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Hammond is getting a divorce :-/
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>Stop travelling abroad for work and return home
>Wife realizes ur a massive twat
Many such cases
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>/o/ - Tabl/o/id
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DESU THAT'S A REALLY LONG TIME FOR A MANLET
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>>28200953
HAHA, THAT'S RIGHT, EVEN MY LONGEST MARRIAGE, WITH MY THIRD WIFE ONLY LASTED 7 YEARS - Dale

Sent from my iPad via Tapatalk
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>>28200910
i wonder what's the science for what marriages seemingly just end out of nowhere. 28 years? seemed like it should've lasted until death. how do presidents stay married for so long?

keep in mind, Bill Clinton got BLOWN behind his wife's back. Hillary is still with him.
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>>28200953
i always wonder, when people get divorced after 20+ years, were they perfectly happy and content for 18 years and then things fell apart at the end? or is it usually that there's friction and resentment the whole time and finally a point comes where they've had enough?
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>>28200968
He was away filming for 28 years, now GT ended he's hanging round the house 23hours a day annoying his wife.
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>>28200968
Probably 90% of the time the absurdity of being famous and able to pull 20 year old pussy just saws back and forth on your last nerve when interacting with an unfuckable elderly wife. Just like normal interpersonal difficulties are probably amplified 100x with that level of imbalance.
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>>28200964
great news honey im retired now ill be home a lot more
...i want a divorce
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Isn't Clarkson on his third marriage now or something?
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>>28200996
yeah but he left them
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>>28200910
>his story of how his wife yelled at him not to die when he was in coma and how he somewhat got it and choose to returned to life
that dude had a loving wife and it seems like they part as friends.
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>>28200968
thoose usually lasted 20 years due to kids, work, shared loans that had to be paid and and a desire to make it work.
once the business part of the deal is over and the lust is gone its natural for many to just end it. they often function better for their family this way instead of being grumpy boomers who constantly fight.
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>>28200974
>able to pull 20 year old pussy
Do you think he ever fucked his daughter’s friends?
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yikes
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>>28200964
bill clinton also raped and ate children with his wife sooo...
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>>28200964
Hillary is a calculating automaton who puts the needs of the party ahead of the individual. Not a single cold vein in her body heated up when Bill's affair with Monica became national news.
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>>28201043
wood berry desu, she seems fun
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>>28201034
if they made porn it would be just normal
>>28201043
if these two made porn it would be labeled as granny or GILF and kinda cringe
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this is why I am slowly gaslighting and burning all the bridges of my future wife
FORCE her to be with me for the financial support

fuck she gonna do? go work at a grocery store? yeah right....
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>>28201080
>fuck she gonna do?
leave you and take half of everything you have + alimony if your country does that
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>>28201081
yeah, and explain to me how that will happen once I prove I am the main breadwinner of the family and I bought everything and its under my name?
no child support bullshit where I live
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>>28201088
those are all marital assets
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>>28201088
>Keep her quality of life

Look up divorce lawyers and ask that.
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>>28201100
I already contacted every lawyer in my country, now she cant be one of their clients
checkmate

I watched sopranos you know
>>28201095
tell that to the law
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>>28201106
>>tell that to the law
she will
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>>28200910
Who fucking cares? What's with those faggots worshipping the Top Gear idiots?
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>>28201110
post ring benchwedder
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>>28201113
i cant this is a blue board
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>>28201080
why tf do you want an old hag around you with zero sex drive, a dried up pussy, a complete money drain and nothing but negative comments 24/7?
divorce was invented for a reason
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She's going to take Oliver, isn't she?
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>>28200973
He owns a car restoration shop and had to sell off many of his high end cars to fund it all. I have a feeling he's out of money, he's asked her to fix the books because she was a CPA, and she sees horrible with money and business. She sees them heading toward bankruptcy because he is setting fire to all of their money in retirement.
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>>28201176
>had to sell off many of his high end cars to fund it all
First time watching reality TV?
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>>28200968
9/10 long relationships ending is because the kids are old enough/debt is cleared and the love was lost 8 years ago. 1/10 is some explosive event like cheating
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>>28201112
Those 3 faggots being idiots with each other were the sole reason why Top Gear was popular to begin with. No one really cared about the cars, it was all about seeing 3 guys just being guys with each other, specially in today's day and age where men being men is a horrible thing, and they should instead be Nu-Males, Basedbois, Gays, pick your term.
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>>28201173
Weren't they taking Oliver back to Botswanna or something for a Grand Tour special?
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>>28201181
It wasn't even on reality TV it was just on that failed legacy channel DriveTribe on Youtube which only he has any involvement with now.
Speaking of which however, NTA but I think James May may also be feeling the financial pinch as he has been pushing his gin quite aggressively and seems to be a generic youtuber these days.
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>>28201245
>James May may also be feeling the financial pinch
i mean he appeared in a fucking donut video some time ago
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>>28201245
>>28201248
The only one making money right now is Clarkson. Who would've thought that a show about an idiot on a farm would make more money than whatever the fuck they did with the LotR rights.
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>>28200964
Idk I've fucked two girls and my wife knows and she hasn't divorced me. Getting your dick sucked isn't that big of a deal tbqhwy.
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>>28201254
>Who would've thought that a show about an idiot on a farm would make more money than whatever the fuck they did with the LotR rights.
i think this has more to do with the fact that clarkson was the real star of top gear because he was the actually charismatic one and that just translates to whatever else he attempts. also the lotr show was just a gay piece of shit. literally.
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>>28200910
His latest show is just wheeler dealers without Edd China
Anyways James May show seems even less promising being 'boring men'
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>>28201267
like i said here
>>28201262
hammond and may were just punching bags for clarkson. they arent interesting enough on their own.
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>>28201262
The star of Clarkson's Farm is fucking Kaleb. Clarkson has his fanbase make no mistake, but everyone is there just to see a country bumpkin call him an idiot. The same country bumpkin who thinks his son is a foreigner because he was born in a hospital the next county over.

Thinking about both franchises, Kaleb does seem like he would fit as a hobbit. I guess that explains where Tolkien got them from.
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>>28201275
>he star of Clarkson's Farm is fucking Kaleb
i wouldnt know i havent actually watched any of clarksons farm. i was going off of top gear and grand tour.
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>>28201282
You're missing out, it's better than 90% of any other shit out there, it swings between comedy (The aformetioned country bumpkin calling Clarckson an idiot because he's fucking up) and being anti-government.

Clarkson is genuinely getting constantly fucked with permits, regulations, inspections, enviromental laws, etc. They literally have a character whose sole job is explaining all of the legal minutia that they need to get through in order to build something on your own land. At one point he shows up just to explain to Clarkson that he needs a permit to get rid of dirt on his own land, and I do mean dirt. Like, moving earth from an excavation, and just moving it someplace else. On your own land.
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>>28201295
>They literally have a character whose sole job is explaining all of the legal minutia
>mfw
>Like, moving earth from an excavation, and just moving it someplace else. On your own land.
this sounds very nubri'ish to me
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>>28201295
I've seen it. It's meh
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>>28201181
but the shop isnt for a tv show
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>>28201395
All the drama and story is though
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>>28201396
what
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>>28201397
Are you unaware there is a 3 season TV show about his car restoration business?
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>>28201254
>The only one making money right now is Clarkson.

oh no no no...
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Huh. I thought he was the gay one.
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>>28200964
Daily reminder Hilldawg very unironically only started fucking Bill again after his affair after he agreed to start bombing Kosovo.
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>>28201301
I liked the part in the latest series when he had to negotiate with the farm next door about putting his goats on their land, and it turns out his farm manager is also their farm manager, so the farm manager (who is the person you mentioned, and who is always the straight man) hops over the boundary and negotiates against himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhiDfKSg4J4

Also Gerald being incomprehensible (sometimes through editing) is a fun running joke.
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>>28201421
how. did he literally just blow it all on bullshit? how can you be on the verge of bankruptcy when youve had 20+ years of smmoth sailing and earning money out the ass?
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>>28201470
>how can you be on the verge of bankruptcy when youve had 20+ years of smmoth sailing and earning money out the ass
Lifestyle creep.
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Hahahahaha you could have been a famous TV personality but if you're a manlet you'll be rejected and cheated on. It's so fucking over for people below 6 ft.
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>>28201421
That's the pub you idiot, we're talking about the show. Stars setting up customer service businesses like restaurants and bar and them failing because the start in question has no idea how to run them is suck a cliche, it should be on a bingo card.
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>>28201473
>Lifestyle creep
i cant even feel sorry for these people
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>>28201475
wait until you look up tom brady's height
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>>28201475
I guarantee the head injury and subsequent mental issues from the first crash has been hell on their marrige,if you see him off the script on camera he's very clearly a bit off his rocker.
I think this was the biggest reason, that and the rimac crash which probably made him even worse.
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>Richard Hammond has announced he’s separated from his wife of 23 years, with reports he’s been sleeping in a converted barn on his family’s castle estate.
>The Sun understands that newspaper columnist Mindy, 59, demanded the divorce after a source claimed she “wanted him gone”.
>But she is also said to have asked for a share in their horses, their grade II listed Bollitree Castle estate and an annual stipend of £500,000

J U S T F U C K M Y S H I T U P
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>>28201524
id have that bitch living in the horse trailer with enough money to dress up as a street-corner whore.
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>>28201421
>oh no no no...
It sounds like they refused to retire and are lighting their fortunes aflame in failing business ventures.
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>>28201540
>I made a lot of money doing thing
>hey why not buy a restaurant!
I believe people working in finance refer to these types as "Sophisticated Idiots"
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>>28201454
Yeah people forget that politicians stay married because they're pairings of probably genuinely evil individuals that don't really take offense to stuff, just view things as transactions
.>>28201508
You mean Tom Cruise? Brady is well over 6 feet tall.
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>>28201080
Seems healthy.
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>>28201043
9/10 in Britain.
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>>28200964
the fame has died off a bit and the kids are old enough
>>28201528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-flg868deo
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>>28201524
Splitting assets is one thing but
>Annual stipend of half a million
Fuck.
That.
Shit.
Nigga
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>>28201524
>grade II listed Bollitree Castle estate
Now *this* is how you burn through money. Nobody should buy a "listed" anything in the UK unless they're an actual billionaire, and even then buyer beware. Absurd waste of money.
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>>28201034
Damn, wouldn't mind him being my father-in-law
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>>28201769
what's the downfall with buying a listed building? i mean as long as you don't want to touch it, it should be fine right?
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>>28201232
>in today's day and age where men being men is a horrible thing, and they should instead be Nu-Males, Basedbois, Gays
bro JUST started watching "feminist owned" youtube videos lmfao
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>>28201043
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https://youtu.be/4CTSf1QRk9w?t=1m

Fuck it's real now
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>>28201790
>what's the downfall with buying a listed building
Buyer is responsible for *all* needed repairs/restorations. This means that whoever "maintains" listed buildings (i forget what they're called) can wait till one sells, then oopsie, time for an inspection! Looks like you need tens of millions (and up) in repairs that we ignored until you bought the property!
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>>28200910
Based and fuck women especially divorcing cunts
>>28200938
At least my dog and mum are happy to see me lol
>>28201004
Based Clarkson I left my two ex's
Guess I'm more similar to him than I realised
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>>28201043
Based I hope he broke it off he's daughters cute just go with her lol she loves cars she's like a mini version of him she's actually a good host on drivetribe
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>>28201311
Cityfag? I'm a rural Aussie guy I love it!
Went out near chipping Norton road tripping to Stonehenge once was comfy
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>Clarkson loses his Top Gear gig in the aftermath of losing his mom and going through a divorce
>Hammond is becoming more and more unhinged as time goes on
JUST
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>>28201858
mayGODS... we won...
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>>28201198
>the love was lost 8 years ago.
They were together for 28 years, I'd say any and all love was lost 26 years ago at best bub...
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>>28200910
Guess he stopped whitening his teeth.
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>>28201873
Permission to say, "Oh cock!"
May was always my favorite.
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>>28201546
im buying a house this year. after that all id ever want is stupid useless shit or literally just a few trips id like to make. boggles the mind how these midwits are able to completely destroy their wealth like that. if i were any of them id sit on my ass doing nothing for the rest of my life. maybe buy a big warehouse and lease it as a safety net then buy a few stupid things like a demilled m60a1 or a cobra to fuck around on weekends but thats it. zero sympathy for these idiots.
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>>28201520
>6'4 guy has mental issues
OMG I can fix him, he just needs some help
>5'8 guy has mental issues
Divorce. Throw him in the trash
>>28201508
Ok but you can't deny that manlets get cucked more on average. There will always be exceptions.
Plus Tom Brady dedicated his career to football which had effects on his family life.
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>>28202344
>Ok but you can't deny that manlets get cucked more on average.
They don't. Stop subscribing to that blackpill some dork made up because he got burned by some cunt.
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>>28202364
>They don't.
>If I just say it, it's true!
It's common fuckin sense. Less attractive people have a tougher time in the world. Not just with relationships, but with career, with emotional stability, how people treat you, etc.
And actually height is the biggest factor in attractiveness, not even your face.
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>>28202344
I usually rip on short people, mostly mexicans but I would never rip on old hammond for it, not cool.
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>>28201013
>hear wife shouting at you in coma
>brain says "fuck this shit i don't need this" and leaves the building
>die
More realistic turn of events
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>>28201232
>No one really cared about the cars, it was all about seeing 3 guys just being guys with each other, specially in today's day and age where men being men is a horrible thing
You sound like a genuine faggot raised by a failure of a single mother. I feel slightly disgusted to even share this board with a pathetic pussy like you.
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>>28201311
Apparently Bong farmers really like it because it portrays farming better than most serious farming shows
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>>28202371
Actually, perceived fitness is the biggest element. Height is second tho.
A 5'10 fitizen will be treated better than a 6'4 fatty on average.
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>>28201524
>But she is also said to have asked for a share in their horses, their grade II listed Bollitree Castle estate and an annual stipend of £500,000
LMAO
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>>28202793
I can confirm this is true
t. 5’11 fitizen
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>>28202793
>Actually, perceived fitness is the biggest elemen
>A 5'10 fitizen will be treated better than a 6'4 fatty
This is 50% manlet cope. Yes a grotesquely fat tall person will be treated worse but in general the fatty can become at least normal looking by losing weight. He has better potential... And hell, lots of women will just date a fat ogre looking 6'4 guy but never look at a 5'10 guy even if he looks attractive and fit.
You can pass on height genes to your children. Your fitness cannot be.
Women, just like men, value traits that their partners can pass to their offspring.
>>28202491
Im not ripping on him, but the truth is in our increasingly superficial society Richard hammond couldn't have survived in today's world. He would not even have gotten married, hell even if he did, he would have gotten cheated on in the first 5 years.
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>>28200910
Who's ass is she looking at?
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>>28203050
>This is manlet cope
It was even tested.
Ultimately female preference is nuanced and general attraction trends suggest it is like this in order of attraction:
>Fitness
>Height
>Face
>Frame (i.e proportional aesthetics)
You've got people like Ethan Ralph who are 5'4 obese men with two kids, it's joever if you think you should give up on women entirely because you're under 6'2.
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>>28203085
>just bullshitting
Why is it that every single female organism in the animal kingdom chooses genetics but human female women value "fitness" kek.
Gymcel cope to the extreme
Btw no matter how hard you gymcel someone 5 inches taller than you could beat you up without any training. no gym for your height.
If you're not morbidly obese, the fitness should be at the bottom of things that matter.
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>>28203098
>value genetics
Genetics manifest in completely different ways and animals do not have metatextual information as to what physical traits are advantageous long term. You think there'd be a billion fucking 5'5 Indians running around if women sat around all day thinking about how to minmax their wombs?
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>>28203050
>You can pass on height genes to your children. Your fitness cannot be.
Lanklet cope. Fitness is a sign of high testosterone, fast metabolism and general good health and wellbeing which can be passed on to your children. You could argue traits like discipline to get fit must be taught but obviously a fitizen has that discipline and is more likely to teach it to potential offspring than the 6’4 potbelly cuck. Men 5’10 to 5’11 are taller than 90% of women and are generally better proportioned than 6foot plus lankoids, and don’t look like they’re compensating for height like the jacked 5’6 manlets do.
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>>28203131
Not to mention regression to the mean: i.e being tall does not guarantee every child you have will also be tall (t. 4" shorter than dad, 12" shorter than uncles).
But generally speaking I've only ever seen manlets claim that NOTHING matters but height, as if virtually the entire world wasn't people between 5'6 and 6' until 100 years ago and the population didn't collapse into tribes of women waiting for a 6'5 guy to have children with.
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>hammond crashed a lot and nearly died once, proved he cannot handle fast cars unless they're designed to never take corners (muscle cars)
>may also crashed a few times and got injured, though less so. but outside of the BBC, his work is generic and dry. just compare his workshop series to his Japan series, the latter is just incredibly boring and doesn't play to his strengths
>clarkson almost never crashed at all, or at least never got injured. still making hit TV
they couldn't even insure hammond for cars btw, pic related.
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>>28200964
>Bill Clinton
If you have a high enough sex drive your wife will naturally start tolerating concubines
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>>28203813
Hil can't be mad about a bj. You know she ain't doing it. Imagine the shit Bill got into with Epstein.
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>>28203114
>You think there'd be a billion fucking 5'5 Indians running around if women sat around all day thinking about how to minmax their wombs?
An indian woman in some village having 13 kids with some 5'5 indian male doesn't have a dating app that can get her access to 6'4 chadjeet at a moments notice.
The whole reason we're having this discussion is because of rampant hypergamy in the west enabled by tinder/social media/dating apps, and general feminism that have inflated women's standards.
There is also a strict enforcement of monogamy in india and poor countries, but monogamy is breaking down in the west. Nowadays it's common for the top 20% of men to have harems of 80% of girls. Maybe not at the same time, but a sort of revolving door.
TLDR women dont have to think about minmaxing what goes in their womb, because tinder does it for them. And indeed many women would rather die alone nowadays than date or marry a below average man.
>>28203131
>Lanklet cope
Nope, im a manlet actually pointing out the obvious
Whatever you say about being a 5'10 fitizen can be applied to a 6'4 chad, which is the point. taller has more potential.
You can certainly have some more testosterone as a shorter 5'10 guy, but you'll NEVER have the overall potential of a 6'4 guy in terms of strength endurance etc
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>>28201049
>Not a single cold vein in her body heated up when Bill's affair with Monica became national news.
keked
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>>28200910
men who produce only female children are basically gays.
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>>28203211
theyre just stunt drivers
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>>28201106
>I already contacted every lawyer in my country, now she cant be one of their clients
i fucking guarantee this is just movie bullshit, like the whole
>if you're a cop you have to tell me
nonsense
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>>28200938
kek

I never really liked those fat england boomers that much anyway

TOP GEAR USA with Tanner = THE BEST TOP GEAR
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>>28203838
A literal fucking soimale on the right
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>>28203838
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>>28203838
Top Gear USA is quite literally the most cringe and embarassing thing we've ever done in the US. The only way to make it worse is if they made it with liberal tendencies in mind and one of those faggoty hosts was a black amputee lesbian woman.
I'd prefer we just start bombing women and children in a school on another country, and own it, than watching Top Gear USA
I'd prefer more school shootings to happen in the US instead of Top Gear USA
I'd prefer Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and all of those rich guys get richer while the poor get poorer than watch Top Gear USA
I'll take more homeless encampments on the streets of mayor cities all over the US rather than watch Top Gear USA
I'll take more immigrants and refugees making life even harder than it is in the country than allow more of the faggotry that is Top Gear USA.
Hell, if I actually watched Top Gear USA, id' sooner admit to liking midget gay porn, some womanly garbage like real housewives or the kardashians, or the fucking VinWiki youtube channel before I'd admit to watching Top Gear USA
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>>28200910
>tonight on the grand tour solo
>hammond phones it in for a paycheck
>hammond phones it in for a paycheck
>and i (richard hammond) phone it in for a paycheck
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Someone make a JUST edit
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>>28200910

is good or is bad i have never met mindy

i assume it is bad as never had wife but that is just me

daughters are
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>>28203822
i think this was just a skit from 2016
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>>28205056
It is. Hammond is the one who's genuinely hard to insure because of the crashes.
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>>28205059
surely this wasnt a problem before the rimac, how can he be at fault for the rocket car crash?
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>>28203838
It's actually funny to think in retrospect but later Top Gear USA seasons (where they only did challenges) was effectively the prototype to what the Grand Tour would become.
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>>28203050
fat ugly 6'4" guy here, can confirm
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>>28203838
>let's make a show with literally the exact same challenges and skits that normal top gear did 5 years ago, except with american accents
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>>28200964
>i wonder what's the science for what marriages seemingly just end out of nowhere. 28 years? seemed like it should've lasted until death.
My parents divorced at 31 years. There's a bunch of little things that added up in the end, but TlDr my Mom retired early due to chronic illness and didn't want to spend her last years with a fat, autistic sociopath (he is morbidly obese and has shared his recent Autism and ASPD diagnosis with my brother and I) that refused to also retire.
>>28200910
>Clarkson divorced twice
>Hamster divorced
>Stigs wife shot herself in the back of the head twice
Based May always one step ahead
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>>28205066
He's has other crashes besides the rimac and the jet powered dragster. Those are just the most nearly lethal ones.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gp4zufqjKQk

He has a cute tomboy daughter should just ack the ex wife and start again with her
>You look fetching
Lol major incest vibes here bros
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Drivetribe progression

>Clarkson Hammond and May on youtube
>Hammond and May on youtube
>Hammond on youtube
>Some paki no one has ever heard of on youtube
>Some paki no one has ever heard of but with Hammond's name in every title and face on every thumbnail despite him not being in the video at all
>Hammond's irritating daughter on youtube
[YOU ARE HERE]
>Hammond's wife uploading subtly erotic videos of the horses she's totally not fucking after she gets the channel in the divorce
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>>28205464
Find one flaw with blowing fat loads in your daughter if you're practicing safe sex. She's basically a barely altered copy of your wife but younger.
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>>28205482
Keep it in your pants, Abdullah.
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>>28205474
Also in the middle of that:
>video title is "CLARKSON'S [etc. etc. Clarkson does not appear in the video]"
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>>28205482
Holy based /o/cest bro

I totally would desu hard to keep my hands off my mom's fat tattas
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>>28200964
My grandparents divorced when they were like 65
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>>28201837
oof. in that case if i were filthy rich i'll stay in a comfy little cottage with a fully kitted workshop either attached or just right next to the house where i'll then be known as that guy that is always doing something in his garage at 1 am
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>>28200910
I've seen a video of Hammond going on a road trip with his wife and she just comes off as a cunt. She's constantly making fun of him and saying his dick's small and he just tries to laugh it off like a cuck.
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>>28200938
She was waiting for him to stop bringing in the income... It was as soon as his income stopped that she realized the pot was ripe for profit taking and slit his throat.
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>>28201546
Rather than invest in stocks, they put it into the only form of real estate that depreciates in value. Lmoa
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>>28203114
The Indian species reproduces through ritual gang rape.
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>>28206962
i bet he doesnt have a small dick shes just a slut
t. 7" manlet 5ft11
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>>28205493
seething incestlet
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>>28201524
>annual stipend of £500,000
Bitch needs a one time stipend of a bullet to the head and dumped in the thames.
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>>28205474
>Hammond's wife's beastforums sextapes
I'm leaking already
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>>28201524
oh no what if she trips and fallls x_x rip
does that mean the divorce doesnt go on then
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>>28201454
>he agreed to start bombing Kosovo
this would make any girl wanna fuck you
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>>28207493
>t. 7" manlet 5ft11
me too wanna dock?
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>>28204408
I actually liked Top Gear USA. t: yuropoor
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>>28207055
Lol dumb bitch shit her alimony and child support in the face then.
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>>28207538
nah im straight whats your girth
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>>28201295
>Clarkson is genuinely getting constantly fucked with permits, regulations, inspections, enviromental laws, etc.
That's just the script to sell the show. Anyone with half an interest in running a farm could figure 90% of the shit out in an afternoon themselves, much less Clarkson who has the whole crew telling him how not to break the law
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>>28205493
You will never be white

https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?si=hWcWU9P5e-okH0O0
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>>28209402
>That's just the script to sell the show
No that is exactly how bongland operates, almost everything is illegal and if it isn't, it needs a permit
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>>28203838
i sincerely hope this is just bait.
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>>28205399
>Stigs wife shot herself in the back of the head twice
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>>28201540
>>28201546
>>28201982
>>28207486
You guys don't get it now do you? It's not about saving money, it's about retirement, and what it means.

To people like us, whether you're minimum wage or making 100K+ a year, we're all paying thousands a month to survive in the modern age. Rent/mortage, food, utilities, internet, small luxuries like takeout, big luxuries like a brand new cell phone, etc. so the dream of retirement is not doing that. The dream of retirement for us is no longer working, having enough money squirreled away so we can stop worrying about that, buying a small bungalow in a tropical island/country where the exchange rate favors your stacks of cash, and just relax on the beach drinking margaritas. Or some other version of that.

Those guys got to live the life almost everyone would envy, got paid millions of dollars to drive fast cars and engage in the 90s version of shitposting in real life, they got to rub shoulders with celebrities, fuck any woman they wanted, traveled the world, have millions of people loving them for anything and everything they do, and in general never had to worry about money. So now that they're retired, the last thing they wanna do is that. That was their rat race. They don't want to go back, and just sitting on your hands is boring. So what do they do? they do the Forest Gump thing. They found menial work (mowing the football field) that they can do for free because they can afford to, just to stave off boredom.
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>>28209749
>have millions of people loving them for anything and everything they do
This still is an enigma. This fucking stupid show where they destroyed cars for no reason was somehow revered by so many faggots who still quote them as automobile authorities.
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>>28209749
>They found menial work (mowing the football field) that they can do for free because they can afford to, just to stave off boredom.
apparently its not that easy if theyre all bleeding money like stuck pigs
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>>28209765
>t. Moris Marina owners club president
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>>28209833
Cool with me. That's a hell of a lot better than being you, prostrated at the feet of faggot e-celebs.
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>>28209839
>e-celebs
Retard.
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>>28209844
>noooooooooo they were on TV!!!!! That's totally different from e-celebs!!!!
Same shit, you cattle.
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>>28209848
>brain-rotted zoomer doesn't know what words mean
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>>28209839
Never really realised it before, but fastback Marinas actually look pretty fuckin' cool.
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>>28209881
Used e-celeb since we were talking about their recent internet endeavors faggot worshipper.
>>28209909
I think all those small coupes look great.
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>>28209920
>Used e-celeb since we were talking about their recent internet endeavors faggot worshipper.
You're still wrong and stupid.
Stay mad.
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>>28209776
What's the difference between them bleeding money on their unprofitable farm/restaurant hobby and you bleeding money on your unprofitable hentai hobby?
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>>28209920
>a...amazon prime is on the internet so they're technically e-celebs!
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>>28210275
uh oh the bot broke
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>>28209920
normies know about top gear and at least jeremy clarkson. so they're not e-celebs. e-celebs are people only known by people who haven't touched grass in the past week.
>>28210275
because their restaurant/hobby farm can one day turn a profit. most businesses aren't profitable the first few years.
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>>28205399
Your mum did the right thing.
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>>28200962
i still don't even know what tapatalk is
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>>28210649
By not aborting him? I disagree.
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>>28209931
>>28210280
>heh you've used the wrong word while disparaging my idol, you're done!!!
Shut the fuck lapdogs.
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>>28205295
You say this sarcastictly, but you need to realize this is exactly what big media companies used to do. It's only in recent years, like the last 6-7 years or so, that normies realized shit's better on the original format and just started tracking down the original show instead of the milquetoast americanized version of it.

This is what led things like Squid Game to be so popular in the US, 10 years ago some company like HBO would've just bought the rights to it, westernized it, and made their own version, so that Games of Thrones losers could have something else to justify their HBO subscriptions.
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>>28204408
but i like top gear usa
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>>28200938
>stop traveling abroad
>wife can't keep fucking her gym instructor behind your back with you there all the time
>divorce
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>>28200910
and can somebody explain LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
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>>28211896
Did you try googling his name?
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>>28211906
the burden of information is on the person making the time wasting thread about somebody nobody who isn't terminally online and obsessed with youtube ecelebs would know
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>>28211560
>zoom zoom attempts to shit on someone
>looks like a huge retard
>FUCK YOU GUYS SHUT UP
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>>28211909
>the burden of information
Doesn't exist, you can't just manipulate "burden of proof" to your liking you miserable zoomer faggot.
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>>28211918
sorry, trevor, nobody cares about the day to day minutia of your favorite youtube eceleb
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>>28211560
>>28211909
>>28211927
>i saw other people use <word> to insult people they don't like so I will use <word> to insult people I don't like without having any idea what <word> means or if it's applicable
If you don't know who Hammond is what the fuck are you doing on /o/?
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>>28211918
Anon you're being trolled.
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>>28201520
He seems rather intelligent and just as charismatic as ever. Not entirely sure where you got this idea from.
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>>28203050
>>28203085
Then how come I get to be 6’4, fit, AND a 26 yo virgin?
Checkmate atheists!
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>>28201043
I bet she is like
>Yup I can do much better than him
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>>28212977
clarkson and may mention it
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>>28212388
>you have to know who my favorite eceleb is!!! you just have to like and subscribe!!!
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>>28203083
Men aging like fine wine, women like milk
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