I’ll start, OBS crew cab tube chassis prerunner with BBC 632 swap and a roots supercharger making [hopefully] 1500hp, long travel suspension and big tires on beadlocks
yeah
heh
>>27979108Based and BBC pilled
>getaway>can be heard for miles and gets 3mpgHilux with a set of chains, extra fuel tanks and a winch please
>>27979130>can be heard for milesYou know I can get a muffler?>3mpgOk you got me there but most of these tube chassis prerunner builds have extended range fuel cells built into the bed area so maybe I can have like 100 gallons with a long bed, that’s also what all the cannonball run recordsetters did and they were space constrained in a car
>>27979130Also my turn>getaway>150hpThe cop explorer ecoboost is 400hp and those new police s650 state patrol mustangs have 480, reason I want a 1500hp v8 is because that one hellcat proved 700hp can outrun all the cruisers and almost the helicopter, so a few more ponies and you’re uncatchable, and that’s before I go off-road
HEY HEY HEY EASY WITH THE UPHOLSTERY
It's fun to imagine modding a car to such a purpose, but surely the only serious answer is a 90s nippon dual sport baiku?
>>27979108Serious answer: a cargo bike/o/ answer:
>>279791084x4 box truck
>>27979196>getawayThat’s a stay in place, you ain’t getting away from shit but hey they can’t get to you regardless
>>27979214That was in my top 5 options
>>27979108Who said anything about getting away?
>>27979287>>27979309I know the first one is a meme but again with what I said earlier, you’re only getting away from those bicycle cops in Washington DC with kei trucks>inb4 offroad Great and all but you have to find somewhere off road that your truck is more capable than a ford explorer interceptor AWD without burying itself, it would have to be meticulously planned and also wouldn’t avoid the chopper, kei trucks are based but I don’t see the plan here
>>27979325Based marvposter but people seem to forget that didn’t end well for marv
>>27979318I feel like 140kmh is fast enough but yeah battle bus is basically a moving bunker.
>>27979332Not all cab over engines are Kei trucks, those are medium size trucks with 180 hp minimum. The 4x4 capability is mostly for wet dirt roads, maybe light snow. It's unwise to go into the mud for non-recreational use in general, even when trying to elude the police imo.
>>27979325>laws only allow commercial licensing of these type of vehicles>would have to register as a company and pay thousands per year for just having it.fuck this cucked evil system that forces people to stay weak. I'd rather buy one of these to keep for emergency than any thing else.
>>27979196wat model
>>27979108>gets 0.8MPG offroad so you will also be fitting a 350 gallon fuel tank and paying $1400 to fill it up?
>>27979332The Fuso Canter 4x4 is a medium duty truck with a 6 ton GVWT and L6 turbo diesel engine
>>27979214Hop on your liter bikeRace to the airport and steal a planeFly to iceland
>>2797937186mph might be enough for the cop cars in whatever country you came from
>>27979409What country are you from
>>27979421If I’m building a custom tube chassis what’s off limits at this point
>>27979415INKAS Huron>>27979520There's a reason it has gun ports all around and can be ordered with a turret.
Crown vic.
>>27979108I already own my getaway vehicle.
>>27979475How much hp
>>27979578In a crisis you don’t own anything unless it’s on your person
>>27979554That’s fair
>>27979558This is a certified/o/ post
>>27979578TY planeanon but how do you get to the plane? Do you live at the airport? What if you’re in a crisis and need to get to the airport in a hostile situation
>>27979586NTA but Mitsu considers the Canter to be a light duty truck (maybe still medium duty compared to 1/2 tons, we should call car-sized trucks 'utes' and ugly truck trucks 'trucks' like Australians), and have engines ranging from 150-180 hp depending on the configuration. Not sure about the Fuso L6 turbo diesel
>>27979578Can't fly if anything serious goes down unless you're a Saudi prince. Boats are still the GOAT for escapes.
>>27979631So you’re doing better than the hilux guy
>>27979108this with an i6
>>27979108I’d love a tube frame one ton with a Cummins in it. Throw an extra 100 gallons in the rear and go as far you realistically need to go at a good pace reliably.
>>27979917hahahahahahahaha, cummins
>>27979890Based 4.0posterI actually own 2 4.0 jeeps
>>27979917Based, do you think I could make a BBC do this or is it too big and carbure
>>27979964Carbureted*
>>27979964With money and the know how you can fit anything, those old big blocks are too big so just try and find a decent frame. Good candidate would be something like that factory five trophy truck conversion for 15-20 150s. If you could swap out the coyote it would be a pretty easy swap.
>>27979578I would want to agree but WW3/4 breaks out and EMPs are going off, you'll get in the air but without paper navigation charts you'll have no idea where you're going. Hope you're good at dead reckoning and pilotage. Not to mention hoping there is fuel at your next strip, you can't count on anything being accurate. As much as I love flying, it wouldn't be a good way to getaway rig. If you're just flying to get away, you'll be on every radar around and they'll easily track you and if needed, intercept you.
>>27980248Civie radar is worthless near the ground. <800 AGL, you're golden. Even if they spot you, they literally have no idea what altitude you are without a transponder on your plane.Aviation gasoline has a very, very long life. You can store it for 4 years without stabilizer easy, Texas alone has over 400 airfields/airports. Almost every county has a municipal airfield with fuel.Also, dead reckoning is stupid easy in today's world. Between landmarks, highways, and a map, you can figure it out.If you get lost, all you do is swoop down and fly by a water tower in a town. 8/10 times it will have the name of the town written on it. 2/10 times it will have the highschool's team on it like "Go Tigers" or some shit.
>>27980500Flying that low doesn't give you much time to fix a problem, also it will hurt the range a bit.
>>27979983I was talking about the fuel setup
>>27980508Depends on your winds aloft. Sometimes it's better.Eh, in a twin like that you can keep flying after an engine failure. It takes less than 10 seconds to identify and feather a dead engine. Even if you couldn't hold altitude, you've got loads of time to find a nice place to land. The only real issue would be a bird strike. But hopefully the radiation would have killed them.
>>27980528Yea if it's a headwind. However the higher you go the leaner you can run the mixture letting you increase your range. Bird strikes would also be a pretty large worry, the local strip I fly out of they are fucking everywhere. Airport ops runs around with those fire cracker guns and scares them off all the time.
OBS look prettier but a Superduty will save your ass from nearly anything, some dude went over an interstate bridge in Texas a bit ago and hit the ground and was just fine. I will just drive my 7.3 superduty in the Happening, can pull parts from the most common work truck in America and run off the used oil of abandon vehicles.
>>27979325The next guy to snap like this should use an excavator, you could do insane damage with an armored death elephant.
>>27980729You would need to get a monster one and protect all the hydraulic lines. Get one with a thumb to really fuck shit up.
>>27979119*blocks your path*
>>27979108just outing yourself to have the smallest penis of all truckfags
>>27979108Bmw e90 335iGreyNon 335i bumpers and single exhaustEngine mods for more reliable power.Good brakes tyres and suspension(so i could jump speedbumps and maybe even curbs if needed)Its all about blensing in.
>>27979523Zaire
>>27980758Just outing yourself to think about penis every time you see a truck
>>27980933That’s a real place?
>>27979108>OBSSuch a great NPC filter.>I have such limited knowledge that I'm going to call the 9th generation of F series "Old Body Style" because I don't know anything beyond what I see driving down the street from my parent's basement windowWhat do you call the 7th gen?Or the 4th gen?Dumbfuck.
>>279816097th gen is named bullnose and I think 4th was fridge? Makes sense cause it was the last of the old looking boxy style.
>>27979409>>laws only allow commercial licensing of these type of vehicles>>would have to register as a company and pay thousands per year for just having it.Wow. Unless you are driving it on the road you don't have to pay a red cent if you don't want to.
>>27979108AWD honda crv is the most capable vehicle I have. am I fucked?
>>279816097th gen is bullnose8th is bricknose4th I’d just call 61-666th is dentside5th is bumpside10th gen f150 is called jellybeanThe first super duty generations I just identify with the generation of powerstroke that came in them, and since there’s a new generation that still has a 6.7 those are called alumiduty, and yes since there’s an update I call the newer ones “gen 2 alumiduty”And somehow everyone knows exactly what I mean when I talk and only faggots like you complain and accuse others of living in basements, projectiont. Owned a 95 OBS and an 88 Bricknose
>>27981979Yeah prolly, under 400hp and not much better off road capabilities than an explorer police car
>>27982017Labeling it "old body style" is noy only part of the dumbing down of society, its also a prime example of an entitled generation that can't fathom anything in the universe outside of their personal perspective.It's a manifestation of a greater illness and you should be ashamed of being part of it.
>>27982037Cry about it, it’s not a big deal
>>27982037That’s like saying“You can’t call 73-87 GM trucks “square bodies” because other trucks have a square body, no it doesn’t matter that they gave those trucks that name decades ago when they were the most square trucks on the market and now everyone knows them by that name, you have to force a new name because forced memes always work and don’t make everyone hate you”
>>27982299One is based on the physical characteristics of the vehicle.The other is based on someone's limited knowledge of the world around them."Old Body Style" was literally coined when someone became aware of pickups as a teen and they saw the previous body style rolling down the road.It's also used to describe GM products.It's no different than trailer trash using profanity in every sentence because they lack the vocabulary to articulate their thoughts and feelings.There are actual novels and research devoted to the concept of the dumbing down of society, perhaps you should Rea some of them.
>>27979337To be fair anything else ITT would probably get stuck in the basement if you drove it through a building that had one.Or just die after hitting the wall.
>>27982539Yes but most identify 90s Chevys as their chassis code “gmt400” there is nothing like that for ford
>>27982580That’s true but almost everything in this thread would get away, they just wouldn’t destroy the town first, Marv unfortunately died
>>27982580Part 2And even if marv hadn’t gotten stuck in the basement, how much further could he have really gone, he had no antifreeze and only so much fuel, I can’t see much better of an ending to the story even if that didn’t happen, I love Marv but his experiment revealed its own flaws
>>27979108
>>27983214Are you my cousin? I thought he was the only one that liked these
>>27983454No sane person wants such a "car" but it's not my duty to be sane
Either this with wire mesh over all the glass or a smartcar with the same + an hayabusa engine and external rollcage, offroad tires on either.I don't know how far I'm getting,but I know I'm gonna die laughing.
>>27983454everyone who saw that episode likes those
>>27983724Yeah I’m gonna miss them, legendary trioI almost can’t cope with the fact that donut, hoonigan, and grand tour are all done around the same time with nothing similar to fill the void
>>27983532WHAT
>>27983650Based italianjob enjoyer
>>27983194He welded the armor with the stinger (rear concrete ripper) on the ground so when it was raised it blocked his .50 BMG rifle. So when he fired tracer rounds at the propane tank farm (that was in the middle of a residential neighborhood) they just vaporized on his own armor plating.Luckily he made many mistakes otherwise many innocent lives would have been lost.He needed a better game plan and should have hardened the cooling system and his camera mounts.Incase people weren't familiar with the exact design of the killdozer:>1" hardened steel trenchplates (the kind used in road construction to temporarily cover holes so vehicles can drive over them), inner and outer layers with about 9" of concrete poured inbetween them.
>>27983532the modern day gray impala.
4th gen 4unner V6 (post 2005) SR5 (without Xraes) Reliable. Cheap. Indestructible. No BS on it to break. Can easily mod off the few environmental things if that's legal in your state. Lots of spare parts for them. Locking diffs. Great off road stock.The V8 is also good, but has secondary air injection, much more common headache problems, and cracking exhaust manifold.
>>27984846W?
>>27984865Decent choice
Beige or Grey Camry V6
>>27985649Stealth modeIn America it might be better to get a silver f150 since that’s our bestselling car and it even has 4x4 and v8