ITT: we pretend to be in a traffic jam
>>27984760>turns volume knob to 30 and lets it crawl in 1stDRUGS GOT ME FUCKED UP, SLUTS GOT ME DRUGGED UP, FUCK
>time to pull the jerk off sock out of the glovebox
>first>neutral>wait>first >second>neutral
'cause everybody hurts
>>27984760see any bikes in that mess? i don't.betcha this is in a warm climate. I live in MI, & i ride my bike year-round.
>>27984760So long, suckerss!
>>27984760>Roll down window and hang my arm outside>Not to relax but to yell at any retard trying to do something stupid>Hear loud shitty rap or latino music>Blast 90's grunge rock to drown it out
>>27984804keep a pee bottle in the car, or a cup that u can pour out the window, did that once in front of a woman in a traffic jam, she knew what it was, she was grossed out
>clutch>first>clutch>neutral>repeat
>>27984760>*hits vape* >*lowers passenger window*>*watches smoke swirls filter out*
>>27984840Every single person on the planet, man, woman, and tranny alike, thinks you're a faggot
>>27984816Based fellow Alice in Chains enjoyer
>>27984842>*hits vape*>*blows sour apple flavored smoke in your face*
>>27984760this image is fake btw. it's heavily photoshopped.
>>27984854>*Hits vape*>*The chinesium battery detonates in your hand and catches your car on fire*
>>27984849FEEEEEED MY EYES!!!!~
those gas station taquitos tasted expired and now a poop stew is brewing up in my belly."fuck oh fuck, i gotta fart so bad but it feels hotter than a regular fart"*glances at traffic ahead, then at bucket of tools next to me*
>>27984760fuck this i'm leaving
>>27984877Basedo
>>traffic moves>>feather clutch in>>move 1 foot forward>>go back to neutral fuck manuals
>>27984964>have vee aight torq>feathering never an issueFeels good to V8
>>27984814>>27984820just in time to toss my piss bottle
>>27984877>vape begins to smoke and get hot>toss it into the window of a passing tesla
>>27984968got a V8 too, I'm just lazy and won't use the throttle
>>27984777BASED
>>27984969Just in time to mag dump
>turn down my volume blasting ace of base no one must know my powerlevel
windows down 5 hour sissy hypno mix full volume
>>27984994Faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDGibvBB2YA
>>27984814>loses balance because of pebbles the size of millimeters and dies
>>27984760>traffic jamL M A O
>>27984760*rolls down window*NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
lol
>>27984760AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27984760>roll down window>turn up whatever I'm listening to to drown out whatever coontunes others are playing>fill up a pipe>get /comfy/
>OMG there are people all around me>They're looking at me! I just know it!>My volume is 2/40, am I bothering others with bass?>Panic attack>Heart attack
>>27984760>load up 3hr playlist of Mongolian throat singing at max volume on car radio>Family Guy funny moments played on phone at 2x speed and max volume sitting in front of speedometer>one hand firmly on horn for full duration, other hand punching the windshield repeatedly>yell Rick Flair's "woo" out the window every 3.5 seconds specificallyAnyone else do this?
>moon the guy next to me>be stuck next to him for the next 45 mins
>>27984760Windows down music up first crawling along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gimu8J9RbDA Slow your roll anons, and enjoy the go.
>Turn the car off, turn the music off and sit in silence. Open Window.Easy peas
>turns off car>Sleeps
>>27985304>pulls up beside you>blows an airhorn at your window:D
>>27984806>>27984825>>27984964We don't have traffic jams much at all where I live, many hundreds of km's from any large urban area. But if I did have to crawl in traffic, I could see the value in driving an automatic transmission equipped vehicle. Feel blessed.
>>27985337Driving a stick in traffic is insanely easy. Just coast along in 1st until traffic stops. Even if traffic starts to speed up a little, keep that slow roll. Make it a game of how far you can go without touching the brake or clutch to slow down. I roll at 1 MPH in first and traffic is not a bother me at all. My old autotragic wanted to creep at 10 MPH so I would have to ride the brake to not be right on someones ass.
>*muffled horn honk in distance*
>>27985382This.I had to be in morning rush hour the other day (first time in about a decade), screw you guys that have to do it all your life, your office job is the wrong answer.
>>27985335
>>27985542fuck. better image
>>27984760Bust a u turn immediately
*Rolls down window, Breaking Benjamin plays at full volume making me and the surrounding cars deaf*
>>27984964>>27984825You guys are doing it wrong. In anything but complete standstill traffic I would still rather be in a manual. It's so easy to just creep along in gear if you leave a little space (which you should do anyway). You almost never have to move your feet. I do it almost every day so don't even try to tell me it doesn't work.This anon gets it>>27985382
>>27984760>take smartphone>thothub.org/bunkr.si>belle delphine>fap
>take a sip from my zero ultra can>turn up the serbian turbofolk>roll down the windows>dramatically sigh and stare into space
FUCKING MOVE ITGOEITHER FAGGOTS DONT KNOW HOW TO MERGE OR SOME CLUELESS SHEBOON GOT IN A CRASH AGAIN, I JUST KNOW ITFUUUUUUUUUCK
>>27985875How do you search in bunkr
>>27985382Until someone jumps in the space you are leaving in front, then it's back to clutch brake clutch neutral clutch 1st hell.
>>27984991I SAW THE SIGN
>>27985017Think I'll open my car door to empty the piss jug
>>27985249don't stop
>>27985996>fruitbowl.exe
>FUCKING NIGGGGERRRRRRRRS
>>27985981Happens way less than you'd think.
damn my calf man>TAAAKE THESE BROKEN WIIIIIINGScoem on dammituhff
>infinity immigration will fix this>third world rapists will build the highways we need
COME ON GUYS, STOP TRYING TO LOOK AT THE ACCIDENT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
>>27985382Depends. My last manual car would bog really badly at anything under about 7mph. Keeping that slow roll going also doesn't really work in really severe traffic when it's like 1 minute of dead stop for every 10 seconds of movement. A godawful commute like that was what finally pushed me over the edge toward an auto daily after almost 20 years of nothing but manual. (Admittedly in my case I was managing until an old left knee injury started coming back to fuck with me as I got older.)
>>27984813>see any bikes in that mess?No because it's a photoshop.
>stuck in traffic in my trugg>grab cowboy hat from the back and put it on>crank up stereo>commence air guitarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2z6i54d7m4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pZFsEdP3Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLe5b6sIkGU
>>27984814Chad >>27984969Seething>>27985010Retarded
>>27985009https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf62USK4BrA
>>27985382>Just coast along in 1st until traffic stopsNot all cars can coast in first.
>>27987056Rotary?
>>27984760>*lights up a cigarette and stares off into the distance*
>>27984760This traffic jam sucks but at least I'm not out to sea. It's good to be home.
>traffic jam :(>traffic jam Nippon :0
>>27984760>we pretend to be in a traffic jamI hate traffic
>>27984760>fidgeting the stick through all the gears>1-2-3-4-5-6-5-4-3-2-1-N
lolelmao evencya later fags
I think I'd like to attend my daughter's birthday party.
>>27989358>traffic at a dead stop>can’t reach the thing in the backseat>I guess I can just step out for a second>opens door>nothing personal
This could be fixed if they just added one more lane
>>27989458Possibly, but not like you're trying to insinuate.IME, backups that aren't the result of a collision or construction are due to retarded interchanges that are themselves backed up from not having enough room to maneuver on the exiting end. Adding or extending a lane there could eliminate the backup but that would cost money that needs to go to bribe nogs so they don't riot (again).
>>27989497Traffic is caused by cars, giving people other means of getting from point A to point B like trains makes things better for people who want to use cars
>>27989515>Traffic is caused by carsWrong. Cars, like guns, don't do anything on their own. Backups are caused by people and people have to have time to comprehend, plan, and execute which is a problem when the lane ends in 10ft because the State wanted to save money for politician self-aggrandizement (see: the Robert C. Byrd every-goddamn-thing in West Virginia as exhibit A)
>>27989548You seem to be a profoundly retarded individual, traffic on the road is caused by people in cars, the root cause of all traffic is people because traffic IS people, you are never stuck in traffic because you ARE traffic and no road no matter how wide can adequately accommodate everyone, but a lot of the time everyone is forced to take that road because they have no other choice. Giving people alternatives benefits everyone, but most of all people in cars because it gets people who don't want to be on the road off of it. I'd rather have the guy whose car I'm stuck behind pass alongside me on a bike lane or on the train because it would remove him from the pool of traffic.
>>27984806>leave a gap>first>foot off the gas>donenothing personnel, kiddo
>>27984760https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I14TK0ylDo
>>27989579You need to visit Kansas City.
>>27984760>mfw figuring out the average speed of traffic in front of me in preparation of staying in gear and seeing if i can make it all the way through without ever touching the brakes
>>27989579>You seem to be a profoundly retarded individualSays the guy who starts off with:>Traffic is caused by carsThen changes to:>the root cause of all traffic is people because traffic IS peoplelmao! Loser
>>27989765Traffic is caused by people in cars, cars are make up a lot more space than people not in cars
>>27989619I've seen the pictures, shit looks absolutely grim and devoid of all sovl
>>27989994That's cope and you know it.
>>27987091I kek'd
I appear to be causing controversy >inb4 the cagies fantasize about murdering people again
>>27990528bikefags fantasize about murdering themselves. seethe
>>27985114>Open my door because we've been stopped for a long time and I want to gey something from my trunk.
>>27984760HONK HONK HONK
>>27984760>Changes lanes every time the other lane moves.
>>27985114I have never seen Huntington Beach this clogged up wtf
>>27984806>going into first while movingI-is he wetawded?
>>27984777SAME>turn vol knob to 100% and ride it out with my car bass making everyone beside me cope Fuck shit up at the club, shit tuckedWe be floatin' front to back, back to back, Bentley truckBack up, Bentley truck, city stuck, stuck, stuckCity up, up, back to backFold up, fold up, fold up, trustLike it thick with a bounce, we all in the countWine bottles cost 'bout a couch, you on the way with a waveStacks in my pouch, you know it jump at the houseYou come with two and it's late, know the brown one is my fav'Then Mike Brown gon' walk you out (gon' walk you out)
>>27984760>driving in NC going toward Charlotte on I-77sb>entirety of traffic could be moving if everyone would just zipper like they only want to believe is applicable in road work lane closures>slowed down from people getting on and/or merging 17 lanes over to get off at the last second, and constant braking stop&go only moving single file one at a time, one after the other>everyone slamming on their brakes BEFORE they enter the exit lane instead of slowing down in the exit lane>exit ramps are 3 feet long so their lines are sometimes stopped out onto the highway forcing this anyway>retards constantly pulling out bc one lane is moving faster, rinse and repeat any single time their lane slows for even a second>could have made the expressway just more travel lanes, but nope monetized instead for normies who don’t wanna wait and then just hit the same traffic 15 mins south anywayWhy is everyone in this state a fucking brainlet? I wish my normie family never came down from the north when I was a babby. I’m fucking off back to the snow as soon as I can. I’ll take the rust and better food over literal smoothbrain driving on the scale it is here I just don’t understand how everyone is this retardedthe only redeemable quality of NC is the /out/, but there’s plenty of that up north tooVerification not required
>>27984760I was in this every fucking day until I finally understood the local habits and not going with the flow. Instead of fucking dealing with 30 minutes of stand still/1 mph crawls, I hop off the highway and go to the gym. I spend 30 to 1 hour in the gym, and by the time I'm done all the traffic is gone. Best fucking feeling coming out of the gym, and just cruising at speed limit with 0 traffic, saving time, gas, and my health.
I should've fixed that exhaust lea . . . . . .zzzzzzz . . . . . zzzz . . . . . . . . .
>>27992539Well, we know you are.
>>27985053I'M 100% NIGGER
>>27992608ANON! ANON! YOU THERE!?
I’m going to rape the person in the next car that pulls up behind me…
>>27984814HYB
>>27992608NOOOO!!! FUCK!! NOOO ANON NOOOOOOO ANON!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!! ANON
>>27992528Happens all the time on the southbound side whenever there's an event at Sealegs
>>27984777chad
>>27984973holy based
I'm in no rush. Fuck all you bumper-hugging faggots though, you're going nowhere.>Leave fat buffer in front>Chuck it in 1st and putt along adjusting as necessary.It's so rewarding passing the ADHD lane-changer multiple times, usually the person behind me chucks on a buffer too as if it's some revolutionary new idea.Alternatively>Split at a 20km/h delta>85% of drivers leave a big gap in the outside lanes just for us 2-wheeled organ-donors.It's great either way.>>27984969>>27985010Never happens. Sorry chief.
Whatever would I do?
>>27992974goga gola :DDD
>>27984760>pulls out bread
>>27984760
>monday>on my way to wageslave in my cuckbox>gridlock>seethe>faggots overtaking illegally by blasting through the emergency lane>SEETHE WITH THE FORCE OF TWO THOUSANDS SUN>Swooce to the right slightly enough to block said emergency lane>Now enjoying unlimited amounts of angerFUCK YOU WE DIE IN THIS TOGETHER
>>27992539Found the faggot with trashed first gear synchros
>>27995249Please tell me they make squeaky door noises.
>nighttime traffic jam>center brake light searing into my brain
