Should I cover my car in cow dung to protect it from dings and scratches? Doing so may bring auspicious good fortune also.
>>27606309Yes. Good idea.
>indians learn the phrase "shitbox"
>>27606686indeed saarrs
>>27606947its concerning that they know how to manipulate shit well enough to coat a car with it.
>>27607004Agreed, Its crazy that it looks like a wrap.
>>27606309Honestly looks better than the car I painted.
>>27607004what, you dont know about the indian shit wizards?
>>27607884In india, they get shit faced, but not drunk.
>>27607884SHIT WIZARDCASTING SCATPONDERING THE SHIT ORBPOOP SORCERERY
>>27608139Before I had many health problems, but now I drink cow urine and am very healthy>Gives strong look at camera>Sips cow urine>Cow looks at camera with a look of helplessness> Splashes pee on face> Gives seductive look to camera indicating that his vitality and confidence can satisfy a woman> Cow reluctantly accepts that her master bathes in her piss
Did you know resident tripfag Greased Geese likes to suck shit right out of my asshole?
>>27608220Ive actually had shit eaten out of my ass. Not by choice, but I had to shit outside and dogs followed me, and I asked them to go away but they both had their faces right there and I couldn't hold it back. It was a huge shit but none of it hit the ground.
>>27608220I cast shit for breathe plus shit for brains
>>27608220>>27608247>>27608255every day we stray further from God
>>27608277Dog is god spelled backwards. I tried to stray from dogs but they followed. I've done some ungodly things, but that wasn't one of them. Anyways the dogs really enjoyed my shit, and I love animals. So now that I know what's going on, ill let them have the hottest, freshest shit I can produce.
>>27608139>Trying this hard to include yourself in the conversationSTFU newfag and buy an ad
>>27608343dont know whether to lol or cry
