I'm gonna be starting soon, working 8 weeks with 3 off and got some questions:>Where do you shit?>Where do you cum?>What are the essential things you should pack with you to work?
>>28209323>Any truckers here? Need trucker tips. How deep can you take the tip?>Where do you shit?>Where do you cum?Plenty of trucker stops out there. Just try not to get caught in bad weather where you have to stop for hours. If you're brown, though, everybody just assumes that you piss and shit in your cab anyway so you may as well use that to your advantage. >What are the essential things you should pack with you to work?Extra clothes is always nice. Your dog. Sunblock if you're a pussy like me. Meds if you take them.
>>28209335Average bathroom in those stops is fucking disgusting. How are you supposed to shit there? Is there like an app or something telling you where the good bathrooms are at?
>>Where do you shit?cleanest bet is toilet where you load/unload cargo. otherwise gas stations/ truck stops, but clean ones will cost you. worst case scenario, behind trailer before moving out.>>Where do you cum?in your cabin, behind the drapes. rememeber about drapes before jacking it.>>What are the essential things you should pack with you to work?water(it's both for drinking, cleaning, personal hygene, food prep. at least galon per day), paper towels, wet wipes (those substitiute shower if none is available), WATER, enough dry food to last you few days (ideally some rice and portable gas stove. truck might die on you and you might end up camping for a week before someone solves it), toilet paper. If you're eu, bug your employer for spare paper rolls for tachograph- if you're out of paper for control that's a fine for you.proper navigation(software at least), google maps is not good enough8/3 on first job... damn. You're brave. Unless you are really into trucker lifestyle anything above 2/2 won't be worth it.
>>28209464>8/3 on first job... damn. You're brave. Unless you are really into trucker lifestyle anything above 2/2 won't be worth it.Oh I'm basically gonna be homeless so I figured sleeping in a truck > having to rent a hotel room or airbnb. In fact I was hoping I'd find work for my off weeks as well.
Ya I’m a trucker. And ya I’m the best one here.I’m a better driver than you. I make more money than you. I’m not going to answer your questions. I’ll just make up my own. Do I fuck? Ya I fuck. I fuck bitches in my 63” flat top. Can you do what I do?No u can’t. That’s why u aren’t.How big is ur dick?8 inches like my stacks.
>>28209513Ya what’s up bitches
>>28209515Try being me
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>>28209549Thanks for all that you do to facilitate commerce across this great nation of ours.Now let’s see some good pics of your wife’s fat milkers.
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>>28209666>>28209549>>28209522>>28209515>>28209513Thank you for your cervix.
>>28209752Thankyou for buying stuff.
>>28209464>bug your employer for spare paper rolls for tachograph- if you're out of paper for control that's a fine for you.Btw aren't most of them digital now? Like with card.
>>28210048>weirdo anon found my wife’s social media Really makes u think
>>28209605>>28210054Half Mexican half jeet truck driver pimps his cum dumpster slut in the interwebs. Surprised people pay attention to him for the first time in his life, because now guys want an easy fuck with his “wife”. Doesn’t even make money by getting his prostitute wife an Only-Fans account. Doxxes whole family to impress randos on the internet for no financial gain. >>Really makes u thinkYou obviously don’t, you do it for free.
>>28209605A face only a jeet with shit on his feet could make eye contact with while slamming that pig.
>>28210048That baby looks awfully dark. Your girl was in Miami about 9 months ago, huh?>>28209323Ugh I hate going to US Foods and stuff because the super trucker OTR guys are all slobs and the bathroom is a shithole within 10min of them cleaning it.
>>28210137>That baby looks awfully dark. Your girl was in Miami about 9 months ago, huh?Look at the hair, too, fucker came out of the womb with a Jheri Curl.
>>28210148Ethan likes to listen to his “wife’s” moans and the ethnic jibberish while sitting on the toilet in the next stall over.
>>28209323>Essential suppliesWet wipes. A pack to use on you and a pack to clean toilet seats with. Toilet paper. You'll learn to carry some into the shitter with you.Garbage bags5 gallon bucket. Mostly used to keep drinks, snacks, and other necessary supplies close to you while driving but also serves as an emergency shitter with the garbage bags should you get stuck somewhere like I-80 in winter. Post graduate level is to add one of those camping toilet seats that work with the 5 gallon bucket, but not strictly necessary.Truckers Road Atlas. Use it to double check the GPS every time you need to go off the interstate as it has lists of the restricted roads, weight limits by State, and other essential info that the GPS never even speaks about and a GPS WILL put you on the wrong road to save <10 seconds never mind that weight restricted, low clearance bridge. Pocket truck stop guide. I find this much easier to find needed stop/exit number info quickly while driving than using a phone. Flashlight. Look at the 5th wheel jaws with a light every time you hook. Seriously.3lb hammer. Tire thumper and persuader of things.Cable cutter. Will get most all seals and also the ones that are 1/8inch cable. Bolt seals suck and need bolt cutters for those but you can probably wait a little bit to get a pair as most places that insist on bolt seals have bolt cutters. Mostly.
>>28209666Nice. Usually it's truckers hauling the load but rest assured this load I'm delivering for your old lady!
>>28209323>where do you shitTruck stops/rest areas. If you're squeamish about public toilets, bring disposible seat covers. Also get yourself a 5gal bucket, some trashbags and one of those toilet seats that fit to them>where do you cumWhere you normally do, your hand.>What are the essential things you should pack with you to work?Above shitting provisions, get a microwave if your company provides an inverter. If no fridge, get a 12v cooler. Trash can and bags if you don't want to be a slob. Portable vacuum. Extra cleaning shit like clorox wipes, paper towels and glass cleaner. Picrel is great for getting mud from floors.
>>28209464>worst case scenario, behind trailer before moving outIndians are a fucking cancer in the trucking world I swear. Use a damn trashbag, nobody wants to step in your turds.
>>28210390Also, get you a tablet, mount and a subscription to Truckerpath. Much cheaper than a RM or Garmin GPS. It avoids low clearances/weight restrictions, shows closures, and gives you info on truck parking and weigh stations on your route including lot fullness reports and predictions.
>>28210097lol obsessed Let me know when HR block gets ur W-2 for Taco Bell done u nobody.
>>28210281Cuckolding can be pretty erotic sometimes.
>>28209666Good for you man! Them's some fine looking milkmakers!
>>28210402Is there an app where people rate the bathrooms at stops along the highway?
>>28209666>>28210048>>28210097Sauce?
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The guys I delivered to didn’t want to unload this dam thing. They were wise guys in New Jersey. Anyway i had to do it. Not like I was any better.
I came for the booba. Any more?
>>28212350This is a trucking thread.
>>28211138Not specifically bathrooms, but truckstops in general are rated on truckerpath>>28212455When has that ever stopped you? I think /o/ has seen more of your wife than her parents have.
>>28212930Only if ur wierd enough to save 10 years worth of content. Than yes. You prob have. Which doesn’t make u the winner. Do u have trucking content? No. Okay. Lmao.
>>28212455Truck stop prostitutes are part and parcel of trucking. EF’s prostitute (and mother to his mullato children) is a valid part of EF’s lived trucking experience, how ever sad and disgusting his trailer trash existence is to normal people. EF is proud to be what he is and proud that people still want to fuck his post-wall roastie “wife”. >>28212072Chelsea Johnston aka CJBJ
Mfw this thread
>>28213998Is she at “work” in this photo?
>>28214261lol isn’t it funny her net worth is higher than yours?
>>28214665That’s a lot of BJs………
>>28209323>>28213123Why are American trucks big nosed while Euro trucks are rectangle shaped?Genuinely curious.
>>28215226Go straight to hell you fucking NPC pos
>>28213998>>28215213I want one of CJ’s BJs
>>28215403lol you know I told her someone was creeping on her profile. She said whoever he is he is probably pathetic irl.
>>28215226boils down to length restrictions and utilization (as in europe is pretty small, with small roads
>>28215226As noted, length restriction differences where the European version puts limits on the entire combination where the US only does so on the trailer now. Back when the US had overall length restrictions cabovers were the norm.Further, once overall length restrictions were dropped it was found that trucks with engines out front were a bit cheaper to run due to easier maintenance and repair and mega carrier accountants ran with that to the point that building trucks with the engine out front became the cheaper option to buy to begin with and cabovers basically disappeared in short order after that.
>>28215413So you just recently told her that you’re posting her photos online? She’s been unaware of the countless men gooning to the thought of getting a no hassle, no money down, sloppy yet enthusiastic BJ from CJ in the nest of filth that you call a home. She doesn’t know that there’s a fan club of guys that need to impregnate her face. She would make more money than you, if you got her an Only-Fans account. It could be lot-lizard themed.But instead you do it for free, your a terrible husband and an even worse manager.
>>28214665Just think, she could make you $10,000 if you let some Arab fly her out to Dubai to poop on her chest once. That’s $10,000, she’d have to suck 500 dicks to make that kind’ve money.
Why are trucker threads always so weird, on every forum?
>>28216024being a long haul trucker is socially acceptable way of living on fringes of society. That envoirement is full of outcasts and malajusted spergs.
