These faggots should be strictly restricted to class F airspace, with well defined dimension and NEVER EVER LEFT OUT, sick and tired of avoiding them. Yesterday while flying a personal Cessna 310 from a buddy of mine and 3 weeks ago on the Dash 8 with the small airliner I fly for. >23 year old co pilot
>>1948669They shouldn’t be allowed in CLASS G!!!
>>1948669Yield for pedestrians cagie.
thegreatest,,,invention,,,,,Ever.,,OP?,,psst...,,FLYYOUR PLANE!!,sissy,thatswhathey payoufor!!,,,,paragliders weigh lessthen 6pounds,,made fromold sheets using aneedle and thread.,,,stab with icepick,,drive car overit,,shoot.,,costsnothing!,,mostly.,,no license/insurace needed.,,unstallable,,,mostly.,,,,,,,,,tearsineyes,,,Lucky Boys!,
>>1948669something like that
>>1948669fuck you retarded faggot airplane flyer, the skies belong to unregistered ultralights without radio.
>>1948692a 6 pound flying machine that literally fits in a backpack is really one of the greatest inventions ever. Imagine unironically owning a Cessna in 2023
>>1948669mountain bikers of the sky are paraglidersroadies of the sky are hang glidersparamotors and microlights are more like motorcyclists of the skyanyway cope and seethe you are the cagie of the sky and you shold know your place (stuck behind a sky cyclist)
>>1948692i knew bacon was this based but i never knew the true extent of his basedness
>>1948669Not human powered. Not a 'cyclist' of any kind.Try harder motorcripples.
>>1948795Are skydivers downhill racers then?
>>1948966yesand wingsuiters are endurofagspic related is a sky moped lol
>>1948992forgot image
>>1948692Good to see you're still here bacon, missed the horse pictures.
>>1948966no that would be speedfliershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUD5y9dbaM
>still not human powered>ergo still not a cyclistKYS motorcripple
imagine spending millions of dollars on cars and seeing someone have more fun with 15 grand than you've ever had in your entire life. "Zomg this lambo pulls 1.4 Gs!!!" Meanwhile I'm blacking out pulling 6 Gs on my paraglider ahahahaCARS ARE A C TIER HOBBY. YOU SPEND TONS OF MONEY ON STATUS. YOU'RE LIKE A WOMAN BUYING A PURSE. YOU ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED AND GAY.
>>1949893>imagine infighting amongst the weaklings known as motorists.infinite KEK
>>1948750Your use of "unironic" was not necessary in that sentence.
>>1949893As a petulant whiney and emotional man-child Clarkson is a perfect representative for cagies.
>>1948795>>1949893these 2 posts clash with >>1949828>>1949897but all 4 is incredibly based
Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars on your PPL and you don't even have a paraglider or sim setup. You don't love flying.You're in it for status.
>Tucker Gotts friend dies paramotoring recently >Tucker's youtube videos have been showing him doing increasingly risky shit Only a matter of time before he stops uploading
>>1950147keep fantasizing coward, i'm sure good things will come to you
>>1950148I dont want him to die in a crash i like his videosJust feels like its fate desu
>>1948692where's the sky horse?
>>1948750>Can hold more than one person (girlfriend/friends)>Can achieve far higher top speeds >Has cabin climate control so you aren't freezing your face off even with a snow fox and ski goggles>Actually good for getting from one airport to another>Proven engineering track-record, don't have to worry about some fucktard building the motor and it failing on me over the oceanI'd far sooner save up to buy a cessna than one of these dangerous little things. I'll give you that they're neat, but the sky was designed for airplanes. Ask a friend who owns a cessna for a ride in it a single time over the mountains or the desert and I guarantee you'll change your mind in a heartbeat.
>>1950682>omg low G!!!!Vs>pulling 4G in a spiral dive with a tandem paragliderYou don't know how to have fun
>>1951383I don't really want to die from winds suddenly changing directions, and would much prefer an aircraft that I can actually use to travel across the US and visit friends in.
>>1948795>you are the cagie of the sky and you shold know your place (stuck behind a sky cyclist)hooting
>>1950682>but the sky was designed for airplanes.it wasn't designed at all an if it were it was designed for birds and dinosaurs
>>1951431The sky was designed to hold up the heavens
>>1950682Cesnas are lame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc1xR-7wfqU
>>1948963Show your pedal powered aircraft
>>1949809absolutely unhinged just like downhillers
>>1950147i always found that guy so hard to watchtheres so many other vastly less insufferable paramotortubers
>>1950176big bird
>>1950682yeah but this is more funooh wagie cagies got his climate control while he sits there on autopilot for hours to go from one peice of tarmac to anotherboooooringggg>the sky was designed for airplanes.it was designed for birds and a glider is the closest thing to a bird
>>1951415planes are as vulnreble to the wind as any other aircraftid have thoughta supposed pilot would know that?and planes are a retarded way to travel just take a train lol
>>1951534what does this even mean
>>1952237im dissapointed this isnt a thing outside some crazy prototypesid love a paraglider with a pedal powered propeller imagine how cool that would be
>>1952886It couldn't even do level flight. The canopy doesn't make for an efficient wing
>>1948669can you practically use these for day to day travel?
>>1953413>Can't fly safely when it's dark, excessively windy, or raining.>Need space around where you're taking off and landing.>Can't fly in high traffic airspace, like in towns.They aren't particularly practical.
>>1953529i heard that older paragliders have less trouble with rain
>>1953529>Need space around where you're taking off and landing.don't need much spaceu
>>1953868Your rate of climb isn't great
>>1953413Depends on how far you need to go
*invades israel*
>>1948669>>1954328>>1954337>>1953413>Militaries around the world are going to start using them because of their low cost, noise, heat signature. Perfect for bypassing air defenses.
>>1954328>>1954337>>1954381OP, APOLOGIZE!
>>1954381It's crazy how the future of war seems to be slow ass shit just bumbling in and $200 drones dropping nades on $10 million tanks
op, when are you going to apologize
>>1954415metal gear predicted this
>>1948669Oy vey
>>1948669Oy vey part 2
>>1951415bicycle vs honda civic basically
>>1954550The decline of the battleship in the face of missiles and the decline of the infantry garrison in favour of cavalry response legions also predicted this.
>>1953413how much training do you need to learn to fly these and what happens during an accident not like falling off a bike i heard these things collapse mid air too
>>1948795>mountain bikers of the sky are paraglidersso can they go up from a lowground because my understanding was you can only glide down making them more like downhill mtb fucks
>>1957760Most accredited PPG schools have about a week long curriculum. Ground school and theory, weather, communications, airfield operations, kiting practice, towing aloft, and then coached solos.Go through the PPG bible and that should get you a good body of knowledge.
>>1955030>>1955034>>1955035AIR GAZA says hello.....Buy's literally one of the most harmless inventions on the market that isn't blacklisted on a watch list for interpol.....lolProlly had DHL deliver them to the Hamas Headquarters without a single glitch go off anywhere....Can ship them anywhere and nobody thinks that they are an aerial assault weapon....lolTop Kek telling OP to apologize....
If you actually think Hamas used paragliders to invade you are actually gay and retarded and under 6 foot and you should never ever attempt to pilot any kind of aircraft because you're not smart enough
>>1948669Class f? Canadian?
>>1948669These people always seemed retarded to me
>>1948795>you shold know your place (stuck behind a sky cyclist)If a plane is stuck behind a paraglider, the paraglider is gonna fucking die.
>>1953413Not unless you live on top of a mountain.
>>1957762you are extremely stupidhow are you on this board and dont know how a glider or a bicycle works?>>1962608the sky is more than big enough for all of us
>>1953413i mean no but you cant with a plane or even a helicopter eitherflying makes even less sense as transport than cars do>>1953948lol its incredible they climb at 45 degrees lolif you cant find a place to take off and land one of these then you just arent looking hard enough>>1954415almost like the military industrial complex lied to us that they need billions of our tax money to develop stealth planes or whatever and real war is actually just about shit being simple cheap and practical>>1954550so did arma 3 lol>>1957760technically you dont neeeees any, yknow like a bike (depends on country)but rly you should just join a school and practice kiting in your own time till the instructor says your readyi mean its extremely cheap compared to a pilots licence and a plane>i heard these things collapse mid air tooi heard bicycle fall overi heard planes can spini hear helicopters get mast bumpjust dont fly like a retard loland most importantly dont fly in weather that is above your experience levelthats what kills pilotsbasically the same as any other aircraft or trying to hit jumps on a bicycle when you havnt learned how to yet>>1957797yeah this
>>1960315ok lanklet goldberg>>1961888>refuses to elaborate
>>1962659they can't climb?
>>1964619>just dont fly like a retard lolas a fully self acknowledged retard, I can't guarantee that, hell I can't stop myself from riding like a retard with a bike, I don't possess the self control to not fly like a retard
>>1964620Atleast a lanklet can workout and become swoleA manlet is doomed for lifeBut sure, call me a kike for shitting on jewish lies dumbass
So gliderfags are on /n/ not /xs/?
>>1967339I thought gliders were something different
>>1967116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU>Riding high I'm lost in a Jewish lieWas blondie the original cagers of the sky?
>>1954415The future of war is spears and rocksI give us another 10 years
>>1949893>pulling 6 Gs on my paragliderI don't think so
>>1967090underatandable desu im the same on my bikebut like a bike youre only endangering yourself so who rly cares
>>1967116lol the copium levels
>>1967339>>1969905well its not that extremespeedlfying is /xs/ tier but a paraglider is /n/
>>1954381>>1954337>>1954328based pro-modesty fighters DOWN WITH REVEALING CLOTHES!
>>1975109is this a bot post or what?i dont get italso his helmet is falling off under the weight of his goog (which he is wearing in broad daylight why?) looks silly
>>1949893>t. cries every time they have to merge onto a freeway
What do you make of these things then? The new Dingo Ultralight.
>>1979129The electric cyclists of the sky. The PPGs (cyclists) do not like them and neither do the aircraft (motorists). That said, they have their place too.
Would an electric paramotor powered by a hydrogen fuel cell be hearing safe?
>>1974817Manlet.>>1974407People blackout spiralling often retard
>>1979477First thing a midwit thinks is "electric" when they see a paramotor. Enjoy being 100 IQ you dumb bitch. You'll never have the balls or brains to paraglide
>>1981446what does this mean? t. not a paramotorist
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>>1948692Bacon what's stopping you from flying one of them? Not like you need legs to use
>>1951544that doesn't look very safe
>>1948669I don't have the balls to take the ultralightpill. I have heard too many stories involving stall
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>>1993804Isn't that the youtube guy who shills for cage companies?
>>1975983I think the helmet is just too small for him and he's tilting it forward to have the brim in the right spot even though nothing else is. Also it's really stupid to have ear cutouts and not be wearing earmuffs. The night vision is the least silly part, after all it's only a matter of hours before it's dark again.
>>1948669On your toes zoomer
>>1951544Why do they fly so close to the ground? Do they get lift from ground effect?
>>1964619> i mean no but you cant with a plane or even a helicopter eitherflying makes even less sense as transport than cars dot. Never been to Alaska
>>1983442He has a small dick
>>1993804ACK!https://youtu.be/Y0JGDY1-qzY
>>1981446You could probably make it work but the range and performance will be crap. Which is saying something because gas paramotors already have crap range.
>>2000378Plenty of videos available on yt of electric paramotors being subpar for you to watch but you won't cause of your severe fluoride induced adhd
>>1952886the thrust you'd get would be negligible compared to just the speed gained by pointing your glider downwardthats why it took so long for the plane to be invented, and by extension paragliders, because they have to have a shit ton of force while weighing nothing
planefag here, paragliders are based as helli wanna buy a cheap kit biplane with an open cockpit someday for light aerobaticsand i think wing walking is exceedingly based, theres a guy who gives lessons and lets you do it in the span of a single dayand its not that gay shit where you're strapped on top of the plane for the whole flight, you get out of the cockpit yourself and climb on the wings
>>1948669I love hot air balloons because it's objectively the most hilariously retarded mode of transport.
>>1964619>>1954415>>1954381I'd take it with a grain of salt. They almost certainly just let the invasion happen as proven by massive shorting on the stock market just days before, so it's not that paragliders were somehow tactically advantageous and made a difference.
>>2004292It was the first flying machine, respect your elders zoomzoom
gyrocopters are cooler
>>1948669So they are literal conservative heroes saving the world compared to your decadent faggot ass? Where can I sign the petition for the commission of their medals?
>>2002332(nta) I'm legit surprised they're even still trying w/electrics at this point. Until there's some new breakthrough in energy storage (i.e. much better batteries) these things will always have either dogshit range or anemic performance. It's a miracle they can even get airborne in their current form.
>>1948669Can you fly these in BLM land? Like in the fuckin middle of nowhere in Wyoming? Is that class f airspace?
>>2012512I thought the people from "Northwest Territorial Imperative" were burning down their own homes to pwn the BLM
>>1948692Isnt this thing too dangerous to fly too high?
>>2012675I wish they did to the urbanites but they are too lazy and wait for the urbanites to do it to themselves.
>>2012932This but for urbanistst. urbanite
>>1954381this is Gaza? I had not seen this video until now. Hilarious paramotors, but sad how it's all rubble now
>>2006482we're supposed to think the IDF simultaneously has the ability to manchurian candidate sleeper agents to assassinate heavily guarded VIPs in the heart of tehran and get away without being detected but also somehow can't spot a coordinated paramotor attack by hundreds of militants in their literal backyard, hmmmmmmmmm yep no one saw it coming! everyone rally around bibi, who definitely was not about to go to jail
>>2017310you can buy paramotors online and store them inside a car...
>>2017321supposedly the IDF can tell who is and isn't a hamas special forces operative with their super quantum entanglement brain wave detectors even if it's a 3 day old infant in the maternity ward that can't speak yet, yet they didn't notice that hundreds of hamas special forces operatives simultaneously ordered and trained on paramotors after receiving coordinated transfers from the IRGC, hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>1950682>Can hold more than one person (girlfriend/friends)Women ruin everything, why would I want one gasping randomly every 10 seconds while I'm flying?>FriendsLol, lmao even.
>>1950682/r/ihavesex/
>>1954337Happy anniversary!
>>1952237>>1952886>>1953408>>2003039Now I wanna see someone try a pedal-powered hybrid airship: the buoyant lift might reduce the thrust needed just enough to allow human-powered flight.
>>2022603There's been some.