>Be me>Mostly unsold>Poorly built>Overpriced>Underpowered and overweight>Stainless steel monstrosity >Poorly conceived and designed by a drug-addled megalomaniac as apart of his countless other failed vanity projects>Be the cybertruck, pic unrelated
>>27589273>underpoweredDelorean had 150hp while the top-of-the-line Corvette at the time had 190>overweight2700lbs, which is less than an RX-7 (a car that people jack off to because it's "so lightweight")>poorly concieved Take one look at other cars from 1981 and THEN tell me the DeLorean is bad.
This joke makes no sense because DeLorean is 10x more all that
The poolorean is atleast a fucking car even if it’s underpowered and got retarded gull wing doors and shit handling, the cuckla cybercuck has not even a single fucking merit to it that the Delorean has, including being featured in a movie cause it looks butt fucking ugly. I’m pretty sure that if the Delorean was redesigned, that it could very well be a neat sports car, just have to address the problems of engine space/type and transmission type.Meanwhile the retarded cybercuck has a god fucking awful ipad tablet, shitty interior, “drive by wire” bullshit, unserviceable electronics, battery pack gets punctured or a couple cells die off and you end up replacing the entire pack.Would be funny if someone just started mass producing regular non gull-wing door deloreans and marketing them as an economy sedan/wagon to make the rich car collector retards angry that their “le hecking valuable” cars are rotting and that nobody will buy them.Collectors buying “collectable” shit is the whole reason why collectible prices are fucked, a fucking paper from 1890 with some mildly famous music composer’s signature with nothing else will sell for 600usd flat because retards pay for that, niggers gotta realize that somethings only worth what YOU use it for, or what someone else is going to pay for it.
Nice one, OP
>>27589299Delorean with a stock/RV cammed aluminum LS is how things should be
>>27589299>Would be funny if someone just started mass producing regular non gull-wing door deloreans and marketing them as an economy sedan/wagon to make the rich car collector retards angry that their “le hecking valuable” cars are rotting and that nobody will buy them.>Collectors buying “collectable” shit is the whole reason why collectible prices are fucked, a fucking paper from 1890 with some mildly famous music composer’s signature with nothing else will sell for 600usd flat because retards pay for that, niggers gotta realize that somethings only worth what YOU use it for, or what someone else is going to pay for it.Extremely based takes. Though I don't get the "non gullwing", why couldn't the new ones have functional gullwings ?
>>27589334This. And LS swaps have been a thing if I’m not mistaken. The potential has always been there, John DeLorean just couldn’t make it fully happen.
>>27589283>>27589286>>27589299ITT: newfags who don't know what "pic unrelated" means
>>27591273I'm pointing out how 'tarded this bait is. If you genuinely didn't understand that, the Internet is too hard for you and you should stick to Cool Math Games.it is YOU who is retarded!
>>27589283>reading comprehension
>>27591273>>27591335The point is the bait didn’t make senseThe joke is supposed to be true in both instances
>>27591273The picture is part of the joke, you stupid fuckYou're the retard who cant read
>>27591479>i was only pretending to be retarded
planning to move in the next year or two and I will have a 2-car garage fucking finally.I WILL get a delorean if I can find one in good shape for 12k or less, I've always loved those things. I know a guy with an automatic one he wants 14k for but I'd rather get one with a stick and not do some crazy tranny swapping.
>>27591479>The joke is supposed to be true in both instancesit's literally not though, that's the point
Excellent bait thread to end the week. Well done OP.
>>27589283>Delorean had 150hp while the top-of-the-line Corvette at the time had 190It was under-powered. It's engine had more power in the Alpine A310. >2700lbs, which is less than an RX-7Depends on which RX-7 you are talking about. The FB was lighter. The FC was about the same. The FD was heavier. >Take one look at other cars from 1981 and THEN tell me the DeLorean is bad.Ok then. Other cars that debuted in 1981:Isuzu Trooper (First Gen)BMW 5 series (Second Gen)Chevrolet Camaro (Third Gen)Chevrolet S-10 (First Gen)Dodge Charger (L-Body)Toyota Soarer (First Gen)Nissan Maxima (First Gen)Maserati BiTurbo Lamborghini JalpaI think by in large most of these other cars were competently conceived in comparison to the Delorean. Literally the only thing that saved the Delorean's legacy was because it was used in Back to the Future. No one cares about the Delorean outside of the fact it was the time machine car.
>>27589273>>Be meStopped reading there.