Fatties, women and old people hate this brand. Why?
Can i see the survey?
>>28191083miserable people living mediocre lives hate people who have fun
>>28191083They didn't talk to a BMW salesman and no one guilt tripped them into buying local which is BMW in this case.
>>2819108313 million people divided by two because Audi = 6.5 million customers.
>>28191152Divided by 4 because Mansory and Apollo
fatties b/c they can't fit in 'emwomen b/c they aren't enthusiastsold people b/c they're scared to go fastand all of the above because 2015+ driven by sub 35 year olds are usually obnoxious yeah run it rich and retard the timing to make gunshot noise in your piss yellow m4 or whatever. the worst segment of car culture, second only perhaps to new(er) jeep drivers with sasquatch spare tire covers and yellow duckies and gay shit who drive 70 in the left lane
>>28191083>fats, oldies and women hate BMWnews to me, I thought that was their biggest customerbase
>>28191083Nothing wrong with (most) BMWs. It's just the people that drive them.
>>28191258No oil dipstick, plastic pretty much everything, electronics are nightmarish and software is engineered to be hostile. I don't think anything they sell is left without a turbo. _30 will have a 2.0 and _40 will have a a 3.0 so you're getting gypped by 33-50%. Most of their models are only sold with autotrannies, a huge number are now AWD, basically all of their lineup is pigfat and has grirr rearry big. I used to like bmw but they've decided to basically ignore me as a customer.
>>28191640Why do you NEED a dipstick when the oil sensor works just fine?
>>28191640>they've decided to basically ignore me as a customer.nigga you can't even afford a riced out 4cyl E46
>>28191640This guy is right about everything he said. Specifically the pigfat and no manual or a shit manual.>>2819164690% of the population can't afford a new M BMW, that's not some sort of insult. That's the problem with BMW, the only "BMWs" left are Ms. That's not 99% true, it's 100% true if you want a manual.Couple that with the depreciation compared to anything else performance oriented, and it's doubly expensive.An M2 is still nice if you can basically rotate into a new one every 2 years and not care, which makes it really costly for what it is.
>>28191083>fatties don't fit in them>women love their "SAVs" and convertibles, but other women "hear that they're expensive to maintain">old people associate them with yuppies (your average nu-BMW lessee still is) and also have "heard that they're expensive to maintain"
>>28191083The only people I see driving BMW are brown people
>>28191083auto only, McDonald's and plastic engine. Weird though they usually love that combo, maybe things are finally turning around.
>>28191718>namefag tripfagKill yourself
>broke ass niggas who think by getting a BMW people will think they made it.everytime
>>28191655>TFW I bought the last non-M BMW that was still a proper BMW Feels good mang
>>28191819These are great cars if you get the DCT or manual. I really like the 1M but they're essentially unobtaniun and way overpriced if you can find one. I ended up getting an N55 M2 and am pretty happy with it. Pic is not my car but same color. What motor/ trans do you have?
>>28191889Naturally aspirated N52 with a 6spd manual, as God intended. Best car I've ever driven but that's not saying much.
>>28191901N52 is the best motor you can get anyways since N54s are a pain and early N55s they put in those are built like shit. Do you like the 6 spd in yours? Mine felt like shit until I did the poly trans mounts and I just ordered a auto solutions shifter to try to make it a bit less plushy feeling.
///Mashallah brothers
>>28191799yes I think I made it driving a 20 year old used car with 200k milesget your head out of your ass
>>28191922wait i thought the muslim brownoid owning bmws was just a meme
>>28192062What's the matter brüddi
I've got two of 'em (4 Series Grandcoupe with the B48 and with a manual transmission, and the i3).Very happy with both. I don't think I'll be changing cars for a while, considering the newer generations (post 2019-2020 or so) look piss ugly to me.
>>28192062bruh they kill to drive mercs and bmws, its all about looking rich while being completely broke
>>28191199nah. fatties hate it because the seats are too narrow for them. white women however love BMW. because white women love Arabs and Arabs love BMW
>>28191917> poly trans mountsDoesn’t those add a bunch of vibration and noise?
>>28192097>here are some pictures of Turks with German cars>therefore German cars are for TurksYou’re mindbroken. German cars are as Germanic/White as cars get.
>>28191083SAAAAAAAAR
>>28191917This is my first manual car that I've owned so I can't speak for the quality of the 6spd. Feels better than the Hyundai shit box I rented while on vacation and feels about equivalent to my brother's WRX. Planning to change the MTF fluid this spring for the first time. Would you say that fresh transmission fluid has a significant impact on shifter feel?
>>28192265> Would you say that fresh transmission fluid has a significant impact on shifter feel?I changed both my fluid and transmission mounts at the same time and it felt like a brand new gearbox, so crisp. Not sure what contributed more to it. Change both, the transmission mounts take like 15 minutes to swap and are dirt cheap.
>>28191083I pretty much only see Asian women driving new BMW's. Used ones are exclusively driven by browns.
>>28191083Every time I see someone waving through rush hour traffic going 90, its either an altima or some BMW sedan. At this point its just pattern recognition.
>>28192349
>>28191083My gfs demented boomer parents fucking love BMWs for literally no reason at all other than percieved brand cache. There's no critical thinking that goes into the purchase at all, its like how birds see shiny things and have to have them. They are always upgrading to the newest shitbox every couple years despite ostensibly nothing being wrong with their old cars, and they take massive bath on the trade in every time but they don't care because they're loaded. We're not talking flagship cars either, they just bought a new X1.
>>28192330What do the transmission mounts actually do?
mount this bussy
>>28191799I have a friend like this. While he’s not exactly broke, he doesn’t have BMW money. He saved up $100,000 and, while it’s not an amount of money you should shake a stick at, I wouldn’t go out and buy a new BMW with that either.
>>28192777I would. A nice m240i.
is 218hp in 1450kg car going to be fun to drive? im thinking of getting 325i e90ill probably do chip tuning which would make it 228hp more or less
2 types of bmw owners>those who buy for the brand>those who buy for the amazing engines, balanced rwd chassis, good steering and handling shrimple as
>>28192803its going to be a manual btw
>>28192803dont buy n52b25and you cant chip tune a NA engine like that dumb wrenchletyou can however put auto diff in manual car
>>28192808>you cant chip tune a NA engine like that dumb wrenchletlol you can chip tune anything dumbass faggot wrenchlet, post toolbox
>>28192808>dont buy n52b25why not? with how shitty roads are in europe i dont think ill make use of that 40 extra horsepower
I really like BMWs but, the fact of the matter is, 99% of BMW owners are either>dumb smoothbrained mouthbreathing troglodytes who are obsessed with their image and want to appear wealthy>faggot zoomie who got a brand new M377182884 competition with his daddy's money and wants to appear as if he knows everything about cars while not really even knowing how to change spark plugs>browns and slavs in BMW >>>>>>>dieselsThe 1% is cool with me but they are very rare.
>>28192936BMW enthusiast forums are full of software engineers who make shit ton of money, and spend all of it on their autistic hobby
>>28191083Based BMW
>>28191083>women what kind of retarded women do you date? actual cool girls get wet over bmws
Endless money pits. Lease for a couple of years and then get rid of it ASAP
>>28191083ayyy non-bmw owners also hate the brandbmw drivers are the worstbunch of assholes>kek
>>28192813dumb fuck I know more about bmw chip tuning that you will ever will, as I am turboing an m54but sure, chip tune a NA to get more HP, it works like that, just bam engine makes more hp in all scenariosplease tell me how you would achive that, I bet the tuner he goes to will just increase throttle response>>28192821piston oil rings issue>b-but I wont make of SO MUCH hpok then rebuild your n52b25 so it doesnt burn oil
>>28192936In reality it’s car nerds who want an affordable, sporty RWD platform that is also a great daily.
>>28193272Nah he's right. I briefly signed up on plebbit to be part of a BMW owner community so that I could get my questions about maintenance and repairs answered while also seeing what people have been up to with their own E90s, and within 1 week a deleted the app because the subreddit was filled with literal 17 year olds who were only interested in ragging the dog shit out of their cars with snap crackle pop tunes. The amount of BMW owners that are actual car enthusiasts is very minimal. It explains why BMW went from an enthusiast brand (le ultimate driving machine) to a luxury / "flexing" brand.
>>28193377any bmw facebook group or 'tuner' forum is just a cesspool of cocky asshats who do nothing but bully eachother for having 'that model' or 'that color' or 'that idea'. they claim to know everything like this jackass>>28193204but really they answer questions like 'is there a reason my car is smoking more than usual' with 'its probably your alternator' and then jerk off on themselves about how long their fifth coat of wax took to applyjust about everyone who drives a bmw is a piece of shit
>>28192099not really. The solid mounts do, but I didn't notice any real gain in NVH with the poly. There's maybe just a hair bit more vibration on the shifter.>>28192265Yes! My car's transmission and diff fluid were all original to the car (~7 years old 25k miles). Changing them made a difference. While you're at it I'd also change/bleed your hydraulic clutch fluid as well.
>>28193015Spoken like a true NPC ,drive your fucking toyota and volvo then cuck
>>28192330>>28193621Any recommendations for transmission fluid? I've heard of people having to experiment with different fluids before finding one that the actually liked
>>28193706No? I enjoy driving new BMWs each and every year. I’d just never buy and keep one for 10 years or so lol
>>28193384Kek cry pussy
>>28193725I ONLY use RED LINE in my BMWs.
>>28193888>ugly as fuck narb with epsKek shoulda got an E92 335i already
>>28191640Nearly everything you described is shit that every car manufacturer is doing nowadays. I remember Mercedes was the first to really stop giving a shit and sold a FWD econobox with the main draw being that you could own a new Mercedes under $30k. Nowadays, is there any company that isn't making turbocharged slushbox-only pigfat cars?
>>28193725I'd browse forums for recommendations, but you should be fine with anything that isnt total cheap shit. I personally used liqui moly. Just make sure its the correct weight. Almost anything will be better than the 10 year old fluid currently in there.
>>28193725Redline MTL 75W80
>>28191083there is one common denominator within your listed groups, and that is testosterone
I find it really funny how BMW drivers often act as if critics are poor as a way to deflect when the reality is BMW is annihilated in every category by Porsche, and if they were actually rich, that is what they would buy.
>>28191645Why do you NEED a sensor when the dipstick works just fine, wrenchlet?
>>28197247This
>>28197247https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD2-4ylS80E/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheetExposed bmw drivers
>>28192349i.e. shitskinsCase in point:>>28192356
>>28191083>women hate BMWIn what universe? Here in Balkans BMW essentially secures you a harem of basic whores
>>28197854>whites ONLY drive SLOW as FUCK and match the speed of other drivers so no one can pass!!!Kek cry pussy
>>28198782>slower than a GolfKek cry shitskin
>>28199083And yet
Lol some mexican zoomer in a convertible E36 M3 complimented my M5 while at a stop light this morning then wanted to race me so I let him have it in eco mode.I'm telling you, mexicans in civics HATE BMWs, but if you see a Mexican in a BMW, they're mostly always down to run it. Mostly.
>>28199401Still using the numbers from a different car to deny reality, huh, shitskin?
What do you mean? What do the numbers actually say?
They say your niggermobile is slower than a VW.
No they don't; see >>28199401 again
Lmao, and of course he just resorts spamming his garbage pictures.
>>28200002>random numbers!>muh tires!>highway drag queen!
LOL, and of course he just resorts to spamming his ebonics
>>28200005>everything's random!!!>tires haven't changed EVER!!!>hatchbacks are GAY as FUCK, just like vws
>>28200008Keep coping and seething, shitskin.You'll never post hands and your car will always be slower than a Golf.
>>28200010Keep crying and sneeding, shitskin.You'll never have a car, and my car is faster than the fastest golf by a HUGE margin. The r stands for "rice"" by the way lol
>>28200011Rice, like wrapping your downpipes but not the turbos, or manifolds? Especially when you say it's for "heat", on a hot-V engine?KEKYou will always be a sad shitskin.
>>28200012Kek i wrapped the downpipes because I replaced the double walled stock cats with singled walled pipes, which causes excess heat on cylinders 4 and 8. The turbine housing and manifold aren't being replaced and don't need to be wrapped stock. Kek fuckin carless dumbass
>>28200014So you still wrapped the cooler part, farther from the engine block/heads, and not the hottest parts, closest to the block/heads.lollmaoFucking ricer shitskin.
>>28200018The downpipes literally go right behind cylinders 4 and 8 you fucking retard lol and heat isn't an issue with the exhaust manifold or turbine housing on S63 builds lolFucking ricelet carless shitskin
>>28200021So heat isn't an issue from the turbine housings or manifolds (the hottest parts of the exhaust) right up against the heads, but the heat from the downpipes is?lol
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=f10+m5+exhaust+manifold+wraplol
>>28200026>g-google said so so it must be true!Peak niggerbrain.
>>28200027If heat from the exhaust manifold caused problems they'd surely be in that search kek fucking logiclet
>>28200028>g-google said so so it must be true!You're not very good at this.
And there's more garbage picture copespam.Like clockwork.
>>28200032No, google DOESN'T say it. Literally NO ONE has wrapped their fucking exhaust manifold on S63 builds lolHave you even modified a car before?
And there's more garbage ebonicopespam.Like COCKwork.
>>28200036Have you even taken a basic physics class before?
>>28200038https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=does+physics+say+i+should+wrap+my+f10+m5+competition+cTless+downpipes%3FWeird
Oops wrong search https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=does+physics+say+i+should+wrap+my+f10+m5+competition+exhaust+manifold%3F
>>28200041Thank you for further proving my point.
>>28200043Kek cry pussy
>>28200044Back to the old standby cope.
>>28200045>my M5 Competition being faster than your dad's car is "old standby cope!!!"
>>28200047>if I pretend hard enough, it'll come true!You're really not very bright if you think a longer time to lap a track, or a lower slalom average speed means a car is faster.
>>28200048>if I pretend hard enough, it'll come true!You're really not very bright if you think tires haven't changed EVER, and fucking LOL @ slalom that's such hatchbacklet pussy shit goddamnWe driving down a fucking ski slope or some shit?Also, see >>28199401 again
>>28200051There's the tire cope, now.
>>28200052>noooo!!! tires haven't made any technological progress EVER!!! facts are cope!!!Kek my fucking full size family (super)sedan is faster than your dad's gay littlw hatchback by a HUGE margin; get over it
>>28200055On tires from 10 years prior!And still faster!>inb4 YOUR CAR BEING FASTER THAN MY DAD'S IS COPE!!!
>>28200055>tires make the difference between a $50k, 300hp hatchback and a $120k, 600hp carEmbarrassing, really.
>>28200056My dad owns a Volvo.
>>28200063>tires make no difference at all!!Kek fucking retardAlso, no the tires DIDN'T make the difference; that's the point: my M5 is faster than your dad's gay little hatchback, ON TIRES 10 YEARS PRIOR! hahahahahahahahah goddamn hatchbscks and vwz are Ugly, Slow, and GAY as FUCKAnd the r stands for "rice," by the way
>>28191640>No oil dipstickIsn't this what everyone's doing? Mercedes dumped oil dipsticks like two decades ago since my 2004 E-Class sure as hell didn't have one.
Holy fuck you retards are embarrassing. Thread absolutely nuked by autism.
