The cars don't even look bad
>>28199877>The cars don't even look badThat is incorrect, and not even subjectively.
>>28199877>The cars don't even look badanon, please stand 10 feet away from the screen and read the lowest line you can make out
>>28199877Oops. Who knew throwing money away doesn't generate it?
I've had more aesthetic shits than that car.
>>28199877I think the main effect of the ad campaign was that more of the kind of clueless rich boomers that would buy a new jag heard indians owned jaguar
>>28199877SAAR PLEASE LIKE THE NEW CAR SAAR
>>28199877>iTs ThE cOLo(u)RNo the color is the one good thing about itEverything else is shit
how many financial disasters do we need for companies to realize that antagonizing your customers isn't a good strategy?
>>28200080managers won't care. they got their bonus, time to fuck off and leech off the next.
>>28200058Every single /o/ shitpost becomes reality eventually and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
>>28200096>we should've made better shitposts
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>stop selling cars>sales drop wow go woke go broke amirite fellas
>>28200217That silly talk anon, don't be fooled. I garantee you it's the early december ad campaign that's the cause of the sales slumping since october. Not that they removed models from sale entirely.
>>28199877Jaguar before - Luxury model for entitled aristocratic snobsJaguar after - Gyrating homosexuals and neolib globalist pozThey ruined their own brand. Nobody's fault but their own.
>>28199877>jaguar doesn't make ANY cars anymore>sales dropsurely it's the controversial relaunch that is to blame, and not the fact that they literally don't make cars at the moment
>>28199877The car will never look like that. Mark my words. It'll be a self driving hybrid crossover with some design cues borrowed from that concept.I'd actually be impressed if it looked like the concept because it's straight out of Cyberpunk 2077.
>>28200326those entitled aristocratic snobs were buying bentley
>>28199877The brand will be sold to a chinese manufacturer for $1m in about 18 months time
>>28200334it will be electric only, but yeah it looks very different, they've already shown the camouflaged prototypes. it does have a somewhat long bonnet.>>28200401they've been owned by an indian company for 17 years.
>>28200447side profile has some commonality, but it's certainly not like a two door shooting brake.
>>28200447>they've been owned by an indian company for 17 yearsYes but the jeets paid 2.3 billion so figure on a 2.2billy loss for the streetshitters
>>28200450i'm sure land rover is profitable, jaguar has just been bleeding money for like 50 years anyway
>>28200449the cybertruck was probably the first and only time a production car looked like its concept renderings. even if you like those cgi models jaguar ""unveiled,"" the actual cars will inevitably end up barely resembling them
>>28199877They didn't even put the jag statue on.
>>28199877Wtf? Hippies and Niggers aren't buying Luxury cars?
>>28200536I mean, lets be honest about black people at least...
>>28199887FPBPTook the words right from my fingers.
>>28199877>The cars don't even look badWe understand you can't way to get into your fagmobile, OP.
>>28200520>the cybertruck was probably the first and only time a production car looked like its concept renderings.the production cybertruck looks nothing like the concept.
>>28200536Why is yoda there
>>28199877>sales drop>after halted sale of five existing models>somehow this supposed to be a surprise
>>28199877just make this, but reliable
im sick of aluminum crate styling its gay as fuck
>>28200087Probably sell stock right before their "relaunch" and buy it back when it hits its lowest point.
>>28200096Yeah
>>28200096This also happened
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>>28199888Not OP but it does legit look good.
>>28200908>Not OP but it does legit look good.
>>28199877Headline and especially the picture are clickbait. Obviously a car company that isn't making cars isn't going to sell cars. This is not news and it's not surprising.The Type 00 looks like a ladies electric shaver, it's full of retarded gimmicks, devoid of innovation, the interior is fucking horrific for a luxury, and it's not going to be produced anyway. It was the worst kind of corporate waste. They wasted time, manpower, the news cycle, and money on something that damaged the brand and will never bring in a nickel of additional revenue. The worst part is that they've effectively jettisoned their existing customer profile while not really filling out who the new Jag customer is going to be. They've shown us 1 car that they immediately clarified that they would not be making and basically nothing else.
>>28199877>"hey dealers, we're stopping making cars for a while, but you can have this stockpile of cars we have built up for the time being, you can sell these for now">dealers slowly but steadily sell those to keep afloat, curse jag but keep hope that brand revamp will be good>"hey dealers, so we kinda sorta publically announced our inevitable bankruptcy">dealers lose all hope and go panic mode>stockpile stops selling because jag is about to go full saabon one hand, fuck the dealerson another, fuck, jaguar, you didn't have to go THAT savage on them
>>28200897holy shit
>>28199877I'm not even autistic about car appearances. I have low standards, and even I think these cars are hideous.
