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You're at the cyclist cafe when this lady compliments your orchid collection.

What do you do, /n/? Oh and she's 163cm and 49kg, all slow twitch.
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>>1981075
why are you like this?
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>>1981075
Imagine the sweaty after ride sex
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>>1981075
Athletic women have no tits (except the occasional weightlifter).
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>>1981344
Turns out "muh tits" is just fat woman cope, the female version of "who cares if I can't do a single pull up, pull ups are gay, I can bench this many plates"
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>>1981344
wrong i have some boobs at 16.5 bmi.
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>>1981344
>No tits
>Big ass and meaty thighs
Hnnggg
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>>1981075
>tfw no fit baiku gf who bullies you on climbs.

Why even live?
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>>1981344
>the occasional weightlifter
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>>1981075
That's a man.
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>>1981277
>Imagine the sweaty after ride sex
stinky tuna down under. body odour would be arousing though.
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>>1981388
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>>1981075
>compliments your orchid collection.
wat
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what the heck is a cyclist cafe? she better want to smash some mid-ride gas station roller dogs with me or she's not worth my time.
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>>1983037
What planet are you living on m8?
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>>1984621
he's probably still in bed long after all the cyclists have gone home
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>>1983031
>>compliments your orchid collection.
>wat
BALLS. She can see your junk under your shorts.
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>>1981349
Until she's over about two fiddy fatness can always be compensated for with huge enough bobs.
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>>1985685
gross
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>>1981075
I don't even remember what the original pasta was at this point.
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>>1985717
gay
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My balls are small
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>>1984621
>unironically keeping your cap on as a fashion statement
Shameful.
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>>1985730
If i remember correctly it was a buff guy and the caption was "This guy slaps your gf's ass, what would you do?"
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>>1982822
fair, but worth noting that she's a top-level domestic pro
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>>1985730
something in europe about an abduction and/or murder iirc
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>>1985685
This girl could do with a bit more muscle, but she’s leagues ahead of even the fittest flattie
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>>1981411
what did she mean by this
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>>1981344
Female bodybuilders often get implants because cutting kills their tits so hard. Pathological muscle girls often suffer a similar fate, or at least try hard to make their pecs look like breasts.
>olympic-style weightlifters
Pretty rare in my experience. Most female weighlifters are fridgemode chunkies. But I suppose it's possible since having a little extra fat doesn't hurt anything.
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>>1981344
peak performance
>>1981353
>he thinks 16.5 bmi is athletic
>>1981359
baste taste
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>>1985679
does it mean she wants to suck on them on step on them cause i'm down for both
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>>1991060
>bodybuilders look like cope machines
yeah well that's not surprising, it's always true regardless of gender
and you can be a weightlifter without being a copebuilder, you know
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>>1984621
Total fixie death. Kill fixies behead fixies roundhouse kick a fixie into the concrete.
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>>1993264
Fixie hate is so 2015
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>>1981353
>>1991065
BMI cope is for confirmed fatties
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>>1991060
The entire concept of a "Muscle mommy" is delusional. Bodybuilder women are women. Vain women who want validation, hence why they both want a roided up build but also big tits and long nails. If anything they're twice as feminine as normal women because they specifically focus on their lack of tits and motherly curves.
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>>1981075
I tell her she will bear me strong sons who will dominate the TdF, and offer to take her behind the shed and creampie her pussy. I also tell her that the op is a fag and will give her twink sons with defective genes who will suck at cycling.
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>>2004848
>being a twink is bad and a defect
American hands typed this
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>>2005349
What if I am? What are you going to do about it? Cry?
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>>2004848
>better power to weight ratio
>better calorie to mass efficiency
>better aerodynamics
twinks are peak performance, deal with it
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>>2007472
The only way an american is ever dominating the tdf is with drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
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>>2007516
So what?
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>>1981075
How is it that her stem is that slemmed yet she's completely upright?
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>>2007973
SMOL body and frame probably has too much stack for how smol she is.

If someone is much shorter then 5'3 bike fit becomes an issue .
Good news is she can always go into the drops or get a longer stem to compensate. BITD people sized frames larger and people rode in the drops more. Opposite to today where people are on smol frames and go aero hoods position.
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>>2007976
but if the frame has a lot of stack it also has a lot of reach which would mean no need to slam
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>>2007516
>The only way an american is ever dominating the tdf is with drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Oh, you mean like every pro rider worth mentioning in the UCI?
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>>2007492
>always skips leg day
>too busy sucking cocks in alleyways to actually train on the bike
>never enters races because his bussy hurts too much
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>>2007973
endurance geometry frameset?
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>>2007980
Nope, as the other anon said you can get endurance or tall stack less reach frames if you look hard enough. Also if you look some frames have proportionally more reach/stack in the smaller sizes, and as you go up the reach doesn't increase much while the stack does.

many vintage bikes are like this. My largest frame has a 58cm top tube but a 63.5cm seat tube, and since the top tube is level it has a TALL boi headtube.
With modern sloping tubes that's plenty easy to do. I see custom bikes with it too.
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>>2009074
But the headtube is practically nonexistent though? Look at the pic. Or we can look up the numbers. If that's a 2012-ish synapse, picking an admittedly arbitrary size of 48 (woman) and comparing to same-era same-ish size giant defy (allroad/endurance geo) the head tube is 15mm less on the cannondale, so unless the BB is practically scraping the pavement I don't see how it's can be called a tallboi or high stack geo
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>>1993264
two of those have gears tho



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