What are the chances someone takes my 2016 impreza +cash for a c5 or c6 vette?I wish I hadn't bought this stupid fucking thing. I want a cool car
>>28212249If they're a car dealer and the +cash is the right number, pretty fucking high.
>>28212249You might find someone who needs a practical car due to having a kid if you put it up for trade on FB market.
>>28212249Oh anon.. uhm.. Look, i know our lives are miles apart and i cant really "relate". But i understand. I do. Your mother abandoned you when you where just a babyboy. Your dad soon got a boyfriend, they neglected you. Left you home in shitty diapers while they where out the entire night. To get "all the chocolate bananas", they said. To make up for all that missed attention you've since dedicated your entire life to getting all of it, good or bad. You want to be the rebel, the edgy dude, the interesting quirky guy, the cool guy who doesn't care, the misunderstood artist, the individualist, etc. I get it, your motivations atleast. But at some point we need to face some facts.. One of those facts is that life is indeed tough, unfair and harsh and we cant fight that. Rather, we need to accept that and navigate through it. And that simply means that, sometimes, generally, we just cant be that special snowflake. We must go with the stream, blend with the crowd. Because how people look at you DOES matter. What they think of you DOES matter. Your public image largely dictates your credibility. You could be the best lawyer in town. But if you insist on wearing a clown suit to court, people would rather get sentenced to life in prison than to be represented by you. Exact same deal with that car. You might think it makes you "special" or "interesting", but i reality it just makes you questionable, untrustworthy, and creepy. >b-b-but its so practical.. No anon. No. This just isn't it. This is not the way you want to be going. Please, just trust us on this. We care about you.
>>28212521nobody cares about your ugly slow gay pikachu bmw anon give it up
>>28212249Go to your local cougar bar and find a milf who needs a car for her kid and wants to get rid of her husband's Corvette then sleep with her to seal the deal
>>28212249What's wrong with your Impreza? I have a 2015 lower trim model & I'm pretty happy with it
NA Imprezas with manuals are based. Sorry if you have an automatic. Either way that is plenty of slow car to drive fast. Take a performance driving class or otherwise spend some time learning to push it to its limits before you worry about getting something with more cred.
