Wolves In The Throne Room editionold >>130458264FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
HEIL
>>130468927
>It's an 11/10I kneer
>>130468971What's the title?
>>130468992what are you mean?he called his big brother...
>>130469076Lol
>>130468934HEIL RANMA
>>130469239don't know anymore if you're laughing at me or at the webmI thought you had replied to the wrong post
Schizo freak alert
>>130468927>>130469257based>>130469280yep, see you fags tomorrow
I can't fucking do this today, I just can't
>>130469322WIMPS AND POSERS, LEAVE THE HALL! \\m// :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxwcr72VcKg
>>130469349Forgot to include you in my last post lol xD
GRIFTERS, SHILLS AND GLOWIES, LEAVE THE HALL! Yeah, there'd be nobody else left apart from me then lmao xD
>>130469395You are mentally ill
>>130469367>>130469395bye
>>130469402Thanks for that! In reality I'm mentally smart, not mentally ill though ;)
>>130469411Am I leaving? Oh well. Bye I guess if I get banned xD
these reissues are so nice looking
>>130469424just don't do anything terrible things
>>130468927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaHpqtXvNs
>A HEAVYYYYYYYYY METAL CREATURE
My dog just destroyed a small child for wearing an Serbian AI metal shirt. Based warrior dog. He even wears a Burzum shirt and sunglasses
>>130469454>BLASHYRKH. MIGHTY. RAVENDARK!
>>130469451Sure, I actually am always nice to everyone, even ppl I disagree with (Got ppl with dog pics following me recently even, and glad they do and everyone's welcome lol) I believe in the whole 'nasty people want to bring us down' so they promote divide and hate and want people to get angry and nasty with each other. I do the opposite. It's alot more fun overall and you have an internal kinda 'light' I think that shines when you're nice to others and the nasty ones hate that, and I like annoying the nasty ones ;)>>130469473Yeah, I like annoying the nasty ones like you :)
>>130469493That's just your perspective though
>>130469493Can I get some Serbian AI grindcore
>woman out of the house>Trailer Park boys playing>smoking weed >eating pizza>Serbian Ai metal spastic spamming his retarded nonsense and posting links no one ever clicks because his music sucks Best way to start the weekend
>filters working a charm
I just roke up
AI metal friday dog treat bonanza!!!!every time the schizo posts AI crap my dogs get treats!!!!!
Cyber Ozzy (That thing's supposed to be dead)
>>130469641This just makes me imagine Ozzy trying to sing Dehumanizer songs
We hate Serbian AI guy here. Fucking nazi.
>>130469493> It's alot more fun overall and you have an internal kinda 'light' I think that shines when you're nice to others and the nasty ones hate thatlmaoo you got me there, agree i'll go then, for I am far too bitter to be in your presence
>>130469677Sharon is a Jewish metal queen
>>130469637BASED/metal/ loves dogs
>>130469677no serbian ai brutal death metal?
>>130469637holy shit that is one spoiled doge
>>130469677I'd rather euthanize you, with a bullet
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
What would you find inside this store?, /metal/?
>>130469712Do not give the retard (you)s
>>130469717>can't say the n-wordtruly my personal hell
Cyber Ozzy >>>>>> Serboschizo
>>130469670I like honest ppl, and you're honest by saying that, so you're one of the good ones! I think everyone can always can improve for the better. I'm not perfect either. I watch alot of videos and stuff like that hits true for me. It's nice to be nice and you see all the psyops about religion and politics and get pissed off also. Sorta end up making sense of it in my own way and not letting any of their divide and conquer bs influence me, and encourage you all to do the same!
>>130469717Serbian AI metal fag shit
Serbian AI metal used to be cool, now it's just gay.
The Moth finally dropped, this was the only project of his that I'd really been anticipating for years so I avoided hearing the live performance or looking into it too much.Meh, the big orchestra didn't do much for me and all of the tracks felt like transitions with no pay off. I groan whenever he collaborates with that female vocalist on his projects, she's always a complete mismatch. The concept was a bit incoherent but being fair, I wasn't paying much attention. I'll give it another go but I feel that everything Devin does now is self indulgent wank, and this seems like the peak of that. I listened to 'Lightwork' again recently and think I was too harsh on that, that album was actually decent.
>>130469825Keep screeching more nonsense, Cletus
>>130469831>everything Devin does now is self indulgent wankdid you see the liner note artwork
NARCISSISTIC DOG OWNER! GET THAT BEAST AWAY!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Tg2JRmD6U
>The Moth finally dropped, this was the only project of his that I'd really been anticipating for years so I avoided hearing the live performance or looking into it too much.Meh, the big orchestra didn't do much for me and all of the tracks felt like transitions with no pay off. I groan whenever he collaborates with that female vocalist on his projects, she's always a complete mismatch. The concept was a bit incoherent but being fair, I wasn't paying much attention.>I'll give it another go but I feel that everything Devin does now is self indulgent wank, and this seems like the peak of that. I listened to 'Lightwork' again recently and think I was too harsh on that, that album was actually decent.
>>130469788Self-preservation
>>130469847looking good Troony
>>130469874Dogs are worth more than a Serbian life.
>>130469717Hardcore Punk, Powerviolence, Sludge
>190 subscribershis power is growing
>>130469895Indeed. Not just me either ;)
>>130469939You mustn't have heard my 'Immune to Psyops' song earlier. Here it is again ;)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6i9GcLI5Sg
>>130469939>no goatsshit list, fuck you
>>130469948Israel is based as fuck. Most metal country of the world. My dog is from there. I call it Serbian Fetus Eviscerator. It's a special breed that is extra deadly and dangers and gets sent to Gaza. He loves listening to nazi black metal
>>130469975Your posts do make me laugh xD Well played ;D Still Free Free Palestine though ;D
>>130470020This is true, Israel is the true representative of master morality in the Middle East
>>130470043Marduk are right wing. They'd be anti Israel.
>>130470096But I remember buying that album when it came out. Marduk are not pro-Israel. Hitler was a kinda zionist though, which isn't talked about enough. Alot of corruption in politics. It makes the light thing I said about earlier even more relevant ;)
>>130470134the members of Marduk are low IQ dipshits who don't actually study historyfor fucks sake, that isn't even a panzer tank on the album cover
>>130470158Yep, true. I remember reading it was a British Challenger tank or something lol :D
So guys when do you think we'll have even the most basic moderation to off-topic spam?Currently it's been over 5 years and all they handle are n-bombs and album art with titties on them, yet /pol/tard spam and shilling happens freely without consequence.We have to be close to even the most basic fucking moderation soon, right?
>>130470129it's been confirmed that "serb" schizo is a jeet invader and not serbian
>>130468983This should be called Symphonic Black Metal, because it actually sounds like a well composed symphony. Unlike awful keyboard slop like Limbonic Art and Emperor
>>130470205Hey! Don't shit on In the Nightside Eclipse!
the real "Rammstein at home:"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hvEIBDgWgI
>>130469717What's "facism"?
>>130470277can't enter if you have a pretty face and mog all the mutant libtards
>>130468927DEATH METAL FESTERS ETERNAL
>>130470146Correct.
>>130468920This band name still makes no sense and just sounds like a Dungeons and Dragons campaign
surprise surprisei knew serbschizo was a bad actor
>>130470075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL8g5GiIbGQ
>>130470437Every fucking time.
>>130470524Marduk are posers. Dissection were always best Swedish black metal band. Jon rulez. Panzer Division is a good album, but rest of their stuff is filler, not killer :)
>>130470524>Werwolf,>riding the end times!>Werwolf behind enemy lines!>Sudden flames greet>muscle and bone>and all we need is Werwolf!>Werwolf! Werwolf!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werwolf
>>130470495the gig is up rabbi. go peddle your talmudic demon slop somewhere else
Finian Patraic is a musical geniushttps://youtu.be/XMsO-vEEtWE
>>130469567Plenty of people click them, the music is actually pretty good sometimes.
>>130470621>Themes: Vampires, National Socialism>Vocals: Nick Curse Kek
>low effort 70s rock with harsh vocalsThe funderground needs to apologize for letting this nonsense fester
>>130470205Vothana isn't bad, but Emperor mogs this shit out of it easily. The symphony isn't bad for raw bm but it's not well composed. Try asking someone in /classical/ lmao.
French Black Metal reigns gigasupreme
>>130471111Looks stupid
>>130471111Quads speak the trvth.
>>130470556HEIL
>>130471371finally some good fucking music
>>130471387Yehaw! 100% :)
That thing's not cute
HEIL WERWOLF
>>130471611He's one of the few still carrying the eternal flame.
The non-binary musical stylings of Striborg
>>130471045Bros
>>130471673it's fake, yejibro
>>130471667I prefer his earlier hermitical undiagnosed autism style.
>>130471667Would pay to see Varg heem the autism out of this lass
>>130471611Wasn't he supposed to be releasing a new album soon?
>>130471985too busy playing NES and doing naked sleepovers
>>130472008Lol yeah, he's a big dork. But I like his dorktastic music, so I hope he finds time to get to the studio between NES sessions.
Cyber Ozzy recounting the tale of how he used to shoot cats with a shotgun
Diaper Golem Pozzy is a threat to metal and the world as a whole
/metal/'s thoughts on Glamtera?
>>130472400I'm a fan of the first 4 albums.
>>130472051KEK, accurate
>>130468927This was decent. Like a middle-class man's Deeds of Flesh.
>>130468927Real good!
>>130468934>Yapapa yapapa What did he mean by this
Enjoying the Heavy Metallurgy stream since /metal/ is dead on weekends.
>>130471444HEIL
>>130472742I remember when Saturday was peak /metal/.
>>130472400How come nobody gives a shit that Cowboys from Hell has bits of glam metal vocals in it?
>>130470621Thought this was an Old Nick project at first glance kek
>>130468927All this Werwolf posting got me in the mood for this classic.
How do we feel about Inquisition? Is Dagon a nonce or was he unjustly attacked by basedboy journalists?
>>130473736I honestly don't give a shit about that but their music is just boring to me. They do have a few standout tracks but their albums as a whole suck.
>>130473760>They do have a few standout tracks but their albums as a whole suck.Well said. A "best of" compilation would be their best release.
>>130473760I've been getting back into metal since Ozzy died and I've been impressed by the amount of music they've put out in the 2010s and beyond. Seems pretty good but yeah doesn't stand out that much.
>>130473736good riffs, dumb vocals
>>130473736I'd enjoy them more if they used harsh vocals like in this song: https://youtu.be/67L4Im1ev3k?si=0DtQhFOISKFWvnSE&t=253The frog shit just doesn't work for me
>>130472400Dimebag was still an amazing guitarist even when he was young.
Best fucking Slaya song?Yes, is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjoOOPU6Xohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjoOOPU6Xohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjoOOPU6Xohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjoOOPU6Xohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjoOOPU6Xo
>>130474108You're really close but it's actually thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhBxQ8ZZSVo
>>130473736Awesome band, söyboy "metal" journaltologists kvetching for their rulers, etc. we all know the story and it doesn't change just because time has passed.
>>130472597>>130472597>>130472597
>>130473736Great stuff from what I've heard. I've only heard Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical Macrocosm, but I thought it kicked ass. I was a lot more out of the loop back than, so I had no idea there was any controversy about one of the members until a buddy of mine told me years later when we were talking about black metal.
>>130469831Addicted was Devy's last great albumEven Deconstruction which was pure wank had its moments
Gene Hoglan is so overrated as a drummer. Saw that fucking lady gaga drummer hears Crystal Mountain for the first time. DESU I think I like his version more than Genes. It actually has energy,
Share your charts, bros
>>130474834Who do you think is the best thrash drummer? Dave Lombardo?
>>130474834Listen to Strapping Young Lad and tell me he doesn't have energy
>>130475057He's top five for sure. Kevin Kuzma, Ventor, Rat Skates, Gus Pynn, Ron Sumners, Tony Scaglione, John Tabares ,Pat Buckley. Those of some of my personal favorite Thrash drummers. I love Hoglan on Darkness Descends, but can't stand the jazzy, clicky drums on the 90s death records.
>>130475121>Rat SkatesNice to see him mentioned, the drumming on the Power In Black demo is so much better than the drumming on the debut
>>130469567
>>130473736the only black metal I listen to (rarely)
>>130468927morning faggots
I'm a cunning linguist
>>130470798based, fuck the funderground
>>130471842Based
does playing bass with your fingers instead of a pick turn on foids?
>>130473736Saw them live recently, awesome showJust 1 guitar and drums but they sounded great. Way better than all the other 5 member bands who played before. Sometimes less is more (Yngwie is a retard)>>130477130No, it turns on other (male) bassists. No one gives a shit except them. Same case with guitarists and downpicking everything
>>130477130Since you have your serious hat on I will give you a serious answer. As the other anon said, they don't give the slightest shit about the way you play. The only people paying any attention to that are other musicians. You attract foids through charisma, not technique. Look at Sid Vicious as a great example. Dude couldn't even play properly but he was still popular with girls because he was pretty.
>>130477291>dude, just have charisma>by that I mean be attractive lol
I never realized how identical these are. Talk about creatively bankrupt...
>>130477314They go hand in hand. If you're charismatic you automatically look more attractive. Look at Lemmy. If you just look at his appearance alone, he was ugly, but he had a ton of confidence and charisma, and that made him legitimately attractive in the eyes of women.
>>130477339I just got fired because of you
>>130477362based, welcome to NEETdom
>>130477339If you would wear that in public you have no consideration
>>130477396OK dad
>>130477339>>130477396I got suspended in high school for wearing the Cradle of Filth one
>>130477396you just know this nigga was in the boy scouts
Not a good look
Cryptic Slaughter
>>130477525fuck you retard
can i ask you a question?
>>130477574better not be a stupid question
>>130477583ok thanks
>>130477558bodied that freak
>>130477398>>130477469i prefer wehrmacht
>discover a cool new album>interested in finding out what other people think>every review is trashing it
>>130477804why would it matter what others think if you like the album
WICKED WOMANYOU'LL GO TO HEEEEEEEELL
>>130477804>every review is trashing itThat's a compliment
>>130477909>t. chudcel
leitmotifs
>>130477967t. reviewer
>>130477804what is it you dope
>>130478001thank you for the non-metal retarded faggot canadian sister
>>13047800100's scene girl -coreshit
vapid ass sceneslop
My dawg Varg always comments on my techno songshttps://youtu.be/i6UeLsgCIzQ?si=1uTC0TcCCX9XcxtN
>>130468927I thought I had serious vikingslop fatigue. Nope, most of it sucks but this is still badass
>>130478128>this is what Varg listens to in the cuck jeep while his autstic wife raises 5 autistic childrenbeyond grim
>>130478134you should listen to hades
>>130478004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-LWd9KdlYY
>>130478163>he wrote as lamp of murmuur blasts so loud it shakes his pride flag on the wall
I have an awful hangover, metal for this feel?
>>130478213I'm blasting Hellripper - Coagulating Darkness tho and the only flag I have up is my alma mater because I'm too lazy to take it down
>>130478232Sure you are
>>130478237
>>130477421Holy based.
>>130478254I know, that's why I said 'sure you are.' Anyways, back to wage slaving out in the humidity.
>>130478018>>130478031Thank you sisters.
>>130478206i assume you're referring to the metallum reviews, which normally i would disregard but both reviewers are some of the better on the archives
>>130478266my dad dawg, I have crippling autism, am a virgin, and can't detect sarcasm
Hellripper are mad overrated lass.
>>130478279Now THAT is grim, but we're all gonna make it someday. I believe in you.
>>130478254that font looks retarded
>>130478293Times New Roman is the most vanilla font in existence
>>130478293is this better?
>>130478163>while his autstic wife raises 5 autistic childrensame poster>>130478279>I have crippling autism
>>130478344
>>130478304>>130478333anything that isn't sans serif is not ok on musicbee
Mornin shreddit
>>130478429Morning RART!!!!!!!!!
>>130478427says whomst
>>130468927Based edition.
>>130478584Rat-coded album cover
>>130478604Thank you, sister.
>>130478282Warlocks is untouchable but the new one was a bit of a letdown desu
>>130478604I don't see any e-girls on that cover
Gonna listen to Witchfinder General - Death Penalty later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbYaXnTcXqs
Hellripper is spiritually diapersloppa
>>130478679HEIL
I'M A SPACEMANGOT A ROCKET ON MY BACKSPACEMANOH I'M RAVING LIKE A MANIAC
>>130478825RATATATA
The Dear Hunter is one of the most faggy bands I've ever heard
>>130478128>46 subscriberswhy the fuck does he know who this nobody is
>>130477459Many are saying this
>>130478856I never liked asians but I really need to coom in the babymetal chicksGnomesayin?
>>130468927Is Grindcore allowed?
>>130479041>powerviolence coresloppayou tell me
>>130479054Thanks for reminding me to listen to Infectious Jelqing
>>130479064they're neither powerviolence or coreshit you immense retard
>>130478942HEIL !
Did you know Cattle Decapitation started out as a screamo band?
>>130479122Did you know that my last shit started out as a Philly cheesesteak?
>>130479054Not a Powerviolence album you retard
Power Trip rules.
>>130479122yah their debut demo sounds like the locust
remember when Ghost Bath was supposed to be Chinese
Remember when blacked metal was about the music? Me neither.
>>130479207huh wat u mean
>Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Candle in my ass sucks
>>130479272next time don't stick it up then, just get fucked in the ass by a dude like a normal human
>>130479272The candle sucks your ass?
>>130479171They were kind of a Locust side project at that time. Some of the same members.
roastie metal
>Death Metal (early)>Black Metal (mid)>Industrial/Electronic Black Metal (later)
solos are boomer coded
>>130479720zoomers don't have the creativity or skill to solo
>>130479720correct
>>130479079Um yes they are
>>130479717what is Godkiller
>>130479762I would put you in a blender you fucking useless waste of space
>>130479235Doom is undoubtedly the most spiritually r*ddit genre
fuck off idiots
godkiller is too based
>>130479802no djent is
>>130479848how homosexual do I have to be to understand the cryptic bullshit on this cover
how do i do that
>>130479802retard
>>130470621>>130471444>>130478001not metal
>>130479877Just enjoy it, or don't. I think it looks nice, and couldn't give any less of a shit if there's any "cryptic bullshit" behind it. Relax; no need to be a faggot about it.
>>130479736Correct.
>>130479877>>130479976>Ambient Drone/Doomthere's bigger problems
On my 4th whiteclaw at work
>>130480011Are you the breakroom bussy boy
>>130480028No I drive all day
>>130480042SWERVING THROUGH THE STREETDRUNK AS FUCKSEARCHING FOR A OPEN STOREI THINK I'M OUT OF LUCK
>>130479720>>130479748>t. coreshitters
Jimmy Page invented metal in 1968.
>>130478190>you should listen to hadesSeconded hard. Imagine a mid-point between Hammerheart and Vikingligr Veldi. That's Hades's first two albums. Essential shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG9dyBr4mj8
Jeff Beck invented metal in 1968.
>>130480111>>130480137Jimi Hendrix mogs all these crackers
You're all idiots. Cronos invented metal in 1980.
>>130480111trips confirm led zeppelin is in fact metal
>>130480071yeah i like stenchcore, grindcore and thrashcore
>>130480150First two albums yeah.
>>130480145But he didn't invent metal
>>130480165pretty sure he did on Voodoo Child
>>130480159Alexisonfire are dope you dope. Bet you don't even own any merch huh
Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Uriah Heap are metal. Deep Purple, Budgie, Rainbow, Lucifer's Friend, Flower Travellin' Band and Rush aren't.
>>130480172No
>>130480145>>130480165>>130480172>>130480183https://youtu.be/OImSmCE4Zy0https://youtu.be/RMnVE5Ro_6c
>>130480202acid rock is not metal; drone is not metal
>>130480183>Zeppelin and Uriah Heap don't have metal archive pages>Deep Purple, Budgie, Rainbow, Lucifer's Friend, Flower Travellin' Band, and Rush docurious!
>>130480220>encyclopedo methaneum is my daddy and the only authority I recogniseSad!
I've got this hoodie too. >>130480217Drone ≠ drone metalDrone metal is metal.
Warmaster, Satanic
>>130480179i'm cool off that weeb shit brah
Robert Fripp invented metal in 1968
>>130480243GAY>>130480246I'm not a weeb at all but I liked the shirt enough to buy it haha
>>130480240No
>>130479235We don't post selfies here
>>130480251why did the hospital shave his balls after he had a heart attack though?
>>130480269personal request
I think we can all agree that whoever parrots the meme that Blue Cheer invented metal are a bunch of twats
>>130480269so Toyah could lick his taint to help him recover
>>130480281No
>>130480305twat detected
>>130480313flaccid, impotent reply
it's Black Sabbathend of story
>invents metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
Sad wings of destiny was the first metal album/thread
>>130480341
I did it, I invented metal
>>130480362bad move
>>130480331Not metal.
someone should invent a new thread
>>130480462>>130480462>>130480462
>>130480412
Black metal is cool as fuck but I'm not a fan of its overtly anti-christian/satanic imagery
