> I’m a truck driver of course I don’t use my turn signal> I’m a truck driver of course I go 10 miles or more below the speed limit > I’m a truck driver it takes me 13 seconds to get up to the speed limit > I’m a truck driver of course I drive like I’m the only car on the road> I’m a truck driver I take up entire parking spaces and have to park next to you
>>27837529meds
>>27837543What kind do you suggest?
>>27837585
>>27837529>> I’m a truck driver of course I go 10 miles or more below the speed limit>> I’m a truck driver it takes me 13 seconds to get up to the speed limitI think OP is a europoor.
>>27837685Nah, just someone who’s been driving for 19 years and is constantly experiencing trucks being in my fucking way
>>27837529>> I’m a truck driver of course I go 10 miles or more below the speed limit >> I’m a truck driver it takes me 13 seconds to get up to the speed limitMy top speed on the odometer is 80mph with a gear ratio of 3.08, I'm not dumping a gallon of gas just to get up to speed, I'm ride my 1500 rpms out.
>>27837529Go back to TikTok carfag.Maybe drive in the granny lane where you belong
>>27837685In the Midwest USA it's very common for retired boomers to drive around like that in their giant boomerbarge trucks. Often during rush hour.
>>27837529> I’m a truck driver it takes me 13 seconds to get up to the speed limittbf I run into way more people in 12 second sports cars running 12 second 60 foots in the city. Like find a different way to compensate for your shortcomings in life. Maybe a Rolex and a Prius so you don't fuck up the fuel economy averages for the rest of us.
>>27837726YEA THIS IS MY FUCKING POINT EXACTLYBecause you just HAVE to drive a truck when it’s not needed you’re fucking uo traffic dude
>>27837704It's not YOUR freeway.The sign says MAXIMUM speed, not "you HAVE to go this fast".If you're in such a hurry, maybe you should have planned your day better.
I'm a 30 year old suv driver but I say this and do this
>>27838800>retard doesn't know about minimum speed laws and obstructing trafficsounds about right for a trucktard
>>27839010Minimum speed laws are about 55% of max speed.In a 75mph zone the lower limit is 40mph.And "obstructing traffic" doesn't mean "get out of the way for assholes doing 105 in a 75".Eat a dick and grow up, faggot.
>>27839013It means exactly that. If everyone is doing 105, and your shitty truck is maxing out at 50, just do everyone a favor and kys. Or get a real vehicle like an actual adult.
>>27837529>tik tock memesyou have to go back
>>27839013You're fucking retarded.Get the FUCK out of the fucking way when you see those angel eyes and roundel with your ugly slow gay literal work vehicle you slowfaglet truckfaglet
>>27839032I’m sure you do have a real vehicle like an actual adult right?
>>27839050Which one?
>>27839063Any of them? Preferably one faster than some random pickup truck nowadays.
>>27838800Hey buddy, if you’re gonna drive slow go for it, but only if there’s a slow lane for you to camp in. If it’s a one lane road at least go the fucking speed limit thats all im asking
>>27837529I signal, my trucks faster than your car, I park nearly flawlessly between the lines at all times, and I routinely do 10 over everywhere cause I'm white and I can. It's okay we know you sit and stare at the truck drivers from the inside of public transport which is why you have time to shitpost.>0-60 in ~4 seconds>is a 4000lb brick that's over 40 years old
>>27837529Ummmm I’m thinking based?
>>27839543>0-60 in 4 seconds >40 years oldWhat is is it?Cause Yea fucking right dude they didn’t make performance trucks back then unless you modded it
>>27839931Of course it isn't stock, I'm not a wrenchlet.
>>27837529>I'm a X of course I do Yu r gay
>>27837726Maybe get smaller car if gasoline is so expensive
>>27837529dude seen his crush getting smashed in a brodozer
>>278390453 beamers have eaten my tow hitch when I "had to hit the brakes because I swear I saw a deer".I hope you'll be #4.
>>27841177Keep that up, someone with a dash cam will get your illegal break checking on camera
>>27841235You'll never prove there wasn't a deer in the treeline that started running toward the road and then stopped just out of view from 30 feet behind me.And then I'll sue you for rear-ending me (and 100% guarantee I'll win).Eat a hitch, faggot.
>>27839032>zoom up behind truck>>27841177>>27841245>deepthroat this dude's trailer hitch at 100+ mph
>>27837653kino...
>>27837685>>27837704>>27837809Midwesterners drive slow as fuck in general. Was driving up I35 one time, and seriously thought I will die of old age in somewhere mid Iowa.Right lane doing 58, left lane overtaking at 61.
>>27837872>>27840839My smaller, faster, more fuel efficient car is in the shop for warranty/recall work. It's disabled. My truck is only supposed to be a weekend vehicle and this doesn't change my statement that she's slow and not built for speed. My city has plenty of double entry lanes anyways and I ride the outboard.
>>27837529holy shit this guy has a huge cawk
>>27841259>>kino...zoomer trash
>>27839931They absolutely did make performance trucks in the 80s retard.
>>27841556They were barely trucks, things like the syclone had like 500 lbs of bed capacity. Nowadays you got stock trucks doing 0-60 in like 6-7 seconds weighing 8-9k while still being great at truck things.
>>27841516Sounds absolutely correct
>>27841568>No, those don't count!!!okay dude
>>27841245I imagine it doesn't matter if there actually was a deer or not. as long as you thought there was a deer hitting the brakes is a reasonable manuever.
>>27842015It was very specific and very cool just not a very good pickup.
Teenager Jeets always drive these massive trucks around, it's definitely because they're dicklets
