Perpetual Mockery editionOld: >>130955685FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
before you ask I'm blasting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwZRMTLLcTU
Yep, it's a pathetic weird loser Canuck janitor editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2MSP6M9rL8
Reminder that A.J. Soprano canonically listens to Deicide.
>>130960051Reminder that you're a weird Canadian loser lmao
Would have been way more entertaining lol
wtf is this canadian loser shit? I'm an infrequent poster on /metal/ and every time I'm here there's some stupid fucking underage b& zoomzoom forced meme shit going on
>>130960045fuck you i like it
>>130960070Dude's definition of a buzzkill loser lol
Why are you obsessed with me lassI've been afk for like 20 mins btw and you've been sperging out thinking everyone is me Get a grip tard
>>130960051He listens to Mudvayne and Marilyn Manson, of course he would be a fan of that br00tal shit (to norms these are all interchangeable)
>>130960081I'm a dude and your post is incoherent. Your mom would suck my dick though, and pay to do so. Next >>>/int/223207567>>130960086Weird loser post
>>130960087>your post is incoherentSorry you're illiterate.
>>130960070>I'm an infrequent poster on /metal/LOL stfu faggot
>>130960092You are the definition of a buzzkill loser lol >>130960033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2MSP6M9rL8
>>130960094Opinion on Carnivore? Also post hand.
oh, I think I understand what the problem is; metal/ has the equivalent of the b*sk*in faggot on /tv/. how very unfortunate. will ignore going forward
>>130960096You are a loser mate
>>130960098Post metal weird faggot.
Idea: slaughtering schizophrenic posers Aktion T4-style in the back of my Dragula.
thinly disguised tranny thread
Why are /metal/heads like this? Oh right because they're weird Canadian losers who make Americans look lame. Don't fall for it ladsAmericans are still cool lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7es5gen4Q1M
Just cool it with the anti-Canadianism, ok?
>>130960101You are the definition of a buzzkill loser lol>>130960118Lovely women at least
>>130960104This dude could not even dodge a single 9mm bullet lmfao
>>130960126IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN DODGE A BALL \M
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUoddHWuOU
>>130960123>Lovely women at leastYou need to visit Vancouver in the summer. So many hot babes in short shorts or yoga pants. Toned legs & asses everywhere. \m/
>>130960141That's every fucking city mate lmao this absolutely braindead Canuck
So much for that great Canadian education system we've all been hearing about lmfao
>>130960147You have no idea mate. Vancouver is the home of Lululemon, it's literally the yoga pants capital of the world \m/
>>130959662Hahaha cracking post
>>130960153Yeah sorry this post would be absolutely disposable in /brit/ and as such I immediately hid and ignored this post. Fucking loser lmao
Post weird/unconventional metal you like
>>130960164Here u go.
>>130960164
MUNICIPAL WASTE IS GONNA FUCK YOU UP! \M/
BLAST OFFIT'S PARTY TIMEAND WE D̶O̶N̶'̶T̶ LIVE IN A FASCIST NATIONBLAST OFFIT'S PARTY TIMEAND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
USED TO DO THE MONKEYBUT NOW IT'S NOT COOLTHE TWIST AND MASH POTATO ARE NO EXCEPTION TO THE RULE
>>130960164luv me french circus lads
>>130960164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPb8w-Vc56w
>>130960255GIVE SOMEONE A KICK TO PROVE YOURE REALLY SICK
What drives a schizo like this?
stop posting women
>>130960324genetically inherited metabolic condition that causes an imbalance of dopamine across different brain pathways exacerbated by environmental factors such as nutritional deficits and severe bullying in childhood
>>130960051>A.J. Sopranoliterally who?
would bm be in a better or worse situation if euro tortured varg to death instead
>>130960380>tranimefag>completely oblivious of true kinoimagine my shock
>>130960364Women prefer sugar more than men because they naturally have lower serotonin levelsI'm a "snack" btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MAviVKEA1g
>>130960396Weird loser
>>130960363Agreedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxkHHbGPZ88
what the fuck is going on man
>>130960405Also nah it's not "because" but they do. Mental really>>130960419The usualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tZ3l1TV93k
>>130960045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXRama6MqSI
none of us should make a change
>vomitting sounds/vocals in metalpeak
I don't like people but people seem to like me
>>130960590I've heard pigsqueals but not vomiting except in like samples. Post some examples lad.
>>130960045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCIsWBHjzHQ
>>130960045https://youtu.be/oq4Facr6da4
>>130960633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY5i1UrjDdYliterally picture perfect vomiting effects. peak. If I have to throw up I put this shit on lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDTrWw_APMhonorable mention, not really a song but stillonlyt these came to mind if I remember more I'll post em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC4IrLSbNMwA rose pillar. Right then
>>130960685That Carnivore one isn't vomiting vocals like he asked though.If we allow just "samples" then Anaal Nathrakh have an opening track which is just a distorted recording of a member's brother(?) vomiting.Other vocals that are more vomiting or at least sort of gagging/coughing up are:https://youtu.be/2-PqJNUI2Ls?t=55 (I really wish I knew the context of these vocals)https://youtu.be/QD0apvmsEw8?si=yLM-AvtHYINfpcZX&t=247
>>130960817the choking / crying vocals in gris is literally one of the gayest thigns I have ever heard
>>130960829Okay I think they're great.
>>130960829DSBM stands for dick sucking black metal. What did you expect? Its a genre made by faggots for faggots.
>>130960862Yeah and NSBM stands for No Sex Before Marriage. Get real.
>>130960871You mean Nigger Slaying Black Metal
I hope ICE deports all posers \m/
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130960045
>>130960045Haven't really been listening to much the past while, so just catching up on some new releases. This has some interesting production, vocalist isn't bad either. However it is perhaps a bit too pedestrian I think, especially the drumming sounds generically psuedo-punky at moments that really takes away from the entire feeling. Also lacking any real defining moments to offer contrast to the same consistent wall of noise.
>>130960829Besides the vocals the music just boring and derivative as fuck
>>130960045Listening to some norwood-core, actually I've been enjoying this album for the while I haven't been here. Better than any Florida DM by a mile, and superior to anything BT themselves made afterwards. Very thrashy and grimy. >le punkIn your mind, it was real. Listen to Sacrilege.
>>130961586Easily my favourite BT. Has some actual energy behind it.
>>130961586>>130961606that and the peel sessions are the best bolt thrower
>>130960045This might be among the best thrash albums of all time with any other vocalist, if only Pat Lind had been born in Britain...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG8m0WYknXE>>130961606It actually reminds me of a simplistic and underdeveloped blackened death style such as Black Curse/Teitanblood/etc, dirty death metal with the virility of thrash behind it. The first track on it especially has that methodical building up nature of Teitanblood, and naturally the screaming slayer solos and dive bombs.Check out Stormcrow if you haven't, same style:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBeHDFdFbb0As before mentioned and posted above: Sacrilege is very similar, although slightly ruined by the vocalist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG8m0WYknXE
>>130961752>This might be among the best thrash albums of all time with any other vocalistActually I'll take that back, there is too much classic heavy metal influence still left in Sacrilege for that. But they are great at the ugly style they have when they aren't playing grandpa tunes.
>>130961763For example: the closing solo of 'At Death's Door'https://youtu.be/GowBtctJJuA?t=260It really must be in the genealogy of Teitanblood, because this also has embarrassing grandpa solos in the middle of their ugly music that serve no purpose but to ruin the track with follicle fatality.
>>130961752riffs for days
Although at least Sacrilege were doing that in the pre-norwood era of metal history, Teitanblood have no excuse for this level of cringe:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oToX4j01IE&t=1729sNever forget that this unironically exists and was published to the rest of the world as if it was acceptable.
>>130960817>That Carnivore one isn't vomiting vocals like he asked though.which is why its a honorable mention but yes, that was not what he asked for
im drunk now... im drunk now. i have to write an an analysis on NATO and the importance of connectivity and corridors such as the middle corridor. /meal/ from NATO countries, especially Turkey since thats where the core of my analysis is? I know moribund oblivion and mezarkabul
>>130962234cenotaph
>>130962234Got you. https://serpentofold.bandcamp.com/album/ensemble-under-the-dark-sun
>>130962234>/meal/ from NATO countriesEver had a Çöp Şiş? Shit's gas
>>130962234I wish you would shut the fuck up about being drunk
>>130962234Asafated, Burial Invocation, Carnophage, Cenotaph, Decaying Purity, Decimation, Decimation, Desecrated Ubiquity, Diabolizer, Engulfed, Exnun, Gutfed, Hellsodomy, Horrocious, Kaptan Kadavra, Meshum, Molested Divinity, Persecutory, Sabhankra, Saints 'N' Sinners, Sakatat, Sarinvomit, Thrashfire
I'm baack
>>130962433My alopecia just increased from merely reading the band names in this post.
>>130962461>I'm baackThank you furbaby xister.
>>130962461Like, oh my gosh, like, that white pupper is soooooooooooo adorable! He's, like, totally the cutest little thing ever, I just wanna squeeze him and, like, carry him around everywhere, he's just so precious, you know?
>>130962476Yw
Nvm I'm leaving again
>>130960046Wasn't Viking metal supposed to not exist?
Jute Gyte.
Juden Shyte
>>130962856That fag can't even play guitar solos: Not Metal.
Is he really back?
non-metal topster from me a proper metalhead
>>130963597Didn't ask
>>130963597Looks about as gay as you would expect.
as plan B if I won't be a rock star I'm thinking about hiring hookers to suck and fuck then selling the videosbut who would buy that? do I make an onlyfans or what>>130961763>>130961811>heavy metalit's just a thrashier Discharge
HEIL Germanic pagan metal
>>130963621HEIL
>>130963610hire a hooker to accompany you to a swinger's party and fuck other men's wives, film that and sell on black market
>>130963639you managed to overcomplicate filming bitches sucking you off
Soccer metal?
>>130963978You mean football
>>130963981american website
>>130963597Congratulations for your transition
>>130963997Non-sequitur
>>130964007Not really
>>130964014Really
>>130963978
>>130964021We say soccer in America, this is an American website. Now you know
>>130964029It's football. Now you know
>>130964028This is the one
>>130964029>this is an American websitelol
>>130964099what's so funny about that? it's a fact
>>130964119>it's a factlol
>Disingenuous postingnot laughing
>>130960045Whitesnake - 1987
AI metal Sunday blasting, soccer game in the background, Long Island iced tea, frozen chicken nuggets. Life is good.
Varg is gay and has AIDS: World Cup final edition.
>>130964159>AI>divegrass>goy juice>goy feed0/10 post
>>130964159>>130964167Mentally-ill freak posts
>>130964167Weird loser
>>130964168Soccer is based though
>>130964159I'm just sitting here in my shit stained underwear trying not to jerk off again
>>130964243Get professional help
>>130964168makes you think the kind of hylic beings you discuss metal with every day
>>130964213>>130964247>>130964186Whoops meant to reply to >>130960405
>>130964213>liking football is for losersno, retard, no
>>130964247yeah a hooker would be good
>>130960405>they naturally have lower serotonin levelsAre you serious? they're out there getting excited over stupid things
>>130964269Fucking twat.
>>130960045Posting worst BLASTING album ITT
>>130964227Soccer, AI, and nuggets are all fake and gay. LI iced tea I'll give you.
>>130964301Haha based
>>130964305Whoops meant to reply to >>130960087
>>130964291You mean soccer? And nah great sport. Nobody's scored yet it's hype
World Cup Soccer
The Black Metal World Cup \m/
which musical genre would get me the most bitches? fuck metal, it's all just old balding hairy dudes
>>130964412Reggaeton
>listening to metal to get womenget out!!
Kill yourselves
Women love power/glam chads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPR5s0xn2U
>>130964475Old women maybe
let's go back to the classicshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklSZmIx9-o
>>130964489I just jerked off to foxxxy darling
Thread just took a turn for the worse
>>130964521seems like everyone went to jerk off to her too
>>130964698Nah we're all busy watching the soccer game
>>130964731Soccer sucks
>soccer
>>130964809It's time you accepted the reality of the situation
over half the posts in this thread have nothing to do with metal
ITT: Underoath fans
>>130964844It's the same people as always. Matthew brought up soccer, and the hungarian won't shut up about being drunk and jerking off
>>130964786Suckah punch
>>130964923Don't you mean football
>>130964903>and the hungarian won't shut up about being drunk and jerking offjejit's worrying you clock me so easily
>>130960096I like beer and pizza
>>130964945Go back to the Aphex Twin thread, you’re an obvious /bleep/ poster
>>130964903Matthew just got expelled, it's so over
>it's a tieLolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZjtX1QrYW4
>>130964975>you’re an obvious /bleep/ posterlegit the worst insult I've got but you are probably m*tthew
>>130964979fuck off Matthew
>>130964979Holy shit
words can't describe how much I want to fuck her
>>130965139Not a metal post
>>130965139Fernanda's built too bad she plays in dog water bands>>130965206who cares
Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concerthttps://youtu.be/e81LZCHhNKQ
>>130965241*Barney and Danny + two roadies tiny desk concert The fat guy who's sloppy as fuck on the guitar was bad enough who tf is this chudjak looking nigga on bass
>>130965231>too bad she plays in dog water bandsyeah both nervosa and crypta does nothing for me, people only hype them up because of the foid band members
>>130965139Here's one: incel
>>130965241>band has no original members since 1987
>>130965318Would spark that runt out if he were using my band name. The vegan physique
I hate how much old, fat and ugly dog faced bitches turn me onon the other hand, I fucking LOVE Slayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S1Y6QyTSYk
hahaha get fucked Argentina
Is sepultura the best band from Argentina
>>130965429Did the man kick the ball
>>130965429Correcto
RIP Argentina (whites lost, yet again)Today I honor you by blasting Hermética
>>130965651Argentina is a Latin American country.
>>130962433/meal/ ruined my summer lol. I think I sprained my ankle whilst checking some of these bands out, and so I can't instruct rock climbing to newgen retards which'll make me miss a whole year of progress since I have to instruct them to progress further. Worth it though>>130962271Its just skewed meat, nothing special. I've had a lot of Turkish dishes since Turkey is kinda my speciality, my favorite is their offal since I can't get enough of offal. They do enjoy it over there, unlike most countries. Ciger sis is still my favorite dish out there full stop.
>All members of the band (Sarinvomit) were arrested on September 16, 2025, on charges of “inciting the public to hatred and hostility” as part of an investigation launched by the prosecutor’s office for insulting religious values. They were released on October 20, but forced to split up.Turkey really is fucked up huh
>>130965741Be englightened by Rioplantese Aryan wisdomhttps://youtu.be/iBuPCrQskL0
>>130965797Dude white people stuff lmao stfu ese
>>130965758>my favorite is their offal since I can't get enough of offalThese are metalheads. Says it all really
The funeral seemed to be endless!
>>130965318the original members played gay post punk and had their band taken over by an actual visionary then that guy left the band to some of the guys brought in after the second full length and that's been the relevant incarnation of the band since 92 (and the best version of the band anyways)
>>130966318stfu zoomer
>>130966369zoomers are perfectly capable of knowing more than lazy shitlennials lass
>>130966392but less than gen x who lived it
>>130966410>diet boomers knowing anything do another stint in rehab dorkass
>>130966425non-sequitur cope and projectionkeep trawling wiki to read about your grandparent's music, your generation will create nothing
>>130966116>waste partsIm literally shocked. Offal, as in organs of the animal, are prize cuts. Literally the most nutritious shit you can eat
FOR BLOOD AND GOLD,THE BANNERS OF CASTILLEARE RAISED!congrats spain on fucking those haramball playing sons of bitches
>>130966463>your generation will create nothing it's already created the same shit yours did, not that it's saying much. I try to avoid the generation based shit flinging in general because I don't identify with stupid marketing labels like the rest of 4cent insists on doing.
Creep nigga metal
>>130966467Filet mignon mate. Pork tenderloin mate. Sashimi mate
>>130966369Agree
>>130966476>it's already created the same shit yours didlmao
TRVE Christsmashing black metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtHP_Ald8Kk
>>130966635Norway lost>>130966615It's true
Thinking of wordsTo describe youNo one can knowHow much I trust youCalling SatanMaster of dark deedsDiscarding the maskRiddled with shameI'm taking the taskWorthy to your nameNow I request youTo follow my every moveThe more I take from youThe stronger I becomeSatanMaster...
>>130966695Bit gay mate
HATE Riffs
>>130966771One of the most consistent bands. Nothing but hate since '98.
Consistently boring
If Yeji were a riff she'd be perfect
>>130966655>It's truelmao
>>130966789True, but not metal related nonetheless
>>130960045I'm not a fan of all the reissued cover art for the old Inquisition albums. Great album though!
>>130966781Shalom
>>130966507nigga creephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkQDT0362Mg
>>130966962Lmaowww.youtube.com/watch?v=K1q4Ku7Mfj0
>>130966962Memphis rap really is the black metal of hip hop.
>>130967107This really still is such a reddit-brained takehttps://youtu.be/jKksWfgV1vw
>>130967139Yeah and the shit you posted is faggot-brained.
>>130967153Glad my insult kept you outside the gate lmao
>>130967107correcthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di9YyKvBkJc>>130967139>posts instrumental jazz trap phonk album
Case in point.
>>130967159Terrible reddit shite mate lol. Thanks for trying though
>>130967209you're a retarded tourist in even other genres
>>130967107Matthew gets triggered by this every time lol
>>130967241Nobody's laughing but you here
>>130964137Lol
Uh oh melty
>>130960045Love this little slab of EVIL
>>130967323Still can't believe he painted this himself. Genius.
you were supposed to get over burzum in high school
>>130966798Riffs are a kind of metal
Metal for this feel?
What is this.https://youtu.be/0OdgSZbxOq0?si=89bHHOmQKULVL_Qo
>>130960269hell yeahi thought Grotesque was their best
>>130964302Case in point, are you daft
>>130960164https://youtu.be/qNKeFL86a_Q?si=zxg02lw0JIvuuomp
>>130960164Not really a metal album, just an alt-rock/shoegaze band with that starts this album off with a death metal cover of a Cure song.
>>130960164https://youtu.be/CFD3pG74qoI
>>130967809>>130967848not listening
>>130967854Okay but check this one out lol https://voca.ro/1gUUhX37lohq
>>130960164https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2d7_avR5Y&list=RD6w2d7_avR5Y&start_radio=1&t=294s&pp=ygUWT2NjdWx0ZWQgZGVhdGggc3RhbmNlIKAHAQ%3D%3D
>>130960045Love Live War Metal.
>>130968056Weird loser
New Game of Thrones episode was pretty crazy
>>130966542can't come close to a well grilled spleen or fresh lamb heart, sorry. but yeah beef organs dont taste as good
>>130968275the things I do for gelal
>/meal/>food
>>130963978Iron Maiden - Weekend Warrior
NEW YORK BRUTAL DEATH METAL REIGNS SUPREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEC8JBSU1ec
>>130960045Metal concluded here.
What is the WORST metal album?
>>130969583Your favorite album
>>130969583I found it.
>drummer lead band
HEIL HANNEMANHEIL AZAGTHOTHHEIL VIKERNES
>HANNEMANdied of aids>AZAGTHOTHmentally retarded weeb>VIKERNESgay and has aids
Shalom?
>35 posts in twelve hoursNew low for the shitheap. I just roke up btw. Blasting Led Zeppelin II >>130960045
>>130969583The worst Death album is millions of times better than the best Black Dahlia Murder album.
>>130969748Based Swamp core
>>130970480>New low for the shitheapStill genuinely better than the last couple threads being spammed with schizospam and poltardation
>>130960045Still the best Icelandic band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpIRU10bff4>>130970480Place has been in a zombie state for ages Iass, eventually you'll come back after many years and the only posts you'll see are the two lonely losers that don't listen to metal yet continue to be addicted to this place. Troony talking about her scat fetish + love for Anatolian men, and Ratthew talking to himself as he is 'posting for the female lurkers' yet seemingly unaware that female mice don't use 4cuck. He would be better off asking his rat faced mother where the other rodents hang out so they can directly turn him down for that ugly acne scarred visage that not even his fellow vermin brood would accept. The only new thing to note about this place is watching Ratthew call other people 'freaks' after I called him a disgusting freak for months, rodent-see-rodent-do I guess, his entire character is just mimicry of all the bullying he received across the entire site. Loving Every Laugh.
>>130970293>AZAGTHOTH>mentally retarded weebThat's why he's /ourguy/
>>130970731Trey is a genius.
>>130968066Whoops meant to reply to >>130960098
>>130970712>Illkynja>the best Icelandic band
HEIL FULL OF HELL
>>130970783they're mid
>>130970712You're just as shit as those "losers". Debatably worse.
New>>130962692>>130962692>>130962692
>>130970821it's even more dead over there
>>130970775And your pick? Ophidian I? We do indeed love Polyphia DM here. >>130970799>no uThey say enough monkeys given typerwrites could write Shakespere, but give infinite baldcucks a keyboard and they'll never write a single hard hitting remark.
>inb4 crying about the missing 'a'
>>130970846>Ophidian IGreat pick for the autistic /v/irgin
anyone know what that jap band is called with a azteclike pyramid on it it sounds like dogshit merzbow music
>>130970846>And your pick? Ophidian I? We do indeed love Polyphia DM here.no but vafurlogi is better than illkynja
>>130960045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmuVEDahLCw&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T8QBM_M87V6eNOehxgr_3Ar>>130970873>vafurlogiConsonant teddy bear safe 'disso' for the terminally bald with stage 5 norwood, premier generic tremolotrite with a tiny splash of baby dissonance so they can pretend like they belong in Iceland's scene. Some parts are so soft they remind me of Cascadian atmoschlock. Hasjarl's label is shoveling out music of which quality is following his own band's downward trend.Having opinions on Icelandic bands without a taste for disso is like suggesting your favorite charcoal painting while only liking color pieces. Verdict: You are a bald.>>130970867Troony must love it then.
>if u dont like poo u cant listen to an entire country's output >trans trans trans
https://youtu.be/qBqH_8h_KmY
>>130970996Not a single person has mentioned anything trans, mindbroken and mentally dominated by tranners.
>>130970981you can't guess for shit, lass, but i can tell you love taking it up the ass because of how much you worship those hipster avantslop bands
>>130971026>avantNot a single Icelandic bm band is avant. You are just a weakling who is scared of dissonance similar to a mother scared of metal vocals, many such cases.
>>130971040>Imperial Triumphant>not avantnot only you have a shit taste but you're also flat out retarded lol
>>130971051There is nothing avant about Imperial Triumphant, you are simply a frail, fat, old man with weak ears typing out 'lol' at the end of his sentences as if you are still half your age. Many such cases. Maybe in another 45 years on this planet you can learn to capitalize? Probably not, 'lol'.
>>130971078seethe harder nigga geg
>>130971084>niggaPost immediately hidden and left unread.
Tourtallica
>>130960412how come your nude photo is allowed on a blue board?
>>130971024cope third grade reader
I just roke up
>>130971280a likely story
NU>>130971339NU>>130971339NU>>130971339NU>>130971339
REAL NEW>>130971346
>>130971344Early.
>>130971344Late.
>>130970981Why's this weird loser typing like this lol
AI metal blasting, Premier League match in the background, Long Island Iced Tea, frozen mozzarella sticks. Life is good.
>>130972290Whoops meant for >>130960123
