You see some dude finish putting his groceries in his car then leaving his cart behind your car before he leaves. What do?
>>27588627Murder him. Anything less makes you a cuck.
Make a snarky tik tok or long form YouTube video about it
>>27588627Push it behind his car before he backs out
>>27588627Grab it and use it for my grocery shopping, then when I'm done, put it back in the cart return as you should.
Inb4 >cartnarcs>litmus test for society >le white man's burdenLand of the free. Not my problem. Clean it up wagie.
>>27588712>Land of the freeFreedom isn't free
>>27588662This.>watch in equal portions of shock, laughter, and pity as the land whale shakes her swollen tricep fat pads in impotent rage; unable to pull forward, and exiting the car to move the cart would put her dangerously close to exhaustion
>>27588717Right. My tax dollars contribute to the trillions given to the defense industry annually and I pay exorbitant mark ups on low quality consumer goods that goes partially to the wagie's minimum wage.The wagie is the parking lot janny and he will clean up the carts.
>>27588728Wagies have it rough enough already I try to help them out a little bit when I can
>>27588739>I'm just looking out for my fellow working man>i swear it's just a trade union nothing political >from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs>seize the means of productionI see through you pinko! Love it or leave it!
>>27588743>I try to be the biggest shitbag everywhere I go and I'm proud of it!
>>27588662An eye for an eye makes the world blind.
>>27588712Grow up
>>27588627I generally don't shop at walmart, in the city.
>>27588717There's a hefty fuckin' fee.
>>27588889no it leaves 1 person (me) with a working eye
>>27588627just push the cart away with the bumper, I drive a ratty 5 speed turdgen
Honestly ask em if they'd like me to take it back for them.If they say yes, tell them I love helping the elderly and infirm. If they start to chimp, I'm out with a smile on my faceThis truly is Gods best test of self governance and caring about others.The worst thing that ever happened to this country, maybe it was always this way, is the 'UHHH YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TODO IM GROWN' attitude. I can, you're wrong and I'm letting you know so, that's what a society is.It takes a village to raise an adult as much as it does a child, remember that.
>>27588717No, but it'd be a helluva lot cheaper if it weren't for Jews marking it up with a steady stream of immigration, wars and epidemics.
>>27588712Favorite thing about Cart Narts is how they think a magnet is gonna like acid melt their paint. It's all MY PROPERTY MY PROPERTY, well child, what about OTHERS property? Can say it's not your problem, and I know you'll shuirk that responsibility, but know you're less of a human>>27588728Unless it's a big chain like Walmart, very few places of dedicated staff for cart wrangling. Most grocery stores have storeniggers that do the stuff you the customer can't do; mop, restock/clean bathrooms, shit like that. You're making them do shit that isn't really their job to do ya know
>>27588627>What do?I usually do nothing. The people who do this are almost always the kind that will "Chimp Out" in some BLM manner. If they know it is my car that they inconvenienced, there is a high chance they will kick it or scratch it because that is how violent they are around here. They absolutely accept no criticism for their actions as it is deemed racist to criticize them on any action.
>>27588627Make a special monke video.
>>27588627shoot him, these people are an active drain on society and must be removed.
>>27589372>Unless it's a big chain like Walmart, very few places of dedicated staff for cart wrangling
>>27588627If it's between me and where I'm going I'll grab it on the way
>>27589381There's no strap, no push machine, dudes just in a vest, he looks like the 'storenigger' I talked about, not dedicated staff. The dude driving the cart zambonie at Walmart has NOTHING else to do, he's the cart staff. Most otherplaces don'thave that.No supermarket I worked young in life had anyone who's sole job it was to clean up after selfish children who can't be bothered to take their carts back, it's always a distraction from their true duty.I was deli, bst bud was the storenigger.Without fail, eery time the weather was shit, we'd get slammed, and no one would take their carts back, but everyone complained about wet and snowy carts. Wonder if they ever made the connection all these years later, but propbably not>>27589394Always do this whether I need it or not and have gotten some pretty sweet treatment from staff at those places, like free shit or after hours shopping
>>27588627press the alarm/panic button on my keyfob then start yelling at him
>>27588627Shoot him obviously
>>27589405>Always do this whether I need it or not and have gotten some pretty sweet treatment from staff at those places, like free shit or after hours shoppingIf you do that consistently enough, you'll gradually get a reputation among the store staff as the good customer. Once or twice and they won't remember.
>>27588627Take it, put it back and steal his 25 cents
>>27589682someone aldis
>>27589544They always get away with it.
>>27590238A man who just wanted to live in the woods tried to warn us of this.
>>27589544This is the retarded shit I've ever seenGoddamn bikefags
>>27590350Did kids always lack empathy? I never hung around these types.
>>27588627Leave anyway because I never go shopping with any of my nice shitboxesWho gives a toss about another scratch?
>>27588627call him a lazy bones
>>27588627Call him a nigger and move it behind the next guy's car.
>>27589374This. They have nothing to lose with their car being scratched or damaging your car out of spite. Best to avoid them like a loose pit bull.
>>27589682this return cart scheme is not working perfectly because 25c is not a lot of moneyyou would need at least a 1 dollar coin to make even laziest burgers too greedy to not even think about not returning itthen again, some kike would start selling bags of 1000 plastic tokens to get around it
>>27589381Is this person fucking retarded
Let's be honest. If you can't take push your cart to the cart corral, you're a lazy petulant turd that should be shot in the fucking head.
>>27590516>then again, some kike would start selling bags of 1000 plastic tokens to get around itIn some European supermarket chains like Globus you can ask an employee at the information counter for a metal coin-like token if you don't have a real coin of a suitable size.
>>27588627Shoot them, simple as.
>>27588712Libertarianism: Here's your low-trust society full of degenerate pieces of shit.
>>27590674Isn't that what modern America literally is though?
We have to pay to use the carts here. The wheels even lock beyond a certain radius. Benefits of a low trust society.
>>27588712Why do people confuse lack of basic morals or decency for "IM EXERCISING MUH FREEDOM" or even better "WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR ZOGMERICA?"
>>27588662>being a passive-aggressive (i.e. feminine) faggotIf something bothers you either ignore it or confront the person responsible. Those are your only two options. Now if you block him with his cart just to get him out of his car so he can’t hide, then that’s acceptable.
>>27591575Communist
>>27591551Where is that?
>>27590665That's a bit too passive aggressive.
REMINDER IN THE U S OF A parking lots are private property not subject to your gay BIDEN laws. If ANY of you soiboy half-retarded double niggers so much as THINKS about saying shit to me about where I leave MY cart I'll fucking kill you..44 mag automatic chrome! Mercury tipped bullets melt the dome!I will stack bodies in the cart corral.
>>27590516>>27590533They sell these on etsy. You can also 3d print them. Big cart can't stop me.
>>27592097A quarter would cost a million times less than that.
>>27592021fag
>>27592153>reusable>frees me from doing the wagie job>perpetuates freedomIt's worth what Chinese manufacturers tell me it's worth.
>>27591654Canada
>>27592246You get back your quarter.
>>27592254Grim.
>>27588662>slowly back out>cart starts rolling and fucking slams some one elses carmy bumper is already fucked i dont care
99% of the time I always return the cart anyway, unless a cart thing is excessively far away in which case I say fuck it. seriously, some stores with fuckhuge 200+ car parking lots only have like 3 cart things so it's a 200 foot walk one way to one even in the front 1/3rd of the lot which is retarded. if they're going to be cheap bastards about buying a couple metal tube assemblies then I'll make it so they'll have to spend that money on more cart wagies anyway.
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