Anonymous Putin launches new nuclear-cap(...) 04/15/24(Mon)11:10:49 No. 1287211 Link: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/27314684/putin-launches-new-nuclear-capable-missile/>The "super weapon" is understood to be capable of dodging Western detection thanks to its unpredictable manoeuvres. >The suspected advanced rocket was launched last week from the Kapustin Yar test range - leaving a bizarre smoke trail behind. >The intercontinental missile was spotted "waltzing" across the sky from different regions in Russia and even Iran. >Shocked witnesses have caught the unusual "pirouettes" on camera with the clips showing white smoke twirls. >Following the testing of the mysterious weapon, Ukraine has been on a total air alert, according to a military expert. >Colonel Viktor Baranets, Russian defence expert for Komsomolskaya Pravda, said: "Nato's intelligence agencies are beside themselves after Russia's new missile test. >"It looked like a comet with a serpentine white tail. >“Its spiralling twists and turns were watched with amazement by residents of different regions of Russia - Orenburg, Astrakhan, Volgograd, Dagestan and others. >“And even in many countries of the Middle East. >>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)11:13:36 No. 1287213 British tabloids should be banned from this board >>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)11:16:50 No. 1287216 >>1287213 Just as soon as we also ban mediaite, thedailybeast, huffpo, and rawstory>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)11:24:11 No. 1287218 >>1287213 Why the article is verified? Continued:>“Now the world is puzzled - what is this unprecedented miracle?” >The Russian defence ministry refused to name the secret rocket that was fired from a mobile missile launcher. >But it has boasted the success of the testing, adding that "objectives were completed in full" - without any further details. >The former colonel rules out the possibility that the new rocket is one of the several known Putin missiles under development, such as the Avangard and Burevestnik. >Instead, he concludes it could be a new version of the Yars ICBM - with a stunning technological advance. >ICBMs are designed to destroy enemy targets at long distances with a range of over 3,400 miles. >Yars missiles - known to Nato forces as SS-29s - can hit speeds of Mach 25, or nearly 20,000mph. >They can carry nuclear warheads up to a strength of 500 kilotons. >Russia is estimated to have more than 150 Yars missiles in service - and they have nearly 6,000 nuclear warheads. >“In all likelihood, it will be a new version of the Yars from the Moscow Institute of Thermal Engineering,” Baranets said. >He believes the missile's weird flying pattern could be attributed to a new breakthrough technology. >He continued: “The world has never seen such launches with a missile ‘waltzing’ in the sky. >“An overseas missile warning system would be out of its mind if it tried to understand the logic of the flight of such a missile and calculate its trajectory. >“In addition, this crazy trajectory was in some parts on a straight line, which makes it even more difficult to intercept the missile.” >>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)11:29:48 No. 1287221 >Russia has high tech weapons bro!! Arent you so so scared now?? Dont we have secret high tech shit that could fuck their day up too? Maybe even scarier?>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)11:34:13 No. 1287223 >>1287221 Eh not really. ICBM's that can steer to avoid interceptors are 1980's tech. Putins fancy hypersonic missile were a failure so these are likely just as lame. Putin is a pedophile fag, this much we know for certain. Don't trust the pedo.>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)11:52:28 No. 1287226 >>1287216 All of those site are much better and more journalistic than British tabloids though>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)12:08:05 No. 1287230 >>1287226 No they aren't. News is news.>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)12:26:14 No. 1287233 >>1287223 >Putins fancy hypersonic missile were a failure so these are likely just as lame. Didn't he just destroy Ukraines largest power plant?>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)12:44:31 No. 1287240 >>1287230 Yes they are. This is not debatable.>news is news British tabloid rumors are not news.>>
what a waste of an empty life 04/15/24(Mon)15:16:59 No. 1287279 >>1287240 https://www.nationalenquirer.com/gossip/rise-of-the-machines/ https://www.magzter.com/stories/celebrity/National-Enquirer/RISE-OF-THE-MACHINES https://www.magzter.com/stories/celebrity/National-Enquirer/RISE-OF-THE-MACHINES the above is tabloid the following is news Vladimir Putin sparks WW3 fears with new missile that can 'avoid NATO detection' https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/vladimir-putin-sparks-ww3-fears-with-new-missile-that-can-avoid-nato-detection/ar-BB1lDKRN >>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)15:29:41 No. 1287282 >>1287211 >Can avoid NATO detection >NATO besides themselves >Seen by random pedestrians from the ground as far as Iran. Must not be that good>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)19:26:02 No. 1287401 >>1287211 We really backed the wrong horse in this war>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)20:28:10 No. 1287445 Well, looks like another L for Ukraine. At this point Zelensky should just start a GoFundMe >>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)21:21:21 No. 1287485 >>1287282 Correct. Probably just more bs from Putin like those hypersonic missiles that "can't be intercepted" that were intercepted.>>
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)22:57:20 No. 1287491 >>1287401 Yes let's back the horse that's trying to destroy us. Good fucking idea you absolute faggot traitor.>>
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)08:05:17 No. 1287551 >>1287491 >trying to destroy us >us How is russia trying to destroy america, taras?>>
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)08:20:59 No. 1287553 Echoomzhee Mr Poutine I did not allow to you commence testing of my octodick yet 》: {[(>verification not required >>
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)11:08:31 No. 1287567 >>1287491 Lots of Russian spies have been implanted across the Western world over the past couple decades. We ought to put them all in concentration camps to protect the public from their criminality and alcoholism.>>
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)16:27:16 No. 1287729 >>1287211 >>1287401 >Shoot with 1 (uno) (ichi) 1960 nuke: detected and stopped, nuclear winter due to retaliation >Shoot with 1 (uno) (ichi) 2020 nuke: don't be detected (allegedly), nuclear winter due to retaliation Nothingburger.>>
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)22:19:59 No. 1287848 >>1287567 But not the Chinese spies Democrats employ, right?>>
Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)00:37:11 No. 1287887 >>1287848 you mean steve bannon? he's a republican, remember
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