Return to the shitheap edishDead general subedishRatthew will die posting here everyday of his rodential life subsubedishFAQ: https://kingcounty.gov/en/dept/dph/health-safety/environmental-health/getting-rid-of-rats-mice/keep-rats-out-of-toilet-sewerBald: >>130960037
>>130971339This is the one.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>130971374Correct.
Went to listen to Psuedogod, then remembered how overrated that album is. Decided to blast something better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814m4DzJITI
Excellent choice Matthew
>>130970712>Unsigned/Independent
>>130971462We love that here.
BLASTING
>>130971409pseudokitava
someone make a real blasting post
Linkin Park is too good of a band for this pathetic thread.
>>130971499
We love women here
>>130971579You are late, lass.>>130971632Correct.
This album does weird things to my brain. Very melancholic but somehow the atmosphere is nothing quite like any other bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vw9BJbCAGU
I like this.
>>130971645Our favorite woman. >>130971632Correct.
We love metal but hate metal women
We hate metal but we love women
We love metal and love metal women
>>130971715Meeow
Fucking hell thread immediately to shit.Time to check again tomorrow and see the same again.
>>130971787Shr3ddit is just fitting in with nu/mu/ culture, kpop and wpop cultivated this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf9qYk9vdhIWITH CONTEMPT FOR THE VANQUISHEDWE EXTERMINATE THE DWELLERS OF THE EASTERN DESERTSMASHING THE ANTIU
we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
LIFT UP YOUR SOVLTO THE GODS ROCK N ROLLUHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHN
Why don't they like women ? Are they homosexuals ?
Where's the real thread?
>>130971527BLASTING?
>>130972094We don't like fake blastings here, lass.
>>130972094
>>130971979No but the pictures make them feel sad because they're fat and ugly
>>130971339why do you think they didn't play any metal music in any FIFA World Cup match?
>>130972279Because metal music is a dead genre of music
>>130971339Who's the schizo who made this image lolBonkers stuff mate
>>130972321Probably that Matthew Zazueta guy.
>>130972271i'm more sad thinking about the lonely, horny weirdo posting beat 5/10s all day in a thread about metal music.
>>130972094>BLASTING?bad omens. what else.
>>130971409>The debut self-titled album by emerging East Coast chaos-mongering warnoise terrorists Sulfuric Hatred (formed by vocalist Alexander Jones of Undeath, guitarist/bassist Liam McMahon of Vile Ritual, and Sam Shereck of Stabbed, Exsanguinated, Bowel Erosion, Blame God, ex-Pink Mass, ex-Reeking Aura etc.) brings a new meaning and purpose to the concept of dehumanizing music and of its forced transmutation into a weaponStopped reading there. Next!
>>130972390You sound obsessed. Pretty sure they're done posting women
has anyone else noticed the correlation between simps and awful taste in music? it's like when you're a virgin porn obsessed loser there's no room in your brain for taste or intelligence and all you can do is look at porn and jerk off. it's literally a sickness that makes you dumber.
>>130972443There's definitely never been any good metal in a post attached to a picture of a female, that's for sure.
>>130972517Lmao
>>130972373Lol
what is the grindcore album called with one of these pyramids on it
>>130972094>>>/int/223248782
>>130972613Metalheads aren't known for their sense of humor
>>130972517lets change thathttps://youtu.be/o2NKWmZgk9M
>>130972702not a good look for /bleep/
we love shitty demos here
We love demos that mog even the best studio albums here
>>130972900You're not fooling anybody
>>130972803This is a /metal/ thread
femboy era tim henson on all fours with his back arched wearing a leashed collar but in a metalmusic on topic kind of way
>>130972790This is terrible even by the standards here
>>130972929Weird faggot
>>130972944its gay for him, not me
>>130972702>>130972803Top jej. Frank sends his regards. >>130972919Really makes you wonder why Ratty Z spends his time here, don't it?
Can any Nordicist BMcel answer why the best bands tend to be a mix of Nord and Med rather than just purely Nord?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP3pSLi2z14https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph8vsOCswQ8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY5sjuwyJZshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gozCnbfY-xMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnGFwzHEwNwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNYDpZDdU1chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7-WbSl6rZ8
>>130972944Whoops mean to reply to >>130972631
>>130972929how can a girl be a femboy, retard
>>130972929Timberly wearing paw mittens and cat ears getting ready to deliver me the greatest rawrjob I've ever received in my life; in a musically metal method of course, a sonic delivery of xd straight to my metal related spear if you know what I mean.
>>130973068I could literally end this creatures life with one punch lol
>>130973068Fucking OMEGA BASED post
>>130973146Well, both, yeah. Not even trying to be a tough guy or anything. Hell, I'm pretty sure most women could kick the kid in the pictures ass.
>>130973126One punch that will never be thrown because you would have to leave your mom's house to throw it
>>130973214Uh oh, looks like someone's mad I said a mean thing about their favorite twink.
>>130973237It's not only that he's hot, he's also talented as fuck and looks cute in pink. You should respect golden boy shota god
>>130973197Timberly is a woman, so the fight between her and other women would naturally be pretty close.
>>130973278>ooga booga, he play many notes very fast Unfortunately for the twink, no amount of practice will engender a sense of taste.
>>130973063they can't
>>130972094Carrying on with the dirty blackened death...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NHO41PQa9Q>>130972419Your loss.
>>130973313He's one of the most tasteful players around today you clown. He can shred metal or play jazz and classical and his sense of melodic phrasing is one of his best assets.https://youtu.be/B4wNl320-vw?si=p8NffUPNo8024hn2
>>130973500NTA. We would prefer if Timberly kept to flamenco-core and dropped the melanated vocalists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2im553hL3GI
>>130973611I don't listen to any Polyphia songs with vocals, you're right about that sucking. I'm still trying to play Playing God 4 years after it came out lmao fuck
>>130973278Word on the street is Tim (Timothea, or Thea for short) waiting for the end of Polyphia's current record deal to transition so that a new label will sign them for good boy points
>>130973500Clearly we have very different ideas of what constitutes taste. Jazz Fusion and Tech-Death wankery is not only tasteless, it's militantly anti-taste.
>>130972906You already have been fooled into not listening to a kvlt classic howeverthoughbeit
Using AI to turn a picture of my cat into a funny Kingdom Hearts character
>>130973901Wrong thread whoops
Not a good look for metalheads
>>130972790name of the tranner, now
I love women so much bros
>Winston Jr makes a thread>It's shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPQ2ht-l1TY
careful guys i got a warning for an "off topic" post. i know how aggressively on topic this thread is usually and how seriously our staff take the rules and don't just arbitrarily delete the things they don't like while ignoring everything else. just a heads up - even though i can clearly see that every other post in this thread is on topic right now.
>>130973962Avram
Hungarian midwit Vocaroo mumblerSerbian AI anti-dog schizophrenic Dude from the SimpsonsThat one norseposterWow just our own slice of the world right here, all our great ambassadors in one place
Do you guys remember when we used to routinely chartpostWhatever happened to that
>>130971339TOTY (thread of the year)
>>130974103Turned into an opportunity to show how much of a hipster doofus you were. Case in point.
>>130974129>Case in pointNot exactly a hipster chart lass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueKL40z-mIYthis video did immeasurable damage to the tech death scene, it's all been downhill since August 6th, 2017
>>130974148You're obviously going for a certain look. An unsavory one
>>130974165>A certain lookWhich is?It's kind of a mess up there"Unsavory" is just a descriptor. I need u to identify what I'm going 4 specifically pls.
>>130974165Correct.
>>130974103Your compatibility with blamervsty is Super.You both listen to SlimeGetEm, Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Hatebreed.
>>130974101>Dude from the Simpsons
>>130974232Why does the negro rap keep coming up hereI don't wanna talk ab that with u guysI don't trust any of u
>>130974258This nigga scrobbled The Kyle Kulinski Show 19 times
>>130974297>t. ICE Gestapo fred-o-phile tech broligarch zionist shill
>>130973248Is this one good? I don't know how deep into the Rotting Christ discography I'm supposed to go.
>>130974163Isn't it like 10 years older than that
The inherent anti-judeo-abrahamic properties of black metal cannot be denied. It runs through the riffs like the blood runs through your veins.
>>130972373Correct.
>>130972094giving the new nunslaughter a listen
>>130974736>>130974860Looks cringe
thanks for your input matthew
who rattled the cage
>>130972094This album has been growing on me, I think it's their best since Estrangement.
>>130973126>>130973146Correct.
>>130974939The international board
>>130974898But enough about your rodential visage.
i bought thisHow gay am i
>>130971499DESTROY EVERYTHINGDESTROY EVERYTHINGDESTROY EVERYTHING
THE MESSIAHHAS COME
is there an updated version of this chart? mate of mine wants to get more into bm and i cant be arsed to hold his hand through the whole process
So who's the dude from the Simpsons?
.
>>130975517El Barto
>>130975546gay and not funny
>>130971339>shLELdditwe hate wankcel faggotry here
>>130975849stop describing yourself
Tankard is criminally underrated
>>130976228Joke metal
Bit dead then innit
Can Sighposting bring this general back to its former glo-Sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face
>>130975379For hooligan black metal, Autarcie - Sequania. I also think Deafheaven's latest should replace Sunbather desu. Havukruunu for pagan black metal. Most of raw black metal is inaccurate, it should be like early Black Cilice or something or at least Moonblood. Tjolgtjar possibly deserves a slot on Outsider Black Metal.
darkside.ru is still a thing by the way
>>130972884Based blasting Nefaria demos right now.
>>130972884You mean albums
>>130974736Based seinfeld bass tone enjoyer
NSBM reigns supreme.
>>130976456Love this one. haven’t really listened to any others before
https://voca.ro/1f5SzRcy0IxJ
>>130972094Not as good as I remember but still great
https://vocaroo.com/1hBHwgQKYlwj
>>130976821https://vocaroo.com/13pQ8G9PS02Y
Have you seen the gas prices nowadays
>>130976671Try the Sylvan Frost split.
Why is metal archives like this?
>>130977000Not a good look for the metal archives
>>130976863https://voca.ro/1iU3R1EAzo1K
https://voca.ro/1emYO4oBlSVi
It's upwww.youtube.com/watch?v=BgWeiEQh69Y
>>130977107My dicks up your ass
>>130977125Nah sorry exit only. Ask your mom how much she'd pay to see me though
Heaviest thrash of 2026?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CBglU4vZQk
>>130971499This stuff'll put hair on your neck, but I love it. Top-tier melodic bmhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8J3dQtme-Wk&list=RD8J3dQtme-Wk&start_radio=1&pp=ygUdY2hhbWJlciBvZiB1bmxpZ2h0IGZ1bGwgYWxidW2gBwE%3D
>>130977169My mom would probably feel sorry for you since you never leave your house and take you out for ice cream Jeffy
>>130977246I picked up a beer earlier and I'm sure there were at least a dozen ladies like your mom checking me out bro. You didn't ask her yet btw
I know there were, I just stop keeping count after a point. The kind estimate Oh and nah don't worry this is all just banter mate. Your mom definitely wouldn't suck my dick because I'm obese, bald, and have terrible taste in music
>>130977276You don't have a chin Matthew. My mom fell for my dad because my dad was a chiseled fighter type guy when she met him. He got into a lot of fist fights. I don't think you're her type
Stop listening to non-NSBM. We have a zero tolerance policy for Abrahamism in this general.
>>130977224I can't grow any hair on my neck or my head anymore because I'm really fat and bald but thanks anyways.
>>130977276>>130977286>a dozen ladies like your mom checking me out bro.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>130977305Kek
>>130977298Not this "Matthew" character you all keep ranting and raving about, I'm really fat, bald, and tasteless like I stated earlier
Sup baldies lmao https://youtu.be/P5-PFaeTeC0
>>130977351Ktim
>>130977305Dozens and dozens mate sorry if that makes you feel threatened
>>130972094Vom Ende Bis Zum Anfanghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GCDXdZaIs
yo, the dawg is shredded, holy shit
>>130977696Justin Norwood
Poser even paints his eyebrows on like all the deathcore femcoded posers he loves to talk shit about
>>130972094https://youtu.be/SGtVZgCYVgk
>>130977696Most gay men are
EFFIGY OF WHAT'S TO COMEHOPELESS, WORTHLESS DREAMSSORROW SCARS YOUR BRAINEND THE WEAK, ALL IS DEAD
>>130977000We are too elitist to have Slipknot in the archives but we WILL respect your pronouns sweaty
i fucking envy you cucks since you can buy your favorite lps or cds casettes or merch. Where I live you have to sell a kidney to buy any of those shit, both of em if you are shipping from abroad. At worst you have to buy bootlegs here OR make your own shit since I dont expect to find arghoslent merch roaming around
Not to go all onions on you fellows about video games, but am I crazy or does the metal part from the Pokey fight in Earthbound sound like Morbid Angel? And Bowser's theme from Super Mario World, doesn't that shit sound like Celtic Frost? Here are both tracks:https://youtu.be/tMCXMg8p9schttps://youtu.be/GPKZCpSsoxQ
>>130978159>"onions">meant *onionsWhat the fuck, I definitely did not type that 4channel
>>130971499Cold and cloudy day calls for some atmoshit
>>130978162Shut up newfag. Lurk 2 years before posting
>>130972094>>130971499
>>130978264If I'm a "newfag" then what is this /\/\. /\
>>130978327Sad day when 4channel has alt codes marked as "spam" btw
>>130978388not every altcode counts as spam™
>>130974714Correct.
>>130977286>picrel My buddy told me that it was good. I still gotta listen to it. He also told me the new album by Volubilis is good. Good morning btw.
>>130978017Why did you circle matthew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD3my-e0r70SUBSTANCE CREATORSUBSTANCE CREATORSUBSTANCE CREATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSUBSTANCE CREATORSUBSTANCE CREATORSUBSTANCE CREATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>130971499More band like that btw ?
>>130972094mornin' /meal/
>>130977107Did Converge ever do anything cool again after Jane Doe? And same question for DEP and their first album, I guess.
>>130978017Who's that pokémon?
>>130979354Yeah
>>130979354>Did Converge ever do anything coolNoNot Metal
>>130979354I like Axe To Fall the most. It has their best song (Dark Horse). I haven't heard their last four albums and I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
>>130979430Neither is black metal, and that's still allowed.
>>130979464black METAL
>>130979475>trans WOMANThe prefix clearly refutes the claim.
>>130979510Well, they converge towards being a woman.And that's pretty gay.Just like listening to converge
>>130979510There's no prefix in "Black Metal"Learn how English works, Jamal.
>>130979627caveat then.>>130979621Ah, so metal core is actually metal converging on being core. Stunning and brave.
>>130980266No, it's just gay
I've read an article in old magazine from 1993 that used the term 'deathcore' in an album review column. That's 33 years ago. There's nothing new in metal is there.
>>130980909Everything was done by 1996 but metal champions itself on being extreme, not new.
>>130980948That's why most of it blows. Metal used to be a combination of high musicianship with heavy riffs outside of mainstream music, and now it's untalented musicians trying to outdo each other in who can be the edgiest
Rostorchester bros.... they are making fun of us on instagram... Antimessiah is one of my favorite guitarists of all time, seeing recordings of that performance last weekend was very disheartening. I guess just because you are good at recording doesnt mean you are good at performing, especially if you are piss drunk and didnt rehearse enough lol.
>>130981011>now it's untalented musiciansThis baldcuck really thinks a single drummer in his grandpa era could touch the DsO or Ulcerate drummer.
>>130977000>gone back listening Essence of Datum>visit fag-archives because why not>check line-up from 2 first albums>I've discovered the bassist now identifies himself as a >women (lol) AND a horsefucker (HIS current project is MLP-themed)Grim as hell lmao
>>130981766*first and third albums
I always remembered the album being called What We Do Is Secret, but noStill this is really, really good for 1979.What thread am I in?
>>130982340>What We Do Is SecretAn EP with the same sleeve but white.
fuck the local scene. I said it
>>130981011>now it's untalented musicians trying to outdo each other in who can be the edgiestYou have to ignore quite a bit of metal to have this opinion. In fact, there's never been more wankery in the genre.
>>130981011I disagree, metal in the last 15 years was preddy great with tons of stuff to find. Yeah we had something of everything up to 1996, you can still dig up albums from that year and show it to people as recently released and they wont doubt you. But if you can get by with only shit released up to 1996 you simply don't love the genre enough.
>>130983084>you simply don't love the genre enoughYou just posted cringe
>>130972094I sure hope this isn't racist music
Famine must be imprisoned indefinitely for the safety of the French public and the rehabilitation of the French black metal scene
>>130983273but he's a good boy who dindu nuffin
>>130972094/speck/
Migrate >>130983460>>130983460
Whitesnake
>>130983273my dog mike dece got locked up and you on here talkin bout some famine
>>130983537>my dog mike dece got locked upWhat did Mike Dece do?
>>130983506Good band
>asian hooker>hot little motherfucker >asian hooker>dirty little cocksucker I'm really feeling these lyrics broshttps://youtu.be/wgkr0MZcLk0?si=Gywlhlu_cPLqLl9i
>>130981766Blasting
DECOMPOOOOOOSEDWIIIIITHNITRIIIICACIIIIIID
>>130983694trafficked coke while armed
Asking Alexandria - The Final Episode
>>130983810Hell yeah I always felt he was real about the shit he rapped about.
>>130983717hahaha
>>130983216Omg is anon listening to RACIST MUSIC? Bro must be a giga-übermensch if he's listening to racist no-no music. Total sigma, amiright, guys?
>>130983963Weird post
>>130983963All metal is racist
>Filters posers by giving their band a ridiculous name so that only the trve will be able to appreciate the riffsBased
This is fucking sick, why didn't you tell me about it 3 years ago?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBUHFbvlK6Y
>>130971499Great album. Their best work
>>130971499https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BTDk_01CzzQ&list=RDBTDk_01CzzQ&start_radio=1&t=1164s&pp=ygUPS2F0aGFyc2lzIGFsYnVtoAcB
>>130971499>new album>ai slop coverOWARI DA
>>130984255Elden Ring 2 with Marika as the protagonist. Somehow
>>130983810>>130983810he's a trust fund kid he'll be out soon enough that whole scene was kids whose parents had money but still chose to be druggie fuck upsrube is the exact same way only worse since he allegedly threw a girl off a yacht and killed her. he's also on video robbing that walgreens and these days I heard he does penis pump live streams on twitch.https://youtube.com/watch?v=oPI_srC12W8
Doing a hmm at this onehttps://youtu.be/K_oYQnv4Bsg
>>130984447>24:55Niga what
>>130984255What the hell... It looks especially bad, did they generate it like 4 years ago?
Anyone else worried that one day you'll wake up and just not like metal music anymore?
>>130984975No, I know it's never going to happen. Besides, I would still have punk and trance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhOqeSVZQvo
>>130984975not really. ive liked the same bands and thick asses since i was 12
I've branched out since then to listen to classical music, jazz, Japanese music, pop, chinese folk music, arabic music, but i still go back to metal. It's cringe to abandon something so fucking cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPfp05I33JQ
They’re saying they’re the most anti-abrahamic lyrics of all time. Many people are saying this
>classical music, jazz, Japanese music, pop, chinese folk music, arabic musicI could never in my life imagine throwing something like on. You never gravitated towards the really obvious stuff like power electronics, noise, industrial, hardcore hiphop, dark ambient and whatnot?Even stuff like Swans/Angels of Light, goth, Death in June and other neofolk feels like something metalheads would be into.
I just roke up
>>130985554You can't even imagine putting on fucking Bruckner or Bill Evans but listen to fucking hack trust fund art school kid bullshit like Swans? Power electronics? Fucking kek
>>130972094Great one.
>>130985763Based fellow Bill Evans fan!
>>130983084First day here? It's cool on /mu/ now to brag about how little you care about music. The guys who say there's no good modern metal reveal themselves as tourists who only know the classics and whatever flavor of the month shit is being pushed by labels on spotify, youtube, etc. There's still good metal being made it just takes a little effort.
>>130983834https://youtu.be/tQblSS2kl4QI like this song.
>>130985810I'm a dilletante tourist about jazz but how could anyone not like Bill Evans? It's just super relaxing, pleasant sounding music
>>130985885Not metal.
>>130985904Shut up and go listen to Bitches Brew.
>"I really love classical and jazz" smells like someone who also has an incredibly faggot taste in metal. Real Reddit vibes.
DUDU HASTDU HAST MICH(idk what this means btw lmfao)
>>130985935Not metal.
Tomorrow (July 22) marks 365 consecutive days of Satan sucking Ozzy's cock.
>lmfao
>>130985923Not really. It's very easy to appreciate both Slayer and Bach. You simply presume they'd only like prog and dissoshit because you don't care for classical and jazz.
I have been relased from the MAZE of TORMENT aka the ban-chamber!!!
>>130985923I love both classical and metal. Although my taste in classical has been narrowed down to mainly Bach, Beethoven, Bruckner, Scarlatti, and some occasional Brahms, Mozart and Wagner. I also listen to Mahler sometimes, but I almost always regret it.
>>130986191Based fellow war metal fan.
>>130986248Hell yes. One day /metal/ will give War Metal the respect it deserves.
>war metal
>>130986142>classical and metalSame thing
>>130986496*tips fedora*
>>130986527Why would you leave your fedora as a tip? Use money like a real person.
>>130984122We didCheck out Iniquitous Deeds next if you haven't>>130985476>downtuned guitar and cranked distortion pedal>thrash riffs with some chromatic tremolo riffs and slower doom riffs sprinkled inthere, saved you half an hour
>>130986483I look like this and say this
>>130981343I saw that as well kek what an embarassment
>>130986483You got your stereotypes mixed up, tourist
>>130971499A cute goil who I know is a Nightwish fan sent me this, I like. https://youtu.be/sVeYHj1zb4I
>>130981343>>130986703Link?
>>130982699Fucking based.
>>130985488Inherently
Ratchew
>>130987083>>130987096What's wrong with this guy's voice?
>>130987108You actually listened to them? Please don't feed the rat.
>>130987114Okay but what's wrong with his voice? Dude sounds mad autistic.
>>130987137He's profoundly mentally ill and also quite stupid.
Matthew can't handle the bantz
Listening to all of these btw
>>130987428not all but some, saar
>>130986783>>130986783>>130986783
He doesn't know?
https://youtu.be/sNNvcu9a1zU
Listen to Black Witchery and boost your T levels NOW
>>130987861>>130987861>>130987861
