The worst vehicle that ever existed in the history of automobiles
I've seen quite a few of these in my flyover. i'm surprised with how many are already on the road. i like them, because its proof that Elon Musk isn't your average car company CEO. no conventional automaker would've ever let this enter concept phase, let alone production.its a manifestation of a child's inner imagination. the car itself may not be very good, but i like what it represents.
>>28203428whistlin diesels one literally fell apart>muh baja modemade it strip axles and die even faster
>>28203437hes south african jewish homer simpson
>>28203428No. That would be the '24 chargerCybertruck is a close second, itself closely followed by the yugo
>>28203428Name one better truck
>>28203428>buy an $80,000 meme car so people turn their heads and talk shit>they do exactly that on constant basis>they even complain about it on the internet, totally unprompted, to total strangers>live rent free in their heads for monthsKing shit tbdesu
>>28203524Ford Ranger
>>28203529Not even close to being half as good or useful as a cybertruck
>>28203524I'll do one better, a list of trucks better than the CyberJeet (TM):>Land Cruiser 70>Toyota Tacoma>Toyota Tundra>Toyota Hilux>Ford F-Series>Ford Ranger>Ford Maverick>Any Ram Truck>Any Silverado/Sierra>Chevy Colorado>Nissan Frontier>Nissan Titan>Izuzu D-Max>Volkswagen Amarok>Ineos Grenadier Quartermaster>Even the Jeep Gladiator
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>>28203529Based>>28203539RETARD
>>28203557>he thinks the maverick is a truckOpinion discarded
>>28203631Well it's not like the CT is a truck either.
I don't care. It's an ugly retarded piece of shit I hate Elon faggot but it's cool. It's different and experimental and better than every econobox faggot car or oversized pavement princess "truck".
people that drive these are toxic narcissists and have to be the center of attention regardless if it's good or bad. so just stop talking about the cybertruck and let it fall into the dustbin of history
>>28203539$0.03 USD has been deposited to your account.
>>28203529>Not V8Couldn't you say F150?
>>28204298>no V8Only for those unwilling
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>>28203428Hey guys, an/o/n hereAccidentally uploaded a photo of my favorite carI meant to use picrelI'm anti-trans btw
>>28203557Forgot the Santa fe
>>28203428These will be worth millions when Tesla goes bankrupt
>>28203428never owned myself but i keep hearing horror stories of german premium 2,0 that eats 4 liters of motor oil per thousand kilometer
>>28203428I thank god everyday this piece of shit isn't allowed to be sold in Europe
>>28203557Based and true
>>28203845>its coolIt looks like a childrens drawing, and is>it's better than econoboxes and pavement princessesIn what way? Economy cars are cheap, and thats their whole purpose. Be cheap and get you there. But even new trucks designed for urbanites that will never use the useless ass 4.8' bed if they could are still more useful than the cybertruck, which is at best an open topped suv eith a tiny bed and little space
>>28203428>>28204583
>>28203845Your kind of "cool and different" is looking like shit just for the sake of looking like shit?
>>28204490Tesla is gonna become the biggest corporation in the world by far when they launch their Optimus and replace all the wagies
I'm no fan of teslas, but it most definitely is not the worst car of all time, I bet a lot of you claiming that would much rather a cybertruck over whatever I happen to drive.
>>28203428I went to a Concours d'Elegance that had one of these on display for some bizarre reason. Up against cars that were up to 100 years old. It was the only one there that had rust on it.
Teslafags please explain https://youtu.be/Wb2gOo_DJK0
>>28204746Truck was sabotaged before the video. Plenty of those fake videos trying to discredit the cybertruck going around
>>28204762Ehat is there to discredit? It's a hideous meme machine by design
>>28204778I don't know if it's companies like Ford that are salty the Cybertruck is lights years further than their shitty lightning but there is a clear interest in discrediting what is the best electric truck in the world
>>28204783By what metric?
>>28204762rope asap
>>28203528No one looks at them anymore. People that drive those abominations want to be looked at. The only time I even notice them is when I roll down my window to inform them that their car is rusting. Or to park nowhere near it in case it catches fire.
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>>28203439He's literally the richest African-American in history Put some respek on his name bruh
>>28204823You first. I have an amazing cybertruck to enjoy
>>28204840>drive 10 miles>search for charging station begins>cope eternally because you spent so much on a cosplay meme vehicle Have fun bro lmao
>>28204840Literally why. I'm at a loss for why people buy these. It's certainly not for it's looks, and price to performance isn't as good as the rivians. The ford lightnings are at least comparable in real world performance but cost a lot less, while being more useful. I really don't get the appeal
>>28204890>It's certainly not for it's looksIt's literally only for looks. They buy it as a "look at me mobile". It's the equivalent of wearing that Balenciaga bullshit.
>>28204607The only thing surprising is that the frontier could actually tow something more than three times its weight
>>28203524VW Caddy
>>28203446>yugoPeople that hate on the yugo have no idea what abominable shitboxes did the former communist countries make
>>28204620Bro, it literally bricks if you it gets wet outside of its special retard mode. It's a shit vehicle.
>>28205021That doesn't mean the yugo isn't bad
>>28204890he's lying, half the posters here are likely children with no drivers license and bus riders.
>>28203524F-150 Hybrid>700 mi range on charge and tank>4x4 >12k lb tow rating>can simultaneously tow and charge a dead EV>only full hybrid truck on the marketMaverick is cool, but why bother when this exists?
>>28204620Every single cybertruck will be long gone and/or no longer in running condition by the time they're as old as your Skoda there.
>>28205075I'm aware, so is probably every other modern car.Still I've seen people complain about cars like mine on /o/ because they have no airbags, no crash safety, can't do 200mph down the highway in 9th gear and worst of all, are manual.
>>28204890Tesla tech is the future. Future updates will allow you to do things you could never do with brands like ford or rivian
>>28205079>paying attention to what nocar wrenchlets say on /o/I thought you were better than this, skodabro
>>28204890There was a thread a while back where some anon compiled posts from the cybertruck subreddit where owners talked about why they bought theirs. 90% of the answers had to do with attention mongering. One of them was even about how the owner's step kids would have to think he's cool now that he gets attention everywhere he drives the Tesla. It was pretty funny, wish I could find that thread in the archive.People buy these things for the same reason that richfags who have never turned a wrench buy 1930s Packards. So people stop and point at them when they're driving around.
>>28205021Yugoposter hereI don't count native commie shitboxes, it'd be like calling some 12 y/o kid's go-kart project a "shitty car"Only counts if it was sold in northwest europe, north america, australia, japan, or worst korea
no this is
>>28205191G-bodies are great though, shut up fag
>>28205191https://youtu.be/O9x1QBbB7QM?si=lgpEPD-TCkYi_ZeZ
>>28203446The Yugo was not a bad car, for what it was. Despite having a fairly iffy quality control during manufacturing, it was under half of the cost of the next cheapest car (it costed 5000 usd new), and was remarkably easy to repair and maintain, some repairs could be done with a toolbox and, quite literally, random shit in your pocket or kitchen.The cybertruck costs 80k, 110K loaded, cant tow, cant go offroad, is a ticking time bomb, pajeet construction quality and literally is unfixable. Not even a comparison desu
>>28205199This, the Yugo is a shitbox, but it's a shitbox designed for a purpose; to be as cheap and easily repairable as possible. And it excels at both of those points. The only thing the cybertruck "excels" at is visually standing out, and not in a good way. You can't even argue that it's "good" for an EV either because the PD1000 Model S mogs it in every way.
>>28205177>So people stop and point at them when they're driving aroundAs in "point and laugh"?https://youtu.be/ZY5g7UxeJB0
>>28204840>I have an amazing cybertruck to enjoyThen you don't even need to rope yourself because that death trap would do that for you
>>28204837respecting a faggot jewish kike? fuck right off!
>>28203428>The worst vehicle that ever existed in the history of automobiles
>>28203439>jewishreally?
>>28205289Actually the best new shitbox of the time>Vega was a piece of shit through-and-through>Chevette was arguably worse>Gremlin was floppy n sloppy
>>28205289The pinto isn't even a bad car. It was a cheap, small, reliable shitbox that was relatively good on gas for the time. The gas tank issue was way overblown and was fixed with a plastic shield. There will still be Pintos rolling around long after every cybertruck is dead.
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>>28205307AGAINAGAINAGAIN
>>28205309Imagine how good the auto industry would be if we did it again (for real this time).
>>28203428People said the civilan humvee was also fucking ugly. That was function over form design though. This thing is completely form over function though. I find it ugly. Is the aztek uglier? Quite a few Edsel were pretty bad.
>>28205166I don't, I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy of a lot of people who post here.I personally don't give a shit what others think about MY cars, I love them.
Guys im a pajeet and I bought a cybertruck to meet white women and they are all laughing at me. What do I do?
>>28205313wrong austrian painter died we are in the dark timeline forever
I hate Indians so much it’s unreal. The cybertruck was designed by Indians for Indians.
I wish someone would Austrian painter the pajeets
>>28203439Seriously though what is wrong with Homer's design?
>>28205263>/v/Fuck off
>>28205737I knew you were based
>>28203437you might as well give him a "you participated!" award.
>>28205289Pinto production led to some of their more well known i4 engines, notably the Lima. The 2.3 is still in production iirc.
>>28205782>mismatching tyres>front wheels prevented from turning>safety hazards - e.g. massive glass bubbles, bumper is split in two, doors are 75% glass>useless wing at the back>styling is all over the place
>>28205289More people have died in Tesla fires than Pinto fires.Hell, the Pinto only caught fire if something slammed into the back of it just right while Teslas just kind of do that while parked.
>>28203428You are wrong sir. Tesla Cyberpunk is so cool I wish I can buy one for me and my white girlfriend who very sex.
100% of the people who buy Teslas are Indians. Why is that?
>>28203428Is your shitty truck getting updated to this? Thought not
>>28203438i did not walk away from the two whistling diesel videos with a sense of "the cybertruck is a pile of crap" more like it is just way too expensive for what it was up against, a bog standard gas truck
>>28206764>6,843 lbs truck>Floating on waterYou can't make this shit up
>>28203428I have my own contender. My opinion is based on my own experience. It is the Renault Megane 1996-1998. https://youtu.be/CvL3eaxLBbs?si=hHB1zvZdEiwJR1Dl
>>28203428Found the leftist
>>28207946>muh dialectic
>>28207707Not the heaviest thing ever to float
>>28207975*insert yo momma joke*
>>28204620Dude, I'd have that Colubrid over Cybercuck anytime.
>>28207707Retard
>>28207946$0.03 USD has been deposited to your account.It's okay sir rajeet, maybe one day you'll be imported to work in a factory on our sacred soil.
>>28207946It's honestly surprising how many wokes paid trolls have made their way here. I'm guessing it's their last gambit before we have a real government again
>>28208022>If I say it enough times maybe people will buy that i'm not a paid indian shillFuck off retard, praising a pile of shit to a bunch of autist enthusiasts on a mongolian basket weaving forum can't be worth the pittance you get.
>>28203428Nope, it's the Hyundai Veloster.It's terrible.
>>28203428incelcamino
>>28203428i like how it looks and i'm a zoomer who never in his life even touched a bicycle.
>>28206005A shame the engine developed for the car lasted decades longer than the car it was meant for. It's a shame how overlooked it is especially for short track and turbo application.Ford Pinto: 1971-1980Lima T88 metric 2.3 OHC: 1974-2001(Earlier versions of the engine in smaller sizes date back to 1970)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Pinto_engine
>>28207379it was terrible at doing truck shit bed small fragile tow hitch literally falls offirs in a truck is a jokethat said suprisingly it held up to more abuse than the ice truck
>>28203428Its dumb and badly engineered as a truck.But as a rolling shitpost it's kinda a fun car still.>>28203438People keep pointing to whistlin diesel's videos, but for the vast majority of the tests the cybertruck outperforms the ford. Yeah it failed at towing which is important for a truck, but the cybertruck wasn't a serious truck for literally anyone. obviously it wasn't going to hold up to the promises, but what it is capable of is still pretty impressive.
>>28210325>Yeah it failed at towing which is important for a truck, but the cybertruck wasn't a serious truck for literally anyone. >obviously it wasn't going to hold up to the promises, but what it is capable of is still pretty impressive.dude he litrerally advertied how goot it was at towing and "truck stuff"lets face it its a big sedan with a ugly coach low poly count built delorean wunnabe bodyit cant towit cant truckit can rape around in the mud sure but that battery pack long term, will tesla even be around in 5-10 years lol ev car companies are hilariously short lived
Elon cracks me up. Who knew a car for Trekkies who are also (ex-)hicks who are also crossover/compact suv NPCs would sell even half as well as this thing?
>>28210331>but it fails as a truckand this surprises literally nobody>b-but he liedcool, again we all knew he would.the cybertruck isn't some amazing all powerful vehicle better at everything. but pretending the shit it can do isn't impressive is intentionally ignorant.
I fucking hate EVS but the cybertruck makes all the right people seethe 24/7 so I don't really care when it gets criticized.
>>28210342What can it do?
>>28210421mad skidspondskim like a mudbuggy
>>28210342>but pretending the shit it can do isn't impressiveLike perform worse than a 1500 at a higher price point?
>>28203528you bought an overpriced shitbox to "live rent free in peoples mind" ?
what the fuck is this headline
>>28204833The person being laughed at doesn’t care that they pissed their pants. He did it on purpose so you’d have to smell it while he’s enjoying the warmth. He’s convinced you’d never have the balls to purposefully piss your pants. >>28213374>This must mean you bought one!This board is dumber than the World Star Hiphop comments section and somehow more niggerish. Post you favorite fried chicken and tell us which brand of strawberry soda best compliments, my fellow automobile enthusiast.
>>28205289>>28205304Advertising is propaganda as seen itt.>>28203428The shittest cars I’ve met have been German and English for sure.
>>28214654Sensational click bait.
>>28214654WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
>>28206764The marketing team probably doesn't understand why they can't roll that update out over the air.
>>28215066Woke take
>>28203428Hating cybatrak is very woke and mainstream because elon is piece of shit but I like it, crazy retro futuristic design.
What's with all of the unironic paid shills on /o/? /o/ has been a shithole for a pretty long while which is why it's so confusing that nigger would pay Indians to defend his shit on a basket weaving forum.
>>28215072Elon's go-karts are hilarious but the late RQ Reilly had more panache
>>28215195>people love and defend one of the most innovative truck evert made>it must be paid shillsRetard. Why don't you actually get behind the wheel of one you will understand the hype
>>28215214You will never be a real American, you will never touch American soil$0.03 USD has been deposited to your account mr pajeet.
>>28215234I'm not some broke woke trash who needs the pennies like you do. I have my cyber truck
>>28215238Post bread on hood then, if your truck is so great
>>28215238"needs the pennies" is a curious expression. Just noticing.
>>28215195>>28215234Why is it anyone can say anything positive about literally any vehicle but as soon as its a Tesla then you're a shill?How do we know you're not a chevy shill antishilling the cybertruck so people buy a silEVrado?
>>28215353NTA Because half of the time it's glaringly obvious that the person posting isn't an /o/ or even a 4chan regular and uses dialect or slang that sticks them out even more obviously than a lost redditfag. It's glaringly obvious for a lot of posts.There are some fans sure, but the style of posts ramped up to this degree makes me feel like it's not genuine anons.
>>28205079> no airbags, no crash safetUnfathomably based.
