Blackdoor Miracle edition.Old: >>131423531FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
backdoor miracle is what bmcels call when they penetrate each other
THE HELL PATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>131431039was the whole thing released already?.i remember the single being pretty mid but at least having a new vibe they going for which made me interested on what the rest of the album will sound like.
>both new OPs are real for once>both get the Darkthrone spam
>>131431360Bad production is so lazy
>>131431392the most quintessential metal album in metal imo
BLASTING
>>131431379Unlike bmcels, Norsecore chads actually get hot girls.
>>131431473
metal for this specification? https://youtu.be/zArUrVlyQrI
>>131431392the smelliest diaper embarrassment in metal imo
Saw the Priest recently. They still sound good and Rob still has a good voice despite being 6 gorillion years old and doing inhuman singing in a metal band for 50+ years. He even did a brief death growl during painkiller. Cum truly keeps you young.
>>131431645>Saw the Priest recently.How were KK and Glenn?...
>>131431645damn, seems like the bmcels will live forever then
>>131431692I don't keep up with band gossip but it was some other 40 something guitarist guy instead of Glenn. Isn't that nigga even older than Rob?
>>131431473>>131431741based
>>131431354I actually owned this album for many years (eventually gave it away since it's honestly kinda shit) and all the while I thought the name was "backdoor miracle"
>>131431780I've never given away an album, even if I think it's shit.
Still kinda bummed the main Bethlehem guy fucking died
>>131431819should've slurped more cum
>>131431797okay?
>>131431770>band gossipHungarian retard
>>131431473this is really weird, reminds me of Paul Chain; what's with Italians and weird doom?
>>131431831Just found it weird m8
Is Windswept any better than the soulless, crowd-pleasing, bland & safe shit Drudkh has been shitting out since 2012?
>>131431774not sure what happened to his vocals after this album. I think the retarded vocals were probably the main reason for the spheres backlash, not the weird jazz shit.
>>131431894*you're* weird
>>131431907Spheres is 10/10, no idea what you're talking about
>>131431925go to bed, patrick
>>131431895Windswept is unironically more repetitive and monotonous than Drudkh. The fact they're still going blows my mind.
Black Metal is inherently Satanic.
>>131431473The drumming on this shit is absurdly good.
>>131431360Black Metal is inherently anti-Semitic.
>>131431861Haven't been here in almost 2 months but nice to know I still live rent free in your head. At this point just ask me out on a date.
>>131431985>God detests homosexuals>Satan represents everything that God detests>BM is inherently gay
>I never look here anymore>but I just so happen to look here at the same time I believe I'm mentioned>what a coincidence!!!!
>>131432032you're replying to a homosexual
>>131432016There she is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-0ZsLGNvg
>>131432039I deliberately wrote "recently" and not last night because I wanted to avoid some nolifer knowing I'm back.Anyway, you pay for the food and the hooker. You can watch from the cuck chair. No need to thank me.
>>131432095Loser post
I just leave it here
Artist: DeathAlbum: Scream Bloody GoreSong: Mutilation>I celebrate a faggot's death>human disgrace
>>131432213Artist: RepulsionAlbum: Slaughter of the InnocentSong: Splattered Cadavers>Faggot zombies dressed in drag
chuck schuldiner slayed an unbelievable amount of human pussy
>>131431985False, it merely needs to be anti-Christian, be that Atheistic, Satanic or Pagan.
>>131431360Artist: Superjoint RitualAlbum: A Lethal Dose of American HatredSong: Personal Insult>It's just bullshit sandnigger>Jihad is a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WzpXy5kZ1INWOSM perfection.
>>131432265based
>>131432251Artist: Superjoint RitualAlbum: A Lethal Dose of American HatredSong: Stealing a Page or Two from Armed and Radical Pagans>Taking no pity on the Jewish elitists
Drudkh more like Snoozedkh
>>131431354more like BACKdoor miracle lmao
>>131431692KK hasn't been in Priest in over 15 years, but he does have a dogshit project with none other than Ripper Owens on vocals
Artist: IrateAlbum: New York MetalSong: Vendetta>I’ve got beef with you putas using our name for your own damn gain it’s a damn shame.>Your music it makes me sick, you sound like some faggots gagging on Korn’s dick.>You think you could fuck with me I’ll beat you musically then physically.>Straight out the Bronx, New York I got mine son step up and get yours.
beatdown hardcore is such garbage slop
>>131432327You're just filtered
did anyone else fall for the brutal death metal meme?
>>131432246Incorrect. Look up the meaning of inherent.
>>131432251>>131432280HEIL ANSELMO
>>131432299I know. I was mocking JP without KK or GT.If you didn't see JP with both, you never saw JP.
>>131431360>Artist: Darkthrone>Album: Transilvanian Hunger>Song: Over fjell og gjennom torner>Den Norrøne Rase må Slakte den andre>Nar blåmenn dunker for tungt pa var dør
pizza thrash sucks.
Bestial vocals suckLow energyStationaryMopingLanguidPuts a man to sleep
>>131432427I listened to this 10 years ago and thought it was unbearably rough to my virgin power metal ears. I should listen again. Will probably be smooth and soft.
>>131432556yup, it's mild
almost all thrash sucks
>>131432327Yes but this a thread about metal.
>>131432644Then people shouldn't be posting beatdown hardcore lyrics
>>131431741Swano nailed the production on this one
>>131432693yeah, no random Windows XP sound effects this time
anon's demo
Any good Black Metal from Tucson, Arizona?
>>131432776Pantheon. USBM pioneers and legends.
>>131432776>Any good Black Metalhaha no
>>131432854Correct.
>self-promoting your 24-year-old album on an anonymous hacker forum
BM is ear rape, I don't see how you retards can unironically enjoy it without being performative clout-chasers
>>131432878Your grandparents thought the same thing about Black Sabbath
>>131432776antifa sisters I don't feel so good
>>131432890Only one of my grandpas had a stick up his ass about counterculture and he was silent genAll my other boomer grandpas were bikers and hippies; even the one who went into the marines was still a motorcycle-riding meth head who blasted Sabbath and Pink Floyd
>>131432878>clout-chasersgo back to your hip hop ghetto
>>131432890ozzy's voice is earrape, yes
>>131432878It's more like a spooky lullaby that guarantees you'll snooze
>>131431473I feel like this is the weakest garbage I've heard in years. I kinda feel bad for actual Sleep fans.
>>131432771I made this practice track today.https://voca.ro/1aGljFj3bkMM
>>131432965why are you playing a xylophone with your limp dick
>>131432965Sounds like when I used to mess around on my sibling's keyboard in elementary school. How do I purchase a copy?
>>131432965tropical dungeon synth
>>131432996Looks stupid
>>131433038Enough about your visage
>>131433038Sounds stupid too
>>131432327the first Hatebreed album would have a word with you
>>131432995don't hate it 'till you try ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkXkXYnY5iA
>>131432630HEILPhantom is an all time 10/10
>>131433083Hatebreed are metalcore enough to get a pass
Black metal is sad and gayBeatdown hardcore is angry and virile
>>131432791They pioneered the triumphant Totale Vernichtung style black metal riff with the first song on this EP and then never did it again
>>131433100Honestly I shut it off after 3 songs because it all sounded the same. I'm liking Phantom though, it's a shame when bands pack the latter half of an album with all the bangers
>>131432976It's a BURIED BRONZE MECHANISM, not a xylophone.I had asked chatGPT to give me some ideas for sounds that didn't rely on a skilled performer bringing out the beauty.I own a license for the Zebra 3, btw.>>131432993Here's something else I made a couple of months ago.https://voca.ro/159JQq2qiZ81And some more:https://voca.ro/12kDNNX5vJnV (almost a full song)>>131432995Hmm yes, not a bad theme... might pursue....
>>131433147"Beatdown Hardcore" has to be in the top 10 dumbest punk-adjacent genre names, which is really saying something.
>>131433187It perfectly resembles the way the music is.
>>131433225Yeah, retarded
Is it true that he licked his own semen off a bible?
>>131433299sure, why not
>>131431473why does modern metal sound so gay and toothless compared to shit from 35 years ago made by literal 16-17 year olds with a production job I wouldn't give to a high school band?
>>131433305Modern production is awfully plastic and it seems like the goal of every band now is to show people how good they are at playing their instruments.
>>131433280Your insult isn't effective because the idea is that the music is supposed to sound retarded
Varg is a veritable philosophical and musical genius
>>131433305>>131433315Check out this toothful solo with raw productionhttps://voca.ro/1jjc1P6d84nu
>>131433324>Varg is a vegetable
>>131433324musical genius but philosophical retard
genius is vurgzum
>>131433316Whatever helps you cope with your shitty taste, I guess
>>131433333VERITABLE vegetable, look at those quints
>>131432776Gestapo SS>>131432791HEIL
>>131432327>beatdown hardcoreI sleep>beatdown hardcore/death metalREAL SHIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXKmGPgllCk
>>131433346Why are white arizonans such racist hicks?
>>131433344>t. kvlt kiddie
>>131433357Why are they superior to you, you mean
>>131433369I was one for 14 years, and I can only come to the conclusion that oppressive heat and lack of inclement weather erodes a white person's intellect and sensibilities.
>>131433357I’m moving to Scottsdale this year. It’s basically Agartha
>>131433389Huwhite people don't belong in the desert, only in the highlands, mountains, swamps
BILSKIRNIR - FINAL WINTER WAR (DEMO VERSION)
>>131433396I have family that still live near Scottsdale, on our last visit it was stunning how zombie-like the local population is there. The botox and high-pressure corpo jobs really do a number on those people. Between that and boomers and snowbirds, have fun lol
>>131432878What causes people to think this way? Is it just a simple lack of empathy?
>>131433445detecting some subtle racist undertones from your postYou AREN'T a racist, are you?
>>131433357Their racism makes perfect sense because, ya know, black and brown people are generally fucking awful. It's their unwavering support for the Republican party that I find hard to wrap my head around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMfnYE7LKpg
>>131432996Only good post itt
>>131432996>>131433592samefag
>>131433610>>131433610Schizophrenic post
>>131433647>links post twicedamn, what a gotten to bitch
>>131433333Had my doubts but he seems a bit artichokey
>>131432791Vargrstrick had the greatest drumming in all of black metal imo. Very good album.
>>131433808>still shilling his shitty 24-year old NSBM album with a 28% reviewdo you need child support money or something?
There is no reason to listen to any music that isn't NSBM or NSBM-adjacent
>>131433896What if I just don't wanna be a chud, huh? What then?
>>131433881Why should I care about what some random faggot on metal archives thinks?
>Didn't even deny the self-promotionlmaoing internally
>>131433881>go to read review>retard doesn’t even recognize that Atavism Into Ginnungagap’s repetition of “Sieg Heil” is set to the tune of “Gates of Nanna” where they chant “Ave Satan, Ave Lucifer” >for some reason this person is enough of an authority to be published on this faggy website
election tourists have completely ruined this general, this site, this country, and by extension, a few Yuropeen countries too
>>131433992Correct.
>>131433992They will deny it and continue their spam every day
we all only love NSBM for the aesthetic right?none of you here are actually racist correct?
>>131431473>>131434032I used to be a standard libtard but I listened to so much NSBM and RAC that I permanently became a racist chud.
>>131434032It’s actually against 4chan rules to be racist, so of course I’m not.
>mfw it's the same thing every fucking day
>>131434032you mean this aesthetic?
>>131434122HEIL HONKLER
>>131433992Blame our janitorial staff. It's the same obnoxious losers every time and they never get banned
>>131434122Don't you ever get tired of seething about racism and stuff you don't like. Ffs man, it's all fucking day with you
>>131434306>racist internet tough guy foiled by fag who photoshops clown wigs on imagesnot a good look for chuds
>>131434317he just wants to spam without any opposition
>>131434317>foiled It's just baffling. I can't imagine spending every day of my life on an obscure corner of the internet kvetching about racism and posting the same tired memes over and over. It's literally clinically insane behavior.
>>131434327it's literally a reaction against Kaevum spamfighting fire with fire, or pissing in an ocean of piss
>>131434335>no good metal albums in over a decade>/metal/ has to entertain itself like thisbeyond grim
>>131434352>over a decade If you like metal, maybe explore the genre a bit more.
>>131434370Terminal Redux was the last great metal album
>>131434376Dweeb shit
>>1314343762016 was also the last time /metal/ was good
>>131434352 Hate Forest - Hour of the Centaur Pissgrave - Malignant Worthlessness Tetragrammacide - TTAOTAQFossilization - Leprous DaylightGoatkraft - Prophet of Eternal DamnationMinenwerfer - Alpenpasse Wagner Odegard - Om kosmos och de tolv jarteknJust off the top of my head
>>131434444>BM, dissoshit, and nu-male doom>racist riffs and sketchy riffsgee, what a great list
>>131434504Incoherent post
>>131434504It is a great list, and your criticisms are dumb af
New Sleep album is out. I was the opposite of excited for this one but I guess I'll give it one listen just to see if I unexpectedly like it.
>>131431473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chcd_O7C9f4
metal died in 1993
>>131433992>>131434023Yes, we despise the ADL here.
>>131434596XTREEM metal was a mistake
>>131434597If the ADL actually monitored this general because of NSBM posting (they don't), it would be the greatest achievement of these sad, pathetic, losers' lives
>Yes, we despise the ADL here.
>>131434596The only thing worse than a close-minded oldfag is a youngfag who's so desperate to separate himself from the pack that he pretends to be an oldfag at heart.Gas yourself
Schizo hours
There's a reason why Metallica still plays sold out arenas
>>131434633Incoherent post
>>131434642No, you're just dumb
>>131434555>On January 30, 2025, drummer Jason Roeder announced on Instagram that he had been fired from the band by its manager in November 2024, and had not spoken to the other Sleep members since>On June 18, 2026, the band announced that Matt Pike was no longer part of the group and revealed a new lineupFuck Al Cisneros
>>131432408Google translate:The Norse race must slaughter the other When the dark-skinned men pound too heavily on our doorAlso Google translate:Blåmenn -> Blue men?
>>131434633modern metal is gay shit for faggots. either listen to the real thing or leave the hall
>>131434122>>131434629tranny's cage is rattled again lol
>>131434651>trade the Neurosis drummer for the Melvins drummer>trade Matt Pike for a literal who
>>131434651YEAH, fuck Al.
>>131434665Thank you xister
>>131434654>Blåmenn (Old Norse: blámaðr) is an old Nordic term for dark-skinned people, mainly from Africa or North Africa.
>>131434655I guess I'll refer you to >>131434633 again.No one is impressed by your forced oldfaggotry.
the /trad/ split was a disaster for this general
>>131432408HEIL
>>131434686the /trad/ thread is 3 weeks old3 fucking weeks oldthis board is dead as shit
>>131434698I. Fucking. KNEEL.
>>131434682let me refer you to>>>/lgbt/
>chud: NOOOOOO NOT THE CLOWNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA>also chud: *posts Kultur 5 times per thread*
>>131434715the only clown here is you, tranny sperg
Kill yourselves
post a single good album from after 2000. you literally can't
>>131434734Agalloch - The Mantle (2002)
>>131434734I don't spoonfeed the subhumans here
>>131434708It can't be worse than this shit tbqh.>bro that sucks >dissoshit >HEIL>*clown meme*>HEIL >rat-looking janny shitpost ×100>you're gay>no you're gay Lol like a bunch of actual retards
>>131434740Fagalloch sucks
>>131434746you suck
>>131434740lmao>>131434742the question was rhetorical. i can go look up some RYM touristcore list if i was actually interested in riffless post-2000 unmetal
>>131434746but enough about ur mum
>>131434743make another vocaroo crying about it while you try to find a scrub to sleep under for the night
>>131434754oh wow, another shitty useless split between two garbage bands with terrible gore album art
>>131431473https://youtu.be/MGdaytQp8YASunn O))) at their best is great shit to relax to.
>>131434759>RYM touristWell that explains why you can't find good metal
>>131434767damn you're a faggot. it's not a split, sepsism are good, and shitty gore covers rule.
>>131434767are you retarded
>>131434743Matthew's gone
>>131434767Not a split lil homie
>>131434766Not sure what boogeyman you're thinking of, but I've never made a vocaroo in my life.
>replying to extremely obvious baitfuck you guys
Uh oh melty
>>131434734
/metal/ is terrible. i cultivated this
>>131434781I was wondering. I hadn't noticed his spam.What happened?
>>131434792Who gives a shit
>>131434792Pretty sure he's been replaced. I've been noticing post deletions that wouldn't have happened under his watch
Ok, I take this >>131434792 back. >>131434790 has a strong odor of rat droppings.
>>131434814based
>>131434789>>131434814bands from before metal died don't count
>>131431360Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH>EVERY WORD YOU SPEAK>EVERY LIE YOU SHAPE>EVERY SEED YOU SEW>DIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS>DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSS
>>131431473https://youtu.be/kLZ1BXzABuc
>>131434734I posted several earlier.Here are some more albums you can give droolingly retarded takes on.Goatmoon - Finnish Steel Storm Totale Vernichtung - RitualmordlegendenKrypts - Cadaver CirculationDead Congregation - Promulgation of the FallDiocletian - Gesundrian Revenge - Behold. Total. Rejection.Mooncitadel - Night's Scarlet Symphonies Forteresse - Thèmes Pour la RébellionSwallowed - Lunarterial
>>131434870can you post a list for sex havers?
>>131434870all shit, sorry
>>131434886
>>131434886google.com
>>131434917kek
>>131434901I would question my taste if you thought otherwise
>>131434870>Totale Vernichtungisn't this the pathetic band who can't even play their instruments? great pick
>>131434937He's definitely not a skilled musician, but I like his style.When I want something more polished, I listen to something else. Pretty simple.
>>131434948Lol it's a "Ratthew can't even pretend to be gone for more than a few hours" post
great threadtotally not shitmany good recsinsight metal discussion evenkeep it up
there's so much metal out there and so little time!!!!
>>131434981Even if you tried listening to one (1) band a day, that's 200,000 days, or roughly 547 yearsdouble the pace and it's still 273 yearstriple and it's STILL 182 fucking years
>>131435001i listen to like 3 albums a day and barely make a dent in my backlog
>>13143500199.9% of which are worthless noise
>>131435056ur not being nice
>>131435061he's being too nice: The idea that there are 2000 metal bands worth listening to in the world is laughable
>>131435001>Even if you tried listening to one (1) band a day, that's 200,000 days, or roughly 547 years>double the pace and it's still 273 years>triple and it's STILL 182 fucking years
>>131435078200*
>>131435078it would be 200 and i think it's safe to say that there are 200 worthwhile metal bands
Bathory? Venom? NBM (Not Black Metal)
>>131435078>>131435087You need to accept the fact that you don't really like the genre, and that you're just autistically obsessed with a few bands that happen to be metal.It's ok, it's not a big deal. Metal isn't for everyone.
>>131431473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQyYvvg2jEQ
>>131434980brumbrvarg is a blofmnius
Only Varg and Kaevum are trve.
i feel like varg was my forebear in another life
>>131434734Every DsO album
>>131435118List your favourite 500 bands
>>131435294even the first two? ew>>131435317not metal
>>131435118I listen to more bands, representing a wider variety of styles, and have been for a longer time, than you.
THE MIGHTY SAXON UNLEASH GODS OF THUNDER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asxj77ZerRg
>>131435309burzum
>>131435294Diapersmell of smegma sucks
>>131435366>ai boomersloppa
>>131435412it's not ai
Reminder only extreme metal is metal.
>>131435350Oh my bad, I thought that you were the person who was claiming metal died in 1993. Glad you're not, because that guy was a moron who should never post in this general again.
>>131435462Well I wholeheartedly agree with you there. Hey, who would've thought this exchange would end up like this
Metal died in 1993. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already recorded by 1993). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, and The Red in the Sky is Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Soul and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).
Tourism died in 1993. Only 12 good tours have been conducted since then (most of them in 1994, being already planned by 1993). Tourism achieved its explorative peak in trips like Passport to Golgotha, Tour Holocaust, and The Trinkets in the Gift Shop are Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate travel form. Now, thanks to Customs of the Soul and Gojexcise, all its contraband was seized and the genre has been reduced to mere Polaroid fodder for Hawaiian-shirt-wearing idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground destinations into the Orient Express).
>clean vocals in black/death metalholy CRINGE
>female-fronted metal band doing a ballad featuring harsh male vocals
>>131435521I've seen it done well. In black metal more often than dm, though.
>>131435506lol I remember when this pasta was first tried out
>>13143147390% of the time these days I find myself listening to bdm or black metal.
where the big gurl riffs at
>>131431473I really wish Fenriz and Satyr hadn't ruined this project with their chuddery. Imagine what could have been.
>>131435637fucked up Kari's career
>>131435637I think I've listened to this once, wasn't very impressed by it. I had no idea who was on it though, why did Fenriz (and who is Satyr? The guy from Satyricon I'm guessing?) ruin it?
>>131435637>Imagine what could have been.I did, it was called Otyg and it rips shit
danger zone by kenny loggins is the hardest song of all time
>>131435660he "ruined" it (he didn't, really) by being a chud (he wasn't, really)
>>131435687best Vintersorg project
>>131435478Lol tbqh you probably have listened to a lot more metal than I have. My taste in metal is relatively narrow, but it's not nearly as narrow as the pretend oldfag who's forever lurking this thread and shitting on every band that's not Morbid Angel or whatever.
>>131435697By far, and I fucking love '90s/early '00s Vintersorg
if it was released after Painkiller it's not metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPeB-hnWM6o
>>131435693>chudnot even that, he had some anti-christian lyrics there that Kari hadn't agreed on and it was a whole thing. Anyway, all that is not to blame either way: Fenriz was too focused on too many projects at the same time and had to ditch them to focus on the main one
>>131435707>metallica>reaction videos>gen z>>>/reddit/
Music has sucked so badly this decade. Songs are spending 1 years in the top 10 because everything sucks. The music, the artists, etc...
>>131435719Metal as a genre is as alive as ever. At least on the internet.
>>131435719>Drake beat Michael Jackson for the most No. 1 singles on the Billboard Hot 100
>>131435719That's what happens when you let nostalgia and the retro fever take over four fifths of all metal newcomers, listeners and musicians alike. Like with so many other things, culture now is either a repeat or a response to what was going on with current 30-40-year-olds when they were teens. This revivalist, metakvlt, past-worshipping mindset exterminets creativity and makes progress impossible.
>>131435733hebos beating pedos for the top spot of irrelevant publication No 224664
>>131435742>MJ was a pedonope
>>131435746oh man better get all the judges and prosecutors and lawyers and witnesses and all the evidence together again and tell them that you'll be doing the judging now since obviously they all fucked up; better get on it soon bro
>>131435761I'm not even a 1488fag, but the Jews unironically framed and murdered him
>>131435761>since obviously they all fucked upHow old are you zoomer bro?
>>131435733neither ever had the most. in the US, it's The Beatles with 20 followed by Mariah Carey with 19. In Canada, it's Madonna and in the UK it's Elvis.
>>131435761>just trust in the system, bro
>>131435774it's the most as a single male artist>Elvisprobably counted as a band or something, fuck if I know
>>131435781Billboard screws over Elvis and tries not to count all of his #1s anymore
>>131432878It can be pretty good when it has high production value and when the drummer calms down a little bit.
what's going on with Scorpions? what's the "unforeseen circumstances"? hope everyone's health is in order. whenever i see news like this, my first thought is health-related. they're all getting up there.https://blabbermouth.net/news/scorpions-postpone-2026-las-vegas-residency-due-to-unforeseen-circumstances
>>131435836probably visa relatedreminder that Drumpf fucked up a Rolling Stones gig this year because Keith Richards pulled a knife on him in 1989 and because he bitched about Gimme Shelter being used in Melania's shitty documentary without permission
>>131435848>Keith Richards pulled a knife on him in 1989Uh?
>>131435879not exactlythe story goes that Trump was the promoter for one concert in Atlantic City and in typical Trump fashion, he made it about himself by having big banners flown that read, "Donald Trump presents The Rolling Stones" (his name was in a larger font), then Trump held a surprise press conference where he lied his ass off about organizing the whole eventWhen the band became aware of this, Keith Richards took out a knife, slammed it on a table, and told their manager to tell Trump to fuck off, The manager told Trump to fuck off and he did. Trump and Richards were never in the same room.
>>131435905Well this is one of the cooler stories I've heard in a while lol
>>131435905>the story goes that Trump was the promoter for one concert in Atlantic City and in typical Trump fashion, he made it about himself by having big banners flown that read, "Donald Trump presents The Rolling Stones" (his name was in a larger font), then Trump held a surprise press conference where he lied his ass off about organizing the whole event>When the band became aware of this, Keith Richards took out a knife, slammed it on a table, and told their manager to tell Trump to fuck off, The manager told Trump to fuck off and he did. Trump and Richards were never in the same room.I see you Googled it, too.
>>131436020that doesn't even sound like Google AI slop writing
>>131436027It doesn't, I'm assuming you (or he?) put in your own words. But it's beat-for-beat what I read when I searched "keith richards [redacted] knife 1989."
>>131436058Can't you just be happy I recounted the story without any bullshit embellishments
>>131436070I'm happy metalbrother \m/
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>>131435761>the judges and prosecutors and lawyers and witnessesall jewish subhumans or people blackmailed by jewish subhumans
>>131432965>>131433164Utter garbage.
>>131435905>Keith Richards took out a knife, slammed it on a table, and told their manager to tellWhat a pussy kek
>>131435768>>131435772>>131435779>source: trust me, bro
