Watcha think of my new car anons?Any of you ever own a Parisienne before?
Monstrous and ugly rapist car
Looks based
>>28094514When gs likes something it's good.
monstrous and rape pilledhttps://youtu.be/ieOaKk6slyw>>28094514soooo, based. got it
>>28094514Whatchu got?>>28094531I bet you could rip the e-brake in that thing and do a u-turn without being outside of your lane.Stuntman car, very based.>>28094580>motorheadfits the keys that came with it too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbvWn1EY6g
>>28094499More interested in that homemade barkbuster.
>>28094499nice pontiac
>>28094598I used to pull that move in my integra a decade ago. Haven’t tried it in the ST, I can’t afford to break it. It’s a fun little salvage title flood car tho, and it can definitely be terrifying. The Parisienne reminds me of my grandpas 86 Caprice. He used to use it to tow his boat. *sip* nope, they sure don’t make them like they used to.
>>28094499>CISCO KID>WAS A FRIEND OF MINE>(WOP WOP WOP WOP)Ghetto car, shoulda got one with paint on it
>>28094938Now THAT is a nice Pontiac
>>28094945>salvage title flood carWas there anything actually wrong with it?Did it have to pass a thorough safety to get back to road legal?>The Parisienne reminds me of my grandpas 86 CapriceThey are in essence the same car. Same in every way except some exterior trim and interior trim.>He used to use it to tow his boatEpic. This one has a tow package too.
>>28094946Actually it has two coats of paint on it. It used to be green, then someone spray painted it black, and now it's both of those + rust.
>>28094977 (dubs)It’s honestly hard to say. The car fax is like 10 pages long. For a while I thought I bought a stolen car that had the title washed, but after checking the vin through the ECU, that doesn’t seem to be the case. It got recertified at some point before I got it, and it’s got a ton of Gucci aftermarket parts on it, and it cost me $10k when a clean title example was $30k. I’ve had it a few years now and drive it everyday, had zero issues. It’s a Florida car so maybe it went through a hurricane, but I don’t think water ever got into the interior because it’s minty. Even the underside is completely rust free. Who knows. Love me a proper shitbox. Simple as
>>28094977Wish the nigs didn’t love these things and I could find one for a deal. I think most of them were destroyed during the “cash for clunkers” fiasco. Still pissed at that nigger Obama for that stunt.You should keep it forever
>>28094979I looked at a '68 devilleIt had 3 coats:>green original, still in trunk/door seams>subpar orange paint on top, valve covers and air cleaner also orange>whole car painted white with what appeared to be a paint roller and house paint
>>28094990Their loss, your gain. I always wondered if there are scavengers that go to hurricane areas to loot stuff.The car looks pretty nice. I see a lot of them beat to shit by teenagers with rich parents.
>>28094994>Wish the nigs didn’t love these thingsGenuinely not the worst thing for these cars. Sure they beat some of them up, but a lot of the "old heads" treated them like real classics and took great care of them. Donktards just threw big wheels on them (easy to remedy) and most of the niggers looking to hoon sold them after realizing a 305 barge won't do what they want.>cash for clunkersWas the biggest disaster for these b-bodies from what I can tell. It seems like a lot of fleet companies saw it as their opportunity to revitalize their fleet with new cars, selling their old box chevy's for scrap.>thanks Obamaunironically.>You should keep it foreverWhen I bought it I didn't intend to, but after realizing how clean it is (cleaner than it appears), I intend to sink money into it and keep the evil rust away. I think this car is perfect until I can afford my dream car. Which is....
>>28095027Another Pontiac. This one in specific.With a Pontiac big block and a floor shifter.
>>28095029And by Pontiac bigblock I mean the not-a-bigblock bigblock
One of these old cars featured prominently in "Collision Course" ('89). Good flick.
>>28095016It’s just fucked up enough to not worry about where I park it, but still pretty enough to appreciate. With the blow off valve and upgraded turbo + intercooler it makes all the right noises I think the Parisienne would definitely be worth a paint job. I’m sure it needs a good weekend of sanding if it’s got a coat of spray paint on it, but I mean, that can be remedied.
>>28095041Yeah this video convinced me that I'd put some money into it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asZud7T2bV0Nice gloss black makes it look really classy. + the wheels I got with mine are just peak. I got the top of the line Brougham package too. It'd be a waste to let it go to shit.>makes all the right noises>fucked up enough to not worry about where I park it, but still pretty enough to appreciateThe perfect daily, nice pic.
>>28095040>Jay LenoHuh, I'll check it out
>>28095051That’s super minty, and not unreasonable. Lord knows it’s cooler, and comfier than anything made in this century. Probably will last longer too if you just change the oil. Also; real bark busters on the ‘Zuki would be beyond based >tfw every wheel is has been curbed all the way around and the front bumper is so beat up it needs to be replaced to be made rightPhysically hurts
>>28094929>>28095090>ghetto barkbustersIt's temporary. I'm not blowing $200CAD on some plastic for a bike I'm just going to sell.Winter's pretty much here anyways.
>>28095090>Probably will last longer too if you just change the oilYeah. I'm gonna change the oil stupid often. Might throw in some additives too.>every wheel is has been curbed all the way aroundLOLBasically a design at that point.
>>28094499Pretty much, had an 83 Delta 88 for a while. It was a 307 though, you're probably Chevy powered. Durable cars until the bumper falls off.
>>28095172>It was a 307 thoughThat's cool, was it a pretty good engine? Yeah this one's just a Chevy 305. I'm just happy to have an American V8.>until the bumper falls offHaet rust.
>>28095160Only a matter of time until you take the hogpill Tbh you’re only regret will be having not taken it sooner
>>28094499oh shit a pontiac thread. nice.
this is my pontiac, i plan on 3100 swapping it in the next few months. goodbye 2.2 with the worlds worst rebuild>>28094499the parisienne and the g5 sedan are the only things canadians have going for them. regardless, bad ass pontiac>>28094938bad ass fiero>>28095394i saw a third gen like this in italy but didnt get the chance to compliment it. bad ass pontiac>>28094945this is a NO FORD ZONE.
>>28094499This is an example of what americans can do best, big, square, manly looking sedans with soft suspension, comfy interiors and a V8 under the hood. I'd love to have one of these, great choice OP
>>28096055>this is a NO FORD ZONEwhat if i told you i have a ford and that turd gen above?
>>28094499I love these era of boxy 4 door sedans. Learn what you can about it such as the problems they have and how to fix them. It’s just a GM parts bin car so you’ll find parts and nice upgrades from other GM vehicles.Be aware to replace all the rubber hoses and gaskets for the fuel (prolly carbed) system so it won’t burn down. And the brake system (including the brake fluid) too. I’m sure it’s a comfy sedan.>I daily a 70s era Datsun
>>28096380>Be aware to replace all the rubber hosesKek yeah. Most of them are so dry-rotted they just crumble. I don't know what they all go to, but the car seems to run without them okay for now.ofc I'm still going to replace them all.It's difficult to figure out what's emissions crap, and what's accessories.>for the fuel (prolly carbed) systemYeah, about that. Do you think I can replace this (highlighted green) hardline with a braided steel fuel line? >I daily a 70s era DatsunPost a pic.
>>28096422>Post a pic.Attached.It's not a Pontiac but that GM HEI ignition control module and coil is an upgrade for my Datsun over the oem Hitachi parts.>Yeah, about that. Do you think I can replace this (highlighted green) hardline with a braided steel fuel line?Ask about that in the CCG (Classic Car General) forum for better advice but:- you can (temporarily) and I'm glad you're looking at a braided steel fuel hose but I'm also sure that you can get the proper steel line, fittings, bending tools, or just have one made for you (prolly can just order one too).
>>28096055 (dubs)I like to pretend in my head it’s a modern rendition of 21st century CR-XNice sunfire
I would let it fuck me
>>28098585Malaise era Pontiacs are underrated.
>>28095027>It seems like a lot of fleet companies saw it as their opportunity to revitalize their fleet with new cars, selling their old box chevy's for scrap.There are no fleets that were using box Caprices by 2009.
>>28098595NTA, but a lot of those cars were just sitting in yards until cash 4 clunkers came around. I remember watching a news report around then and the footage was nothing but box chevys and those old boxy Fords around the same time.
>>28096658>that GM HEI ignition control module and coil is an upgrade for my Datsun over the oem Hitachi partsI don't even understand all the weird computer shit that is hooked up to this 305's carb and distributor. How's it an upgrade to your car? Does it just advance timing or something?
>>28098371Nice mirror, retodd.
>>28098857Those GM HEI units are higher quality electrical parts and much better than the stock Hitachi units for my car’s ignition system. They’re also inexpensive and plentiful in the US.It’ll just make the spark plugs “spark” better which is good for performance, reliability, and slightly better mpgs.
Can someone tell me what this is for?Does it open?
>>28094945I dig the old Caprice cars. I'm security at a run down bingo hall, noticed this '89 Caprice was missing some cosmetic trim pieces (gaps around the bumpers). found the owner one night, got to talking and offered to source those parts. Found re-pros online and he said get the rear first. He was super thankful since he was super old and doesn't know how to use the internet. Said he'll color match them that spring since winter was starting. Months went by and he never installed them even once summer rolled around then he just never came back. I don't even see his car around town anymore. Car had original motor and trans at 300k and the man had a tendency to leave the trunk open>>28094945
>>28094499beautiful. slow. straight.
>>28100065I see, I've heard bad things about a certain module inside the GM HEI unites, but I guess the unites themselves are good?
>>28102316Yeah, the GM HEI ICM units were some of the best of that era.That's why we swap them in! They're inexpensive, plentiful, and of good quality while providing a slight performance increase. The four pin module that I need is around $40 (at RockAuto) and is the GM AC Delco oem unit. You should buy two and keep a spare in the glovebox because shit happens.The rest the ignition system has to be the correct spec parts to make them work properly though. The wrong rated ignition coil, corroded wires, bad battery, bad alternator, poor ground connection, water/rain leaks from rust holes or bad rubber seals, exhaust leak cooking the module, etc. can destroy them or just cause weird failures. But the HEI modules are reliable for the most part or at least far more reliable than what other manufacturers were using in that era.OEM works best from what I've dealt with because I don't want mystery rated dubious quality parts. I'm just driving to the store, work, etc. and want to get home safely while enjoying my vintage car.
>>28094499Nice. You get a V8? I was looking at a G-body Bonneville before I got my '98 Buick Lesabre. Only reason I got the Buick as cheap as I did is because somebody couldn't get the heater working before winter. All it needed was an ambient temp sensor.
Me and the Ponchos
got that 350 big block
>>28094499i drive the twin to this car, daily. a 1990 caprice 9c1. nothing to contribute other than this free bump.
>>28104702How come Pontiacs are that color blue?
>>28104853It was just another way for Pontiac to distinguish themselves from the rest. Everybody did it for a long time and all had their own brand-specific engine color(s). Pontiac had several different shades of blue, but that silver-blue is by far the most venerated of them.
unff
>>28094499>Parisiennehad no idea they sold these in oz up till 69
>>28105009That big chrome bumper with the 4 basic circular headlights is my GOAT.I want a stunt-car looking muscle car with that face.Essentially the Lemans/Tempesta.I just wanna drive it through a corn field while being shot at or something.
>>28104865>but that silver-blue is by far the most venerated of them.Does it have a paint # or something to identify it? Does some brand sell that specific paint now?
>>28102518>You should buy two and keep a spare in the glovebox because shit happens.XD I'll add it to the currently ~$700 RockAuto cart of stuff like that.>OEM works best from what I've dealt withThat has also been my experience (working with bike stuff), although I have seen stuff like the "MSD HEI Ignition Module" that peaks my interest. Some kind of 3rd party, effortful solution to an OEM issue rather than a Chinese replacement.
>>28102569>You get a V8?Das rite! 305 Extra-SBC.>I was looking at a G-bodyHaha same. I was looking for G-body Lemans and Malibu's. Just couldn't find a good one in my price range, and in my area.>'98 Buick LesabreDamn, you are literally me in a different timeline.I was looking at local cars with the 3800 and messaged a guy like 15 times in desperation 'cause he had a LeSabre listed for ~$2k. It sold before I got my turn. Parisienne was the only deal that worked out.>All it needed was an ambient temp sensor.Awesome. People will really blow $500/m on car payments instead of buying a well built American car and sinking some money/time into it.
>>2810502290's GM shitboxes have so much sovl. The 305 is a dog but reliable. T350/T400 and 700-R4s are very rebuildable. Only problem with the Buick is that the car is done when the trans is done unless I spend 2k on an aftermarket ECU and retrofit another transmission. >Haha same. I was looking for G-body Lemans and Malibu's. Just couldn't find a good one in my price range, and in my areaSame, I want a cheap v8 car I can throw a used intake/carb at and rip up country roads. In my area, it seems the future doctors and lawyers of America have snapped them all up and put big rims on them and shit. Or they got all eaten up by cash-for-clunkers or rust. I can only find Fords up here.
when did that car see paris
>>28094499Based. My first car was a Pontiac, had that thing for 24 years... it's going to a junkyard next month. RIP Pontiac. Nice bike too bro, believe it or not but my first bike was a Suzuki. Michio-san smiles on us.
>>28094499NICE
>>28105179Pontiac was a big fan of Eva Ionesco
Is this a real Pointiac model or some comic made up?
>>28105693I like this design. Looks like art-deco Corvette C1 mixed with 2000s new age styling. Reminds me the secret car from NFS 3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9zE2VCu5I
>>28105693>>28105701That's a Pontiac Solstice.
>>28105701>secret car from NFS 3
>>28105693>>28105701>>28105735Looks like cool version of Miata
>>28105017>I have seen stuff like the "MSD HEI Ignition Module" that peaks my interestI’ve seen the Pertronix Flamethrower variant of it too. Once again, keep a spare AC DELCO oem style module in the glovebox. I can’t vouch for the reliability of the aftermarket performance modules.
>>28106406>I can’t vouch for the reliability of the aftermarket performance modulesI get that. My main goal with every vehicle I've owned is longevity. My biggest weakness by far when it comes to cars and bikes is electrics.It's probably the one thing I'd like to seek out a formal education on, because I hate it enough that I'd need to learn it systematically.Old cars must live on
>>28100293Mind your business and people will come around more.
>>28098599That's not true, to qualify the car had to be insured for the last year without a lapse in coverage.
>>28094499My first car was an 06 bonneville. Loved that thing. Got some pussy in the back seat parked at an Indian burial site
>>28107221I bet the shadow people hated that
>>28107221>Indian burial siteProve it.
>>28094499PONTIACPoorOldNiggerThinksIt's A Cadillac
>>28095933>>28095937Oh shit. Would love one of these in 2 or 4 door. My uncle drove one as a cop car for a time.
>>28095933>>28095937Didn't know these made it to Australia.
>>28107622Looks like a Grand Prix?
>>28107448It’s in Alabama. Not doxxing myself.
>>28107771it wouldnt be doxxing yourself it would be doxxing the dead indians
>>28107622The vast majority of American cars are all private imports, and if they're pre-89 the RHD conversion is more than likely janky as shit.
>>28107542LMAOI gotta get that as a sticker
Pics of the Parisienne playing in the snow tomorrow.
>>28105014http://www.pontiacpower.org/enginecolor.htm
>>28109853but that's a le mans? or is that just a trim level
Who needs traction anyways?
>>28094499>>28094508Granma and Grandpa for real.
I owned a 67 Bonneville back in the 90's, looked just like picrel but not as pristine, sold it to a coworker. He gave it to his son who slammed it and threw on some 13" spoke wheels, I wept. He ran it out of oil, seized the motor and it sat on the side of his house for years
>>28107542finally
>>28111967I was just posting a random cool Pontiac as filler. >>28112060
>>28112107jfc. Worst end
>>28095029huh, dont think ive noticed muscle cars like that with a point like that on the front bumper. did anyone else do this, was this a thing?kinda grim that for a second the notion it might be a.i floated through my mind.
>>28113705>did anyone else do this, was this a thing?They did it on the GTO for like a year or two.It doesn't stand out as much when it's painted.Also the firebird.
>>28113843isnt dementia and that sorta stuff supposed to kick in at 50+, not uh, early 30's
>>28113851
>>28113705>did anyone else do this, was this a thing?
