitar solos sound better with the lead unplugged
https://voca.ro/14LFafVYVxHW
https://voca.ro/1hwCPiYWzCsG
>>130274078nah my cock stays diamonds and is the size of a small woman's arm, that's why i exclusively play gibson les paul's and not shit colored guilds
>>130274064the only reason you play that red semi hollow is because you think it hides your enormous gut better than a lp (it doesn't)
cooked his ass ong ong fr fr
Pic rel arrived today. The high e tuner is screwed in a little crooked, I can feel several tiny scratches along the back of the neck, there's a mark on the fretboard by the truss rod wheel like someone dug into it when turning, there's a small blemish in the finish on the back and the logo isn't painted well, and the input jack is a bitch to slide into for some reason. Beyond that, the rest seems good. The neck feels nice, a little thicker than my last benton I think, the frets seem leveled well, not polished to perfection but not super scratchy like my last bemton either. Seems well setup from the box too, low action without much buzzing on the fat strings and the intonation seems good. The babicz bridge doesn't seem bad either, so far I didn't notice it getting in the way of muting and whatnot. Gonna take me a bit to get used to the volume pot/switch placement but the former thankfully isn't in the way of playing like I was worried about. Playing on it feels nice so far and without those issues, it'd be a perfect guitar. I'm sorta miffed about the issues, especially the tuner being crooked and those little scratches on the neck but it's all mostly cosmetic so it doesn't get in the way of playing. Sending it back for a new one seems like it'd be a huge pain so asking for a partial refund might be better but I'm not sure. Gonna keep it in my hands for a bit before coming to a decision.
>>130274626I've had two Harley Bentons and each one has had terrible tuning pegs, misaligned and unable to hold tune. Fucking jabronis at Thomann busted my balls and made me send them a bunch of pictures and videos. After two days I said fuck it and brought some aftermarket parts on Amazon. Seems like they use the absolute cheapest hardware available to lower costs. Lack of QC, too. Oh well, not an expensive or difficult upgrade. Looks nice anon, enjoy. Really love that neck.
>>130274626>there's a mark on the fretboard by the truss rod wheel like someone dug into it when turningInstant return
Learning bass, lead guitar, and vocalshttps://youtu.be/pBZs_Py-1_0?si=W94vucEbXvc4EZ7UPracticing bass and guitarhttps://youtu.be/dZqpol8Yrq8?si=lYRN3bP85ovWrSgpLearning these bassline https://youtu.be/OEGcpjayIfM?si=Y2_31dZDmg1ueGsIhttps://youtu.be/42BBdzzgPNM?si=nHOxNOutIDxHp45bhttps://youtu.be/OC-w2hDx-3I?si=ifA197ViSEJQCpX3
>>130274793Yeah my first benton definitely had shit pegs, the b one is so fucking stiff you can barely hear it. I won't comment on the cheap parts cause I dunno but they definitely lack in QC, it's undeniable. Each one comes with a little paper signed that it was checked out and then you have to wonder what sort of a blind man checked that out. Unreal. But thanks. It is a nice neck, not as flamey as the picture but I don't mind. I'm still on the fence on where to go from here, gonna need to think about it a bit. >>130274820Why's that? That's one my lesser issues with it, it's barely noticeable.
I do still kinda want a Bassman 50 though.. sucks being late to the party when you could barely give these amps away only a handful of years ago https://vocaroo.com/1afyPRY3Dxpq
>buy chinkshit trash>"oh no, its chinkshit trash">throw money at it for "upgrades">spend time and money leveling frets and giving it a semblance of a proper setup>tell everyone its justasgood now>could have purchased a good guitar on the used market for the same moneypoorfags are financially illiterate, lack impulse control, have no concept of delayed gratification, and every purchase is a humiliation ritual. it's fascinating to watch.
>>130275025I bought a Gibson usa and it came with a dogshit nut and never stayed in tune. Not to mention the bad setup. You faggots act like chinkshit is ao much worse when you get the same fucking issues on usa guitars costing 1500+.
>already struck a nervelmao
>>130275067>when the highlight of your life is baiting reactions on an imageboarsHilarious
>>130275083>type up post on shitter>$0 in savings societal detriment immediately gets upsetlike i said, fascinating
I only buy 20+ years old domestic japanese guitars
>>130273491Fit and finish is poor.
>>130274987Because the fretboard shouldnt be gouged anywhere on a new guitar?
>>130273765He did it all by hand though, so first tape delay/looper too.
>>130275129It's not really gouged, more like a finish layer got cracked a little bit from the pressure against it.
put upgrades into a MIM and come out ahead of the people who put upgrades in squiers
https://vocaroo.com/1cPWDXujuQg6>>130274144https://voca.ro/122BvTvGadVq
>>130273151gibson jews too cheap to buy an ad
Anyone ever play a Matt Heafy? Epiphone isn’t my first choice for a seven string but it doesn’t look bad.
>>130275705>doesn’t look badit does in fact look bad
When i'm playing a song and make a mistake how do I recover? obviously in the chords it's easy but in the solo let's sayWhen I'm practicing it doesn't matter and I just stop but in case I perform for someone else (which I won't lmao)
>>130276015Bend the wrong note into the right note as if it was intentional
>>130275054 >I bought a Gibson usaNo one who speaks English would ever use or say a phrase like this, you ESL monkey. There's no such thing as a Gibson made in any other country so there's no reason to specify that one was made in the United StatesThat being said, it's fucking hilarious watching you baboons incoherently rage at a brand of guitars that not only have you never once touched but haven't even SEEN irl because Gibson doesn't ship to whatever 3rd world shithole you walk around barefoot in like an animal>Gibson Derangement Syndrome>or GDS for short
>>130276015Land on a note, bend/vibrato until you feel where you need to be, then jump back in. Practicing improvisational solo techniques is the best way to get around this, with an advantage being that you'll be more willing to put more of yourself into solos instead of playing them the way they were originally recorded. Most artists don't play solos live the same way they appear on the record anyway. They should be looked at as the least rigid part of a song imo
Best guitars: the ones I ownWorst guitars: the ones everyone else owns
i buy gibson usa and head stock brake off
>>130276214 lmfao this is really a better way to address the thirdie issue >sarr bad is gibson usa evil evil man is he!! head come detach!!! i swearing on trunk of ganesh!!!
Just as I discovered this chord progression my D string snapped. Must've been a sign from God himself.Could someone play this for me? Put your own interpretation on the rhythm and articulation. Top to bottom.
>>130276298saar gibson usa head stock brake off ! gibson usa bloody guitar ! i buy chapman guitar instead , better than gibson usa guitar and made in india ! ( superpower by 2030 ! )
>>130268470How do you mean? Triads? Upper chord extensions?
>>130276350>my D string snapped.all the gay reading in the world isn't going to fix your technique. less reading, more playing
>>130276350>string snappedNYXL strings remain undefeated
>>130276607Actually on an acoustic, the wound D is usually the first string to go.Especially the case with lighter sets
>>130276607It's an acoustic my grandparents had sitting underneath their chairs for decades. Grandpa assured me the strings were "new, used for maybe two hours" (three decades ago)
>>130276711Stairs* not chairs brainfart
>>130276711Pic related
>>130275021AI
https://voca.ro/1kKduD95m3G8luv goofin around again, luv guitar again, don’t care how bad I am again cuz it’s just fun again https://voca.ro/184T9gXYBdAW
>>130273591What's a divorced guy guitar?
>>130275054>I bought a Gibson usa and it came with a dogshit nut and never stayed in tune. Not to mention the bad setup.Cooked yourself here, all Gibson guitars have been going through a computerized Plek machine for the last decade, there's virtually no chance of anyone getting a badly cut nut from an automated machine that was designed to perfectly cut a guitar nut down to the nanometer. You youtube parrots are the lords of the cringe.
>>130277245Plek isn’t magic and they still have shit like bridges set too far
>>130277344>>130277344 >they still have shit like bridges set too farcan we get that in english cheif
>>130277378>cheif lmao even the ESLs are trying to dunk on other ESLs
you guys are seeing this shit right
Squier and proud
>>130277468pretty cool but they ruined it with the gay humbuckers
>>130277482Buckers on teles are rad but railed single coil sized copebuckers are super lame
>>130277344Stop already, your cringe levels are off the charts. You need to understand that there's no such thing as a Chinese slave laborer who can cut a nut and do a superior job to a computerized CNC machine.
lmfao that's all i wanted fuck kpop trannys
>>130277777Checked
>>130277794based
>>130277777I know china guitars are shit, that has nothing to do with plek which isnt a magic catch all mistakes button
>>130277867guitars aren't made in a humanless factory. even if a guitar is pleked it's handled and finished by a real person
I love guitar, it makes me sad thinking about how I could've been playing it back when I was in school instead of trumpet.Oh well, I'm only 25 - at least playing brass helped my pitch control for singing
Guys, I got gifted an old Martin D-35 completely out of the blue, by an elderly family friend. This is a nicer guitar than I thought I would ever have, and frankly deserve to have. It's one hell of a jump from my starter alverez. Aside from playing it every day with gratitude, which I most certainly will, I'm really having trouble not feeling guilty.
>>130278081>I'm really having trouble not feeling guilty.Don't, they wanted you to have it for a reason.Make them proud
>>130278081pics or it's a Yamaha
>>130278081Simply become worthy of it. Also you must keep it until you get old and give it to the next guitarist in your family.
>>130277867 >keeps trying to pretend a computerized Plek machine made a mistake cutting a nutIt didn't happen, why not just admit you never owned a Gibson and end this embarrassing charade now? You could have claimed all sorts of other QC issues but you made the mistake of lying about the only one that's a statistic impossibility because you're that dumb.
>>130278125Sure.
>>130278155>50's 12 fretVomit
>>130278145You dont know how plek works if you think the operator cant make mistakes, somebody clearly fucked up and more than once
>>130278190>no binding on the fret nibkek nice chibson pablo, you should have cropped the bottom of the pic out but your monkey IQ couldn't think that far ahead
>>130278190that is 100% not a factory gibson nut lmao
>>130278190Why is the fret green and discolored like that? I'd say this picture was taken in a humid climate near a tropical forest or on a Pacific island. Thailand perhaps?
>>130278229To add to this, gibsons have clear lacquer that will be visible on the sides of the nut because all of their guitars get sprayed after they've been assembled. Hence why the clear coat always cracks in that area and down the side of the fretboard. Hilarious.
>>130278229>>130278231>post proof gibson fucks a nut up>now the PR team is denying its a gibsonAnd yeah, Ive got more, its not isolated
>>130278287>>130278287Your word means nothing because >>130278190 is not a gibson. I own and have owned many a gibson, the QC issues aren't a meme and many an example can be found with a simple search. The one in the post I'm replying to looks like a factory gibby nut, but they certainly aren't the ones who butchered, patched, and hotglued it back onto the neck like your picture shows in order to sell is as "new". Why be disingenuous?
>>130278070the only thing left for you is jazz. by the time you're proficient you'll be pushing 30. you're a trumplet though so jazz is probably up your alley. my best friend in high school played trumpet
>>130278155very nice guitar, anon. and rare.
>>130278081only advice i have is, don't get glued to it. treat it like a nice family heirloom, not your "this is MY sound guitar". otherwise you'll find yourself taking it everywhere with you and exposing it to risk of damage or theft
>>130278287there's no proof at all that pic is from a gibson anon
>>130278360Gibson offered to replace the nut in >>130278190 under warranty, it's one of their own. Seeing the Super Gibson Defense Force try so hard to say it's not legitimate, when Gibson themselves disagree, is just rich.
>>130278489there's no proof the nut in that pic is a gibson either
>>130278155How do you fret anything above 12
>>130278529It’s an acoustic for bluegrass players, you don’t.
>>130278489They offered to replace a nut on a guitar they didn't make? That's might fine of them. >defense forceI said they have QC issues, no one is denying that. Why do you feel the need to lie to prove a point everyone already agrees on? Is it because anon clocked you for a third worlder earlier? Even the shape of the first nut you posted is wrong. Add picrel to your gibson folder, it will be the first factory example of a fucked nut you have from the looks of it.
>>130278380>left for you is jazzI hate jazz, I'll stick to rock music
>>130278617you only have 2 years left to make rock music, better make the best of it
>>130278600>They offered to replace a nut on a guitar they didn't make?We both know they wouldnt do that, It's a real nut
>>130274173jokes on you i wanted one even when i was thin. i saw it as the ultimate guitar.
>>130278702then why didn't you start with that instead of all the retarded shit you bought first
>>130278659>2 years leftSource?
>>130278774cause its fucking three thousand dollars
>>130278783https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
>>130278798buying all that other shit first just made it cost twice that
>>130278807nobody starts out with a $3500 guitar as their first guitar either.
>>130278819the amount of money you spend on a guitar correlates with your income, not your skill level. waiting to splurge until you've "earned it" is literally just wasting money to avoid wasting money. poor people staying poor shit
>>130278819bro why do you careit's not like you paid for it
>>130278831>$3k guitar and cant playEmbarrassing. Being worthy of your gear like >>130278819 is based.
>>130278856is BBA worthy or did his dissatisfaction with his substandard gear just reach a breaking point
>>130278841Nta but I'd rathter pay for guitars than rent
>>130278831>waiting to splurge until you've "earned it" is literally just wasting money to avoid wasting money90% of guitar players quit within the first year, no reason to get an expensive guitar until you know you'll enjoy it first
>>130278983Hey, it makes for good wall art!
>>130278996>hey anon that's a nice guitar you must be really good
if it functions the way it's supposed to, then it doesn't matter about the price tags. 146th post
Why can MIMs have a good maple neck but rosewood is always substituted with something worse?
>being worthy of your gearI want a Caparison but I feel like it's only justified if you are a Michael Romeo/Jason Becker tier shredder which I most certainly am not.
Ultimate blues guitar?
wow theres quite a gap in difficulty between hal leonard bass method 1 and 2
>>130276154You fucking retard lmao. Genuinely brandead shit huffing moron. Does it matter how I said it? Does it make my point any less true? Your made in usa shitplanks come with the same issues chinkplanks three times cheaper do yet you still act like it's a masterwork instrument. Fucking go outside and eat grass, food is wasted on a subhuman lifeform like you.
>>130277245Mine was from 2013 but still, the point stands.
>>130279117If you can afford it, get the nice gear. You'll probably want to play it more. Obviously not as your first guitar though.
>>130279444I get it, you need to practice your English so hopefully you can score that call center job in New Delhi. Maybe next time you try translating from your native Hindi you won't reveal yourself to be a seething third worlder if you can get good enough at it.
>>130279588You can make yourself believe I'm a pajeet all you want to cope with the fact your usa shitplanks are no better than the imported shit but that won't make it true.
>muh nut slots>muh fret ends>muh pickup height>muh effects chainzoomers spend 12 hours a day giving a shit about the stupidest "issues" possiblemaybe if you spent that time practicing and creating music your generation wouldn't be the worst generation musically and culturally of all time
>>130279715 >sarr i not street shitter i swearing oaths! gibson bad man! bad bad man!!
why did bass + octave pedal go out of style
>>130279773Does your dad know you're gay?
>>130277245Wrong
>>130279806Who do you think made me gay?
>>130279114Because maple is easily harvested in the US and good rosewood is from Brazil and bad rosewood is from India.
>>130279835I'm sorry to hear that. Hope he used a rubber at least.
>>130279806Your skin is the same color as feces and you can't speak, read, or write in fluent English :^)
I know it makes you feel really good to believe that so you can ignore the fact your fat ass doesn't get to see his own dick anymore but that still won't make it true.
>>130279871I just think it's funny that an emaciated 90lb brown manlet such as yourself sits on 4chan all day practicing your terrible English while raging incoherently about guitars you have no hope of ever seeing in person. You can't really get mad about it because you're voluntarily providing the comedy for free, I can't help but laugh.
Where can I buy a guitar that hasn't been on a sales floor
>>130279966try the sugma outlet
>>130279949I know coming up with silly fantasies makes you feel less ashamed about your fat ass so I don't really hold it against you. Your coping also amuses me so have at it, it won't make your foreskin grow back but at least you'll feel better about yourself.
Will I ever get married if I buy a pink guitar
>>130280024to a guy
>>130279991Just keep dancing, monkey.Keep me entertained.
>>130280056Eh why not. I know your only alternative is gorging yourself with snacks so I might as well. If you laugh your ass off you might lose a gram or two.
Real niggas play that Boogie. Real niggas got that plexi
>>130280102>gramI forgot that's how baboons weigh their bananas in the jungle lol
>>130280102>gramlmao outing xerself as a thirdie every chance xhey get
i must insist than anyone reading this comment, the next time they pick up their guitar, try scatting along to your playing. it's a cheat code for phrasing and unlocking musicality in your fingers
>>130280134At least we know how to weigh so we don't need scooters while at the supermarket.
>>130280195Herb Ellis was the first player that I heard explain this technique in a way that made sense. After hearing him describe mouthing his lines verbally I began to notice how all the jazz greats did the same. It's hard to get used to at first but does work once you get the hang of it.
>>130280236when i started improv i was just noodling in key. i call it "babbling". the first real improvement i made from there was adjusting my melody according to how the harmony is moving. but it still just felt like trying random things to see what sounded nice. when i started scatting, suddenly playing real lines that sound like real jazz just came naturally. and all this happened pretty quick
>>130280215Right, you just swing from tree to tree whenever you get hungry amirite
>>130280339the only thing you'll swing from is a rope and even that's gonna snap
>>130280331I'm a scatter myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S37dLbR9WA
>>130280344she is the same character as Jan from the office
>>130280339I'm pretty sure pajeets couldn't swing if they tried considering they keep walking into moving trains and whatnot so thst doesn't even make sense. Try harder next time, I'm sure you'll come up with something funny.
>>130280326>Gretsch markets itself as a guitar for womenIntresting
Changing strings ruins the tone. I buy a new guitar everytime the strings wear out or break
>>130280339Fucking kek
>>130280394i accidentally replaced my shitty factory bass strings with the exact same shitty strings and the shitty tone returned the next day, maybe ill change them again in another 2 years
>>130280412The same thing happened with my tele. You need to learn how to do a set-up after every string change, it's simple once you get the hang of it.
>>130278529Don't step on the fiddler's toes, Anon.
>>130278819It was only $2000 back then. Every day you drift farther from your goals.
>>130280024You get good and hot https://youtu.be/v-j_SmxgWgQ
>>130280344this is every episode of Toyah and Robert
>>130280610I don’t know what that is.
>thread suddenly /gg/oes quiet>look up at the clock >yep... ...it's **PIZZZZZZZZZZZA TIME** a/gg/ain!
who eats pizza at 4pm
>>130280768robert fripp
>>130280850we do not have pizza in dehli saar only samosa
>>130280908hee hee hee
Pablo plays better than him btw
>>130281066You don’t know that for sure because he’s never posted himself playing.
>>130281066 >>130281096you ok bro?
https://youtu.be/dk9F2dl1lr0?si=tZMW477TGqrXo_vI
How much time and effort does it take handling the neck in order to hit a pro state with guitar?
>>130281416What do you mean by pro state
>>130281456It's pretty self explanatory, how much time and effort will I have to put in to working that long wooden shaft to really hit that pro state, the one that makes men stutter and gasp in sheer admiration?
>>130281525Oh i think you're already a pro at that dw lol
What's the term for making that CHICKA-CHICKA sound with muted strings?
What day is it? >Tuesday That's right.
>>130281779You have to use a wah for that
Did you guys know why pypo can't eat jalapenos and pepperoni 'za?It's true, look it up.
test
>>130282099why are the jeets doing this
>>130282252Saar Wars
Francis Kleynjans - Prelude No 10 in C# minor https://voca.ro/14XEDKX1y8Y5
>>130282370Sounds gay, have you ever listened to Metallica?
>>130280326this image just inspired me to pick up my guitar, thanks anon.
Someone reposted my playing on TikTokWhere's my grammy and headline at Bonnaroo?
Buckethead unmasked, found it on desuarchive.
>>130281416I don't think you'd have to stick the neck too far up to reach your prostate
>>130273794this is why i bought a sire bass and a sterling cutlass
>>130282474whoaYou guys seein this?
I just wanted to make Coldplay type music with my friends but now I'm 30 and have no friends
>>130282370music like this makes my cock go soft
>>130282724good, a guy is playing itit makes pussies go wet though
>>130282750The only pussy around here is the guy playing it
>>130282760I've never seen a fat drummer
>>130282768I'd kick your ass.
>>130282772*lick
>>130282768
>>130282780you're such a sodomite
>>130282770There's a metal band called BratThe unit is the drummer
>>130282750women only care about music if there are lyrics, classical music dries the pussy quick especially the young ones
>>130282786Strong words from an ass licker
>>130282814you fantasize about some gross shit>>130282802you're not getting any regardless
>>130274144>>130274121https://voca.ro/1b36teslHCfp
>>130282760Black blues anon lookin fresh
>>130282841>>130282760
>>130282862lmao
>>130282821Yeah you like that shit? I got more after I eat these whoppers gimmie a bit
>>130282862drip was so good the nigga gained an extra thumb
>>130282888helps hit those sweet bends also took a good 20 lbs off his gut lmao
https://voca.ro/1d0kVC4CB3yOAm I good enough to make $1?
>>130282862Shop a 335 instead of Tele deluxe
this woman made me pick up bass https://youtu.be/4aZT7P7vjUs?t=616
https://voca.ro/1cF1zPEWAUFM
>>130282797Holy shit
>>130282797Funny if it’s brat like bratwurst lmao
>>130282797How does he keep that figure?
>>130283270some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza
It's a miracle any drummer seat can hold his weight
>>130283278No you don’t understand, he is the drum. Everyone takes turns slapping his belly from different angles.
>>130283288
>>130283311please dont try to cut your dick off yourself
>>130282474he's been in that system of a down studio video on youtube for years you retard
>>130283371bit 'arsh
>>130283311>buck knife>cuck guitar
>>130283022https://voca.ro/1cs2NEeGgnqO
>>130282907best i can do is a (You) and a voca and I'm taking a huge risk here manhttps://voca.ro/16Vc5WlhV58Y
a guy came into my shop looking to sell a 2026 rare voca Its something I know nothing about so I called a buddy of mine to come take a look at it.
play the fight song john play it play the fight songhttps://voca.ro/17dd3P3HuGq4
Gentlemen it is with great pleasure that I inform you.It is Wednesday my dudes.
https://youtu.be/eDRyrfK8nVo
>>130283560>25 minute video for something that'd take 10 seconds to demonstrate miss me with that gay shit
>>130283560too wolfy no cut thru
>>130283329>>130283449Enough of your sass.
>>130273151I play a Les Paulbecause my hands are small.That is all.
>>130283724>I play a Les Paulsure buddy
>>130283755a real gibson usa les paul saar i buy it in mumbai
>>130282893Trey should have got a signature model iron bird
>>130283755One is one of those super cheap mid 00's studio faded models in worn brown and the other is a standard honeyburst that I got a year or so ago.
>>130280381>Thinking that this is female-oriented marketing Silly dumb anon.
i play guitar
>>130283803Liar
>>130283851I do check it outhttps://voca.ro/1l2bVOufSZem
>>130283864thats pretty sick bro ngl
>>130283864>EaglesWhat are you 75?
>>130283873I can't play anything written by Tim Handsome sorry zoomie
Hey I'm Hard Rock Joe and I just wanna say if you want to listen to some old fashioned good old rock and roll you should check out Glenn Frey haha, nobody rocks like him haha, rock on dudes!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54NWWRGLPA4
>>130283873I used to hate the eagles when i was 20 but then i learned the changes and solo to Hotel California and admired them as songwriters. The lyrics aren't the best but the song was a rock epic in its day.
Shakira is a known Gretschchad.
>>130283968too bad nobody in /gg/ is
im more of a fender guy myself
>>130282862>DEX build half-giant
>>130278600go to a local luthier and get them to make you a bone nut or tusq or something, you'll have to do it sooner or later after the plastic crumbles anyway
>>130275705whats the scale on one of those? i can't imagine they'd retool for a 27" neck which you'd want as a minimum for a 7
>>130275126fit and finish on gibsons is godawful too, whats your point?
for me its the Maton Mastersound range
I wish I had hundreds of Les Pauls. I would have a room full of stands and Les Pauls. Dreamt about it for the past 18 years. Rate this one in honeyburst. I call this a 10.
>>130284037lmaoGDS is a hell of a drug
>>130284072if you had 100 of them, there might be one worth playing. they can't all be lemons
>>130283864https://voca.ro/1l5oFvZooy0O
>>130284128he'll yeah brother
https://vocaroo.com/18G1rjESbGMh
>>130284088Damn it, he's right. Aw rats.
>>130284194My picks for my first collection.
how worn down do you let your picks get before getting new ones
>>130284346les paul enjoyers r like the tism kids that will only eat 4 foods there whole life
>playing the intro to sweet child o mine in guitar center >this guy walks up and slaps your asswyd
need it or keep it?
>>130284128sounds like depeche mode
>>130284615>$5000 for an amp assembled and qc inspected by Shitdeep Sukdik
>>130284693HELLO SAAR it is sandeep from sveetvater did you enjoy your amplifaar saar
i was joking but....
>>130284748Jeetwater
>>130284693better than fat amerimutt fingers struggling to put it together after they deported all the skilled labor
>>130276910Japanese? Wonderful guitar if so.
all posters below this comment are gay>>130284902>>130284902>>130284902
>>130284907me and this guy are gay
I will never /gg/ar/gg/le cum, for I am The Last Post
>>130284072I watched LP videos for a month getting sissy-hypno'd about bursts despite owning a fucking 11lb epiphone lp already, so I went and bit the bullet and bought an edwards.My local guitar tech was a roadie for ratt and thinks I got a damn fine deal and the edwards is punching well into or above LP studio territory, minus the poly finish.That being said, I saw this piece of shit on sweetwater and can't stop thinking about it. I don't have a SINGLE strat or tele style guitar and this would be my 4th LP but an LP commands respect and sounds great while being a boat anchor and I'm a REAL MAN and not a sissy.
