Any tips for sneaking a lil hotheaf on a domestic flight?
I can smell it from here bruh
>>1990691>Vacuum seal a couple of joints>clean vacuum plastic bag exterior thoroughly with isopropyl alcohol after you’ve cleaned your hands thoroughly with dish soap and isopropyl>put in sock on the soles of your feet >request TSA opt out instead for pat down >?????>profit
>>1990691Go be a pothead somewhere other than my office
>>1990691grind to dust compress and prison pocket is failsafe, everything else bears risk the more you try to hide it the more trouble you get into
My friend flew with flower in an m&Ms tube. Definitely they could see it on the machine, but they didn't give a fuck. NYtry a vape pen, they never give a shit about those.
>>1990771They don't give a fuck in Cali either. >>1990691Put it in your girl's vag. Does it have to be flower? FPSRussia flew with a load of edibles by finding the regular candies that looked most like them.
>>1990792>>1990691Edibles decrease the risk a lot, but there was a case in my state where police stopped someone with edibles and the charges they had the entire weight of the product as if it was weight of dried flower, just like how if they pull up plants, they include as much dirt as possible in the weight of weed. So they had weed drinks with maybe 10mg THC per bottle, but that counted as >3/4 of a pound because of the weight of carbonated water and the bottle. Cops, man.
I fly with edibles all the time, but I only travel between states where it's legal. I keep it in my carry-on because if the plane diverts to a shit hole state, I can just chuck it in the trash before going through security again
>>1990691They always check your ass but never your urethra, it's the perfect size for a blunt
>>1990691If I catch you combusting something on my flight I'm letting the flight attendants know. Fire and planes don't mix. Don't be a degenerate and take an edible like a normal person if you're such a pothead you can't go 6 hours without getting high. I didn't bring any on my recent trip and just had a nice good high when I enjoyed the next time at home.
You ever just pocket a few joints before flying halfway across the planet just to see what happens?Nothing. Nothing happens.
>>1991007Unless you get caught, then a lot of things happen.
>>1991087Nobody cares in civilized countries. But I suppose you live in one of those places where they throw you in a dungeon for life for walking through the same room as a poppy seed muffin
>>1991089I'm a leaf so its completely legal here, but flying halfway across the planet implies you might be going to a shithole country.Even closer to home, getting caught with weed crossing the border into the states will get you a lifetime ban from the US.
>>1991090importing illegal substances into a foreign country gets you banned from said country, who would have thought?>>1990691tsa doesn't care about drugs. they will care about anything that can start a fire
>>1991091I would have, but apparently you didn't know. >>1991089
>>1990826I don't plan to smoke it in the plane itself retard
>>1990826>>1991101
>>1990822>but I only travel between states where it's legalYou could wait until you land in that legal destination and then go to a legal shop and buy some. Legally.But I guess some people can't bear to be far from their stash. But not addicted. Nope.
>>1990826>Fire and planes don't mix.You used to be able to smoke on planes dumbshit
>>1992050Literally every single product works a little bit differently, I'm not going to experiment with some random garbage that has a totally different concentration when I can just toss a pack of gummies that I'm familiar with into my bag along with my toothpaste and everything else I'd normally use in a day
>>1992053until realized a sky fire is a bad af idea
>>1991087They’d probably just ask you to chuck it or give you a ticket honestly
>>1992054>no no you don't get it i MUST take my own weed to travel or else i get hecking anxiousThe absolute state of "not addicted" potheads who "don't really need" to get high
>>1992112Who said I'm not addicted? I have to rob white grannies every day for my reefer money. If I can't inject an eight ball of primo mexican cartel marihuana every morning I will literally kill someone.
>>1992110On an international flight like the guy i was replying to said? No fucking way, smuggling drugs across borders is a big deal.
>>1992054>Literally every single product works a little bit differently, I'm not going to experiment with some random garbageI know what you're saying. We have Kidd Valley hamburgers here. If I have to travel somewhere with In-N-Out burger joints, I go into withdrawal.
>>1990691Don't. Just don't. Your best case scenario (unlikely), you get high, which you could do before entering the airport. The other scenario, you get caught in security, they slap the book at you, try to claim you're smuggling (technically you are) and then you wind up in butt rape jail.Do you want to wind up in butt rape jail?
>>1990691Go to Signapore
>>1992119ok addict
>>1990822Airports are federal property, even flying it between legal states is still a felony. You can and likely will go to pound me in the ass prison for violating drug trafficking laws.>>1992053Yes and it caused plane crashes and was a maintenance nightmare because cigarette smoke gets into EVERYTHING. Not to mention making everyone breathe in recirculated smoke whether they wanted to or not was probably incredibly unhealthy. There's a reason it's banned.
>>1996520What a drama queen. Like you're not committing a felony multiple times a day without realizing it. I forgot where I read this but like it turns out it's physically impossible to consume lobster meat without technically being in violation of federal law.Unless you're flying with like a kilo of shatter and your plane diverts to miami or some other shit hole state nothing will happen, everyone flies with mj products, it's a non-issue.
>>1996541Okay but there's no feds sitting at the fucking Lobster Shack looking for people violating whatever obscure lobster law you're quoting to make your asinine comparison. Meanwhile at the airport you literally have to make it through a literal army of ball grabbing petty tyrants looking for any excuse to justify their existence. If you can't see the difference you're a retard. Which is probably true because you're too much of a pot addict to go a couple hours without it or just get high before you leave home
>>1996542The TSA's job is to find box cutters and underwear bombs not THC gummies. If they stopped everyone who brought a pack of gummies in their carry on they'd have to arrest like half the passengers, I know you never leave your basement but they sell this shit in supermarkets now, it's a non-issue. This isn't an opinion, do some basic research on the topic, TSA officials are on record saying this. The only time you're at risk is going through security in a state where it's still severely illegal and there's local cops standing around with the TSA agents. CPD/NYPD/PAPD? Not an issue.
>>1996543>I know you never leave your basement but they sell this shit in supermarkets nowLol what the fuck state do you live in where you can buy weed in the supermarkets
>>1996548Not where I live, here I have to go to a special state licensed place, but I was in minnesota after they legalized it and there was some poncy store near downtown that had it by the register, apparently the rules are pretty loose there. I guess it was more like a deli or something, not a full whole foods kind of thing, but still. A place whose main thing was food, for yuppies, and they were openly selling edible.
>>1996550>>1996548Here, found this on reddit. Not the shop I went to (that one was considerably more posh and only sold like, quail eggs and duck legs, not pleb stuff like chicken and beef). But it's basically less illegal than cough syrup.
>>1990691Mail it to your destination the day before you leave. Have it waiting at your hotel.
>>1996587Also illegal lol, stoners are dumb
>>1996596obviously its illegal, but the odds of getting caught are near zero.
>>1996587Yeah nah that's an incredibly terrible idea since there actually are inspectors who look for drugs in the mail and are law enforcement officers, unlike the TSA which literally does not care and does not have the power to arrest you
>>1990691Was considering doing this, but I'm flying international and UK customs are significantly more competent than the TSA, so I go without for two weeks.
>>1996677This unironically, postal inspectors do not fuck around. You don't want to end up on the wrong side of these guys.
>>1990691Be Canadian
>>1996677>>1996746How do you think dark net markets works.Just vacuum seal it, No one's looking at your domestic packages
>>1996897You mean those electronic markets where stupid people get rounded up by the hundreds every time a postal inspector gets bored, because dumbasses think "I don't understand this technology, therefore nobody understands this technology"?You SURE you wanna use that example?Yeah I think I'll just fly with my completely legal gummies instead of uploading a permanent electronic receipt of myself buying drugs that gets backed up to millions of servers simultaneously and forever but you do you.
