what would Jesus drive?
Obviously he would daily his Accord. Sadly I can also see him having a WRX/STI and a modified Tacoma.
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>>27636895Its over
>>27636895a crossover
>>27636895Land Cruiser troopy so he can roll with the twelve disciples.
Well he rode a donkey. If you're going for small, slow, and economical he's probably borrowing a 2014 Mirage or something similar. Or maybe a Prius, just for the added self righteousness.
>>27636895That VW hippy van.
>>27636901why is it so small
>>27636901Jesus is humble. this is what satan would drive.
>>27636989Because it's pretty much a Chad-Miata.
>>27636895I said this last time. its still correct
>>27636895I just watched that 20 minute stream clip where he talked about that literally like 10 minutes before you made that post. That video is a year and a half old. How is this even possible?
>>27637039agree but the paint would be a well kept white
>>27637044I saw that stream and think about it sometimes and tonight I was bored
>>27636900Is Jesus Christian Bale?
>>27637045I guess he was a carpenter so he would need a work truck
>>27636895Fiat Panda 4*4
>>27636895A carpenter named Jesus? He drives a white work van with all his tools and shit in the back and a bumper sticker from the local radio en espanol channel.
>>27636895>what would Jesus drive?They say his barbacoa is divine.
>>27636895jesus doesn't drive, he rides on the dashboard
Accord
>Le accord memeHe was a carpenter, so probably like a old work van that is slightly converted into a RV
>>27636895Rabbi Yeshua would drive any car that can stop on a dime
>>27636991Satan has excellent taste
>>27636895A Vectorhttps://youtu.be/Af91ERUFpXM
>>27636895Jesus would bike/take the bus because he would care about the environment
the shittiest moped you can think of, since donkeys arent used for transportation anymore
>>27636895>Tfw It is a godtier dd
ENGINE UP FRONTPOWER TO THE REAR WHEELSLIKE GOD INTENDED
>>27636895clearly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo77vgUK6iQ
>>27637357he couldn't afford the van so he hauled his shit around in an Accord
>>27636895Corolla Cross
>>27636895The Bible says that he won't speak of his own Accord. So must be Honda Accord.
>>27636895Most realistic choice
>>27637357>>Le accord memeno meme, he literally said it
>For I did not speak of my own Accord, but the Father who sent me commanded me what to say and how to say it.Honda Accord but he did not speak about it, God ordered him to say something else.
>>27636895He can't drive when he has two gaping holes in his hands
>>27636895Pic related that had been a garage queen before he started driving it.
