Bush editionOLD: boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/130440230#p130440230FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130448292FUCK!
fuckin' BLASTIN'
>>130448233Youtube video when?
>Artist: Kate Bush> Album: hounds of loveIt doesn't hurt me
>>130448292>>130448310>>130448323Based and bushpilled thread
>>130448292
>>130448292still a simp edition
>>130448323>>130448333Not metal. Fuck you.
Where's the good music
>>130448310Little pride month warm-up for my fellow r/shredditors
>>130448297Artist: Lesbian Tribbing SquirtAlbum: Tribbing Is My ReligionSong: I Won't Stop Until Your Legs Are Shaking and the Neighours Know My Name>breeeeeee breeeeeeeeee>brekekekexbrekekekexbrekekekexbrekekekex
>>130440230>>130440230>>130440230
>>130448438Weird freak
>>130448452retard OP
They hated him because he spoke the truth
>>130448292Solaire of Astora
>>130448480have any other bullshit twitter pics you wanna share?
>>130448481"If only I could be so grossly incandescent" sounds like something Kate Bush would come up with
>>130448463It's his first time living too
>>130448310
Awful start. Closing the tab and going to the metal forums
new nunslaughter album next month brah brahs
>>130448677>Killing myself: Delayed
Nunslaughter have too many releases. I don't know how I'm supposed to get into them.
what is /metal/ doing to avoid this fate?
OP needs to be shot in the forehead for this disgrace of a thread, retarded freak loser
>>13044870490% of the discography is live bootlegs and sub 500 copy run EPs for a regional market
>>130448789this is how i imagine every simp poster, just a bunch of fat greasy porn obsessed losers with their dicks in their hand spamming whores in every thread they post in
>>130448829>I imagine fat incels jerking offweird freak loser
>>130448808Yeah but its basically all available online so filtering through it all seems like such a daunting task. Are there any non full length releases that are worth checking out?
>>130448843incoherent post
>>130448860Goat is the GOAT
>>130448860they all sound the same, that's their thing
>>130448399Don't post any more fluffy leopards
>>130448392You're not metal, you fucking guy!
>>130448789>has his own dungeon>nice collection of CDsIt's not a bad life.
what am i blasting? not telling, this shit thread doesn't deserve it
>>130448789what is /metal/ doing to avoid THIS fate?
>Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
>>130449092>t. blasting kultur
>>130449385no one said that
YOU ARE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHH
>>130449385I say this and look like that
john gallagher makes out with glen benton while suiçmez jacks off
>>130449708Muhammed Suiçmez is one of the most based people alive>releases one of the greatest metal albums ever>realizes metal and its fans are fucking lame>gives up playing guitar>becomes an engineer at BMW
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Varg is straight and has KIDS
>>130450096I heard that this is accurate.
>>130448480this is a great song thoughsohoweveritdobelikethatbeithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHGSULKK-s
>>130449743>German technical death metal band>The band used baroque music-influenced compositions paired with extreme metal drummingmetal went from a groove for white trash kids to a pose for middle class kids. >i just took a shit in my mom's pool>told you i was hardcore. got music lessons tonight as well.
>>130450117It's not.
>>130450198So that's metal sucks now and is a failed genre.
>>130450776good shit
>Will Ramos is gay and has AIDS. Now this I can believe.
>>130448789Prozak looking motherfucker. Probably the one who tweeted the reply>>130448480
>>130450198>baroque influence Ie that stupid overused pedal tone motif from Toccata and Fugue in D Minor
got this in mail
>>130448310This is way better than I thought it would be.
>>130451569I've got these on my HDD already.
https://dirtywombs.bandcamp.com/track/a-call-to-transcendΈΝΑ ΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΈΧΕΙ ΣΚΕΠΆΣΕΙ ΤΑ ΠΆΝΤΑΈΝΑ ΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΜΑς ΈΧΕΙ ΤΥΛΊΞΕΙ ΣΤΗΝ ΜΙΖΈΡΙΑΈΝΑ ΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΈΧΕΙ ΣΗΜΆΝΕΙ ΤΟ ΤΈΛΟςΈΝΑ ΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΠΈΠΛΟ ΘΑΝΆΤΟΥΠΙΈΖΕΙ ΑΣΦΥΚΤΙΚΆ
>>130448789Average BMcel in 2006.>>130449097Average BMcel in 2026.
Did anyone else end up going to the Cryptopsy show in Toronto? It was actually pretty good, better than I was expecting. Matt did a decent Job, and they mostly stuck to the good stuff. Necrot was also fucking phenomenal, saw them a few years ago, they were better this time. There was two other bands, I think one was a doom metal/trad heavy metal band called “spirit adrift” apparently they were the last minute replacement for Fulci who were originally supposed to be on the tour. Even though they didn’t fit the sound at all they put on a solid show. There were actually a lot more chicks than I was expecting, like skinny, attractive 19 alt girls. Some of them were really sexy.
>>130448310Picrel.>>130451918Don't talk about hot young girls please anon it makes my heart ache.
>>130448520>>130448481
I DON'T WANNA BE BURIEDIN THE PETCEMETERY
>>130452735*SemataryOtherwise correct.
I'm wearing ankle socks. Are they metal?
>>130453165Looks like slammy bdm goodness.
>Looks like slammy bdm goodness.
>>130453275lol hell yean
>>130453183it's deicide/morbid angel worship, kinda samey >>130453275what's your problem
>>130448677New Funebrarum album tomorrow.First album was based OSDM, second album less so.
>>130451569Based.
>>130451918>There were actually a lot more chicks than I was expecting, like skinny, attractive 19 alt girls. Some of them were really sexy.All the evidence you need that the music was terrible.
what do I think of new Uada
>>130453626hopefully you think all USBM is dogshit
sold my ticket some time agoI ain't sleeping in a fucking tent again
>>130448789Going to shows and fucking goth bitches
>>130453686pics or it didn't happen
>>130453576I loved their second album and I'm excited for the third.
kate's beautiful black bouncy big bristly bush
>>130453882Had her, mate.
>>130452875Absolutely not. Only proper length socks are real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvh3cckj_B8 (this was the only result when I searched for "sock" in my text file)
>>130453918cool guys split their text file into small ones containing individual releases a long time ago, loser
>>130453882what does this have to do with metal?
>>130454033>Kate Bush used harsh, demonic vocalizations, including what are now considered death metal growls, on her avant-garde 1982 track "Get Out of My House" and the 1985 song "Waking the Witch". These extreme vocal techniques were achieved well before death metal emerged as a mainstream subgenre.
>>130454049This guy gets it
thank you simp sisters
RATATATA
>>130454033Some Zoomggers got into both metal and Kate Bush because of Söyyylmao Things. I guess they're intertwined in their brains.
>>130454244Speak english
>>130454244>implying Angra's cover of Wuthering Heights didn't introduce me to her
>>130448310DEATH METAL FESTERS ETERNAL
we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>130453788Second album sucks compared to the first.
>>130454431I almost always listen to both back to back when I listen to funebrarum and I don't know what you mean. They are both great.
>>130454421thinking of making a tripname just to annoy you
I have a big forehead, so it gives off the illusion that my hairline belongs to an OSDM listener
>>130454556Second album sounds like they threw a bunch of Dismember and Entombed riffs into a blender.Just a very scattershot and messy sounding album compared to the first.
>>130448310WHO'S AT THE WHEEEL??
>>130448292I wish Kate Bush was a Gen Z and all her music was new it would have been so exhilarating and incredible to discuss her music in a new context and have her be appreciated like she deserved in her time. Imagine if the Wuthering Heights song came out for the movie and the baffled and outraged responses to the crazy high pitched chorus and then the critical reassessment "Why The WH Song Is Impossible To Sing Well" and then people would all talk about the singer who made the unsingable song and how it was actually a very catchy chorus and how Kate would react to all that mania on social media. Running Up That Hill would be by todays standards the song of the decade and it would be cool to see her become known as the greatest zoomer songwriter by far. There was so much good boomer music I feel like she got unfairly obscured but in this generation she would have been huge.
>>130454621the simp brain is truly damaged
>>130454556>>130454598That and I much prefer American OSDM (which is what the first album is) to Swedeath Metal; which is what the second album is trying to be.
today i will listen to tremolo treasures and racist rarities
>>130454621>unfairly obscuredshe was too intelligent and slightly bat shit insane for mainstream appreciation
>>130454721>racist raritiesyou have my attention
>>130454774Vaginal Jesus
>>130454621>the greatest zoomer songwriterAll zoomers are fucking useless.
>>130454966What about cute zoomettes who give da pussy up?
>>130454254What he said is perfectly understandble, I don't know what the fuck's your problem.
>>130454991prob an unc who ain't tapped in sheeesh
I forgot what I wanted to post
>>13044831035 years later still a masterpiece
>>130455577oh fuck off
>>130455577lol
>>130455589>>130455632Its been 35 years you dont have to pretend to hate it anymore
>>13045565135 years of hearing EEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT at sporting events has made me hate itfuck Stairway to Heaven tooand fuck Smoke on the Water
>>130455669This album is le bad because the lead single is overplayed
I cringe every time I hear enter sandman. What a gay song.
>>130455669https://youtu.be/5Un37CiAgC0
>>130455698cringe by associationI can't hear Of Wolf & Man without thinking, "oh yeah, this is the album Enter Sandman and The Unforgiven is on, damn it"
>>130455711I hate boomers so goddamn much
>>130454621Kate Bush is wack garbage
>>130455651I don’t hate it it’s just gay and bad
>>130455775why do you feel that way anon
imagine being some alcoholic Balkan NEET blasting Pantera all day while the neighbors curse and shout at him
>>130455957I don't have to imagine
>entire album is just pure riffage and guitar solos that go on for 3 or 4 minutes with minimal verses/chorus
>>130448310I love guitar feedback and fake drum beats
we hate guitar solos here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SvCkMegSzc
>>130456232Correct.
>>130455957Sounds peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPDT3HH8N9w
Black metal truly is the only genre with RIFFS
>>130455957Why even live if this isn't your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfhHzVEPPo
>>130456242>guy from King's X in the thumbnail>Cliffs of Dover at #1WatchMojo is the epitome of Internet contrarianism and hot Reddit takes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0QvnSRCjt8
>>130455957Impossible. They the biggest pussies in Europe, no chance they'd bother anyone with loud music. If they wanna listen loud they just put on headphones. Everything is quiet and shy as fuck over there.
>>130456232You hate metal
>>130456363Fat amerilard retard post
>>130456365I AM metal
>>130456433Spain
>>130456270I am a gigantic pussy and avoid conflict whenever possible
>>130456447your girlfriend cucked you again, bro
>>130448310Don't settle for death metal!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNDsSkTed4&list=RD_LNDsSkTed4&start_radio=1
tremolo truffles and blast beat bonbons
>>130456363>everything is quiet and shy>the entire region was a warzone in the 90s
>>130456567all the alpha chads died and the beta virgins survived (and listen to Thompson)
>didn't vet their industry plant for being a chudlol whoopsie
>>130456567Balkan excellence
>>1304565402nd best swedish grind band behind arsedestroyer
>>130456590What were the allegations?
>>130456601sexual assault, which is why their (female) guitarist quit
>>130456577>Thompsonbeloved here
>>130456567>entire region was a warzone>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singing_Revolution>The Singing Revolution is remembered as a major example of peaceful national mobilization and cultural resilience that demonstrated how organized civic action and public demonstrations can achieve political transformation without widespread armed conflict.LMFAO.
>>130456626beloved in Israel maybe, where they appreciate child killers
>>130456632>Baltic>Balkanburger...
>>130456600Regurgitate is the best out of Sweden for me. Arsedestroyer is cool, but I prefer Nasum and Suppository on the whole.
>>130456632most educated zoomer
>>130456693>arsedestroyer>suppositorythis shit really is grindrcore
Serbs are loud, dumb and violent, don't know what that poster is talking about
>>130456590>>130456601what a shitshow>Following allegations of sexual abuse against founder Thomas Hewson, the band issued a statement on May 18, 2026 saying that "while he denies all wrongdoing, he will be stepping back from the band while this situation is properly addressed." Guitarist Rhea Thompson also left the band due to these allegations.
>>130456709we all have an anal fixation here
>I can't believe it, it's really you! Arsedestroyer!
>>130441797im going to be very high yes
>>130456693suppository's from netherlands mane
>>130456733Why are you such a loser mate
>>130456709nasum is the gayest of em all and you chose to diss everything else
>>130456783Goddamn it idk why I remembered them as being SwedishIn that case Suppository is probably like the second or third best Dutch grind band. Maybe better than Bile but not better than Inhume.
>>130456671Fuck off, you clearly said Baltics before, faggot
>>130456632do americans really
>>130456834lol nope >>130455957
>/metal/ - anal fixation & geography
I like Neurosis
>>130456865Even worse with the current schizo now
>>130456832when it comes to netherlands you can't beat ldohlove inhume too tho
I like Neurosis and Isis and Bismuth
>>130456848Kys
>I like Neurosis
>>130456895take the L clueless dipshit
>>130456898I look like this and I say this and I am from Portland, my partner is pan transbian we are in a polycule and we also have our own post-grindcore band called Niggerfaggotgenocide you should come check us out we are playing on Saturday
atmosludge is a fake and gay genre
>>130456891same i'm such a metalhead lol but i also listen to sensitive music like sleigh bells and kate bush so you know i'm more intellectual not like most metal guys
>metal >call band Bismuthjerry seinfeld over here
>>130456934Bisthmusth?
>>130456926no cap tho kate bush goes hard
I get mixing up the Batlics and Balkans since they're both full of poor people but yeah man u should probably concede this one >>130456890I like the early material from them well enough. I could never get into the noise shit though. It's one of those things where I respect the intensity of it but the lack of discernable riffs never makes me wanna come back.
what's wrong with neurosis?
>>130456955sorry i'm not gay i would never listen to female pop music
>>130456965Didn't the one guy from that band beat his wife and kids or something? Making gay atmosludge is a worse crime than this imo.
>>130456965Nothing. But they are not called Anal Driller and their best album is not called Maximum Prolapse, so it's not trve kvlt.
>>130456965söy band
>>130456972how old are you
>>130456996Stalker post
member slipknotboy?
>>130456993You can't really say much from your own standpoint since metal is the most poser genre out there. Stones and glass houses and shit you know?
>dude i LOVE osdm
>>130457080These gentlemen appear to have full heads of hair, though the söyboy on the far left seems sus
>>130457035it's ok bro it's just a phase you'll get over it by the time you are 26 or so, keep on truckin buddy
Our anal fixation began in the same way Frank Zazueta's did: with his sonGreetings from Kampala
>>130457080>Themes: Horror, SoulsbourneDear God
>>130456980Loser post
listening to Neurosis rn got Abandon and Cult of Luna queued up for later mmm good day to have ears
>>130457127post feminine penis
>>130457098you seem lost this is the metal thread if you want to be gay and listen to girl pop try >>>/mu/
if the band doesn't look like this i'm not listening
If the band doesn’t look like this I’m not listening
>>130457157>puts his tiny white pecker on an album coverwhat did he mean by this
If the band doesn't look like this I'm not jerking off
>>130457134I will if you post your 5x5 so I can set up a bot that posts it every 3 hours so everyone can laugh at it
if the band doesn't loo-
I have never seen a midget play a musical instrument besides a harmonica
>>130457200>mom i threw up in the kitchen
Ok so I tried Bolt Thrower and didn't like it what gives
>>130457170imagine the fivesome
>>130457220try again after puberty
>>130457222with? since you will be watching from the cuck chair and all
>>130457220Nappy Soiler is for old men, you’re probably too young
>>130457234>>130457257I'm 32 in four months lil bro, speak up when you talk to me my hearing isn't what it used to be
>>130457170i wanna be fernanda's pedalboard so she steps on me
niggers be like>I love metal dude totallyand their favorite bands are garbage like Sepultura or Gojira or Meshuggah or Napalm Death or Darkthrone or Bathory or Tribulation or some other absolute shit like that man always cracks me the fuck up posers are retarded
/metal/ is too immature to appreciate this
>>130457299>Sepultura or Gojira or Meshuggah or Napalm Death or Darkthrone or Bathory or TribulationAll metal
>>130457266you're trying to get into bolt thrower at 32 unc just shut yo wrinkly ass up
>>130457305hate this redditor and his hokey bullshit music
>>130457313>All garbageftfy bro
>>130457299you're the poser faggot
>>130457299neurosis listener detected
>>130457326hit a nerve? you have shit taste boo hoo plenty of people like you it's fine don't beat yourself up>>130457337Neurosis is garbage for old """sensitive""" millennial fucks just like Crowbar is ask the Bolt Thrower unc he will confirm
>>130448292Don't care about metal but I've always liked this photo
>>130457299>You have to like obscure bedroom rotter albums because I say so, and I'm the King of my bedroom!
You now remember Metal Blade released thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU
>>130457483looking good bro do you use this pic for your library card
>>130457518you just know blud moisturizes dat dome e'ry day
>>130457518NSBM- nerd sounds (for) bald men
HEIL
>tfw you say you like drone so the sludgehaters leave you aloneclose call
if none of the band members beat their wives/gfs I'm not listening
is Dire Straits yacht rock
if I had a yacht I would invite only the blackest ladies out there with dem dere big ole butts
>>130457687imagine the smellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFWazj7Ud8
>>130457674Any band from the 80s that people actually like is yacht rock.
I WANNA PUMP IT BETTER
>>130457209Scott Ian
Melvins are so overrated
>>130457711>5'6''just a typical manlet
>>1304577225'6" isn't short
>>1304577305' 6" is prime manlet height.
>>130457711still better than your fav guitarist, bitch
>>130457710THIS FUCKIN' LIFE IS WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT
wish I had a black gf 2bh bros
>>130457713Unlistenable. I like Mudhoney much more than Melvins.
>>130457713facts
>>130457687and what happens when you get drunk and start thinking about sucking a cock again?
>>130457736Kerry King
>>130457743holy shit! is that scott ian?
>>130457764give me your number so I have it handy if I need some tips
>>130457772Dio
>>130457791'fraid nottoo much hair (on the head)
Iron Maiden is better than your favorite band
chuds BTFO
waiting for that new pharmacist
Also Danzig. Short kings made some great music because they were naturally angrier than tall guys
>>130457814>Iron Maiden is better than Iron Maidennot sure how that works but ok
>>130457816she looks Swedish
>>130457829Kek
>>130457829clearly French
>>130457816Americans are so cringe
>>130457814riot wipes those frauds
>>130457844Rhett Forrester got wiped out by a carjacker lmao
what does /metal/ think of Bolt Thrower?
>>130457844your mother wipes my ass with her tongue
>>130457865uncslop
do you guys play any instruments or just imagine yourself playing in your highschool and your crush is there in the audience and she falls in love with you after the gig?
>>130457865Bore Snorer sucks but are true
>>130457876definitely the latter
woke throater
>>130457865uncgem
>>130457876of course i play guitar and bass
>>130457876I play guitar, bass and drums
Bolt Thrower got me into 40k, I am 38 years old. Have some respect.
Unc bands are the only ones that made great albums. Zoomers can't into music worth a shit.
>>130457829By the way, are there starting to be more blacks in Europe than in America?
>>130457894>>130457898name my band /metal/
>>130457876I play the Ableton
>>130457922>listened to all of these except for the one under Beyond the Unknownhelp me out negro
>>130457922not a single good album in there btw
>>130457937wait, I'm fucking retarded, that's Ultimo Mondo Cannibale
>>130457937ultimo mondo cannibale
>>130457876I practiced Billie Jean on bass todaythen I jerked off
>>130457956slowpoke
>>130457947
>>130457922all of this is required listening before even making a shitpost here
>>13045796847 (You)s itt and I only listen to Boris and Earth
>>130457968I haven't listened to any of those
>>130457922nuclear death sucks
/metal/ is so cool posers who don't even listen to metal want to post here
>>130458003It's a dumping ground
if you use the word poser you are underage and will be banned for 30 days it's the law sorry
What band is she wearig?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWjio5boXck
https://news.sky.com/story/ozzy-osbourne-dies-just-weeks-after-farewell-show-13400248holy shit Ozzy Osborne died
make a good thread
>>130458024what edition?
>>130458028black booty & Bolt Thrower
better not be a simp edition
“”Female”” “”metal”” “”musicians””
>>130458003I listen to metal, just not the shitty basement Nazi bands that get posted itt.
>>130458023I love you retards
>>130458059there hasn't been a single Nazi band posted yet because this is not a RAC thread, the safe edgelord "NS"BM bands are all make believe in la la landhave you tried not being an american faggot?
Remember that one time we shitposted until getting to 666 posts before the thread died
>>130458079no.
Dave Mustaine funkopop
>>130458093The thread usually falls apart after a shitpost session and no one posts for 5 hours. >>130458125Bazed
any bio girls here or just me
>>130458144I goon to Olivia during the down time
>>130458170LOL there's only men pretending to be girls here
>>130458175She's the hottest of the wpop girls, although I'd bang Sabrina too
cooking my antifa edition
>>130458204don't think the home owner would appreciate you doing that to their garden gnome
>>130458170>>130458176Only you did it, schizo
>>130448297Girl it's okay to leave the thread for a minute to use the bathroom.
>>130458264>>130458264>>130458264
>>130458003incoherent
