Unholy Death editionOld: >>130790265FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTIN'
>>130798473well? also fuck you >>130798514
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Posting this before the place gets shitted up with a bunch of BM nonsense
what drugs should I take before (during) an eyehategod gig?
>>130798670based
>>130798670You needn't have bothered
>>130798686Raid grannies medicine cabinet and just take some of everything, now's not the time to be picky.
>>130798711It was no bother, brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcBfyDiwJnw
>>130798533kill yourself
>>130798686any answer other than meth is inaccurate and frankly cowardly
>>130798525
post african rhythms, riffs, no verse chorus, proto metal (don't @ me)https://youtu.be/buX2Z0MTmmc
>>130798686fent + meth(If coke + heroin = speedballwhat is meth + fent called?)
Ozzy invented metal
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP RANDOM TOWN IN THE CALIFORNIA DESERT?! I WANNA SEE YOU MOOOVVE
>>130798926>what is meth + fent called?goofball
What bands do I need to listen to to get an GF like this?
>>130799066Definitely not metal
>>130799066She looks stupid
>>130799066Early WASPRazorMotörheadbut you'll have to grow some balls for itand also get the fuck out of here, m*tthew
>>130798887Will some South Africore do instead?https://youtu.be/Hu0ugcvdZmM?si=pT0RCQS-smgaoRJf
>>130798516songs about or resembling mermaids/sirens, including ballads:amorphis - mermaidnightwish - the sirensavatage - sirensvisions of atlantis - mermaid's wintertaleeternal tears of sorrow - bride of the crimson seahaken - aquarius (album)symphony x - odyssey pt. 4 sirensdark sarah ft charlotte wessels - aquariumepica ft charlotte wessels & myrkur - sirens of blood and waternightwish - turn loose the mermaidsaldious - mermaidgrave digger - call of the sirensblackbriar - selkiexandria - mermaidsvision of atlantis - the siren & the sailorsirenia - sirens of the seven seasirenia - sirenian shoresseven spires - encounter or anything off of emerald seasnightwish - devil & the deep dark oceantears of martyr - mermaid and lonelinessalcest - ecailles de lune (album)snow white blood - longing for the seadark moor - beyond the seasirenia - goddess of the seaxiphea - the little mermaidtheatre of tragedy - sirentristiana - aphelionokwaho - the mermaidtristiana - sirenecastle rat - siren asphodelus - les oceanidesasphodelus - scent of venuson thorns i lay - oceanson thorns i lay - atlantis (i-iii)dethklok- murmaiderevanescence - oceansevanescence - swimming homefugatta - sea of sirensterra atlantica - mermaids' islegive some more
>>130799135what kinda gay bullshit is that
>>130799149You sound insecure
>>130799135But mermaids/sirens are dumb. Architeuthis is where it's at, bro.https://youtu.be/Hu0ugcvdZmM?si=pT0RCQS-smgaoRJf
>>130799127>>130799187based groinchurn poster
>>130799187Whoops. Wrong link.https://youtu.be/PBwAXVT5qwQ?si=UV1-vZ-FezolfFC_
>>130799135Based, listening to all of these now
is this cringe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTVgUrRNM7E
>>130799204which ones are your favorites?the amorphis and tears of martyr are some of my favorites
>>130799205Uh... well, let's see. Fetishizing of Japanese culture, mixed with some kind of weird rap/metal hybrid music and a video of them walking around do stupid ghetto culture gestures... it's fucking stupid if that's what you mean by "cringe." But here, an actual band from Japan will remedy that:https://youtu.be/dL5HMeRYrNM?si=xdQzTgSj-oAhDv0i
>>130798686HRT
>>130798936Ozzy didn't invent shit. One could argue that Black Sabbath laid the foundations of what was to become metal but there were other bands around that same time period that were pushing music in that direction. Here's one such band which recorded their album around the same time as Sabbath recorded theirs, also... another band from Japan:https://youtu.be/wLan0PQjlkg?si=QSkm0yZyLqh_Gd5n
>>130798525another band with good riffs ruined by shit female vocals. just goes to show how simping ruins everything. never let a female near your band
>>130799393What about a whole band of them? Also... another band from Japan. I'm on a roll!https://youtu.be/T_vW8tuONvc?si=o0w-0O3zPMJEwRyX
>>130799104women are indeed ridiculousridiculously hot you faggot lmfao
>>130799386Go ahead and check the tracklist of their 1970 debut Anywhere. What do you see?
>>130799515Dude, just make your point. What would I see if I did.
>>130799529How wrong you are, and lazy.
>>130799547And how would the track list show that. Still haven't made your point or proven your assertion.
>>130799580They literally cover Black Sabbath. You didn't know, but that'll not stop you pretending.
It's so over
>>130799386>relping to zero-effort bait with a rant about shit everyone already knows aboutDo you feel good about yourself?
>>130799135>only like two items from that listfeels good manalso >evanescence not metal
>>130799611what is
>>130799601Ah, never heard their debut album. Well, I stand corrected. Gonna have to give it a listen. Still, I would argue that the sound Sabbath laid down did more to push music in the metal direction than Ozzy's vocals or lyrics did. So, my point still valid... Ozzy didn't invent shit.
>>130799652the simp menace. they're finally going back to /wpop/
Not all heroes wear capes
>>130799667xD le heroes meme just like in my reddits!
>>130799280My favorites? Every single one, I don't pick favorites
>>130799205Nah these guys are epic
>>130799667Correct, some ruin their long time fans' life by suing them into oblivion #chad
Time to keep stealing all media
Metallica is Now Selling Fully Functional Lars Ulrich Toilets?!?
>>130799802>What Kirk saw every morning on the tour bus
>>130799662>Ozzy's vocals or lyricsOzzy didn't write lyrics.>Ozzy didn't invent shitIommi and Butler did, and we call it Heavy Metal.
>>130799778>>130799802>>130799830Why did Lars get his nipples pierced in the '90s?
>>130799802Can Lars die already?
>>130799851That's not the best photo of her, but she was hot as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfp3pWndGE&list=RDuwfp3pWndGE&start_radio=1This is tuffer and more real that 99% of "true" metal posted here.
>>130799902Are you Indian?
>>130799902why do so many insanely good scream vocalists end up in metalcore bands? does the style rely so heavily on vocals that the singers just naturally aim to get better and better?>didnt remove the tracker in the linkretard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnVcdLpiaS4this is the best metal song ever made
>>130799902>simppost>coreshit>reddit spacing>zoomigger lingo>fucked up linklegit 0/10 post
>>130799802No, they ain't
>>130799999well damn, I guess quads confirm
>>130800126nah
>>130799504Not that one if you have a modicum of taste
>>130800150Man-loving hands typed this
I'm a diaperwarrior Manowar is my religion
>>130800178saxon is my holy bible
What to do when your diaper itches during an epic metal concert
>>130800253you ask your fellow diaperbrother for a hand
>>130800292Have him rub some ointment on I guess
>>130798516the frontman of NME has the craziest bio if I am remembering correctly he murdered his mother and later drove off a bridge.
>>130800384from tma:>In April 1986, Kurt Struebing killed his adoptive mother with a hatchet and scissors while on drugs. He claimed that he thought he was a robot. He wanted to open her up to see if she was a robot also. He was charged with second-degree murder and was sentenced to twelve years in prison. He was released early in 1994 and that was when NME's music took a change.>On March 9, 2005 Kurt was killed while crossing a swing bridge in Seattle, Washington. His car and about three other cars stopped at a barricade on the bridge which was open, letting boat traffic go through the Duwamish Waterway. Witnesses report that his car suddenly pulled out of line, burst through the stopped traffic, and ran through the barricade, falling 60 feet to his death. It is unclear if he was under the influence of a substance, or had been suicidal.
>>130800391Based, what an awesome way to live
>>130800412get help
>>130798516>Released on the day the space shuttle Challenger exploded.huh
>>130799853based
>>130800440on what?
>>130800474what metal subgenre is this
>>130800602"hardly"
dead.
Aryan Kampf 88
>>130800800Dumb name for a band
>>130800800I heard that the guy in Necropole saved that band.
>>130800813nazis tend to be dumb, yeah
>>130800800>Aryan Kampf 88mex, phl or in?
>>130800880>no uLmao
>>130800950Worse: Belgium
>>130800985>nazi band mentioned>that's a dumb name>nazis are dumb yeah>LOL THAT'S A CLASSIC "NO U" MY DUDE LMAOHow?
>>130799066Not telling you, we only like black women in here, poser!
>>130801066>Not telling you>tells himHypocrite, false and cowardly fiend, that you should so swiftly betray your own word with nary a provocation
>>130801066> we only like black women in hereDid you fuck one?
>>130801005Let's just say you're not as smart as you think you are
>>130801102Let's not. Instead, kill yourself
>>130801066>weYou do, until you're drunk and start lusting cock again.Fuck off and die.
>>130801130How does one lust cock again?
>>130800783Incorrect unfortunately
>>130801102>lol ur dum>how>lets jus say ur dum lmaowow truly schooled
Nazi metal reigns supreme
>>130801217where
>>130801220Brazilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfcXmNTCJQ
>>130801220Here
>>130801220USA
>>130801240>>130801251>>130801273so we all agree
>>130801251>filenameCringe
>>130801316NSBM is cringe, yeah
>>130801217Correct
>>130801345yes, we've been over this>>130801240>>130801251>>130801273>>130801282
>>130799393Dis nigga lookin high ass hell lmfao
>>130801368stop larping
>>130801365Missed quite a few countries there
>>130801397No
>>130801401Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, Mexico
>>130801416>Norway, Sweden, France, GermanyWhy would those be in spicland>Mexicoget the cum out of your eyes and check again
>Bulgarian DM album>ends with a Pet Shop Boys cover
>>130801443pretty cool
>>130801426Cope
>>130799679You forgot to say "muh"
>>130801519nonsensical reply
>>130801217This is correct.
>>130801382You do know when it's online it's just role-play right? Stupid ass.
Why is every thread mentally ill fags arguing about nsbm now?
>>130801569do you know what larping means you retarded sack of pointless shit
>>130801577well, it's mostly because nazis are mentally ill as you said
bitch ass niggas
>>130801613Ironic.
>>130801655how so
>>130801577NSBM triggers the lower IQ posters
>>130801671yeah they get really mad when you call NSBM garbage, which it is
>>130801251lol
Hitleric riffs and Wotanic riffs are beloved here
>>130801729where
>>130801680Low IQ reply
>>130801744Here >>130801251
Not the brightest bunch etc.
>>130801744>>130801416
>>130801766>no unazi strats
>>130801785>>130801426
>>130798516percent of active bands in the metal archives labeled as doom metal (for countries with at least 100 active bands): uruguay 1.92colombia 2.79venezuela 2.89guatemala 2.99india 2.99indonesia 3.11ecuador 3.18el salvador 3.48puerto rico 3.88south korea 3.95paraguay 4.27china 4.36malaysia 4.47bolivia 4.58thailand 5.17argentina 5.41japan 5.71mexico 5.8philippines 5.94costa rica 6.23slovakia 6.54lithuania 6.87slovenia 7chile 7.11austria 7.19brazil 7.53spain 7.64romania 7.85bulgaria 7.95turkey 8.14serbia 8.19czechia 8.27latvia 8.49france 8.74switzerland 8.8germany 8.86greece 8.95singapore 9.13croatia 9.25hungary 9.55poland 9.66canada 9.9russia 10.2norway 10.22ukraine 10.26finland 10.64italy 10.64south africa 10.78peru 10.91sweden 11.09belarus 11.17netherlands 11.3denmark 11.92estonia 12.05united states 12.15australia 12.23portugal 12.28belgium 12.52iran 13.04scotland 13.04wales 13.23israel 13.84ireland 13.92england 14.99iceland 15.03new zealand 17.51northern ireland 18.26
>>130801780Rodential post
>>130801780Correct
>>130801810Mentally ill post
>>130801217INHERENTLY.
Blasting Madonna right now.
>>130801786Low IQ lol
>>130802058>As of 2026, there have been ZERO musical collaborations between Madonna and Olivia Rodrigo, nor have they been credited together on a studio recordingNot metal, son
>>130802113For me it's Zara Larsson.
>>130801969Dang, doom metal so white
>>130801969>Israel in the top 6Doom-bros... We might've gotten too cocky
>>130801969>percent of active bands in the metal archives labeled as doom metal (for countries with at least 100 active bands)Idk if it's just me but I'm having a lot of trouble parsing this sentence.
>>130802234>>130801780
>>130802234bands who are>active>doom metal>from a country that has 100 active bands on the archives
>Dying Fetus - Judgement Day (Integrity cover)
>>130802243What is the percentage a ratio of is what I'm mostly confused about.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>130802240Correct.
>>130802255>>130802255Overall metal styles (that is, those accepted by metallum's autistic criterion)
>>130798516How can we improve /metal/?
>>130802321kill chuds
>>130802076>"no u!" lol I did it again im so smart
>>130798525Cozy
>>130802321kill simps
>>130802032
>>130802321kill usanistanis
>>130802329>>130802363>>130802371But I repeat myself
Never really given Enslaved a really serious listen. Think I may change that soon.
>>130802321ban the following>catposters>simps>kpoppers>namefags>tripfags>avatarfags>incoherent posters>incorrect posters>coreshit>wiggershit>nu-metal>non-metal>unriffs>nonriffs>idm>edm>tourists>posers>AI slop
>>130802343Stay mad lol
Fact: Varg has a detachable, prosthetic penis. His kids aren't his, instead they're just a bunch of French children he and his autistic trans wife stole from maternity wards in Marseilles.
pig squeal vocals have ruined a few albums for me
>>130802446My tinnitus hates pigsqueals
>Stay mad lol
>>130802401If you like viking and/or black metal you're bound to like their early stuff (however if you like either of those it begs the question of why haven't you listened to them yet). If you miss the times when bands like Opeth were playing actual metal then you'll love their '00s stuff. Everything after Ruun is redundant.
>>130802441>His kids aren't hisnot sure if that makes his abusing them better or worse
>>130802329>>130802363>>130802371>>130802404Or just quit obsessing over this piece of shit general
>>130802446The only vocals that have completely ruined an otherwise good release for me is the faggy shit Kyle Thomas did on Slaughter in the Vatican. Infinitely worse than Vio-Lence; it's no wonder the demo is much better. Strange to me this isn't a common opinion.
>>130802533make me
>>130802541The only instance that I remember of being put off an otherwise good album because of the vocals alone was Living Death
>>130802633>yoo, an, MEEEEEEEEE>mee, an, YOOOOOOiconic
Absolute HEILS to the internationally renowned Philosopher-Musician and combat-tested HERO Varg Vikernes
>>130802708is he related to aids-having, paedophiliac, homosexual, pathological liar Hidden Louie? I hear he has a detachable penis and is married to a retard
>>130802716*a transgender retardYou heard that right. Varg is a chaser.
>>130802738that's really nice of him, actually
>>130798525I don't understand how this shit turned out to be so good. By all rights, and after the wailing, hilarious mess that was A Tragic Journey Towards The Light with its spastic attacks on a casio keyboard in lieu of drums and vocals that sound lile your grandma dying of thirst two rooms over this should've been a disaster. And yet and yet
>>130802759K now I'm intrigued.
Oh it's just the Striborg guy before he was Striborg. Gay.
>>130802789It won't blow your mind if you're used to the raw side of early '90s second wave, but it's amazing to me that this was made by that utter clown Striborg
>>130802792Oh I thought this was common knowledge and that we were both equally aware of what we were discussing. Sorry for getting your hopes up
>>130802797Nah bud just thought the cover was cool...many such instances in my case.
>>130802804It sure is better than the ones he slapped on any other available commercial recording of it, such as pic rel which is what I have to work with
>>130802809Just burn that shit to a CD-r, bruh.
>>130802829What ever for?
>>130802708HEIL
>>130802852weird way to say you're a homosexual, but at least you're out. Happy belated pride
