No GT3s, aircooled Porsches, or racing vehicles permitted. Mcdonalds welcome
>>27744590For me it’s the GTS. Less power but more fun.
>auto only>eggshit>mcdonalds
For me it's the first gen GTS with a manual
>>27744606Macan has double Bs.
>>27744650no point
>>27744673No point? It’s better for handling and ride comfort. It’s way better than a McTurbo McPherson story
>>27744690You think your Macan handles better than a real Turbo? Do you just have a humiliation fetish or what?
>>27744862My turbo is as real as turbo as your Porsche is a Porsche LMAO
I've honestly never really done much research or care about Porsches outside of the 911s. Just looked up the Macan>Turbo I4>V6wut? So it's just the VW SUV thing with nicer interior?
>>27744881Captcha:K0V8
>>27744898Porsche owns VAG which owns Porsche. VAG currently hasMQB: transverse engines vehicles with 4cyl engines or a VR6 and a 5 for the RS3. MLB: a longitudinal FWD platform with the engine on the front axle. This allows for a center diff. This platform is used in Audi and Porsche. MSB: front engine rear wheel drive. Had a bmw like Haldex awd. Porsche panamera and Bentley FS/conti MBB: rear or mid engine models aka 992/982.The basics of this system include optional maritals and they only share engine mounts firewall and windshield angle. since the EVs are the future Porsche and Audi co developed the 2.9V6 and the 4.0T VB8 and the the 3.0T is Audi. The 2.0T is forged and much better quality than the VW one, similar design though. The Porsche has dynamic mode locked behind the sport chronograph package and other things that Porsche does. A Q5 without AWD is FWD. A macan is RWD. The Q5 had Quattro ultra or a crown center diff. The macan has PTMS which is mostly rwd unless wot or slip. The Porsche has the Porsche steering rack and Bose and the big center console and some other Porsche parts where the Audi has the Audi rack and B&O and other things. Elevator pitch: Q5 is an Audi AWF crossover. A macan is a crossover that feels like a sports car (according to Porsche).
>>27745198Turbo S? More like McDonald’s S
>seethe levels remain elevated>cope levels are still increasing
>>27744590The nervous breakdown continues. Excellent. I think it’s the hundreds of posts, blatant samefagging and dozens of threads that are the most convincing.
>>27745427You’re the only one same fagging. You think an Army of posters came out of the woodwork to defend the turbo S from McDonald’s posting after years of roasting the 911?
Is it a real Porsche ?
>>27745532>after years of roasting the 911?Ah sweet, another schizo thread!
>imagine being roasted by reddit teir normal fags every day for weeksOP has some cuck fetish as I understand the condition and definition of the word.
>>27745598Someone wasn't browsing /o/ last summer and fall. People were bending over backwards to defend v6 pony cars and shit on Porsches. This board is more mentally ill than /x/ I swear on me mum.
>>27745637>defend v6 pony carsah, the OP now makes a lot more sense.
>>27745593i liked the pseudo-wagon version they did and respect this a little more than a cayenne but it's still fundamentally a Cucked By My Wife VAG poop slop mobile and you'd be better off with something else
>>27745637I don’t defend V6 pony cars
Meanwhile in the Bentley general ‘That’s not a real Bentley it’s just POORshuh slop, probably has McDonald’s and bore scoring’
>>27745593Talk me out of it
>>27746242These are cheap as chips right now. I have nowhere to park another.
>>27747478Here's your air filter job bro
>>27747504damn. at least on the 911 taking off the bumper is a good time to upgrade the intercoolers, exhaust, and Ypipe and maybe route the meth tubing along with filter replacement. doing it on whatever that shitbox is would be a complete kick in the balls
>>27747841Don’t put ‘upgraded’ shit on your 911.
>>27747504Ok I’ll buy my tech a coffee
>>27747494Yeah, they're dirt cheap. I don't know why, must be the insurance and maintenance. I have ran any vins on them, but that's a big reason I went with Porsche over Audi
>>27748087*haven't
>>27744597Why do poor people hate this ?
>>27744590cool a vw suv thread
>>27748477It’s a NARP thread which means not a real Porsche.It includes:97099699799199298698798295B9PAExcluding the GT3 911s with double wishbone or mezger engines Including the 991 Turbo and Turbo S.
>>27748983Post your real Porsche for us anon. In fact, prove you own any car.
>>27747891Even though you’re celebrating pride month you don’t get to tell me what to do faggot
>>27744590Nice thread OPI currently own a Cayenne and definitely considering buying the current gen. Best all round car there is.Anyway what did you do to make a handful of angry autists rack up the post count with crying? Or is it just regular /o/tism from benchracers?
>>27750715Yeah >>27751243Cayenne is very nice, I’ve been through two. Currently running the macan turbo which is a little smaller and little less nice but very different in character.
>>27751458So where's the timestamp in the pic? No one gives a fuck about pics you took at a car show.
>>27752045Right after you pay off that 7 year loan on your mcturbo lmao
Different buck breaker here, title in hand tho. You’re not feeding the bank loan Jew are you? Hmmm and now that anon mentions it, that steering wheel and interior looks curiously unused and clean for Le gentleman weekend racecar larping…Lmao oh no oooo
>>27753188Yeah sure dweeb. How much do you owe the bank on the McDonald’s struts
Lmao! Got eeeeem!Mcschizo are you lying or was it all real in your head? What part of “title in hand” are you struggling with? Have you never seen what a paid off vehicle looks like.
>>27753216He’s the kind of dweeb that will run to the bank to snap a photo of the title to prove something to some retards on 4chsnnel. But not in the McTurbo S because rhe miles will cost him more than his monthly payment
whats porsche for anyways? they don't beat bmw in price/performance and they don't beat mb in luxury...
>tfw I will never own a V-twin PorscheWhy live?
>>27753233Porsche is the best brand for extracting MAXIMUM seethe, cope and reeeee from bucks during the breaking ritual.You’re not gonna get that kind of payoff with a bee-em-double-eeew.
>>27753227Uh anon.. that’s not how that works. Yikes
>>27753233>whats porsche for anyways? they don't beat bmw in price/performance and they don't beat mb in luxury...Porsche is for resale value. And fun. It's a lot more fun then most BMW and MB offerings for the price. Custom spec'd variants can command a lot. Insurance is cheap, and they're pretty reliable cars.
>>27753201You really took a lot of mental damage from the last thread huh?
>>27753301>>27753457I own my turbo, can you say the same?
>>27754155My title, my turbo s … you can’t say that mcschizo
>>27754171McTurbo is a funny name bc your car has McDonald struts which are a cheap low quality part. My Turbo has double Bs and a functioning back seat. Mc isn’t funny in this context it’s just ‘no you are’.
>>27754226Mcschizo is a funny name because I could type it in any thread and people will know exactly who I’m talking about (You).It’s intrinsically funny because you’re a schizo and complain constantly about a pointless topic. Laugh with us mcschizo, it’s good for you!
>>27754252>pointless topic It’s only pointless if you aren’t aware of how suspension works. In which case it’s a very valid criticism of a $240k car. Schizo is a buzzword meme like c**ck and *so**oy that is employed by brainlets when they are losing an argument. McDonald’s struts are not good for fast cars which is why Porsche doesn’t use them on real race cars
>>27754578(Purportedly) owns MACan…(Relentlessly) complains about MacPherson strut design..(Is) schizo about the topic…and now doesn’t want to be identified as “that guy”Oh yeah, you’re definitely MacSchizo.Lmao
>>27754578You lost the argument when you posted your cuckover little bro and 911 chads have been living rent free in your head for weeks now
>>27754728I’m not in denial about my NARP status or my paid off NARP lmao. I also like my NARP.
>>27754777You’ve been in denial for weeks after getting blown out across the 8 different threads you made little man.
you know that people can just look at the archives right and watch you move the goalposts and get anally annihilated over and over again
>>27744590Spotted a 928 near me rotting on a driveway, obviously hasn't moved in a long time and hasn't been taxed for a year. It's a manual which is a bit rare and and the parts have got to be worth something if nothing else, should I knock on their door and try to buy it?
>>27754882I knew this could be done but I don’t care enough to bother. I missed this gem but I already deduced what kind of “person” mcschizo is anyway. You're doing God’s work anon, don’t ever change.
>>27744590How retarded would it be to buy a 996 to learn how to drive a manual on?
>>27755480Find a Toyota Corolla or Honda Accord or something
>>27755480If you knew anything about 996s you'd know it'd be extremely retardedNot because they're hard to drive but because they're bad cars unless you get a Turbo or GT3
>>27755480Clutch job is expensive, learn on some shit box.
>>27755490Based and true
>>27754861I didn’t make the threads lmao. You’re just in denial about the fact the Turbo S isn’t considered a good car by /o/. Or the market. The dealers tried to convince everyone the turbo s was s as sought after as the gt3 but it’s just not. GT3 is everything people want in a track car. It’s NA. It’s double Bs. It’s caged. It’s light weight. It’s dry dumped. It’s got aero that isn’t just for show. The track fags want it badly becuase they all know what the C2s and BMWs don’t do well. The Mcturbo is a 7 series stuffed into a 911. It’s got a lot of power and respectable lateral Gs but it’s not fixing problems for track fags. It’s got problems for track fags. The turbo S fixed problems for ceo on his commute. That’s the problem with it. Lots of cars do 600hp now. And for the Mcturbo it still has too much poverty spec parts like the McDonald’s to justify its price tag vs it’s commotion
>>27756284>I didn’t make the threads lmao. You’re just in denial about the fact the Turbo S isn’t considered a good car by /o/. Or the market.Maybe if you keep doubling down you’ll convince yourself and everyone else. Keep trying, you’re quickly becoming one of my favorite lolcows on this board. The Macan was a stroke of genius
>>27755480Actually a good car as long as you aren't stupid.996.1 C2 is the best water cooled 911, especially if it's an areo kit car.
>>27753024>everyone he doesn't like is one bogeyman living rent free in his headI won't touch turboslop, but you're the proudest peacocking faggot around with your macan turbo LMAO
>>27756300>M96 time bomb>best water cooled 911
>>27756376lol too true> I own my turboYou just know he’s one of these dudes that goes around telling people about “Muh Porsche turbo” and not clarifying its the lil sis suv
>>27756284Go to bed MacSchizo, your angry keyboard noises are keeping your cats awake
>>27754896928 technically aren't NARP, but they get the same kind of respect. I wonder why...
>>27754777really huh? cause i can go to the previous thread and read how you claimed your macan was a real porsche because it has double as
>>27756284>You’re just in denial about the fact the Turbo S isn’t considered a good car by /o/.Who gives a fuck what autistic busriders think? Anyone shitting on a Turbo S better have been in one to know what they're talking about and provide a superior alternative.>Or the marketOh wow a car that depreciates? Are you asleep and dreaming that it's still peak covid? Wake up already, not every car appreciates like a GT3 RS.
>>27756284Nuclear cope.
>>27756289McTurbo. Go ahead and show up at some of the NNJR HPDEs (you won’t) and show me what you got, I’ll be there. Still hasn’t occurred to you that the Turbo is pulling something. That’s because you’re not a Porsche guy. You are a NARP guy. You don’t know anything at all about driving fast. If you did you wouldn’t talk the way you do. And you’d know the stuff you clearly don’t know. Until i see you getting lapped by a 987 Gayman you are a sad fraudulent LARP with a NARP. You’re totally ignorant of Porsche. You’re a Facebook car guy. I suggest you actually join a nice boomer parade with the other LARP with a NARPs and some special edition corvettes and go zoom down the local highway on-ramp on the way to a piss brewery where you can chat about your cars. I see people laughing at losers like you every track day. Better yet I suggest you sell the Mcturbo since you can’t afford it or drive it any different than my wife would and you don’t know anything about the car that wasn’t in a Carwow video. get a V6 Camry because that’s the kind of car you should be driving. It does everything you need a car to do.I’ll save you the 6 replies you always send >cope >seethe>schizo >cuckover>post the title
>>27757205Yep, still mind broken weeks later. It was funny at first but it's getting sad. The cuckover owner is still trying to posture after getting raped for two weeks in a row. Why?
>>27757212>cope >seethe >cuck Forgot So*b*y. How about webm if you parking the McTurbo at the local cars and coffee?
>>27757225At the end of the day you're driving a cuckover and I'm driving a 911 Turbo, and all the seething in the world will never change that :^)
one more just for posterity
>>27757205good morning MacSchizo! I see youre up early and ready for another busy day of moving goalposts.NJ huh? I should've known given the combination of hubris, ignorance and ego on proud display.This isn't really about the cars is it? It's all about your ego. Inviting me to NJ to conefag or for some "PCA hot laps" proves nothing objectively about the performance of the cars, does it? Of course not, but you've been seething all week and while maybe that was your original argument, now your feelz and ego have been hurt and you're thinking "i'll show that guy whos better!" And thank you for reinforcing the stereotype that Porsche owners and track fags are gatekeeping pricks, most of my track bros are pretty cool but one must stay vigilant to weed out the assholes.Just enjoy your fuckin car and dont get your ego all tied up in material shit and oneupmanship because nobody really cares who finished 5th or 1st in their class at some hpde wank session.Also, when there’s sharks around you should learn not to dangle your balls in the water if you dont want 'em cut off.>t. your tts palShout out to 27757229/27757246 for doing the needful
>>27757400>d-dont gate keep im the real Porsche guy, cope seethe schizo fuck Sad
>>27756420>Front engine, water cooledSurely as NARP as it gets?1
>>27758291Dubbies on the front, 8 cylinders, higher specs got 4 piston brakes, and not a single VW part in sight
>>27758319>>27758291Seems pretty impressive what Motorsport did it run?
I really don't get this, if these cars aren't Porsches, then what are they?
>>27759041NARPS. Which is what this general is for. 928 seems sexy to me
>>27759108Well they all seem to be real Porsches, what criteria must be met to be a "real" porsche
>>27759110I’ll make a graph later.>motorsport connection >double Bs>Air cooled>mezger designed Here we see the 917 is extremely Porsche and we can see that a boxster is extremely NARP. A macan is NARP. A 911 C2 is NARP starting with the 996. The 996 Turbo and GT3 however have Mezger engines. The model works quite well because the C2 is useless Starbucks cruiser. The Turbo S is interesting because it’s got McDonalds and a turbo charged C2 engine. And so the model predicts it is NARP. In fact when we consult the market it is indeed losing value faster than almost any Porsche. NARP.
Porsche Panamera. I’ve wanted one since they launched. Love the big 911 look and need the back seats which model though is going to be the easiest to live with? I’m thinking 2013-2017 2S or GTS but I’d consider the Turbo if it’s more reliable. I’ve heard the V6 isn’t reliable and the V8s are super reliable except for the cooling hose in the rear which needs to be replaced before you buy, is covered by a recall.The 971 I’d maybe consider with the 2.9T but that engine is very bland. Any one have any insight?im thinking GTS bc i *might* track it once or twice and its got the dry sump and brakes to have a decent time.
>>27760104Here's your air filter job bro
>>27760134Ok but what about stuff that’s actually expensive. You’re saying to buy a 550i or something ?
>>27760134You seriously have to take all that shit out to get to the air box?
>>27760104Just buy the best road version you can. You'll never get around to tracking it and if you did it'd eat a set of tires and brake pads in a day.
>>27760340Yes, and it's not exclusive to the Turbo either, the same procedure applies to the NA V8 and V6
>>27760104I just can’t look at these, I’m sure they have a great personality and are comfy to crooze in but that’s not a car that makes me want to look back at it after parking.
>>27760641Having a toddler and dealing with car seats, something like this is pretty ideal compared to an SUV just because lifting a three year old to put them in the seat is a pain in the ass. Big part of the reason I didn't mind getting a vert, just drop the top and it makes putting them in the seat very easy.
>>27760641I like the 971 better for sure without the MBA head space ruining the silhouette. But I like them both. They look like Porsches
>>27760969>>27760641I get the idea and looks are subjective but the panamera is the last in line of any Porsche I’d buy. Cayennes aren’t really lifted that much and even though I’m not a huge fan of their style either, it just seems less forced design. Shit I’d buy an Audi sedan first or a Mercedes. I guess the good news is that they depreciate like rocks so you can buy a lot more car after a few years than elsewhere in the brand
I drove a 991.1 Carrera S last week. After driving a bunch of other cars in the $70-100k bracket (CT4 Blackwing, Giulia Quadrifoglio, G80 M3) and being let down, I started to think turbo cars just suck, so wanted to try the last N/A 911 that didn't have a retarded markup. Total letdown, I was most surprised with how terrible the interior is, I was expecting a Sinn watch, got a U-Boat., horrible design, aged extremely poorly. Otherwise, the car is just nothing special, the steering and suspension are both mediocre, and it's just not fun to drive. Drove a Mustang GT350 today, and although I don't think I would buy one as I'm not a boomer, it makes the 911 look like an absolute joke while costing $20k less current market.
>>27761220That's what we've been saying for ages, a C2S is an equivalent car to an M440i or S5 but costs as much as an M4 or RS5 for no apparent reason
>>27761237I don't know who "we" is, and I would still take the 991.1 Carrera S over any Audi made after 1990 and a G80 M3/G82 M4, but it doesn't mean the car is a good value, those cars all just suck too.
>>27761268This board has been saying it and Porsche has obviously been aiming the C2/C2s at a casual market and shopping wives for 20 years (and it works). IMO you’d be naive to take a 991.1 now in the current market, you’d be severely over paying just to have the badge. They don’t even come with brake vectoring standard let alone an LSD. And the buyers of these cars don’t know what it is let alone why they would pay thousands for it. It’s not being optioned. An S5 and 440i do have that standard. The current M4 is not my favorite either but you could buy it and tune it safely and have a car that is competitive with a turbo.keep in mind I suppose the M4 is really a 4 series and the 4 series gets by selling 430is so it’s primarily designed for fitting people and things and going places. The only thing the 911 has going for it is that Porsche has somewhat kept it small. Not really though, but somewhat.
NO MORE MANUAL 911'SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27756284>GT3 is everything people want in a track car. It’s NA. It’s double Bs. It’s caged. It’s light weight. It’s dry dumped. It’s got aero that isn’t just for show.there is no fucking way in hell you are younger than 45
>>27761879No way in hell you are older than 18
>>27759110I’ll make a graph later.>WWII connection >Twin V10s/ a V12>Electric drivetrain>Ferdinand Porsche designedHere we see the VK.4501(P) and the Maus are extremely Porsche and we can see that a 251 is extremely NARP. A panther is NARP. A Tiger is NARP starting with the Tiger II (P). The Volkswagen, Schwimmwagen, and Kubelwagen however are Porsche designed.The model works quite well because the StuG is useless hide and seek cruiser. The Königstiger is interesting because it’s got flimsier torsion bars and a different turret from Ferdinand Porsche's original design. And so the model predicts it is NARP. In fact when we consult the records it is indeed losing battles faster than almost any Porsche. NARP.
>>27761869>Porsche makes half-assed 7MT>it's just the PDK but made worse with one of the two clutches taken out and a momentary pause/neutral switch as the clutch pedal>turns out it's still better than any of their previous MT gearboxes
>>27761852a simple 3-second google search reveals that the 991.1S comes with PTV and by extension LSD as standard, dumbass nigger retard schizo
I feel like McSchizo is just the GM Corvette / hairdresser car schizo wearing a hat and fake moustache
>>27744590Is there a reason not to have PTV+ for the Macan? Waste of $1400??
>>27762083If only Uncle Adolf had consulted the NARP rubric when ordering those tigers. Kursk would have been a 2 day affair and stabilized the eastern front. It could happen to you. McTurbo’s finances are currently Stalingrad right now. He’s still airdropping payments to frozen cannibals thinking Mannstein will break in at any moment and turn that NARP value back to Covid levels >>27762094Ok so it’s feature for feature tied with a 335i? Great. Somebody help this brother understand that paying $65k for a 10 year old 90k mile C2S isn’t going to be better than a BRAND NEW M340i. Or you could be FIVE 90k mile 335is from the same year. That C2S is overpriced as boomers are living out their last good decade spending their kids inheritance checking off the bucket list. You could get a BRAND NEW C8 with 500hp or a 90k mile 350hp 911.
Pilpul (((expert))) doesn’t even acknowledge when he gets btfo YET AGAIN.Lmao
>>27762133Same bro, same
>>27762154On the street I only notice it on an on ramp if you are pushing it. And it really does tuck the nose in. Have to remember the Macan is an Audi chassis and Audi has mounted the engine on the front axle for decades. Porsche however runs a RWD set up and the awd is there for launch and ice. Audi sport diff (S/RS/BMWX6) actually an overdrive diff and it will split the torque mechanically. That works extremely well. The Q5 has brake vectoring and it works just as well in use. Woth P you are spending brake pads and rotors to accomplish this bc Porsche to my knowledge uses a Ferrari like locking diff when you PTV+ and a regular mech diff if you see PTV. If you push the gas or the brake pedal at all it will lock the diff so you will not oversteer your car and they will not be called ‘widow maker’ anymore. Because 911s inherently understeer they tie this system in to a brake vectoring system as well which will help you by pinching the inside wheels in a way that you turn in without understeer.Some people are buying base C8s and dropping in trad mechanical locking diffs because the e-diff (Z51 package) is in some ways slowing you down for safety purposes. If you try to trail brake or oversteer in a corner it will lock and you’ll understeer. People hate that. However, other people hate oversteering into a tree because they bought a 600hp car and didn’t ever learn to drive (anyone come to mind itt?). Porsche used it on the macan because it’s trying to make it feel like a sporty 911 despite Audis system really being ‘better’. If you want excellent handling you need to address the understeer and so PTV+ is the solution. It works. The LSD is there to keep you going straight, but it’s an AWD car with big tires too. I’d get it for me, it makes the car handle in a point and shoot neutral way. I wouldn’t bother for my wife. She wouldn’t notice the difference. I have burned through street pads very fast with this system. Hope that helps
>>27762196anon she just made another bullshit claim about the m340i/335i being comparable to the 991.1S, just like her claim two weeks ago with 996 and m135ii don't think she cares that much about being proven wrong
>>27762205>>27762133911 C2/S and 991/992 Turbo are lifestyle cars unirocially. You can tell because the owner doesn’t know how cars work and can’t drive but rather just uses it to express the style of his life.
>>27762280Yeah I agree bro
>>27762267Thank you Sir - so detailed and very helpful! Now just deciding if a Macan T with all the performance options is what I should get or a Macan S with no performance options.
Asking in the NARP thread because I didn't want to make a dedicated one:My dad has been driving cushy, powerful landbarges for half a century, but he now has an arthritic hip and can't get into sedans very well, and so he needs a new car. He's looking at the Audi SQ8 and BMW X7 M60, and I've also shilled him on the Cayenne S. He didn't like the AMG GL53 because it was too nigged up, and he doesn't like the styling of the Lexus. Is there anything else to consider in this segment that we should take a look at?
>>27745593>not mid/rear engineprobably not
>>27760104it's okhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVuTyb3NmSs
MacSchizo’s already tenuous grasp on reality takes another hit.The L’s keep coming
>>27760104think the non executive or turismo/wagon looks better but you lose some luggage room
>>27762976>Carrera 4 handles better than a C4SJust stop
>>27762515SQ8 is a good buy because it’s got the best mechanical stuff Audi has made as far as the engine and drivetrain goes and the interior is the blueprint for Audi going forward so all the if models will be updating to that style and tech. Aka it will be new feeling for quite some time and likely will be thr last non EV version. The Q8 is more like an X6 and the X7 is one size up. I feel the X7 handles pretty well for its size and it has more room but he may not want that big of a vehicle. Cayenne s has different more ‘Porsche’ feel. Aka it’s rougher riding but not necessarily in a way that’s faster. He may like it over an SQ8. They made Escalade V with a kino V8 worth looking at desu.
>>27762467I own the Macan Turdbo and I would probably get the Macan T over it next round. T iirc is a GTS and all the fun options with the 4cylinder. The GTS feels a lot like an RS5 which is pretty fun albeit the car is raised and has Less good awd and less good torque vectoring but it feels pretty close but you have the practicality of the macan and it feels like a Porsche.so with that said the 2.9T in the Macan Turbo and GTS has power and torque but it’s pretty dull and characterless. The 3.0T is similar. Given the Macans engine mounting location the less weight of the 2.0T and the meh nature of the 2.9TT I would take the 2.0T. It’s reliable, it’s issues are covered under recall for 120k miles and worse scenario is the turbo wastegate fails somewhere around 100k miles but even fixing that is not a crazy expense and so with regular servicing you’ll have a fun car that is mostly bulletproof for 150k miles easily. The 3.0t in the S is pretty close to the 2.9T by the way. Porsche just tunes it to be more ‘soooth’ and less aggressive than Audi does. Both V6s have a very slow to go throttle map. For me it’s just not that great. Easy Macan T recommendation from me. And I will be getting one in fact. I also don’t recommend tuning the engine, lot of shit parts out there in the aftermarket.
>>27763108Thanks for the tip on the X6, I'll have him take a look at that one as well as the X7. WRT to the Audi interior, he and I both thought that it was a cut above the other ones in this segment, so it makes sense that Audi wants to port it to other vehicles in their lineup. That faux Alcantara was definitely nice.
>>27762166>BRAND NEW M340iMade in Mexico tub of lard sedan (it weighs almost as much as your mother), for some reason you think a 991.1 C2S is 350hp with no LSD or PTV. Google lil nigga this shit ain't hard to research.
>>27762166>Somebody help this brother understand that paying $65k for a 10 year old 90k mile C2S isn’t going to be better than a BRAND NEW M340i.WHAT IS BRO YAPPING ABOUT
>>27763342>>27763284
>>27763342>>27763284I can see why you spent $120k on a McDonald’s strut
>>27763511>>27763504It’s ok, you’re allowed to buy slow cars for expensive prices. You just have to admit a NARP is a NARP
>>27763342completely useless, just disengage
>>27763504Why do you keep bringing up base Carrera specs when talking about the C2S? You're legitimately mentally ill, which really goes without saying when you're here comparing two cars, one weighing 3,600lbs with 300hp to another weighing 3,100lbs with 400hp. I'm glad your fast food job got you that cool 10 year old whip from the buy-here-pay-here lot, you must pull mad bitches at the food stamp office.
>>27763630because she refuses to admit when she's wrong
>>27763635>>27763630>$65k >10 years and 90k miles K dude go for it
>>27763538>Jewified mutt, obsessed with 0-60 times and straight line performance can't help but switch tactics, talking about the C2S while comparing the base RWD Carrera to an AWD BMWThis is just sad man
>>27763660You made up some mystery meat numbers and got blown out twice, how much more do I need to gap your asshole?
>>27763635Even the base Carrera is faster. He's just being an insufferable cherrypicker.
K dude buy the C2. I don’t understand what we are trying to say here. That the platonic form of a C2S from 2013 can out lap a 2013 335i? Is this meaningful to you? Let me explain reality to you. If I had a 2013 335i and you had a 991C4S would destroy you on any track you pick and I’d have $50k extra money to buy Nvidia stock with. If you had a 2013 BMW 335i and I had a 991 C2S I would destroy you on any track you like and YOU would have $50k to spend on no video stock.If we met up right now my Turbo would take 3 car seats and your wife around the track faster than you can go in a 991 Turbo and YOU have a massive loan to pay off. Because you are a NARP bench racing moron. Those 335is can all safely be chip tuned easily. And they all are doing 450+hp and PS4S not whatever runflaf continental bmw ships them in and they are tested in. Porsche sends what? N0 sport cups? It doesn’t matter buddy. All I can see is you spending $50k extra to go slow. If you’re under 50 years old why the fuck would you do that. Bc a magazine in 1999 said the fried egg narp was better than a lotus? ITS NARP! It’s not $50k better than a run of the mill BMW. We’re not even talking about the M3s and RS5s and corvettes and STis and Tesla’s you could get that are actually aimed at lap times. And you don’t even own a C2 you bought a McTurbo (I hope you aren’t making payments) presumably because you were aware that you needed to spend more money to get a faster car than a 2009 M6.
>>27763905I'm this guy>>27761220I haven't followed whatever dialogue you seemed to have been having with some other anon so I won't even try to decipher it, but comparing a base Carrera to a 335i makes no sense. A 335i is a generic shitbox. Nobody is cross shopping that car to a 911. It's a mediocre car at a fair to good price. A C2S is a decent car at a ridiculous price. It's two different problems and a different way to end up with a bad car. If you want a 911, I'm guessing you want something that's unique, feels special to drive, is quick, handles great, and looks good. Having driven all these cars lately, I recommend driving the 911, and then checking out a Giulia Quadrifoglio, GT350, and the Model 3 Performance that just came out. If you still think the 911 is worth a premium on those cars go for it, I would be surprised if anyone felt that way though unless they really thought a C2S would hold it's value. Having seen that same "rising tide lifts all boats" where 350ci base Malibus 4x'd in price alongside 454SS for a few months, and 912s did it alongside 911 RS 3.0s, it won't last. There will be a few modern 911s that stay up there but not many. Not even the 991/992 GT3, they just made way too many of them.
>>27763905>If I had a 2013 335i and you had a 991C4S would destroy you on any track you pick and I’d have $50k extra money to buy Nvidia stock with.That's why you're poor.
>>27764043>they just made way too many of them.That's a short sighted trap. Look at all of the Honda Civics, RX7s, GTRs, etc. mass produced cars that pull premiums now, especially for a clean and rarer spec'd models. Nostolgia creates a huge bidding base. How many people grew up with an Alfa vs a 911?
>>27764064>grew up withYou planning on buying a GT3 and holding it for 40 years? To be clear, I don't think any of those other cars are investment pieces whatsoever, and if you are buying a car to drive, you shouldn't worry about that either. Of those shitboxes you listed, none of them sell anywhere close to MSRP unless they are in some extraordinary circumstance of spec, condition, mileage, and history, and if you put what the original owner bought them for in the S&P500 it would still outperform anyway and you could just cash that out and buy it, not to mention all the storage and maintenance costs it takes to keep a car like that for that long.
>>27764082>S&P500People aren't buying these cars years later without having money anon. I picked up my 997.2 CS4 six speed a couple weeks ago, and don't plan on selling it. Currently in the shop being fully inspected, new clutch, fluids, brakes, GT3 upgrades, and some other mods. They're fantastic cars to drive, and I intend to use it as a daily driver. Fit and finish is very good compared the the 996, but that's also a great driving car for someone that's ok with the looks and wants the discount. GT2 kit on them looks sweet.
crazy how the turbo owner guy still lives rent free in this guy's head
>>27757400ysk to never feed a narcissist's supplywoops
>>27763635>>27763692HOW IS A GAY ASS BEETLE RIDING ON MCDONALD'S BEATING A CAR WITHOUT MACCAS?
>>27764111Most people I know with a 911 are in big time loans desu. I do know a guy with a 992 GT3 that was bought with cash. Most people don’t know what they are getting in to. Especially the 996/997.1 which is of course a time bomb. You can’t be making payments on these and not be ready for the engine to grenade in them. Just can’t. Of course some will go 200k with few issues. But if it doesn’t these people are screwed.If you can afford it and want a 911 buy it. But don’t buy without knowing what it is. It is a slow McDonald strut machine that is maximizing margins for VAG until you start looking at GT3s/STs/GT2s. If you like it and don’t mind spending a lot of money to maintain a car that is not particularly go for it. This worship of Porsche is pretty unique t8 NARP guys though. The people that own them and track them are well aware that the 996 is a turd, that it NEEDS several of the GT3 upgrades to even be fun to drive and reliable. That the pdk needs extra cooling. Have to just roll my eyes at these bench raving losers who think every 911 is just the best car ever.
>>27764052Lmao ok why am I poor?
>>27764064Right now performance cars are in a bubble. It will burst and then I do think some cars will go up. The thing is which ones are in the Covid bubble and which ones are in the Boomer bubble. 993 air cooled Porsches are just going to be money makers. Real Porsche that is generation proof. I can’t see a 996 that isn’t a GT3 or Turbo holding value past this current economic situation. Interestingly though Porsche estimates that 60% of the cars they’ve made since day one are still out there. And 996s are grenading all the time so maybe they will go up due to the difficulty of getting a cheap 911 not getting any easier anytime soon. But it will always be worth less than a 993 or a 997 or 991
>>27764150Crazy how you post about your turbo every 5 minutes in the NARP thread lmao
man i wish i had a 991.2 TTSalas, i have to settle with annoying the resident schizo
>>27764842How people manage their money is their problem. I don't take loans for cars or toys, it's cash on hand. I have a loan for my home, but that's it. >>27764863You buy shit cars that don't keep up with inflation. >>27764867Agreed, but I also think that the issues with the earlier water cooled cars is kinda overblown. Some of the people that buy these cars are just using them as a status thing, and don't drive them, or even know how to drive them properly. The 911 crowd has plenty of people with money, loud mouths, and no sense.
>>27744590>Mcdonalds welcomeHow come the double quarter pounder with cheese, or double royal as you americans call it, is the only worthwhile burger at mcdonalds?Shit, I really miss the "dollar menu", a cheeseburger is like 2 bucks now
>>27764919I only ever get the ‘hamburger’.Also euros don’t get that in the USA a Big Mac is $4 and Americans regularly go on 3-8 hour road trips to see the country and we actually work 40h weeks and don’t have 3 hour breaks in the afternoon. Cheap fast food.
Has NARP guy even proven that he owns a Macan? I know he's posted pictures but were any timestamped, bread on hood, etc? I find it hard to believe that any card-carrying PCA member would be this much of an asshole.
>>27764842>The people that own them and track them are well aware that the 996 is a turd, that it NEEDS several of the GT3 upgrades to even be fun to drive and reliable. That the pdk needs extra cooling.I didn't think it was possible but you lost even more credibility. Imagine talking about the 996 and 997.1 and then bringing up the PDK transmission that was in neither of those gens.
>>27764669Lmao! You’re welcome!I’ve been traveling since I made that post (thought the thread was dying) and then I come back to this fuckin meltdown. Everybody’s mad, this is great!
>>27765181NJ tri-state area should be sufficient explanation.
>>27765315Feels like we narrowed down why he argues like a shifty kike. This mensch is in one of his temple's tunnels RIGHT NOW shitposting with reckless abandon.
>>27765194I’m talking about C2 and C4s in general. Even if you wanted to argue that the 991.1 C2S is a real sports car you’d be doing so by admitting the 997.1/2 are not.I don’t see how you could call an engine without a dry sump (or equivalent functioning system) or a trans without cooling a sports car.
>>27765315NNJR PCA runs all the track events from like Rock to Florida to Ohio. I had presumed you knew this because you have spent the most of anyone here on a Porsce. But then I realized you own a NARP and can’t drive it so you woudlnt know about the PCA hpde scene.
>>27765329You argue by appealing to authority and preceding to be 5 people who agree with you. You have actually argued anything really. How could you? NARPs are NARPs. You know it when you see it.
>>27765423>I don’t see how you could call an engine without a dry sump (or equivalent functioning system) or a trans without cooling a sports car.Are you purposely getting every detail wrong as a joke? This is the same guy going on about how Porsche owners don't know shit about their cars.
>>27765492Appealing to what authority? I never quoted Road & Track or any other heeb media source. You're so mentally ill you're convinced just one guy has been shitting on you this entire time.
>>27765480>HEH, IF YOU WERE A TRUE OWNER YOU'D KNOW ABOUT CONEFAGGING FROM A DIFFERENT PART OF THE COUNTRY
>>27764919>How come the double quarter pounder with cheese, or double royal as you americans call it, is the only worthwhile burger at mcdonalds?Last time I ate there that's what I ordered, felt ill the rest of the day afterward. This was pre-covid. Haven't been back since.>Shit, I really miss the "dollar menu", a cheeseburger is like 2 bucks nowwtf? I remember them being $0.39 not too long ago. How fucked is fast food pricing? Sounds like it's blown up more than the used Porsche market. >>27765423>without a dry sump (or equivalent functioning system) It's pretty damn close, you ever do an oil change on one of those motors? Takes like 45 minutes to drain the fucking thing.>or a trans without cooling a sports car.Daily drove a 996 3.6 6-speed for years and never had any issues with the transmission. What are you on about?
>>27765828>lime rock >sebring >road Atlanta >watkins Glenn >summit point >cone fagging Back to insta with your poser car. You are definitely king NARP. My realtor and you should get together and talk about how much you love cars.
>>27766048The first gen PDK on the 997.2 overheats if you track it. I do not know the situation on the GT3.The M97 baffle system is fucked and doesn’t work. That’s why the GT3 uses the Mezger with a dry sump and also why the GT3 and Turbo are worth $70k and the fried egg C2 is worth $20k. Of course this is all irrelevant for daily driving isn’t it? But that’s what I’ve been saying all along. The C2 is NARP, it’s set up for comfy cruising. It’s not worth buying a 25 year old 996 C2 for $25k and then paying $15k to sort out the engine when the chassis is set up for floating around and it’s 25 year old steel that’s flexy and loose. Just not a great car. Need new sway bars to dial out the understeer to even get good handling.
>>27765794it's amazing how she acts and pretends to be a knowledgeable authority on the matter an yet get even the simplest things wrong, again and again
>>27766140Only faggots live east of the rockies, and you're front of the pack of AIDS infested queers.
>>27766297tracklet spotted
>>27766151If you're so fucking concerned with understeer then drop the staggered tire setup. The understeer is intentional so Porsche doesn't kill their customers like some inept drug dealer with surprise fentanyl in all of their party drugs.
>>27766303We've already established you're a jew, there's 0 chance you've ever paid a shekel to take your 10 year old BMW jalopy to any race track.
This shit might be more cringe than boomers trying to find a definition on what a "muscle car" really is
>>27744898That's how it is for these "supercar brand SUVs".The Porsches are just remodelled VWs. The Lamborghini SUV is just a remodelled Audi.
>>27766151I own a six speed, and the trans is fine. Both 996.2C and 997.2CS4 no issues. >>27766389Already knew that for the chassis. Big reason I never looked at them.
>>27766419The tip or manual?
>>27766389Yes and no. They do really ‘feel’ different to drive. Because the awd and tuning are so different.
>>27766331We’re not trying to find out Anything we already know. Turbo S guy is just seething about it bc he didn’t get a cup car
>>27766425Manual. I don't fuck with auto's outside of my truck and kid's bike.
>>27765315I also live in the tri-state area and nobody in my PCA chapter is like this guy. They'd get kicked out.
>>27766311Tbh never thought to do it, figured it would fuck up the computers.>>27766314You know there are like 6 people laughing at you, not one? You also know it’s really obvious you are posting 6 times trying to make it look like everyone agrees with you? You overbought meme car you can’t drive. Now quit bitching. Nobody thinks you are cool and that’s ok. But you need to stop posting 4chan meme words and no actual substance in your posts >schizo>cuck >cope >seethe Just stop. Also, should have got the GT3
>>27767283>GT3NARP
So is panamera NARP or what?
>>27767427Panamera strikes me as the modern 928. Front engine, v8, intended to be more comfortable/luxurious than the 911
>>27764669Hey it's the guy with the literal childrens hip hop shoes posting his dad's car again! It's not even garage kept and has a fucking cover on it! Your dad doesn't know what swirla are, huh?
>>27766529Auto is what?
>>27766529Also:>ebonics
>>27767476And both are ugly as fuck.
>>27767520Wait he doesn’t have a garage ?
>>27767283>You know there are like 6 people laughing at you, not one?You seem to have it twisted because what you're projecting is literally the position you're in. You're clearly off your meds, convinced just one guy is pretending to be multiple people to gang up on you.
>>27767537The picture shows it outside under a cloth cover lol. Hope daddy likes swirlies!
>>27767557It's the "twisted" guy!>bruh finna cal me twista lit f.a.m. as an af fuck ong fr fr lmaooo
>>27767571what kind of mental illness is this
>>27767577Ebonicletphobia. Don't get it "twisted!" Ong fr fr lmaooo bruh
>>27767577>>27767557>meds >schizo >cope >no u r >projected Just stop. Or atleast vary up your prose and don’t post minutes apart so it’s not obvious.
>>27744590Why would anyone get a Macan when the X3 M40i exists and you won’t have to sell a kidney when something breaks.
>>27767608badge
>>27767608cuvs are GAY as FUCKThe better question is why any non soccermomlet would get an x3 or macan over an M3, M5, or 911.
I wonder if he uses a bot; half his replies don't make any sense in relation to the posts they quote
Which ones?
>>27767620What if you don’t want to break your back putting kids in
>>27768104weak ahh nerd ong bruh fr fr lmaooo s.m.h. ngl s.m.h. ngl
>>27768114>weak ahhit's weak ahah is an abbreviation for "as hell" not an "aaahhhh" sighdumb fucking faggot boomer
>>27767520>>27767537>o my god it's not a garage queen>o my god it'll get swirliesyes
>>27768272Why do you have a six figure car but no garage. Serious question
>>27768142i can't even tell if you're making a joke, but no, ahhh is how zoomers say "ass" now. dumbass faggot "boomer"
dumb ahh boomer ong fr fr lmaooo
>>27768328and why are the pictures from 2 years ago? and why does he have hip hop childrens shoes? and why does he keep it under a fucking cover lol? and why is it fucking GrAY?! just so many questions. it's clearly not his though
>>27768365This whole time McTurbo has been fake and gay ?
>>27760134>have to remove the the bumper, hood, and sometimes the front fenders to change the air filterHow did Porsche make such a nice looking land barge more complicated than t>>27760134he first gen Cayenne. This is bullshit T_T
>>27768480My question. That V8 sitting on the front axle? What’s the what distribution?
>>27768489Hmm according to Google, it's 52:48.(front/rear)
>>27768489It's on the axle, not in front of it like you get on an Audi
>>27768328>Why do you have a six figure car but no garage. I rent this place and have not initiated mental process of getting house with 6/8 garages. Probably after 2025 crypto bubble ends.When the car came up in that spec I *had* to get it on the spot, there's like 2 manuals on sale in my country atm, and far more expensive. Serious answer.>>27768365>why does he keep it under a fucking cover lolyes, I was informed of this and don't do it any longer>why is it fucking GrAYI wanted it black with the red accents (brakes) but after searching two years for one this looked like the next best thingI despise miami blue, lizard green and lava orange
>it's a rentoidLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>27768519Thought so wasn’t sure looking at that filter job
>>27768548You shouldn’t be renting dude wtf
>>27768548>rent Aren’t you supposed to larp as a smart guy
>>27768695>sell bitcoin and buy house in 2018>keep bitcointhe math explains
>>27768753I meant charts>>27768564mint
>>27768548>I despise miami blue, lizard green and lava orangeTerrible opinion. I despise monochrome 'colors'
>>27767602Lmao watch this fruitcake roll out his usual excuses.>>27767526>>27767532>ESL mexcrement sperg doesn't know what an apostrophe is used for, thinks it's only for contractionsYou're that bay area faggot who never posts his car aren't you?
>>27768562You live in a rent controlled apartment in the Castro, the fuck is bro YAPPING ABOUT ONG.
>>27768870>Terrible opinionexercise yours, I don't care
>>27768929>>27768870>giving a fuck about color Sounds pretty gay
>>27768952Fucking niggerlover
>>27751243nice audi q7!!!
>>27765194997 had a pdk in the facelift idiot
>>27769256The "facelift" is the 997.2 you fucking idiot.
lol macschizo is both sad and pathetic with this 13yr old CS “1v1 me on the track!” Dudes entire ego is wrapped up in paying to pretend to be a race car driver . Not much of a personality but it’s the best he can do I suppose. Poor thing.
>>27769337>buy a $100k sports car>park it outside >can’t even use the feautures that make it expensive because can’t drive You’re really a loser dude. Should have got a Corolla unironically.
Anons. Give me the hard truth. Let's say I have money for a porsche. Is it gay if I bought a Boxster Spyder RS over a 911(say a 992 GTS, Targa, or 991.2 GT3)? And before you answer, yes I would take them to the track.
>>27769384if you buy anything that's not a 992 GT3 that's NARP
>>27769384You obviously are not buying a vert or targa to go to the track, and since you didn't know that, you definitely have zero track experience, so certainly would not be taking a GTS or GT3 to the track either, way too much car for you.
>>27769407Imagine living in the bay as a poorfag sour grapes little bitch.
>>27769372>oh no car can't go outsidecars are driven outside
>>27769427I built my own racetrack in my underground lair that I drive my base swirl marked black Carrera 911 convertible on because that car is the best value for money 911.
>>27768877Are you talking about me? Which one?
>>27769410kek i really got in your head huh little usglet?
>>27769448Bro you've had this cum back for a year. Get new material ON GOD.
>>27769453bruh fr fr ong lmaoooo lit senpai as an af fuck
>>27769451You're easy to spot and I love laughing at mentally ill Caliniggers stuck on public transport.
>>27769459Bussin' deadass fr fr this cuh ain't got no whip ONG
>>27769460that's why you STILL think everyone is me?
>>27769461Which one?
>>27769462*sucks air through teef*My man is not beating the allegations
>>27769464>he asks, staring at a wall of dicks with his mouth wide open
>>27769465
>>27769468
>>27769471>phone data is one IP, home internet is anotherGG EZ CLAP LET'S GOOOOO
>>27769472>soon my jaw will be sore, the Calitroon bemoaned
>>27767620>>27769394>>27769407>>27769410>>27769427>>27769439>>27769448>>27769451>>27769453
>>27769481
>every'one' i's m'e!' ong f'a'm's'
>>27769481>>27769488>this fucking idiot thinks he's fooling anyoneDon't tire yourself out esse
>>27769492Bro>>27769474No one here is that new. Stop being a little bitch about it you slowfag techlet stancelet ricelet whitelet homelet porschelet gainfulemployedlet.
>>27769497ya done forgot slowfaglet kek and ricelet always goes before stancelet but i'll let it slide
>>27769495>screenshotting text and saving as a jpegThermostat IQ, I think whoever this "Ravinder" is could run circles around you.
>>27769500lol what a fucking NERD hahahahaha post your wheel gap so I can get another good laugh
>>27769503Which one?
>>27769503
>>27769503Srsly help me out here which one?
>>27769513>>27769509
lol he's so easy; he really doesn't have a car. no wonder me telling him to post his wheel gap to LOL @ gets him so angry
>>27769521My TRANSpoortation shitposting is your sad reality. You will always be poor.
>>27769525kek that's why you literally don't have a car
>>27769527t. Man that posted his car but not before scribbling it out in MS Paint because he was so embarrassedSlow, gay and obsessed is no way to go through life son.
LOL he remembers a random picture I took just to remember what spot I parked in. Here I'll make another for you.
>>27769530That's how it feels to have the memory of a white man, the wonders of not drowning out mami and papi fighting every night with cheap mexican beer and weed
>>27769532>gets really perturbed when people highlight his mental illness>is worried about a picture of his car LE DOXXING himObnoxious_fat_retard_with_7_speed_manual_corvette_and_custom_wrap.jpg comes to mind
can we pls talk about porsches, specifically the 944, which i love
>>27769384putting the engine in the middle is more gay than 911 for surethe tinnitus the RS will give you on the other hand, not so gay
>>27769609Finally a real Porsche
>>27769384Boxsters can go with PCA but not anyone else to track. I’d really rec a Gayman if you must 718
>>27769427Yeah but constantly being exposed to the elements and changing humidity just fucks the rubber and plastic and paint. Sad state of affairs for your Porsche.
>>27769384Not gay at all, but you will have to check with the tracks you want to go to to see if they allow convertibles. For the track near me, they allow it so long as the top of your helmet sits below the windshield and factory roll bars.But if you're serious about tracking, not just the occasional HDPE day, the 991.2 GT3 (or 718 GT4 RS) would definitely be the way to go.
>>27770208He’s not gonna see a GT3 let alone buy one
>>27744590>>27744597These both have the same engines. Just tune the GTS. Or, tune a 2022+ macan s which also has the same engine.>>27748409Because females usually buy them and they're faster and handle better than most cars people in this place own as a weekend car.>>27745593Mercedes S class sized sedan with Porsche performance? Would you have asked if the 928 was a real Porsche? The 914 should be questioned more. But why aren't the 914 more popular? You can easily engine swap them and their considered to be amazing. Basically a mid engined miata. >>27746242This is the same chassis as the panamera. The engine in the v8 version is the same engine as a panamera.
>>27771768>7 second 0-60
>>27771949Yeah I’m not sure what I’m supposed to take away from that webm but I’m not impressed. Was that the correct response?
>>27771768>>27771949>slower than a v6 challenger
>>27771768Macan GTS and Turbobhave the 2.9 which is different than the 3.0
>>27770208Thank you.>>27771313Shut up salty nigger it's a hypothetical.>>27769969I see.>>27769407Rude, but fair. No one takes a targa to the track so that was a retarded choice. Also no car is too much for a retard who plays too many racing Sims.
>>27773510If you don't have the money to afford one of these cars, consider spending ~$500 or so to do a track experience in one. It's a fun way to drive a car you'd otherwise never get to drive, on a real track with a real instructor, even if it's only for a handful of laps
>>27773790Bro if he can’t afford a used cayman or boxster, he don’t need to be dropping $500 to zoom around in someone else’s. Just go to kart track and have some fun for $50, or find a way to get more money. Also tracking your only car is just asking to get punched in the face by bad luck. Holy retardation
>>27748983I thought the 993 was also NARP
>>27774254Don't reply to this autistic schizo nigger faggot. He drives a piece of shit and is going through a mid-life crisis. This thread is his way to cope with it.
>>27774282Don’t talk to this insta whore normie faggot. He makes payments on a car he parks outside because he rents. This thread is his way to cope
>>27774373Hey Shmuley, what else you have around the house to drive besides the MacSchizo gts?
>>27774373Paid cash for my car, thank you very much, and I have a nice house out by a lake.
>>27774389A manufactured home dumped by a man made water reservoir is not exactly the lap of luxury now is it?
>>27774903You mean like a double wide?
>>27774387I have the turbo
>>27774938Slow your roll Mr. Fancypants
>>27775465>434hp>4,400lbsHonestly embarrassing it wears that badge
>>27775990I like it
>>27776000Cool, you could have just bought a Rav4 Prime, tuned the suspension, straight piped it and put some performance rubber and had 90% of the car for less than half the price but you decided to overpay for a fucking Audi.
>>27776004t. Never sniffed a Turbo before
>>27776017I own a 911, did your henpecking wife let you escape the little retard realm full of Macans and Cayennes to peek inside anything fun on the lot?
>>27772188You responded perfectly: mega cope
>>27776052No you don’t
>>27759755Tiens Tiens Tiens…. What a coincidence, just this morning this pops up in my feed, no surprise but it’sanother data driven L in Shmuley MacSchizo’s (true/false) column.Let’s see what people with actual knowledge say about the 911 tt/tts market.Hint: you are so wrong! LmaoAbsolutely ass blasted yet again. Xoxoxhttps://youtu.be/HGiizTHbnT0
