JaaAACK
>>28110634It's over for them, isn't it?
I like the new font desu
>>28110634I just imagine someone typing jaguar into microsoft word and going through each font trying to find one that matches a list of buzzwords their manager picked for the company rebrand. that looks like shit. minimalism is aids
>>28110634they went full cucklectric so this doesn't even matter lol
>>28110641Ah yes the pozzed ugly freaks aesthetic a decade late replacing the one thing that kept your shitty brand alive. What RETARDS
>>28110641Hunger games
>>28110641yes. it's over. the world doesn't actually need more car brands, especially when most of them are just trying to be luxury cars.
>>28110634It's ugly and I would care more if Jaguar had been relevant in the last 30+ years and I will not pretend like they were.
>>28110634Did somebody call ja/ck/?
>>28110634>>28110641They did the meme
>>28110756is there seriously no way they can fix his stroke arm?
>>28110634JaGUar
>>28110634jeetuar
>>28110775I think telling him "stop being a retard and eating horrible quantities of heart stopping food every day" just didn't work. Also I think at that point it's a severed nerve connection so he's stuck with it.
>>28110665If only. It's a custom typeface they had made, so it's not just shit, it's shit that probably cost hundreds of thousands.
A Jaguar relaunch ad would have been the easiest shit ever>a jaguar walking through a showroom with past Jags dimly lit, E Type, XJS, XKR S etc>it leaves into a rainy city at night>as it looks forlornly at the generic crossovers driving around, it hears the roar of an F Type R >as the F Type speeds past the jaguar chases it out of the city>the F Type leads it to a fork in the road, where one road leads to a jungle in the distance>the jaguar looks across at the F Type, it turns down the other fork like the Fast and Furious scene>the jaguar is suddenly overtaken in silence by the new electric model>the camera zooms out at the car and jaguar racing towards the jungle>British villain actor's voiceover comes on>the big cat always comes back to the jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLtFIrqhfngThis is one of the rare occasions where something keeps getting funnier the more often you watch it.I went from "wtf" to smirking to outright laughing.
>>28110641the guy on the left looks like he didn't read the contract and signed it just because it said "jaguar advertisment"
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>>28110641also fucken hell. i thought that pic was a completely unrelated /pol/ meme or something but it's realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLtFIrqhfng
>>28110641Bruh they didn't even show a car.Oh right, jaguar doesn't MAKE CARS ANYMOREThey ended production on everything this year lmaoo
>>28110840That would be cheesy as fuck but still better than this homo AIDS slop
>>28110922Just like Biden, it's sad to watch someone you know disappear into a frail caricature of what they once were.The future they promise now would be better left with a graceful exit so that they may save face and leave the world.
>>28110840Alternatively>new Jag sedan in satin black by a posh mansion, you can make out the silhouette but not much beyond that>a well-dressed man, head always out of frame and never speaks, approaches and sits in the back>headlights light up in a dramatic fashion, and it rides off with just the sound of tires on gravel>rides silently through empty city at night, dim streetlights tracing the curves of the bodywork>intertwined with shots of a black actual jaguar silently hunting at night, lit by moonlight>interior shot of the man in the back, tapping on the armrest>gets followed by a couple of big intimidating cars like g-wagens>turns off the lights and silently accelerates into the night, losing them (if applicable, show off night vision, lidars and other stuff)>man twirls a glass of champaigne in the meantime, unphased by what's happening>the city gets more and more lit as the ad goes on, but the jag is so black it's still mostly a black blob >rides up to a paparazzi-lined red carpet>when lit by thousands of stray flashes, you can actually see the jag's shapes proper and not just the silhouette>the man steps out of it and adjusts his tie, head still out of frame, only as he closes the door the flashes are directed at him>Jag rides off and into the midnight, lit by moonlight just like the jaguar that just got its prey>"A predator approaches silently">Jaguar logo
>>28110641not gonna lie, that pie chart afro is sick and I'd rock it if I was both black enough and had enough hair.
>>28110641back then it would've just been called pretentious hipster bullshit now it's woke
>>28110641You can tell the new cars are gonna be shit because they didn't even show a form of one or anything, not even a hint of design language.
>>28111046That's a good idea but it makes me think of Jeffrey Epstein for some reason
>Unironically liking smug marvel slop
>>28110663It looks like a generic font that you'd see at some hipster clothing store or some tech startup. Why is it all companies try to emulate each other's image? Jag lost the cat and became a dollar store cologne brand with that font change.
>>28111083>back thenback when, grandpa?
>>28111140back in the good old days, you milksop.
>>28110641what the fuck are these things
>>28110634>JOGUAR
>>28110641Why do they always pick the ugliest of niggers for these? You can find a semi normal looking nigger. Use those. That’s beside the point, but still.
>>28110641What gender is the bottom center creature
>>28111483faggot
>>28111483(s)he's a quare
It's funny how every single company in the world is trying to replicate the 'lightning in a bottle' moment of the Apple 1984 advert
>>28110840Meanwhile they'll probably actually get AI to write the gayest ad possible>Open to butthole party, all the famous minorities are there, with their buttholes>A man with no penis, women with a penis, Chinese man with seven buttholes, a man with no brain (he is in charge)>They are all PAINTING with their buttholes, but (hole) what are they painting?>Suddenly a large cat bursts through the window, it is a Jaguar covered in buttholes!>Neon paint sprays from it's buttholes! >737 Black women are blinded by his paint! They board slave ships, the slave ships proudly display a British flag! British Airways, Have it your way!>A Latino woman turns to the camera, his mouth is a butthole! >He spews out a Jaguar electric car from her hole and it runs over a crowd of protestors! Their buttholes are safe. >The cars is driven by a strong homicidal single woman! We see that she is painting the ground with their blood! It is progressive!>The car is small and very gay, it has no doors only buttholes! It's muscular lines invoke those of a butthole but with electricity!>The sun never sets on the Queens Bharathole! >Jaguar Motors - "Yes sir I would have used the armored cars machine gun if it fit down the alley at Jallianwala. Have it you're way."
wtf just saw ad on youtube. i dont get it. are they trying to be so dumb it gets them some attention? thats only explanation i got out of it. or trying to bait le free thinkers and techbros into buying jags?
>>28111990i want to live in the white lesbian goddess jaguar ad campaign universe instead of the chocolate tranny one
>>28111990This picture goes so hard.
>>28110775That ship already sailed years ago. Jack needed to get on physiotherapy early and hard because that's how you get the best shot at recovering functionality, instead he spent the crucial months trying to will it into functionality and once it became clear that just dutifully mouthing prayers doesn't really help, he just bought a rehab aid glove (whose packaging clearly states that it's supposed to be used alongside a PT regimen) and continued to neglect personal effort to the point it's now a useless, immobile, withering purple hunk of fat and bone.
>>28111990>uk flagoi guvna are ya trying to share nashunalism yeah? that's 10 years in the bin i tell ya
>>28110641It's quite literally the "cars?" meme holy shit.
>>28111990>>28112166CAM ON INGERLAND
Why does the modern world just keep getting uglier?
>>28112568we're approaching the end
>>28110840>>28111046I think these will not generate the sales. >>28111990This one may generate the sales if the jag car is cheap as fuck. $25K a pop.
>>28110641They're androgynous is the worst part. You can't tell if they're males or females. They brake humanity down to a point where even the natural order of two distinct sexes can't exist.
>>28110641They will never be a woman.
>>28110665>I just imagine someone typing jaguar into microsoft word and going through each font trying to find one that matches a list of buzzwords their manager picked for the company rebrand.Like >>28110817 said, it's custom made. Companies like that make their own typefaces to avoid paying royalties. Mercedes-Benz is the most known on 4chan due to AI gens, it's Corporate A.Jaguar spent millions on that redesign. Minimalism for some reason burns through money like mad. It's a total scam and most people actually abandon the brand if they don't associate it with a brand image, which is why auto manufacturers highly prize their emblems and logos. Ford tried long ago to modernize the logo and immediately backtracked due to backlash. They will have calligraphy on their logo forever if they know what's good for them.>>28110663>I like the new font desuIt looks like they sell overpriced bicycle parts.>>28110917>GMGM's logo is so generic that I didn't even notice it happening. At least KIA turned into KИ.
>>28110771>They did the memeI suspect that DEIdiots are cripplingly afraid of money and success.
>>28111018love him or hate him, seeing joe crack a cheeky wheel spin in his corvette then comparing that to how he's like now is pretty depressing
Tikkun Olam. The inversion of all things in God's natural world to earn the favor of the gay faggot satan. Ugliness is beauty. Goodness is evil. Deceit is honesty. Atomization is civility. Slavery is freedom.
