Life is too short to drive shitboxes
Life tends to be shorter when you are majorly in debt.
Try to see it my way,Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?While you see it your way,Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone.Life is very short, and there's no timeFor fussing and fighting, my friend.I have always thought that it's a crime,So I will ask you once again.Try to see it my way,Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong.While you see it your wayThere's a chance that we may fall apart before too long.We can work it out,We can work it out.I love you, Dad. Miss you
Life is too short to drive anything BUT shitboxes. expensive cars are an utter waste of time.
>>27826187But it’s less of a life lived if you don’t drive a fast car.
>>27826187Debt doesn't follow you to the grave.
>>27826257are you brown? driving a fast car isn't even fun most of the time. but blasting over a dust road in a rusty shitbox, not giving a care in the world, that is pure bliss.
>>27826187Then don't be "majorly in debt"I don't know why you people insist of there only being 2 extremes: 20 year old automatic 4 cylinder shitbox and 84 month 14.99% loans
>>27826272But that's all I can affordt. 40 year old shitbkx afficionado
>>27826272>20 year old automatic 4 cylinder shitboxi feel called out.
>>27826269Good for you anon. You know what they say blessed are the poor in spirit or whatever
life is too short to get a dick up your ass about driving something nice on top of paying tons for insurance and monthly payments. Have fun parking at the end of every parking lot alone, steering around every little pothole, feeling paranoia about every car within a 5 foot distance, and sperging over a little fender benderthis post was written by the shitbox gang
>>27826180But shitboxes are fun.
>>27826272>20 year old automatic 4 cylinder shitboxHey, that's me!
>>27826272>20 year old automatic 4 cylinder shitboxaww don't make me blush!t. 21 year old automatic 4 cylinder shitbox
>>27826180>have kid>drive piece of shit minivan>don't have kid>drive a corvetteWow such a tough decision!
Imagine not having a car at all, even a hooptie is better than nothing, or a motorcycle.
>>27826272This>Bought 10 year old car for 1/3 MSRP with 80k miles and receipts for all the maintenance in an envelope. original window sticker.>Coworker talks shit that my car is based on a 20 year old design at this point. and i should get collectors plates.Have all the bells and whistles id ever use.3 years later my car is paid off >Buy $800 shitbox xjreplace the clutch with youtube over 2 weeks and it runs great. two coworkers joke with me that i must spend all my money on drugs and hookers with the antiques i drive.All of them are in 7 years loans and one coworker just rolled 40k in negative equity onto his new Cayenne. Keeping up with the jones' is for the trustfund kids..I'm retiring after 15 years.
>>27826272jokes on you nigger its actually 28 year old manual
>>27826180Life is too short to be shitposting inceloh wait
>im so glad i leased that bmw
>>27826180>Get used s-class for 40k€>some small sensor breaks, that costs 5k€ to fix>need to have full insurance for car like that, 2k€ a year>Go back to shitbox volvo after a year.
>>27829725I have a rusty 2010 nissan X Trail with three kids in the back who piss themselves laughing when I drive on dirt roads with holes and bumps.Enjoy your gay corvette m8.
>>27830929>seven>year>loansbanks here don't even give out loans for this long. Do they just re-finance cars every three years?
>>27826180I'm not sad because I drive shitboxes, I'm sad I was born too late to enjoy those same shitboxes when they were new on the lots. I could finance a new car right now like everyone else but I straight up do not give two fucking shits about new cars and their gimped motors, safety regulation dulled styling & planned obsolescence.
>>27829725lets be real, you couldnt have kids if you wanted them
>>27830961>i'm so glad i drove shitty cars my whole lif-beep
>>27831547Oh you sweet child.
>>27832643I like cars but I hope I have more important things to think about on my death bed
>>27826272>20 year old automatic 4 cylinder shitboxfucking decadent capitalistic pigt. 36 year old manual 4 cylinder shitbox
>>27826180Based. The time to have a cool car is before you're 35, not after. After, is just fucking weird. We all see those boomers at traffic lights, gray hair, old as fuck, sitting in a Corvette. It's not a great look.>>27830961>I wish I was more of a boring faggot when I was young and didn't have all these great memories of hooning out in my sick ride on Friday nights
>>27832963>Based. The time to have a cool car is before you're 35Anon is right. Unless you are particularly handsome or otherwise cool you can't pull it off after 35, 40 if you are lucky.
>>27832963if i dont wrap myself around a pole or some shit like that you'll still see my crusty old ass driving like a maniac and hooning it when i think nobody is looking
>>27826180i dont work and have been touring the usa in a shitbox for many years nowif i save up for a nice motorhome or iverlander rig, ill be too old to enjoy myself at my destinations. anyways, life is about the journey there, aint it? maybe time to ditch the shitbox and quit passing life by at 50mph
>>27826280might be old enoigh to easily swap in a manual transmission
I like to drive all kinds of cars. Literally not my problem.
>>27826187>debt is le bad ok Mohammed
>>27826180>Be college grad>Get first office job>Drop 10k on down payment for new car >500$ monthly @ 9% APR for 60 months>Baby it because new car and loan>Squander any prospects of owning property and/or having any real assetsVS.>Drop 1,000$ on shitbox >Spend a couple hundred fixing it up and make it nice>Do whatever I want with it because I own it and it was less than 2,000$>Inb4 muh shop raep Learn to wrench faggot
>>27826180Life is too short to not drive shitboxes
>>27826180Life is too short to spend time fixing/maintaining your npc enthusiast car
>>27826272Holy fuck the amount of brownoid poorfags who just revealed themselves lmao
>>27826180What about overpowered shitboxes?
>>27832730I dont
>>27826180Just rent a sports car for a week. It's literally all the fun without any of the maintenance hassle. You don't even have to baby it like you would if you owned it yourself.
