Dumb shit you're glad you don't have to do ever since you got your Tesla.>manually unlocking and locking your car doors>rolling up the windows before you leave your car>starting the car and idling for it to warm up>turning off the car>setting the car to park>using the brake all the time>parking, getting out, checking to see if you parked correctly, then getting back in and repeat>getting into a hot or cold car and waiting 10 minutes for the interioir to become comfortable>looking for keys before leaving the house>wife calling you to come and unlock the car because she left her keys inside>checking tire pressure>a ton of expensive maintanence every year>gas stationsYou don't realize how humiliating doing all these cuck rituals feel until you decide to borrow a friend's "car".
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Let's compare to my pickup>unlocks on approach, have to hit a button or use phone to lock (using your phone to operate anything on a car is AIDS level faggotry)>setting the car to parkOh nooo, that might break your wrist>using the brake all the timeThis is femoid logic, not going to elaborate>parking redo360 degree cameras and I know how to drive>getting into a hot/cold carCan be scheduled or remote started if you're a big pussy>looking for keyI know where my keys are>wife callingShe knows where her keys are>checking tire pressureHave TPMS like any other car these days>tons of expensive maintenanceOil changes, boohoo>gas stationsI can go 4 months of commuting on one tank with fuel to spareYou're just a lazy faggot
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I sure don't miss having to start my own fires when I go camping. Now that I have my Cybertruck, I just let it idle next to the fire pit for a few minutes and let Lord Musk do the work for me
>>28212261Don’t forget to add>sleeping with your wife
>>28212261>checking tire pressuretesla has auto-CTIS?
>>28212475wtf am I looking at, anon
>>28212261Dumb shit I'm glad I don't have to do ever since I got my Tesla>making decisions>listening to a v8>playing my tapes>fucking my wife
The keylessness is kind of a game changer. I remember my first keyless car, and I thought that was cool. But it's a different level when you just park and open the door and walk away. It's not "park, brake, shift into park, hit ignition again" it's just fuckin "i am where i want to go and now i am walking away from the car"
I like doing those things.When I do them it is at the right time. I know if something is open or closed, the brake is on or not. I don't want my car unlocking while a criminal is in the parking lot just because I start walking towards it.I don't want it rolling up the window I left cracked on purpose.I don't want expensive flate screens controlling everything that cost thousands to replace instead of under $100 like the old manual controls.I don't like expensive batteries that total my car by costing close to its value, catch on fire, prevent realistic roadtrips.I don't like built in spyware and cameras that watch every move I make in a vehicle with wireless and that checks in with the company.Demands I upgrade the software or locks me out.A car that doesn't like me to fix things myself.Or that has features already built in or installed I cannot access without paying extra as a monthly service. Wtf how do you own the car when you cannot even use portions of it.You never own a tesla, it owns you.
>>28212619rear wheel of a hummer or humvee, the center/hub of the wheel has a valve that connects to the wheel for adjustable inflation pressures for each wheel from the driver's seatit's fancy but iirc the system was prone to leaks but considering the environment it's in, exposed to the elements, and also a valve that has to deal with the wheels constantly spinning, vibrations and shocks, it's pretty impressive
