I'm a stone cold chudcel who has never felt the touch of a woman. No sex, no kisses, no hugs, no hand hold. Nothing. What is the best car for me? Needs to last at most 5 years before i kill myself.
you get yourself one of these you won't be an incel for long
>>27984945Someone would definitely make a tiktok of me driving this without me knowing and i would be humiliated on social media
Where is chally wally poster when you need him?
>>27984970Yeah a white v6 challenger with steel wheels, is almost a chudcel car...But when you add the holes drilled into the front bumper for the now removed license plate... that definitely is THE chudcel car.
>>27984945Those are equipped with a drag chute because they are so powerful.
>>27984945/threadthere is not a SINGLE one of these on which sex has not been had in
>>27984972>his cars don't have speed holes
The wrx has seriously fallen from grace if it's the chudcel mobile. When I was in high school a wrx meant you had a Monster Energy hat and a pregnant teenage girlfriend that you were cheating on.
>>27984987>there is not a SINGLE one of these on which sex has not been had inYou realize he's talking about the fact that you'll be so depressed in that you'll kill yourself, relieving yourself of inceldom? >>27984993>The wrx has seriously fallen from grace if it's the chudcel mobileNow imagine those wiggers but grown up 20 years, still doing the same childish stuff.
I have the perfect car for you
>>27985042Sexy.
>>27984996>Now imagine those wiggers but grown up 20 years, still doing the same childish stuff.if you're nearing 40 and wearing a monster hat and having teenage girlfriends you're doing pretty well
>>27984940Miata. I am also a chuffed and the miat is the ultimate chudmobile
>>27984940>>27985052miata is always the answer
>>27984940BRZ is official chudcar
>>27984940mazda3
>>27985042This is the supreme choice for gentlemen.
>>27985050>having teenage girlfriendsYeah um the teenage girlfriends also grew up, theyre 35 year old methheads
>>27985199And 240lb
>>27985219Believe it or not Mr. ER was a fucking gigachad compared to me
>>27985344Well im not brown, and so wasn't ER
>>27984940/Thread
>>27984940alfa romeo, "nigga"
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>>27984940bump for interest..
