You're at the cyclist cafe when this lady compliments your orchid collection.What do you do, /n/? Oh and she's 163cm and 49kg, all slow twitch.
>>1981075why are you like this?
>>1981075Imagine the sweaty after ride sex
>>1981075Athletic women have no tits (except the occasional weightlifter).
>>1981344Turns out "muh tits" is just fat woman cope, the female version of "who cares if I can't do a single pull up, pull ups are gay, I can bench this many plates"
>>1981344wrong i have some boobs at 16.5 bmi.
>>1981344>No tits>Big ass and meaty thighsHnnggg
>>1981075>tfw no fit baiku gf who bullies you on climbs.Why even live?
>>1981344>the occasional weightlifter
>>1981075That's a man.
>>1981277>Imagine the sweaty after ride sexstinky tuna down under. body odour would be arousing though.
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>>1981075>compliments your orchid collection.wat
>>1981075
what the heck is a cyclist cafe? she better want to smash some mid-ride gas station roller dogs with me or she's not worth my time.
>>1983037What planet are you living on m8?
>>1984621he's probably still in bed long after all the cyclists have gone home
>>1983031>>compliments your orchid collection.>watBALLS. She can see your junk under your shorts.
>>1981349Until she's over about two fiddy fatness can always be compensated for with huge enough bobs.
>>1985685gross
>>1981075I don't even remember what the original pasta was at this point.
>>1985717gay
My balls are small
>>1984621>unironically keeping your cap on as a fashion statementShameful.
>>1985730If i remember correctly it was a buff guy and the caption was "This guy slaps your gf's ass, what would you do?"
>>1982822fair, but worth noting that she's a top-level domestic pro
>>1985730something in europe about an abduction and/or murder iirc
>>1985685This girl could do with a bit more muscle, but she’s leagues ahead of even the fittest flattie
>>1981411what did she mean by this
>>1981344Female bodybuilders often get implants because cutting kills their tits so hard. Pathological muscle girls often suffer a similar fate, or at least try hard to make their pecs look like breasts.>olympic-style weightliftersPretty rare in my experience. Most female weighlifters are fridgemode chunkies. But I suppose it's possible since having a little extra fat doesn't hurt anything.
>>1981344peak performance>>1981353>he thinks 16.5 bmi is athletic>>1981359baste taste
>>1985679does it mean she wants to suck on them on step on them cause i'm down for both
>>1991060>bodybuilders look like cope machinesyeah well that's not surprising, it's always true regardless of gender and you can be a weightlifter without being a copebuilder, you know
>>1984621Total fixie death. Kill fixies behead fixies roundhouse kick a fixie into the concrete.
