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but #FACTS

https://youtu.be/IJJiS4C2sH0?si=e6bAT6zpduZUE7jX
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>>28195253
True, but fast bikes will
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>>28195253
Works on my machine
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>>28195253
Title should be "Expensive, USGPMT+ Narbs Won't Make You Happy"
Also, what the FUCK is he even talking about when he says that the majority of fun drives will be on tiny little gay british roads?
Pussy shoulda got an E30 325i with a huge turbo, E31 850CSi, E39 530i, E92 335i or M3 Competition, F10 M5 Competition, W124, R129, W140, W201, 1750 GT Am, Delta Integrale, 964 Carrera RS, or 997 GT3 RS
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>>28195286
Also, he doesn't know how to set his fucking side view mirrors. Guy's a retard; why would anyone listen to anything he has to say?
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>>28195253
Simplicity and light weight will make him happy.
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>>28195253
He answers his own question in the video though. Just have 2 cars, 4head.
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A fast car won't make you happy but it will make you happier than a slow car.
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>>28195286
>W124, R129, W140, W201
why the fuck are these on that list?
add e36 320i coupe
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>>28195286
>bitching on USGPMT+
>gives a list of old crap USGPMT+ instead
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>>28195253
>pos bmw
yeah I would kms too if I spent thousands on a plastic heap of trash like that
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>>28195253
Come home, white man...
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>>28195253
>Too uncompromising
Shouldn't of bought an M2 to daily.
>Too large
Go drive a fucking transit and come back.
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>>28195390
I kneel.
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>>28195253
that's honestly bullshit. Fast, fun handling cars literally make me happy.
>>28195390
this
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>>28195253
buying a soulless late model bmw to bring yourself something resembling happiness is peak ngmi npc behavior
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>was in the exact same parking space earlier today
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>>28195253
fast cars wont make me happy but it sure helps
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>>28195253
>it's a pig
>it's wide
dude it's an M2, it's not that big. Plus doesn't it have fully electronic steering, is the steering not light at low speeds?
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>>28195656
After I was born, I was driven home from the hospital in a late 1970’s Thunderbird. Yes, I am White.
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>>28195253
How the fuck would he know? He drives a BMW
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>>28195253
This guy is a complete waste of space.

>"I'm very picky about the mileage I put on this car"
Then get on a bus. What fucking nonce buys a car then doesn't want to drive it?

>"I wanted this view for my POVs"
Clout chasing, basically.

>"I'm paying all this money and I'm not getting to enjoy it"
Then go out and fucking enjoy it? Take it to the track, take it on back roads, go on road trips, fucking use the car you pillock.

>"I'm looking at potentially selling this and replacing it with ... an MX5 ... I'm just gonna go out every evening and enjoy it"
And you can do that with the M2, too? Why are you unable to take the M2 out every evening, it's fucking yours, isn't it?

>"There's less opportunities to enjoy the car"
No, you're just too afraid to enjoy it.

>"Why do they put bigger and bigger tyres on these cars? ...it's of no benefit to us on the road"
Completely disregarding the fact that the more grip you have, the faster you can stop. Not the primary reason for those tyres, obviously, but a huge fucking benefit nonetheless.

>"This car has no steering feel what so ever ... it has very little in the way of feedback"
That's a byproduct of the electric rack, rather than the speed.

>"This car has too much grip"
Buy chink shit tyres or fit thinner wheels then.

>"I think the purpose for a road car should be to make you feel like you're going really fast ... fast cars in general do the opposite"
No, it's because you bought a car that's insulated and numbed so as to be a comfortable daily driver foremost, with the capability for fast driving if needed. A fast car isn't inherently dull to drive, you've just bought the wrong fast car.

>"3rd gear, full throttle ... (Increases speed exponentially) ... Why do we have that?"
Because that's what ///M cars do? No one forced you to buy this, they do sell a 218i if that's too much for you.

>"How am I suppose to enjoy it?"
You can start by smiling, you fucking tart.

cont.
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>>28195841
cont.

>"If someone caught me doing that, I'd go to jail"
100mph is 100mph regardless of what car you're in, how fast you get there has no bearing on being arrested or not.

>"They're huge, they're really wide"
No, THAT car is huge and wide.

>"People always look at you, they draw attention ... you get sick of how much attention this thing derives"
But that's why you bought it, was it not? You admitted as much earlier in your video.

>"You can't place it, you have no idea where the ends of the car are"
Skill issue.

>"So no, fast cars won't make you happy ... actually living with these things just doesn't make much sense"
Because you're not using them for for what they're design to do. Again, take it on track days and get your fucking money's worth if you're so afraid of driving fast on the streets, you thick cunt.

>"This type of car attracts unsavoury people"
A byproduct of the it being an expensive car, not a fast car.

I agree that a Miata is most likely more fun for the street, but all I hear from this guy is cope, mainly because he's both too poor and too afraid to own this car. The car being fast isn't the problem here, it's that he bought the car for all the wrong reasons, and he doesn't know how, or is too afraid, to get the most out of it. He seems like a clout chasing bench racer with aspirations that reach higher than his abilities. He has quite a few videos talking about how to drive, but I'll be fucked if any of them show him actually being capable of putting them into practice himself. He has one single video of him barely able to keep up with a GT86 at Brands Hatch, despite having a significantly faster car. Why is someone in desperate need of a driver mod acting as an authority? No wonder he thinks fast cars aren't fun.
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>>28195253
cars bought for the wrong reasons will jot make you happy. he bought a sportier GT car made for the autobahn, not a sports car.he should have spent less money and got a 86 or Miata.
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acceleration is fun

0-60 in 6 seconds is fun and the G's you can feel

0-60 in 3 seconds? That's 3 seconds less fun.
More G's but those are greatly diminishing returns.

You'll win races, but you don't race anyone. Rarely at best.
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>>28195486
Because they're amazing cars.
e36s have garbage interiors, and I'd never recommend a 4cyl BMW, even the E30 M3. Just get an E30 325i already.
>>28195491
Wrong.
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>>28195829
He drives a fucking narb
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>>28195908
Just don't stop at 60, pussy
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>>28195752
>fun handling
that's one of the problems, he says the m2 has far too much grip to really be fun.
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>>28195910
>320i
>4cyl
anoooon.....
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>>28196001
So it's a fucking 2.0L I6? What's the point
Kek just get an E30 325i with a huge turbo or E92 335i already goddam
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>>28195656
im coming
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>>28197144
>when bank vault fucks industrial fridge
yep im thinking #based
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Buy a racecar instead. More fun. Hold value. No fear, they get beat after one weekend. Maintenance instead of loan payments.
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>>28195275
Slow bikes, too. Any bike will make you happy.
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It literally did for me though. I am happier with my faster car than I was with my slower car.
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>>28195253
Time to take the motorcycle pill.
>>28195275
FPBP
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No one here has a faster car than OP though. A new M2 is pretty damn fast especially somewhere like rural England that's all winding bumpy 30-50mph roads
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>>28195275
fpbp

Anyone who doesn't understand why somebody would ride like a jackass on a motorcycle clearly has never done said thing. It's so unbelievably fun. It turns the highway from something boring you have to deal with to something extremely exciting and fun. And then riding off road is fun. And Riding Mountain Roads is fun. And cruising the countryside, feeling the air get cool as you ride past a Shady Creek and smell the change in the air at the start of fall and have a leaf foot down and perfectly bounce off your visor and you're just missing out on the absolute best way to experience Motor Vehicles when you don't ride motorcycles.
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>>28199268
I don't want to die or be crippled for life.
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>>28199323
Learn to ride then and not be a straightlining nigger who WOTs into cars at junctions.
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>>28199332
One small mistake at speed means death or crippling injury. "Le learn to ride" is cope.
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Buy a racecar and stfu.



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