how awesome would it be to own the fastest production car in history
>>27601693Nice, until you realize you bought a Dodge.
>>27601695a dodge that holds value even better than 911 GT3s.
>>27601699Yeah, because the only thing worse than a Dodge is something made by a company owned by VW.
>>27601693Cool until a guy who spent 1/3 as much yet runs a faster 1/4 pulls up. Drag racing is supposed to be a grassroots hobby thing. Showing up in a $150k Chally or a $150k Plaid is pretty pointless.
>>27601706what's not cool about that? i love when i get beat on the strip by guys who built their cars. we've all been that guy who built something that can outrun cars much more expensive, and know how good it feels to beat someone in a new fast car. why wouldn't you want to provide that for newer guys in the hobby?
>>27601706>>27601714there will always be someone with something faster than you. you bring your fully prepped funny car and some guy shows up with a lawn chair sitting on rollers strapped to a jet engine.
>>27601706Not everyone wants to deal with rando performance shops who hold your car hostage for over a year trying to get it running and then still having issues with shit breaking or not being tuned well. Easier to just buy a turn key drag car. Who cares if someone else is a half second faster. Doesn't mean your car isn't still fast.
>>27601693id rather have a tesla plaid s which is silent with full interior that is awd and comfy as fuck for 80k.also the challenger oem mod list is boyracer cringe as fuck.
>>27601888lol that's gay
>>27601924yeah electricity is gay
itt: spics arguing with niggers arguing with wiggersimagine you have to verify your credit score to post in a dodge thread LOL
>>27601940Electricity isn't gay. Batteries are gay. My gas car has an electric starter motor, lamps, digital displays, computers, and wires.
>>27601888
>>27602129Your gas car also has a battery so it's gay
>>27602163A battery that doesn't have to be plugged into an outlet every couple hundred miles for at least half an hour because the alternator charges it.It's impractical. And gay.
It doesn't really matter. Half a dozen car companies made the fastest things ever and it never made them any money. Did Mclaren ever make dough off the F1? Did VAG for the Veyron? None of ti actually matters, barely gets PR too. Some music star that women like will get a lot more cars sold.
>>27602201Nice goalpost move
>>27602201>A battery that doesn't have to be plugged into an outlet every couple hundred miles for at least half an hour because the alternator charges it.>It's impractical. And gay.So what you are saying is, that the battery in your gas car is impractical and gay?
>>27602249I'm not the original poster and you know exactly what was meant>>27602256Same with you, grammar queer. You're both proving how faggy EVs are.
>>27601693I was in a Dodge dealership the other day, and they had 2 Demons, both already sold. I asked one of the salesmen what kind of person buys them. Basically, investors, who may put 20 miles on them and then put them in storage, hoping they will go up in value. Maybe trailer it to Cars and Coffee. No one actually drives, much less tracks Demons.
>>27602334seriously they're spending hours trying to trap the dude in some kind of r*ddit 'gotcha' like their emotional well being depends on it lmao
>>27601695This. I don't understand still how you can get a hellcat crate engine for 20k, the car is like 20k.... somehow the car is 150k?! Are people really on crackpipes out there?
>>27602335>Basically, investors, who may put 20 miles on them and then put them in storage,God I fucking hate that shit. Fuck those people.
>>27602334>Same with you, grammar queer.ESL cope
>>27602341>he can't handle the bantsMaybe reddit would be more up your alley, there you can always call a mod for help if you're distressed
>>27602356>reads r*ddit insult>responds with r*ddit insultonce again you bots need to update your language models lol
>>27601924EV sisters won't recover from this
>>27602360Just admit you're bitch-ass who can only dish out banter, but can't take it back
>>27602385sure as soon as you admit you're an ESL chatbot that loves gay sex lol
>>27602390>ESLI'm not the one who self-owned himself by not being able to use English >>27602201>gay sexWhy are you thinking about gay sex?
>>27602406>just admit you are bitch-asslmao back to english class, chang
>you're a redditor!>no, you're a redditor!>you're an esl!>no, you're an esl!Why do I even keep coming to this site anymore?
>>27602413lmfao
>>27601693Very awesome*puts it in a garage to sell to a rapper in 30 years*
>>27602413we're ALL redditors/esls on this blessed day :)
>>27601888>transbrake>drag suspension
>>27601888>cloth driver seatLMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>27602406>self-owned himselfESL
>>27601693Not very because no strip would let you run it, considering any car under 10 seconds needs a full cage
>>27601888>no passenger seat Kek
>>27601693nowhere near as cool as push starting a manual swapped front engine tube chassis dragster from the 60s and doing wheelies on the highway.
>>27602335>>27602349People here wasting time with racial bullshittery while the real enemies are there inflating car prices and letting them rot in storage…
>>27601888>rear seat delete>passenger seat belt delete>trunk carpet/lamp delete>sound insulation delete>2 speakers only>cloth seatfucking based. Basically all the sick drag race mawdz I did to my mustang GT when I was 18. All to cut the 0-60 time from 6.6 to 6.5
>>27601693Vadge demon
>>27601706This. Plus the challenger looks like a turd
>>27602335Basically insecure losers buy it
>>27601699Not really. Demon 170's had an MSRP of 96-120k, sure, but the average new purchase prices was something like 175,000 due to dealer markups ranging from 50k to 250k and only a year later they're selling for 120k.
>>27603753>only a year later they're selling for 120kwhere, show me
>>27602764And 8 seconds requires a parachute.
>>27601873Everything you just said only functions under the pretense that you have to take your car to a shop.I.e. You just outed yourself as a helpless wrenchlet
>>27601699No one believes your burger shitbox is better than any Porsche
>>27601888Imagine paying thousands extra for them to delete half the amenities
>>27602335It should be illegal to do this. It should also be illegal to drive these cars slow
>>27606395then why does it hold value better?
>>27602779It's working exactly as planned. To keep you distracted with irrelevant shit while they run off with all the wealth.
>>27601873You are a dirty wrenchlet. The only >people who take their drag car to a shop also take cock in their ass.
>>27601693What are the tow ratings? Must be over 12K lbs with all that power.
>>27602390kek
>>27606395I'd prefer the Porsche Tiger than your current Porsche 911s.
It'd suck shit with all of the boomers casually going 10 under the limit everywhere now. Get some push bars and practice your pit maneuver.
>>27602764Dodge sells a cage and parachute as an option or a purchase after.
nigger hereany of my fellow niggers know if can i put my challenger up as collateral for a bail bond?it's still on payments for another 37 years if that matters
