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https://www.fox9.com/news/43-monkeys-escaped-south-carolina-update-rhesus
This is literally the plot of Planet of the Apes.
if you live in or near south carolina, please do not have sex with the monkeys
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>>1361367
>Many of the other monkeys are still located a few yards from the property, jumping back and forth over the facility’s fence,
Oh ok so they know where most of them actually are, they're just trying to figure out how to get them back in the cage. So this is even less of a nothing incident than it seems.
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>>1361368
>no the infected monkeys from a gain of function biological disease research lab escaping isn't a big deal
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>>1361369
The lab they escaped from is dedicated to providing monkeys as test subjects to other facilities. None of them were actually used for anything yet.
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>>1361367
OP, why did you lie in your subject line? There's nothing about Harris in the article.
I think you also forgot to paste the text from the article, which while not a rule is considered board culture here. Not a great post, op.
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>>1361367
it's not the plot of planet of the apes but the plot of 12 Monkeys .
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reminder that they're not going to recapture any of the monkeys except to euthanize them. They're waiting for you to stop paying attention so they can just shoot them.
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>>1361644
They already caught one of them. Considering they're not even out of sight and are instead just hovering around one area outside the facility, if they wanted to put them down they would've done so already and just said "welp they were sick and had to be mercy killed"
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>>1361644
is this a turbo-harambe satanic ritual or some shit to stirr back the timeline into post-2012 chaos cauldron re are trying to escape, senpai?
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>>1361647
they're lab animals. they don't have good endings. They live in a cage, get experimented on, and then euthanized.
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>>1361656
Considering they broke out of a species dedicated to breeding them to send to other labs, they almost definitely hasn't been experimented on yet.

Also to be fair, lab primates aren't always euthanized. Often they wind up being used for other tests or just kept around to see long term effects of the drugs on a living thing.

Either way it would be kinda wasteful to just kill them for escaping right now, especially when they seem to just be keeping together in one area.
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>>1361367
So these monkeys are going to be killed when found?
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>>1361367
The deep state wants to sabotage Trump no matter the price. All those democrat and rino traitors must be proscribed so it becomes the duty of citizens to do harm unto them, kill them and reclaim their property.



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