I have a revelation about a new ad for Jaguar's competitors. > A man is shown exactly like tards in the Jaguar add.> He does some retarded shit.> Then he wakes up. > It was a nightmare all along.> He is on a sunbed near the pool of his house.> A woman with gorgeous body brings them a cocktail.> Maybe his kids playing in the pool.> Cut to them in <insert good sport car brand> driving cool.> Add ends with "Be Different"What do you think?
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>>28119321Hmmm What about this: >Chad and Stacy driving along with their two kids in the back seat >diverse Teletubbies on the side of the road with a broken down Jag >Chad stops and asks if they’re okay >incoherent rambling about pronouns and womb bodies and white supremacy >Stacy instinctively locks the doors >Chad engages launch control and takes off hitting the limiter on every gear
>>28119368You're hired
I wouldn't buy any brand that invoked this culture war nonsense
>>28119321the ad wasn't even woke. it was just a bunch of fags and artists looking retarded. it has no message, no point.
>>28119368>>Chad engages launch control and takes off hitting the limiter on every gearYour fantasy car is auto-only so you're not pegging it off the limiter you simply lack permission and authority (not your car)
imagine not being immune to marketing and propagandaget lost you fucking normals
>>28119995Did it even have a car in it?
I feel like they really threaded a retarded needle here>our biggest concern is that people don't even remember we exist, our cars are seen as bland, and there's always a better option>ok, well we can't help you make a better car, we we CAN get people talking about your brand!
>>28119321Part of me is still hoping that Jag pulls a fast one on all of us and unveils this as a huge and involved marketing stunt. That all the publicity that Jag has stirred up is to get people talking and to get more head-space in the brain of what the phrase 'Jaguar cars' means to someone.I really hope that this a massive advertising mind fuck, and that the test mule they in picrel is a sexy Jag in the same vein as the F-type, and that the show in Miami on the 30th will have all the top shelf, red-blooded, unmistakable strut and swagger of Jag. nygagwHowever...https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14106133/American-marketing-guru-Jaguar-rebrand-BLM-New-York-British.html
>man is speeding down the back roads in his hummer>is opening the last of his 6 pack>runs over a deer, spins out of control, crashes into a gas station and dies>is seen is heaven being greeted by jesus>"ok now that was based im gonna give you another shot">man wakes up to his car on fire>close up of him opening the door and walking out>huge explosion (he doesnt look at it)>he is now at the playboy mansion greeted by 50 supermodels>they hand him another key to a new hummer
>>28120018Aren’t hummers electric nucars only now?
>>28120133Yes, so it would go like this>man wakes up to his car on fire>close up of him not being able to open the door>huge lithium explosion (he is inside)>he is now in the heaven again with jesus>"that's what you get for killing one of my creations"
tires?
>mfw when the culturally out of touch boomer CEO's who hired the purple haired they/them marketing gender goblins who convinced them that this is what a "modern audience wants" are now in meltdown following the public backlash. You know what? I hope Jaguar doubles down on this gay shit and makes another ad that's twice as long with every abomination of lefitst human representation possible.
>>28120653They should double down and poach Subaru’s customer base
am i the only one who thinks that this rebrand will actually be successful? a lot of liberals are rich. they're abandoning tesla. this is probably a genius move to capture a young audience who hate the kind of people who drive jaguars.
