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Anonymous

05/06/24(Mon)21:04:27 No.27636771

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Do cars go to heaven?

Anonymous
05/06/24(Mon)21:05:04 No.27636773

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)21:05:04 No.27636773

That one did.

Anonymous
05/06/24(Mon)21:12:26 No.27636796

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)21:12:26 No.27636796

>>27636771
No. You get unceremoniously dumped into the sea of souls unless you make your way out or someone helps you. It's very turbulent these days with the advent of industrialized society. Billions die for your life and few realize it.

Anonymous
05/06/24(Mon)21:25:10 No.27636829

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)21:25:10 No.27636829

>>27636771
Only Honda Accords

Anonymous
05/06/24(Mon)21:36:59 No.27636860

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)21:36:59 No.27636860

>>27636771
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

Anonymous
05/06/24(Mon)23:17:07 No.27637118

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)23:17:07 No.27637118

>>27636860
There'll be pizza when you are done.

Anonymous
05/06/24(Mon)23:32:06 No.27637155

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)23:32:06 No.27637155

>>27636771
only the american ones

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)00:06:54 No.27637226

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)00:06:54 No.27637226

>>27636771
Fuck if I know, but what I do know is it'll be my sweet ass casket

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)00:27:45 No.27637251

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)00:27:45 No.27637251

>>27637226
It would therefore stand to reason that cars also go to hell. Enjoy spending eternity wrapped and tangled up inside a 1999 Dodge Neon while Satan assrapes you with a dick made of lava.

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)15:33:49 No.27638494

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)15:33:49 No.27638494

>>27637251
I hope cars can go to hell, as both the 97 Escort and 94 Shadow I had belong down there

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)17:11:42 No.27638709

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)17:11:42 No.27638709

>>27636771
Wow, a 4dr Imp that didn't get crushed during Supernatural:)

Anonymous
05/07/24(Tue)17:15:42 No.27638719

Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)17:15:42 No.27638719

>>27636771
I think you should seek help