Hi /n/I'm a bike commuter and i'm sick of dick head car brains shitting up the already shitty bike lanesWhats the best way to ensure I don't get caught for slashing a tire, breaking a window, breaking a mirror, or all of the above?Thanks
1. Get therapy2. Just ride your bikeYou won't win against Big Cage if you pick a fight. The police will drop their donuts and hunt you down like Christopher Dorner if word gets out that there's some angry sperg breaking mirrors.If you need medications to manage your anger, I'm pretty sure they make stuff for that. I find that just riding more fixes everything.
>>1994495>1. Get therapyNo2. Just ride your bikeI do and I love it but dick heads need some punishment every now and then, no? It's why their behavior never changes.
>>1994499They're parking in the bike lane because they correctly see it as the most rational option when no unloading zones were made available, and everyone else is doing it. Breaking their mirror is not going to make them think, "oh, I guess I'd better not drop off my kids at school/the hospital/whatever, because I might force a cyclist to temporarily exit the bike lane". They probably won't even make the connection between their own actions and you breaking their mirror. Your existence simply never registered to them.Urbanists love talking about "sneckdowns" right? Or how a well worn path through the grass means such-and-such. When a system of rules is put up that conflicts with rational behavior, the rules were not designed well, and you can ignore that fact at your own peril.This is why you should oppose bike lanes. They do not make you safer. They make you less safe. You probably won't get it, but I tried.
>>1994499This is some retard thinking, when's the last time a car almost swerved into you and you thought "hmmm maybe I WAS acting like an asshole, I should change!" No chance is even the softest granny gonna take vandalism from a fucking cyclist as a sign for change.
just kick in their quarter panel and move on with your life. carrying rage like that is like having poison on an IV-fed drip line.
>>1994487Use the schrader removal tool, turn anticlockwise about quarter turn, you will waste cagers time to change tyre because they don't carry pumps.
magic rocks.
>>1994487I've seen some videos of people slapping stickers with something like "nice parking on the bike lane!" on the car as they ride their bike. If you're really angry you could use some heavy adhesive like those Russian kids on youtube from a decade ago doing the same thing.I don't condone this stuff, it's unproductive. We live in a free speech democracy in the information age the best return for your energy and anger is pacifist campaigning. Youll only get arrested if you fight a single cager, but you can have a great impact with a smart campaign. That video by casey neistat crashing on cars was golden.Those videos of sticker slapping usually attract comments of angry cagers and angrier bicyclists and the whole thing gets confrontational and unproductive.
Bolshevik paste a propaganda sign on the back window.
Kick cars while you ride next to them duh
>>1994487Just pull up behind the vehicle, lean against it with your hand propping yourself up on the vehicle, and start loudly drumming your fingers until they move.I guarantee this will send the average driver into a blind rage, but is probably legal in most jurisdictions. Won't send your blood pressure spiking either, since you're taking a breather.
love punching the shit out of side mirrorsalso modern plastic front bumpers are fun to kick
>>1994487Be black
>>1994487I just lift up their wipers to let them know in a nice way that they're being assholes.
>>1994487If they are in the car, give it a hearty slap on rear quarter panel. They'll hear it reverbate and think they got hit, mist will go check.If they are not, print some silly stickers like "my car is a bicycle" and slap them on rear driver side window. Small, unintrusive, but noticable when they reach for the door handle.
>>1994499>I do and I love it but dick heads need some punishment every now and then, no? Not by whatever you have in mind.>It's why their behavior never changes.No. It's because you live around dickheads. Though experiment. Take those dickheads and stick them in the train, or on the sidewalk. They're STILL dickheads. You can't vandalize your way into becoming Japan or the Netherlands.
>>1994487get motorcycle glovees and punch mirrorsthats what the carbon knuckles are for
>>1994593yea, mindless vandalism is just counterproductivepicking a fight with a 2 ton piece of machinery is fucking retarded. even if you don't get caught by the police for vandalizing stationary vehicles some vigilante justice idiot is probably going to catch on at some point, especially if you are clearly the angry moron they see riding around all the time.
>>1994487This will not improve society or make people better drivers.At most you'll just become a boogeyman in these people's heads as a representative phantom of why they should never change anything.
>>1995754No, the worst thing is messing with an urban gentleman's vehicle. Depending on what you do and the neighborhood you're in you'll be at best be branded a racist or worst, pic related (except that's your head).
