>back-in park>tail gate people doing the speed limit>tinted>lowered>fogged out lights>you're under 30 driving a german car>doesn't know how to use a roundabout>turn signal after starts to change lanes>merges at the last minute>doesn't know what a zipper maneuver is >crosses solid yellow lines to overtake>political stickers>offensive stickers>offensively bright headlights/misaligned headlights that blind youwhat else?
>>28060856Frog posting makes you look like a low iq ape
For the most part, coilovers.
>offensively bright headlights/misaligned headlights that blind youI don't understand why this is even legal. The new standard for car lights is so bright they might as well be weapons.
>>28060856>Reverse parkIs superior for many reasons including dunking on the retards who can't manage it>TintedI see you've never experienced the Sun beforeBut to add to the list:>Ducking in and out lanes over and over to end up at the same red light
>>28060856>limo tint>side mirrors and rear view mirror overlap massivelyIf I pull up behind someone at a stop and I can see their fat face in their side mirror I immediately know they’re retarded>names their car or refers to it as “she” and “her”>anime faggot stickers
>>28061081A car is like a womb so it's female though
>>28060856>drives an EV
>>28061081>>names their car or refers to it as “she” and “her”This. So much this. You can accuse me of looking too deep into it, but why are we only allowed to keep gendered language when it's endearing to women. My car is an "it," thank you very much.
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>>28061081>If I pull up behind someone at a stop and I can see their fat face in their side mirror I immediately know they’re retardedYes.>>28061095Cars are whatever sex you are into. Get over it.
>>28060856Parking backwards is vastly superior, especially if you drive a long vehicle
>>28061242this, it's actually easier
>>28061295maybe if you like taking dick in the assyou’re not special or different, park like a normal person I key all reverse parked cars that I see btw and you wouldn’t do shit if you saw me
>>28061515>"you're not different">immediately loses his shit over a different way to park your carNot my fault your car doesn't have a longitudinally mounted engine, seethe some more.
>>28061095>My car is an "it," thank you very much.I feel the same way. But there is some charm to calling your ride "she" lovingly as old time sailors would refer to their ships.
>>28061536Possibly the faggiest post on this board currently
dealer tags, stickers, badges and plate covers
>>28061553I don’t get why people will leave the fucking license plate frame on. It takes like a minute max to remove it. Is it like a status symbol?
>>28060856>back-in park My splitter is $1000 and I'll be damned if I break it again because I pulled in 1mm too far.
>>28061719>Not just buying a $50 replica from ebay.
>>28060856>look like a low iq ape>back-in parkI do this. Delayed gratification doesn't seem low IQ To me. ELI5
>>28061578My neighbor says it's to show he supports local business.
>>28060879What’s wrong with coilovers?
>>28060856Obvious bait thread but backing into a spot is vastly superior. You can see everyone around you before entering the spot, anyone coming has to wait for you, and it's way easier to see out of the spot when you're leaving. It makes infinitely more sense than pulling in forwards.
>>28061719ricer
>>28061515The average normal person is retarded. And you don't key anyone's cars you faggot larger.>Verification not required.
>>28062600dont ask the retard op to justify his retardation. you're correct, he's just a frogposting idiot.
>>28061553I had the front dealer plate on my old car. It was a 1990 K5 Blazer that belonged to my mom when I was little. Found the dealer plate in a box with the window sticker, the original purchase paperwork, and the cassette tape version of the owner's manual (which was cool, because the cassette deck was a selling point when she bought the car in November of 1989). I put it on the front bumper because it was cool.
>>28060990Why would you want tinted windows instead of sunglasses
>>28060985Biggest one is out-of-focus drop in LED headlights>blinding points of light>right into my eyes>>ack>driver still can't see shitNiggas don't realize the headlights have funky lenses for a reason
>>28060990>Is superior for many reasons including dunking on the retards who can't manage itokay and what else?
>>28066401Getting out faster when leaving, convenience. Idk what to tell you, anon. You don't seem to be very receptive of the idea.
>>28066401Why are you so salty over being unable to drive properly? They even include rear cameras in modern cars for the terminally retarded such as yourself. How does such a simple and useful parking maneuver agitate your hemorrhoids so much? Imagine by some freak accident you manage to get a cutie to go on a date with you and the place you're going to only has parallel parking spots. If reversing is already giving you issues having to parallel would paralyse you. Your date would laugh at you as if you were some dickless eunuch. Which you are. You are a fucking embarrassment and you should trade your car in for a Vespa.
>>28066716>strawman strawman strawmannobody said anything about parallel park or any of what you said. imagine getting this mad over being asked why backing into a parking spot is better.
>>28066732If the idea of reverse parking causes you this much distress, you being unable to parallel is not a strawman. It is a fact. You are a low IQ retard with 0 spatial awareness and motor skills.
>>28066752ok but when are you going to come up with some reasons for reversing in?
>>28066755Other anons gave them to you. I am not here to xebate with a retard. I am here with the miniacule hope that I can convince you to seek professional help, as well as stop you from endangering innocent lives by getting you onto a mode of tranaport far less lethal and more manageable for the cognitively impaired. You drooling cretin.
>>28066756you can barely type, how mad are you right now?and no, nobody gave any good reasons for doing it.
>>28066758Nigger I don't care. Fact is with your cognitive impairment you running someone over and being forever legally and financially fucked is an inevitability. Do with this information what you will. Ill be there to let you know "I told you so".
>>28060856>Instagram handle in the windowAnyone that that level of unreasonably high self importance has narcissistic personality disorder.
>>28060856>relevant political stickersYes, I know he's the better candidate, but it won't change anyone's mind, and we both know it ain't coming off for another 3 years>excessively dirty carYou signed up for this when you insisted on a black car>tailgating 5 ft behind meI pull into oncoming and reverse pass, always scares the shit out of em>donut spareNigger.>loud wigger rap vibrating the body>half assed rice>using LKA>scrolling/texting>using app carl play with ad filled streaming service >25 mph below speedlimit
>>28060856>political stickersbumper stickers in general are retarded. political ones are just the most retarded type
>constantly touching your goddamn brakes at any speed when there is nothing in front of you
>>28060856>>merges at the last minute>>doesn't know what a zipper maneuver isCan't have both, champ.
>>28060990>sun goes down>windows are still tinted>install eBay ultrahigh megabright LED copensators so you can seeFilled it with viceAnd called the thing a nigger
>>28061095my car is a girl because im inside of it and im sweating like hell.
>>28060856>>you're under 30 driving a german carmy bad for owning a volkswagen golf at 29
>>28061536>calling your ride "she" lovingly as old time sailors would refer to their ships.Just like how reddit troons say "yall" when they want to sound like homely southern peopleThis is all just reddit language to try to sound normal.
>>28060856Oh look it's the bus rider general thread
>>28060856Having those blackout license plates.
>>28060856>back in parksorry my car parks automatically
>>28060856>>back-in parkPeople here are literally too stupid to be able to do this or take 30 hours to do it correctly.How is it a low-iq thing if only the high-iq people are able to do it?
>>28062706>merges at the last minute>doesn't know what a zipper maneuver isThis is the bait
>>28064337Keeping heat out of the car, and minimising the impact of the fucked LEDs on the person behind you. >>28066401Reversing in, everyone is paying attention to you so you are less likely to be hit. You also have the raised bumper of the rear of your car going over the parking curb so you can fit in tigher spaces. Reversing in gives you more agility as your turning wheels are behind the direction you are going; same reason you reverse to parallel park or why forklifts have front turning wheels. Reversing out of a spot gives minimal visibility at the point where nobody is paying attention to you. >>28067112Who the fuck is tinting their front windscreen, retard?
>>28061095>This. So much this.>My car is an "it," thank you very muchGo back.
>>28060856You’re going to have to back in or back out which difference does it make? The real reason I don’t back in is laziness
>>28070083Isn't it obvious? It's the first thing OP lists so clearly someone in the real world laughed at him for taking too long or laughed at him because OP can't do it. All the other things he listed is just filler and really the thread was made so OP can feel better about himself.>proof?Simple just look at the posts where OP has an autism argument with another autistic anon over parking.>what if it's baitThen he succeeded in convincing everyone he's retarded ironically making him a bit of a tard.
>>28062702because 99.9% of cars with aftermarket coilovers never see the track and just make the ride unbearable on actual roads. akin to installing super stiff motor mounts.
>>28071877>Who the fuck is tinting their front windscreen, retard?Mexicans.
