post early-mid 00s car magazine stuffadvertisement, coverages, anything goesit's for an... art project
>>28183591>>28183600do they even make exciting and clever ads like this anymore or are they all just promoting apple airplay and lane keep assist in your cuckover eggcar
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>>28183781Fuck, I haven't seen one of these in ages. It seems like they just disappeared.
>>28183781Holy fucking soul, zoomers WISH they could come up with ads this good.
>>28183790They used to be everywhere but shitty drivers and poor tuning eventually took their toll on the population.
>>28183775Just infotainment and eggs dude
Damn. I’ve never been into JDM that much but some of these are giving me crazy nostalgia.
Porsche ads were something else
Have there been any cool ads this decade?
>>28183966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9BdttCfBTI
>>28183836>if you're old and rich please buy our carsshit as it gets
>>28183775Nah, it's just some bullshit driving through a forest before talking about safety features>that half of drivers either disable or don't care aboutinfotainment bullshit>which never really seems to work quite right, thanks for limiting my bitrate to whatever spotify can shit out :)and, of course, financing.>because thank the lord for jews
>>28183836pic related is the nicest and most bloomercore slogan on any car ad i've ever seen
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>>28184064>That bitch got some big-ass tittays! Woof!is this part of the ad real? My god, we have lost so much in such a short time
>>28184164yes it issuper street was really one of the more edgier ones (sovl)
>>28183982This is retarded and the Soprano’s is overrated trash.
>>28184055>spinning out because you wore flip flops
>>28183600>four inches in any direction Yeah so is my dick and you don’t see the world shifting in surprise
>>28183793We don’t come up with ads at all. We have like no power. Advertisers keep appealing to larping millennial Dads and moms.
>>28184055Sexo hag
>>28184004>just some bullshit driving through a forestDo advertisers seriously think people buying their cars will be doing this when most are stuck in suburbia? Where exactly did this “outdoors” larp come from? I see it everywhere now and never saw it in commercials 10-15 years ago
>>28187145looks good with minimal effort
>>28183591best thread on /o/ rn
>>28183775Your brand gets canceled if you advertise driving excitement first. Only transporation and utility is allowed. Driving for fun kills the planet.
>>28184040That is the most American article ever.
Fucking love 2000s street cars, it's so nostalgic
this thread is too soulful...ack
>>28183940'hood scoop' is trademarked?
>>28189105>>28189105>>28189106>>28189108>>28189113>>28189116>>28189122SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
You can only find one or two scans of y2k-era tuner mags on Archive.org, which is weird considering that really niche stuff like "Bus & Coach Buyer" has all of its issues. One of these days I need to drop a couple hundred bucks on back issues to chop up and run through a scanner.https://archive.org/details/super-street-june-2004
>>28183591You're going to masturbate to this stuff aren't you? it's ok, so am I.
hnnng I love chrome rims and xenon lights hnng I love low body kits and chromed out tail light housings mmnh I love minimalist decals with focus on carbon fiber (this is not a meme, I legitimately feel this way)
>>28189277It is when you stick it on the roof.
fake
real
>>28184064ah yes, that one time when toyota tried to make a cool trendy car and did everything so right that its street cred got ruined by all the old people also buying it due to big easy to enter doors and generally being a practical car for a good price
>>28183600SOVL
>>28189122HUBBA HUBBA MILF ENERGY MOMMY PLEASE
>>28196576Was the Evo 8 really $62k USD in 2004? That's insane money.
>>28198182i think its an australian ad
>>28198183.com.au good catch, I certainly didn't
>>28183775>do they even make exciting and clever ads like this anymore or are they all just promoting apple airplay and lane keep assist in your cuckover eggcarNo it's all faggotry these days...
>>28198243>trannies!you ruined itoriginal had "tasty", directly related to the productyou could do one of many slogans from the video, like "copy nothing"or something more jag-relatedor just nothing
>>28198259>original had "tasty", directly related to the productIt had tasty directly related to the interracial couple kissing on the project board. Who is to say my comic didn't have a previous page stating "engines" on it? Are trannies not related to an automobile anymore? How do they transmit power from the engine to the wheels then?
TAS 2000
>>28183940Is that a heckin M3 from Most Wanted livery????
>>28189105>>28189108taking "full bolt ons" to a whole new level
>>28199909This era was peak D-Sport magazine.
>>28183793>zoomers WISH they could come up with ads this goodYou need spicy societies to make spicy ads. The ads turned zesty or woke instead, which no one likes, which is why they shove it in your face. If they can't make you laugh, they'll make you angry instead.
